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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Cheats (2002) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Cheats (2002) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Cheats (2002).
About the movie:
A group of friends cheat their way through high school.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cheats (2002)?
a.
Thor
: My friends, what are you doing here?
Fandral
: We've come to bring you back home!
Thor
: You know I can't come home. My father's death...
Sif
: Thor, Odin's alive!
b.
Arthur Pope
: Now, go out there and make a difference. Your mother and I tried. Don't let anyone tell you different.
c.
Billy Wade
: They're talkin' about a half million in cash. That kind of money doesn't lie around loose.
George Landon
: No, not often, Billy. Just once in a while, when they run short of cash around here and the bank has a big shipment from the Federal Reserve in San Francisco.
Billy Wade
: Yeah, I remember those hauls, those Wells Fargo wagons from Benton - twenty shotgun and rifle guards.
George Landon
: No. They only use six guns now - since you retired.
d.
Victor
: He was ambushed by his own fake brother!
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cheats (2002)?
a.
Victor
: I stand before you knee-deep in the bullshit.
b.
Tex Lawrence
: What's the matter with you? A dead man can't hurt you.
Ananias
: It's the man who made him dead that scares me.
c.
Mickey
: It's fate, you know. Nobody can stop fate, nobody can.
d.
Rick
: You were my first. You were my last and you've been everything in between.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cheats (2002)?
a.
[
running from Randall in the door vault, Sulley and Mike's shadows appear behind a Japanese paper screen
]
Mike
: Come on, it slides, it slides!
b.
Scotty Mason
: He's dead. Dead drunk. He's young and wild, but he'll grow out of it, just like you did.
c.
Handsome
: It wasn't just me who won that award, it was for Sammy for winning that spelling bee, and it was for Applebee for writing crazy small, and it was for Victor, for knowing how to deal with adopted kids. You see cheating is what made the four of us famous, the most famous cheaters in north point history.
Horny
: Everything is bullshit.
Greedy
: It is what it is.
d.
Veronica Corningstone
: Excuse me.
Ron Burgundy
: What are you doing?
Veronica Corningstone
: I need this machine so I can watch a tape for a story.
Ron Burgundy
: I'm using the tape. I'm showing Jeffrey my Emmy tape. We are watching history.
Veronica Corningstone
: Mr. Burgundy, I'm a professional, and I would like to be able to do my job.
Ron Burgundy
: Big deal. I am very professional.
Veronica Corningstone
: Mr. Burgundy, you are acting like a baby.
Ron Burgundy
: I'm not a baby, I am a man. I am an anchorman.
Veronica Corningstone
: You are not a man. You are a big fat joke.
Ron Burgundy
: I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn. That's what kind of man I am. You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science.
Veronica Corningstone
: I will have you know that I have more talent and more intelligence in my little finger than you do in your entire body, sir.
Ron Burgundy
: You are a smelly pirate hooker.
Veronica Corningstone
: You look like a blueberry.
Ron Burgundy
: Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?
Veronica Corningstone
: Well, you have bad hair.
Ron Burgundy
: [
insulted
] What did you say?
Veronica Corningstone
: I said... your hair... looks stupid. [
an A-bomb mushroom cloud is reflected in Ron's eyes; the knock-down drag-out fight begins
]
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cheats (2002)?
a.
Victor
: That's one horny little bastard.
b.
Veronica Sawyer
: Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.
c.
Technical Adviser
: [
after losing her bra in "the heat of battle"
] It's all right, Tiger. I've got another one at home.
Technical Adviser
: That is not what's worrying me. What is worrying me is my wife coming home and finding it.
Technical Adviser
: She'll just think it's hers.
Technical Adviser
: Don't be ridiculous.
d.
[
introducing the therapist to the Far Out Man
]
Rae Dawn
: This is Dr. "Little dick".
Dr. Liddledick
: Actually, it's pronounced "Lie-dill dick".
Far Out Man
: Little dick, huh? Well, at least you've got one.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cheats (2002)?
a.
