Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Chance (2002) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Chance (2002) Quiz

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About the movie: A young woman tries to find the right man to be with while dealing with her own life and family problems.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Chance (2002)?
a.		Chance: Where'd you meet her Simon? Simon: Okay, okay! On the phone! Okay, are you happy now, huh? Huh? Chance: You met her at work? You've gotta be fucking kidding me! She could be some kind of serial rapist or something. Simon: Serial rapist? Ha ha ha! You're just jealous 'cause I might get lucky tonight. Chance: Not on my couch, you're not! Simon: It's my couch! Chance: You may sleep on it, but I don't see you paying any rent, brother! Simon: I hate it when you call me that! I am not your brother, thank God! Chance: It's a figure of speech, Simon. You know, like we are all God's children.
b.		[repeated line] Lacy Baldwin: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! Dynamite! Our team is dynamite!
c.		Olympias: Three months you have been in Babylon, and leave me at the mercy of your enemies, of which you have many. Antipater: accustomed now to the power that you have given him. I must watch him grow stronger. I am certain that he communicates secretly with Parmenion, who is dangerous. But beware most of all of those closest to you. They are like snakes, and can be turned. Cassander is Antipater's son. Even Cleitus, your father's favorite. And Ptolmey. Your friend, yes, but beware of men who think too much. They blind themselves. Only Hephastion do I leave out. But all of them you make rich, while your mother and yourself you leave in generous poverty. Why won't you ever believe me? It is only a dark mind like mine that can know these secrets of the heart. For they are dark, Alexander. So dark. But in you, the son of Zeus, lies the light of the world. Your companions will be shadows in the underworld when you are a name living forever in history as the most glorious, shining light of youth. Forever young, forever inspiring. Never will there be an Alexander like you, Alexander the Great.
d.		Peter Sanderson: [nervously] Don't you just love being our nanny, Charlene? Charlene Morton: [pauses] [speaking in a fake Southern Accent] Charlene Morton: Yessir. I'm gonna go on down to de pool wit' de children. Make fun of de white folks again.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Chance (2002)?
a.		Simon: The girl who wrote that number on your arm... Jack: She was nice. Very feminine... Simon: Yeah, well, she's kind of got it in her head that you're the guy she's been waiting for all her life. Jack: Me? I'm pretty gay... Simon: She thinks you're straight. [sighs] Simon: But that's not even the fucked up part. The fucked up part is that for some asinine, unfathomable reason I'm madly in love with her. Jack: That sucks. Simon: And then I did a really stupid thing. Jack: What? Simon: I slept with her. Jack: Oh... Simon: Now she hates me and everything's totally screwed.
b.		Mary Ann Gifford: You fuckin' fascist! Did you see the film we made at the San Marino jail breakout demonstrating the rising up of the seminal prisoner class infrastructure? Laureen Hobbs: You can blow the seminal prisoner class infrastructure out your ass. I'm not knockin' down my goddamn distribution charges.
c.		FBI Agent: The name Gruber mean anything to you, lieutenant? [flashback to Hans Gruber falling from Nakatomi Towers] John McClane: It rings a bell, yeah.
d.		Robert John: I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Chance (2002)?
a.		Phyllis Bonaparte: I really don't think you should be alone right now. Dutch Van Den Broeck: Oh, yeah? I was alone before you got here.
b.		Kit Latura: Okay we're high and dry and out of danger. Now, what we do'nt need is more suprises. Right? Steven Crighton: Okay, Were high and dry. Now what? Kit Latura: Now, I may have a way where I can take down a part of that tube, that will seal us off from the fire and plug up that leak. Steven Crighton: How do you plan on doing that? Kit Latura: I gonna have to use an explosive. [the people sigh in disbelief] Kit Latura: No. wait. wait a second. Let me explain. Steven Crighton: An explosive? that's your idea down here? No wonder you got people killed. Kit Latura: Hey. If anybody's got a better idea, now is the time to say it. Steven Crighton: You really do not know how much damage this tunnel has sustained. So, how do you know that you can contain it to one section? Kit Latura: You know what, I don't know. I don't know anything. But, the one thing I know is that we're not going to make it another hour unless I shut this thing down.
