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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Clerks II (2006) - Part (3) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Clerks II (2006) - Part (3) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Clerks II (2006).
About the movie:
A calamity at Dante and Randall's shops sends them looking for new horizons - but they ultimately settle at Mooby's, a fictional Disney-McDonald's-style fast-food empire.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Clerks II (2006)?
a.
Sidney Wang
: Sh, sh, sh! Cow talk again.
b.
John de Stogumber
: Some of the people laughed at her. They would have laughed at Christ.
c.
Sexy Stud
: [
as he drops into his seat in the jail cell, sighing sadly as he leans back against the bars
] I miss my donkey.
d.
John Doe
: Nothing wrong with a man taking pleasure in his work. I won't deny my own personal desire to turn each sin against the sinner.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Clerks II (2006)?
a.
Becky
: I'm disgusted and repulsed and... and I can't look away.
b.
Carl Bruner
: [
Answers the phone nervously
] Carl Bruner speaking.
Voice
: Hi, Carl.
Carl Bruner
: Mr. Balistrari.
Voice
: Balistrari? Carl, it's me, John.
Carl Bruner
: John. John, sorry, um, what - what - what - what's up?
c.
Nigel 'The Leg' Gruff
: I'm wiry.
d.
Jake
: [
to Eddie
] You look like a pirate.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Clerks II (2006)?
a.
Emma
: Come outside with me, I've got a surprise for you! [
Emma and Dante run outside and pass Jay, posing completely naked
]
Dante Hicks
: That's my surprise?
Emma
: No.
b.
Sally DeBains
: Join the wonder dance. Lose the underpants!
Jimmy
: No!
c.
English Teacher
: Angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night.
Dade Murphy
: Ginsberg.
English Teacher
: Nice, very nice.
d.
J. Jonah Jameson
: I drove Spider-Man away. My god, he was a hero. Spider-Man truly was an asset to this city. He was...
J. Jonah Jameson
: [
a whooshing sound is heard and Jameson turns around - realizing that the Spider-Man costume is gone
] ... a criminal! That's who he is! A burglar! He stole my suit! I want Spider-Man! [
sees an open window
]
J. Jonah Jameson
: I WANT SPIDER-MAN!
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Clerks II (2006)?
a.
[
Fred tries to digitize the pig-lizard with disastrous results
]
Jason Nesmith
: What? What was that?
Alexander Dane
: Uh, nothing.
Jason Nesmith
: I heard some squealing or something.
Gwen DeMarco
: Oh, no. Everything's fine.
Teb
: But the animal is inside out.
Jason Nesmith
: I heard that! It turned inside out? [
the pig-lizard explodes
]
Teb
: And it exploded.
Jason Nesmith
: Did I just hear that the animal turned inside out, and then is EXPLODED?
b.
Richard Malone
: I've got socks older than you.
c.
Becky
: Fuck, I had to take a fuckin' order off a guy I blew after Junior Prom, once.
Randal Graves
: Yeah, I've waited on your brother, too.
d.
Frank Starkey
: I wish you would fuckin' die.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Clerks II (2006)?
a.
Clark
: Shut up, Number 7!
Number 7 Robot
: You shut up!
Clark
: I'll kill you!
b.
Randal Graves
: [
to Emma
] You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter.
Emma
: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it?
Randal Graves
: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way... [
Emma lifts up her shirt
]
Randal Graves
: Oh, that was just *wrong*.
Emma
: If you don't get the fuck out of here so that I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'm gonna show you my pooter.
Randal Graves
: Why would you wanna do something like that? [
Emma unbuckles her belt
]
Randal Graves
: Alright, alright, I'm leaving!
c.
Ron
: Eugh... essence of Crabbe...
d.
Hammy the Squirrel
: [
Slipping on kitchen floor
] No grip! No grip! No grip!...
RJ
: Hammy, less claw, more pad.
Hammy the Squirrel
: Oh, okay. [
Hammy zips across the room, crashes into wall
]
Hammy the Squirrel
: That hurt.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Clerks II (2006)?
a.
Caroline
: C'mon. I'm not going alone.
Melanie
: Hold up. It could be a trick. Let's make sure we're not walking into some sort of trap. Get back in here.
b.
Dr. Joseph 'Joe' Cardin
: When three people come to you with their lives spread out on a table for you to cut to pieces, then the only honest thing for you to do is to give them a chance to come out whole.
c.