Ace
: Meeting with sinister types much? A not too much, a much too much.
b.
[
Harris is trying to convince Sara not to go back to England
]
Harris
: There comes a time in a person's life when it's now or never. It's now or never. Let me read to you from this book of poems: "O pointy birds, o pointy pointy. Anoint..." [
Sara slams window shut
]
c.
Horny
: Everything is bullshit.
Greedy
: It is what it is.
d.
Beth
: Sometimes when we look for the answers, we only end up creating more questions. But maybe that's just the way it is.
Greta
: Or maybe that's the way it needs to be.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cheats (2002)?
a.
Dr. Roger Fleming
: I've got to get that meteor but how? How? There must be a way inside that cabin. Think! Think! Cabin... cabin... cabin.
b.
Jonathan Jacob Applebee the Crib Master
: We're going to get 69'd... [
pause
]
Jonathan Jacob Applebee the Crib Master
: with a star
c.
Kermit
: [
navigating in the Studebaker
] Bear left.
Fozzie
: Right, frog.
d.
[
On whether men and women are equal
]
Laura Bowman
: Did you say completely equal?
U Aung Ko
: Oh, yes! A woman can even become a Buddha; but for that she must first come back as a man.
Laura Bowman
: Ah, there's always a catch.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cheats (2002)?
a.
Capt. Spaulding
: Play that song about the Irish chiropodist.
Ravelli
: Irish chiropodist?
Capt. Spaulding
: "My Fate Is In Your Hands".
b.
Scott Pilgrim
: Ciao Knives!
c.
Vinnie
: Boogaloo don't fuckin show, ain't gonna be no rumble!
d.
Victor
: It's like I always say: you can't trust a fake brother.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cheats (2002)?
a.
Michael Maerd
: FUCK that! I'm full blast now. I'll be the "when the smoke clears" motherfucker. I'll write a second if I have to.
Tom Mastro
: Write that "Secret of My Success" Michael J. Fox shit.
b.
Victor
: Dude, we just pissed on her life!
c.
Kent Mansley
: Please, Sir, I've got a feeling about this one.
General Rogard
: That's nice, Mansley, but let me explain how things are supposed to work. If you had, say, a footprint, I might be able to send over an expert to make a plaster cast of it. Hell, you get me a photograph of this thing, I can send some troops down there! But you tell me you've got a feeling...
Kent Mansley
: All right... you want evidence? I'll get you evidence. And when I do, I'm gonna want a memo...
General Rogard
: That's just swell, Mansley.
Kent Mansley
: And I'm gonna want that memo carbon copied and distributed... [
Rogard hangs up
]
d.
Allison Reynolds
: I'll do anything sexual. I don't need a million dollars to do it either.
Claire Standish
: You're lying.
Allison Reynolds
: I already have. I've done just about everything there is except a few things that are illegal. I'm a nymphomaniac.
Claire Standish
: Lie.
Brian Johnson
: Are your parents aware of this?
Allison Reynolds
: The only person I told was my shrink.
Andrew Clark
: And what did he do when you told him?
Allison Reynolds
: He nailed me.
Claire Standish
: Very nice.
Allison Reynolds
: I don't think that from a legal standpoint what he did can be construed as rape, since I paid him.
Claire Standish
: He's an adult.
Allison Reynolds
: Yeah, he's married too.
Claire Standish
: Do you have any idea how completely gross that is?
Allison Reynolds
: Well, the first few times...
Claire Standish
: The first few times? You mean you did it more than once?
Allison Reynolds
: Sure.
Claire Standish
: Are you crazy?
Brian Johnson
: Obviously she's crazy if she's screwing a shrink.
Allison Reynolds
: Have you ever done it?
Claire Standish
: I don't even have a psychiatrist.
Allison Reynolds
: Have you ever done it with a normal person?
Claire Standish
: Didn't we already cover this?
John Bender
: You never answered the question.
Claire Standish
: Look, I'm not going to discuss my private life with total strangers.
Allison Reynolds
: It's kind of a double edged sword isn't it?