c.		Chance: [to camera] Hold on just one little minute there, buddy. Why does the guy just assume that every post-coital argument is like, the utter, absolute end of that particular relationship? I mean, Jesus, it's not like men are not surrounded by women their entire lives - that they haven't realized that behind every angry outburst is a sobbing, insecure woman who just... wants to be told that she kicks more ass than any girl he's ever met.
d.		Ambassador Popoff: Adamovitch. Adamovitch: Yes, your excellency? Ambassador Popoff: Go to my bedroom. In the cabinet, behind his majesty's picture, is a little brown bottle of poison... Throw it away. It's a protective measure.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Chance (2002)?
a.		Sara: [British accent] That rhymes... Chance: Nice accent. Sara: Manchester. Mind if I take a drag? [Sara takes the cigarette out of Chance's hand and takes a drag] Chance: I see you're from the 'take first, ask later' school of etiquette. Sara: Etiquette? Don't believe in it.
b.		Mike Locken: I just wanna get closer to George. Cap Collins: (laughs) So you find him and you zap him. Will that change Weyburn's mind? Will that give you back your knee and your elbow? Mike Locken: No, no, but, uh, wherever they are I know they'll be a lot happier.
c.		Patrick Bateman: Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde.
d.		Neo: I just have never... Rama-Kandra: ...heard a program speak of love? Neo: It's a... human emotion. Rama-Kandra: No, it is a word. What matters is the connection the word implies. I see that you are in love. Can you tell me what you would give to hold on to that connection? Neo: Anything. Rama-Kandra: Then perhaps the reason you're here is not so different from the reason I'm here.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Chance (2002)?
a.		Chance: Rory, you can't just manhandle me into your fucking car and expect me to jump your bones or something. I mean, it's light out for one thing and there are kids who live in my building, for God's sake. What if they came out to play baseball and saw your hairy ass pressed up against the windshield? Rory: I don't want to have sex with you. Chance: Wait. What did you say? Oh, now I'm not good enough for you or something? Rory: No, I just want to... Chance: What are you saying, Rory? Spit it out. Rory: Can't we just talk like before? Chance: Before? [flashback sequence shows Rory constantly talking, oblivious to Chance's bored face] Chance: Before? You mean, before I got so fucking bored of your talk that I fell asleep and you still kept talking?
b.		Vivian: You're late. Edward Lewis: You're stunning. Vivian: You're forgiven.
c.		Alpa Chino: [why he's in the movie] I had to represent. Cause they had one good role for a black man, and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee! Kirk Lazarus: Pump your breaks, kid, that man's a national treasure.
d.		Eames: Fischer's OK, unless he gets car-sick.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Chance (2002)?
a.		Sarah Sorkin: Why don't you come out to Malibu and see my new beach house tomorrow? Ramona Barcelona: I didn't know Dimitri had a beach house. Sarah Sorkin: Neither did I, until my lawyer found it. Quite a paper trail. Had it in the dog's name.
b.		[first lines] Chance: [voiceover] All right, you live your life in a totally normal, full on reality check kind of way. That's good and cool. Things don't get messed up. People you love hang around until you can't stand them anymore. Things never change. But shit like that doesn't happen in real life. Real life is just a movie with someone's finger jammed on fast forward. The numbers change faster than you can count. When you're a little kid, you never think you're gonna die. I mean death is just some kind of esoteric thing you see on TV or read about it in a book. Then one day you realize what it really is, and nothing is ever the same again. From that day on, you're fucked.
c.		Darwin Tremor: [manipulating Dupree's mouth so Jack seems to be speaking to him] Oh hell yeah, we was just at the wrong place at the wrong time, so don't feel so bad, chief.
d.		Buddy Love: Hiya, chicky baby. How's it going? Stella Purdy: Fine. Buddy Love: Crazy. I thought I'd visit your little land of learning. Cute. Cute pad. Stella Purdy: What happened to you last night? What'd you run away like that for? I thought you saw a ghost or something. Buddy Love: Oh yeah. How 'bout that? Well, that's why I stopped by. I thought I'd lay it on ya, but this ain't the place to talk. What do you say we meet later at the Purple Pit? We can talk better there. Stella Purdy: Well, I dunno. You're pretty weird, you know, and I don't want... Buddy Love: Chi-chi. Ten o' clock? Stella Purdy: Perfect. Buddy Love: Figures.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Chance (2002)?
