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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : About Schmidt (2002) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : About Schmidt (2002) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : About Schmidt (2002)

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About the movie: A man upon retirement embarks on a journey to his estranged daughter's wedding only to discover more about himself and life than he ever expected.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: About Schmidt (2002)?
a.		Jacki: A murderer, a rapist and a dyke go into a tattoo parlor...
b.		Dr. Zwiezic: I heard your wife got custody of the dog. Were you late on your ALPO payments?
c.		Warren Schmidt: Well Ndugu, I'll close now. You probably can't wait to run and cash this check and get yourself something to eat.
d.		Teacher: Oh, and Mr. Larkin, perhaps you'd like to share with the rest of the class, Patrick Henry's immortal last words? Link Larkin: Kiss my ass?

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: About Schmidt (2002)?
a.		Harry Van: [to Irene] Excuse me, but were you always blonde?
b.		Warren Schmidt: You're not gonna believe this. We had a tire swing over there.
c.		Bo Duke: [while driving General Lee in a roundabout] What's the purpose of this circle?
d.		Nick: [upon hearing a ruckus] What in my domain is that?

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: About Schmidt (2002)?
a.		Mr. Blue: What did they catch you doing? Mr. Green: Nothing. They framed me. The beakies needed a fall guy. Mr. Blue: The beakies? Mr. Green: Transit cops. Undercover guys. They got wind of a gang passing dope, you know, transporting from downtown uptown and giving it to a motorman, somebody picking it up in Harlem. They tried to pin the evidence on me but they didn't find anything. Mr. Blue: You were innocent? Mr. Green: Course I was innocent. Do you think I'd do a thing like that? What's the matter with you?
b.		[Warren is on top of the motor home under a starry night] Warren Schmidt: Helen, what did you really think of me, deep in your heart? Was I really the man you wanted to be with? Was I? Or were you disappointed and too nice to show it? I forgive you for Ray. I forgive you. That was a long time ago, and I know I wasn't always the king of kings. I let you down. I'm sorry, Helen. Can you forgive me? Can you forgive me? [a shooting star passes by]
c.		Emily Rose: [as the demons] One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six.
d.		[Angelica appears wearing Sherlock Holmes clothes] Angelica Pickles: They've taken Cynthia spike, come on, your gonna be my Butthound.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: About Schmidt (2002)?
a.		[Angela, who already sent the incriminating info to the FBI at the last second, is approached and caught by Devlin and Marx] Jack: [shoves Angela over] Get away from the computer. What did think you were trying to do? Save the world? Angela Bennett: No. Not the world. Just myself. Jack: Ah, I'm afraid it's too late for that. The offer's been withdrawn. Angela Bennett: Um, you might wanna look at the screen, because everything on that disk was just sent to the FBI. Everything. Jack: So? Angela Bennett: So... proof that the Gatekeeper program has a back door. Jack: [convinced] My, my. Angela Bennett: Proof that Bergstrom and Dale's murder were orchestrated by Gregg. Jack: [to Ruth] Watch her.
b.		Roberta Hertzel: You already know how famously they get along as friends, but did you know that their sex life is positively white hot? The main reason both of my marriages failed was sexual. I'm an extremely sexual person, I can't help it, it just how I'm wired, you know, even when I was a little girl. I had my first orgasm when I was 6 in ballet class. Anyway, the point is that I have been always very easily aroused and very orgasmic, Jeannie and I have a lot in common that way. Clifford and Larry, they were nice guys, but they just could not keep up with me. Anyway, I don't want to betray Jeannie's confidence, but let me just assure you that whatever problems those two kids may run into along the way, they will always be able to count on what happens between the sheets to keep them together. More soup? Warren Schmidt: Eh... no, I think I'm fine now.
c.		[On Selina's plans to go to the park] Ole' Pa: Only one thing messin' up your idea S'lina, and it ain't fatso's supper. Selina D'Arcy: What then? Ole' Pa: Nobody'd bring ya home. Selina D'Arcy: You could. I can wait. Ole' Pa: Many a time I'm not on my way till good and dark. Selina D'Arcy: Is that all? Dark's nothing to me. I'm always in the dark.
d.		Joe Wilson: Half an hour late. That's my boss - the only guy in the world who can travel by jet and still be late.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: About Schmidt (2002)?
a.		Warren Schmidt: You're making a big mistake, don't marry this guy, don't do it. Jeannie Schmidt: What are you talking about? Warren Schmidt: The other night I had a dream and it was very real. Your mother was there and you were there and your aunt Estelle. And there was a... well, it wasn't really a spaceship, it was more like a blimp or an orb of some kind. And then a bunch of weird creatures came out and started trying to take you away, and you wanna know what? They all looked like Randall. Do you understand? And I was jumping up and down to save you.
b.		Dr. Armand de Fontinac: You're not wasting away, you're just wasted.
c.		Train Passenger: [looking at Peter without his mask] He's... just a kid. No older than my son.
d.		Val: My first day at Edison Park, you told me that if Miss Donovan asked what my father does for a living, I should say he's a businessman. Armand: Well, you were a baby, and Miss Donovan was a small-minded idiot. I didn't want you to get hurt. Val: I can still get hurt.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: About Schmidt (2002)?
a.		[At the vet, having porcupine quills removed] Chance: Okay, okay, I'll talk! I left a gift on the carpet. I let Sassy take the rap for when I unrolled the toilet paper all over the house. I stole underwear on three occasions. [the vet yanks a quill out of his face] Chance: Okay, okay, four!
b.		Older Jeremiah: [picks up two pieces of coal and see's faces on them] Oh, you gonna cry if you don't get what you want? Older Jeremiah: [slams the largest piece of coal off the floor and draws on it with a red pencil] You killed your momma, look, thats blood. You killed your momma, I'm all you got left.
c.		Haggard: Love is slowing you down, my lady. I will catch you at last, if you love much more.
d.		Jeannie Schmidt: All of a sudden you're taking an interest in what I do? You have an opinion about my life now? Okay, you listen to me. I am getting married the day after tomorrow and you are going to come to my wedding and you are going to sit there and enjoy it and support me or else you can just turn right around right now and go back to Omaha.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: About Schmidt (2002)?
a.		Jane Harper: We might be in a little bit of a pickle, Dick.
b.		Warren Schmidt: You can't marry him. I mean... Look at these people!
c.		Macanudo: I rebuilt my mind! Cindy: So, you have a homemade brain.
d.		Chaucer: [singing] He's quick, he's funny, he makes me lots of money, Lichtenstein! Lichtenstein!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: About Schmidt (2002)?
a.		Tweety Bird: Any sign of Wile E. Coyote? William Strannix: No. Meet at the bird cage as planned, Roadrunner, out! Krill: You're the roadrunner? William Strannix: Yeah, never been caught. Mee-meep.
b.		Roberta Hertzel: People used to think it was strange 'cause I breast-fed him 'til he was almost five, but I say - hunh, just look at the results!
c.		Raymond: [hanging from a tree branch] Hey Uncle Bill, look at me, I'm Tarzan the apeman! [singing] Raymond: Look at me, up in a tree! Bill Fuller: Right where he belongs.
d.		Fan: [Yelling to Molly, while walking through the arena hall, with Iris and Harry] Hey honey, you look better, with your clothes off! Molly: [Flips him off]