Claire Standish
: A what?
Allison Reynolds
: Well, if you say you haven't, you're a prude. If you say you have you're a slut. It's a trap. You want to but you can't, and when you do you wish you didn't, right?
Claire Standish
: Wrong.
Allison Reynolds
: Or are you a tease?
Andrew Clark
: She's a tease.
Claire Standish
: I'm sure. Why don't you just forget it.
Andrew Clark
: Oh, you're a tease and you know it. All girls are teases.
John Bender
: She's only a tease if what she does gets you hot.
Claire Standish
: I don't do anything.
Allison Reynolds
: That's why you're a tease.
Claire Standish
: OK, let me ask you a few questions.
Allison Reynolds
: I already told you everything.
Claire Standish
: No. Doesn't it bother you to sleep around without being in love. I mean, don't you want any respect?
Allison Reynolds
: I don't screw to get respect. That's the difference between you and me.
Claire Standish
: It's not the only difference I hope.
John Bender
: Face it, you're a tease.
Claire Standish
: I'm NOT a tease.
John Bender
: Sure you are. Sex is your weapon. You said it yourself. You use it to get respect.
Claire Standish
: No, I never said that she twisted my words around.
John Bender
: What do you use it for then?
Claire Standish
: I don't use it period.
John Bender
: Oh, are you medically frigid or is it psychological?
Claire Standish
: I didn't mean it that way. You guys are putting words into my mouth.
John Bender
: Well, if you'd just answer the question.
Brian Johnson
: Why don't you just answer the question?
Andrew Clark
: Be honest.
John Bender
: No big deal.
Brian Johnson
: Yeah answer it.
Andrew Clark
: Answer the question, Claire.
John Bender
: Talk to us. Every one: C'mon, answer the question. Come on. Answer it.
John Bender
: C'mon, it's easy. It's only one question.
Claire Standish
: NO I NEVER DID IT.
Allison Reynolds
: I never did it either. I'm not a nymphomaniac. I'm a compulsive liar.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cheats (2002)?
a.
Calvera
: We have a saying here: a thief who steals from a thief is pardoned for one hundred years.
b.
King Henry VIII
: [
during a supper in the banquet hall, to Anne
] What's so amusing?
Anne Boleyn
: I was merely offering my thoughts on the new French king. With such great power, yet such meager authority as a man.
King Henry VIII
: [
intrigued
] Continue.
Anne Boleyn
: [
slowly walking forward
] His pettiness is astounding. He will bear a mortal grudge at the mildest of slights. Spoiled cub with a spike in his paw. Riveted with resentment. Unable to forgive or forget. A great king, a great man rises above such things.
King Henry VIII
: And what would you know of great men?
Anne Boleyn
: [
never taking her eyes from Henry's
] I've read enough books and heard enough talk to believe I'd know one if he were before me.
King Henry VIII
: Then look about you. I am curious. Do you see one here?
Anne Boleyn
: [
approaches him, still not looking away
] Looking my lord... still looking, my lord. [
pauses in front of the King
]
Anne Boleyn
: Ah! There. Found one.
King Henry VIII
: [
laughs to himself as the subjects in the room start to laugh
]
c.
Victor
: Hey, I kick all ass.
d.
Stathis Borans
: [
to Veronica
] Don't go back to it.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Cheats (2002)?
a.
Michael
: Why did you come here?
Sarah
: I came by accident.
Michael
: The only accident is you're leaving, but don't worry 'coz it's never going to happen again.
b.
Henry Graham
: Oh, no. I forgot to check her before she went to school this morning. She'll be walking around all day with price tags dangling from her sleeves.
Harold
: I took the liberty, sir.
Henry Graham
: Thank you, Harold. Was she free of crumbs?
Harold
: Only a slight sprinkling, sir.
c.
Felix Gillie
: [
to Mr. Trumbull, referring to Mr. Black
] I don't think he's quite dead enough to bury.
d.
Victor
: I hate her, I hate the grade book, and I hate her fake little kids.
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