Elias
: [
removing a smoking black basket of fries
] I don't think these look right.
Randal Graves
: Jesus! Step away from the fryer before you burn us all alive!
Elias
: It's not my fault you abandoned your post!
Randal Graves
: Was it too much to ask that you handle the fries? The machine does all the work! What's a machine gotta transform into some giant fuckin' robot before you'll take it seriously? Go home!
d.
Punkers
: We love it! We love it!
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Clerks II (2006)?
a.
David
: If we don't know about something, does that mean it doesn't exist?
b.
Walter Brown
: I love it - so get to the point.
c.
Elias
: That's bestiality, Randal!
Randal Graves
: At its finest, I hope.
Elias
: Who would want to see something like that?
Randal Graves
: Me, Dante, *you*.
Elias
: I don't wanna see something like that! Why would you wanna see something like that?
Randal Graves
: Because it's fucked up! And, I wanna see if a chick with a mouth full of donkey spunk swallows. Alright, here we go. Kinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud. Strait from their dirty debut in Tijuana, Kelly's taking it on the road. Taking it in the Ass, that is. You gotta give it up for Oscar Wilde-like wordplay that good.
Elias
: Do they show pictures?
Randal Graves
: Only one of Kinky Kelly sucking off Optimus Prime.
Elias
: Really? [
Randal hits Elias
]
Elias
: Ow.
Randal Graves
: Lemme borrow your cell phone.
Elias
: [
nervously
] Oh... 'Cause I'm only supposed to use it to call my parents in case of an emergency.
Randal Graves
: This is an emergency. We gotta lock up Kinky Kelly for tonight so we can give Mr. Dante a memorable send off. You love Mr. Dante, don'tcha?
Elias
: In a non-gay way.
d.
Nicole Bonnet
: Is this how you normally work, by the mile?
Simon Dermott
: I'm thinking. Look at my forehead: all wrinkled!
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Clerks II (2006)?
a.
Trooper Hancock
: You spit on my wrist.
Jim Halsey
: What?
Trooper Hancock
: I said you spit on my wrist. Wipe it off.
b.
[
a bunch of cops and fireman run into Mooby's and see the "interspecies erotica"
]
Fireman
: What the fuck? [
the donkey brays as the Police Officer sees Randal's "Porch Monkey 4 Life" shirt
]
Officer
: [
shouting
] PORCH MONKEY?
Randal Graves
: Oh, no no, it's cool, I'm taking it back.
c.
Kevin Branson
: Cherubini's down.
Dr. Harvey Mandrake
: Cherubini! What did he fall off the bench?
d.
Bella Swan
: [
Reading the e-mail that she's written but cannot send
] Alice. You've disappeared. Like everything else. Now who else can I talk to? I'm lost. When you left, and he left, you took everything with you. But the absence of him is everywhere I look. It's like a huge hole has been punched through my chest. But In a way, I'm glad. The pain is the only reminder that he was real. That you all were.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Clerks II (2006)?
a.
Dr. Lessing
: So... here's my question: What do we do when we find the answers we don't want?
b.
[
mimicking Sean Connery
]
Ace Ventura
: Lovely party. Pity I wasn't invited.
c.
Sergeant Frank Tree
: If there's one thing I can't stand seeing, it's Americans fighting Americans.
d.
Emma
: It must be nice to have a job with so much downtime.
Randal Graves
: Downtime's important. If I had to deal with all the fucking mouthbreathers non-stop without a break, I'd put my head in the deep-fryer. [
Dante and Emma stare at him, waiting for him to leave
]
Randal Graves
: Balls, too...
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Clerks II (2006)?
a.
Gilmer
: Hey, I can't see!
Everyone
: Why not?
Gilmer
: I had my eyes shut.
b.
Randolph MacAfee
: I respect ya, Papa!
Harry McAfee
: I don't want your respect! Who wants respect from a ten-year-old kid?
c.
Ripley
: How many drops is this for you, Lieutenant?
Gorman
: Thirty eight... simulated.
Vasquez
: How many *combat* drops?
Gorman
: Uh, two. Including this one.
Drake
: Shit.
Hudson
: Oh, man...
d.
Dante Hicks
: You wouldn't wanna be with a girl with an oversized clit?
Randal Graves
: No, 'cause the next step is a guy with an undersized dick.
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