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: About Schmidt (2002)?
a.		[repeated line] Warren Schmidt: Dear Ndugu...
b.		Alfonso Diaz: Are you going to endanger their lives for a fucking story?
c.		Lancelot: [Lancelot unhorses Arthur, then approaches him still on horseback with his lance held out] Yield sir, I have the advantage Arthur: [in a fit of absolute rage] I will not! Fight me from your horse or on foot, but fight me, your avoidance mocks me! Lancelot: I sought only not to harm you [knocks Arthur to the ground]
d.		Martin: Let's see if this angel bleeds!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: About Schmidt (2002)?
a.		Jim: Michelle, I'm going to ask you something I've never asked before. Michelle: [eagerly] Is it kinky?
b.		Balthazar: This is the Merlin Circle. It focuses your energy, helps you master new spells. It is where you will learn the Art. Step inside, you leave everything else behind. Once you enter, there is no going back. Dave: So I should probably pee first?
c.		[the heroes bring the Stormqueen before her subjects] Zar: Supremacy of one sex over the other is evil, and it's also ridiculous, as we will now show you. [Zar tears off the Stormqueen's robes, revealing her secret] Female Villager: [Shocked] It's a... a man! [the shocked villagers either laugh or gasp] Sulan: [laughing] After all, behind every great woman, there's a man. Stormqueen: People of Ishtan, listen to me! You can't blame me for being born a boy. My mother made me do it. So I can be queen too.
d.		Larry Hertzel: All I was doing was welcoming somebody into the family. Roberta Hertzel: Larry, we've been welcomed by you, thank you so much, now would you please just drink your fucking milk and shut the fuck up.

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