a.		Chance: [voiceover] It's never how it seems in the movies. I think something inside of you immediately realizes that a person is dead and you can't help but be shocked. I think people cry when someone dies because deep down inside they're glad that it wasn't them. I know because in the end, the only person you care about is yourself. You can't get into someone else's head, you can't get into their soul, they mean nothing to you. You blink... and they're gone.
b.		[Rusty is strapped to a table, bent-over] Myra: You think that being a man is such a simple thing. A man would ball chicks you said. Well I tried to explain it to you but you wouldn't listen, so I'm afraid you require a practical demonstration. [Myra puts on a strap-on, off screen, but it's rather obvious] Rusty Godowsky: Oh my God! Jesus, You'll kill me! Myra: I won't kill you, Rusty. I'll just educate you! You and the rest of America. Must be demonstrated to you practically, that there is no such thing as manhood. It died with Burt Lancaster in "Vera Cruz". Your manhood was taken by Errol Flynn and Clark Gable! I am only going to supply you with the finishing touches.
c.		The Missing Link: You see what I mean? No one's leaving. No one's ever getting out. General W.R. Monger: Good news, monsters! You're getting out! The Missing Link: Until today.
d.		Aldo Silvano: When the storm breaks, the cradle will rock!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Chance (2002)?
a.		Philip Marlowe: Somebody's always giving me guns.
b.		[Simon, play-acting as Chance in wearing a dress and makeup greets Chance's mother, Desiree at the front door] Simon: [high-pitched voice] Mother! It's so wonderful to see you! Desiree: [amused] Hello Simon. Simon: Simon? Don't you recognize your own daughter? Desiree: No, you're Simon. I can tell by your aura. Yours is white, Chance's is turquoise... Simon: But I'm Chance! It's me, mother! [Chance comes out of the bedroom wearing Simon's pants and shirt. She's drawn a little beard and moustache on her lower face with an eyeliner pen] Chance: Hello. I must sleep. [Chance goes right for the couch and lays down] Simon: Mother, why don't you come inside and I'll fix you a nice glass of iced tea. Desiree: But you're Simon... [beat, deciding to play along] Desiree: Alright... Chance, sweetheart, love of my loins, yes, let's sit and drink the fruit of the Earth together. We shall give thanks for the bounty the mother goddess has seen fit to provide us with.
c.		Ramirez: The Kurgan. He is the strongest of all the immortals. He's the perfect warrior. If he wins the Prize, mortal man would suffer an eternity of darkness. Connor MacLeod: How do you fight such a savage? Ramirez: With heart, faith and steel. In the end there can be only one.
d.		Mary Maloney: Gazing around the dark, gloomy entryway of the house. "Look at this hallway, frighten Dracula."

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Chance (2002)?
a.		Thelma: Louise, no matter what happens, I'm glad I came with you.
b.		Topper Harley: Mrs. Thompson, I know you must hate me right now but there's something I want you to have. I've been putting a little away for the past ten years. It's not much. 2500. I wish I could do more. Mrs. Mary 'Dead Meat' Thompson: Why, Topper. That's so sweet. Why, with the three million that I won on this Lucky Lotto ticket, I can take this 2500 and just blow it all on hats.
c.		[in loud, incredibly angry sounding voice] Quintus: STAY!
d.		[Chance is talking to the camera] Chance: Milton has been a pain in my ass for the past six months. Every time I walk outside my door, he's standing there drooling! I mean, maybe someone would find shit like that flattering; but me? It just pisses me off royally! I should be able to walk outside my door without the drooler taking notes! It's a free fucking country, right? Milton: [to Chance] Why are you talking to yourself? Chance: Mind your own damn business!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Chance (2002)?
a.		Chance: [voiceover] I'm not all that into girls, to tell you the truth. If I want a little pussy, I've got my own to play with. But I was in the experimental phase in my 20s, and ecstasy is a strong sexual motivator.
b.		Victor Moritz: You're crazy! Henry Frankenstein: Crazy, am I? We'll see whether I'm crazy or not.
c.		[kisses Linda while her eyes are closed] Van: Guess who! Linda: Hmm... Simpson? Van: No! [kisses her again] Van: Try again! Linda: Finny. Van: No! [kisses her again] Van: Try again! Linda: I give up. [opens her eyes as they laugh and embrace] Linda: Oh! It's a husband!
d.		Danny: [knocking on the door] Hey... you left some Chinese-lookin' shit out here.

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