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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Witless Protection (2008) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Witless Protection (2008) - Part (2) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Witless Protection (2008).
About the movie:
The story centers on a small-town sheriff who witnesses what he believes is a kidnapping and rushes to rescue a woman...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Witless Protection (2008)?
a.
Barney Snow
: [
to Mazzo
] Now there's a new memory. Of a time not long ago, when I was just like you.
b.
[
last lines
]
Connie
: I didn't think I'd ever see you again, 'cept maybe on "Cops".
Larry
: Well, guess I had to take the long way around to figure out what I really wanted was just to be with you.
c.
Bruce
: [
trying to intimidate an opponent
] Look at my eyes. I am Oriental.
d.
Brody
: This can't be fucking happening!
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Witless Protection (2008)?
a.
Larry Gigli
: You know something? You're right. It is sadness. Its sadness and I'm fucking sad. You got me. You're a genius. You know why I'm fucking sad? Because I got this fucking beautiful-sexy-gorgeous-hearthrob-o-rama-fucking-smart-amazing-bombshell-seventeen-on a fucking ten scale- girl sleeping in a bed right next to me and you know what? She's a stone cold dike. A fucking untouchable, unhaveable, unattainable brick wall fucking dike-a-saurus rexi. So its sad. Okay? What you want me to do? I feel fucking sadness about that. There's nothing I can fucking do. [
cue music
]
Larry Gigli
: And not only is she a major babe, but I really like this girl a lot, a lot, I mean she's not like anybody else I ever knew before and that's a completely fucking new one on me, and I don't even know her real fucking name so there you go. Oh and in case you're interested, my life sucks. Alright? Stick a fork in me I'm done.
b.
Dr. Dean Kahanna
: Wherever I am, how did you get here?
Dr. Dean Kahanna
: This time you sent for me?
Dr. Dean Kahanna
: Did I?
Dr. Dean Kahanna
: Loud and clear.
Dr. Dean Kahanna
: Did I say why?
Dr. Dean Kahanna
: Any woman who asks for a man and doesn't know she's asked for him doesn't have to tell me why. I know.
c.
Eugene Kittridge
: I understand you're very upset.
Ethan Hunt
: Kittridge, you've never seen me very upset.
Eugene Kittridge
: All right, Hunt. Enough is enough. You have bribed, cajoled, and killed, and you have done it using loyalties on the inside. You want to shake hands with the devil, that's fine with me. I just want to make sure that you do it in hell!
d.
Madeleine
: Are you trying to imply that you didn't just break wind?
Larry
: That little squeak? That was all you, sugar. Believe me, if I let one fly, they'll pick that up on the Doppler.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Witless Protection (2008)?
a.
Dennis Rafkin
: I'm getting my ass out of the big glass house!
b.
Thornton W. Wills
: Form your squares, folks. How about that old dosey-doe hoedown? All set, boys? Everybody in your places, straighten up your faces, tighten up your traces, we're in for a long pull!
c.
Fester
: I say we kill those little boogers!
Hammer
: But like, I thought we wanted them alive.
Fester
: I want *us* alive, dude!
d.
Larry
: Wait here.
Madeleine
: Alone?
Larry
: If I get killed or captured or knocked in the head with a ball peen hammer, call Doc Savage.
Madeleine
: On my two-way wrist TV?
Larry
: That's Dick Tracy. Rondog Savage. My brother-in-law. He's the medical examiner around this area.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Witless Protection (2008)?
a.
Sebastian
: Kansas. Who the hell do I know in Kansas?
Blaine Tuttle
: Greg McConnell.
Sebastian
: The football stud?
Blaine Tuttle
: Mm hm. He's from Kansas City. I wouldn't be surprised if he was your rat.
Sebastian
: It would make sense... McConnell hates me. I fingered his girlfriend at Homecoming last year.
Blaine Tuttle
: I... don't think that bothered him so much.
Sebastian
: What do you mean?
Blaine Tuttle
: Well, let's just say that Greg likes to tackle the tight ends both on *and* off the field.
Sebastian
: Oh, are you shitting me?
Blaine Tuttle
: I shit you *not*. He used to sneak into my dorm room, drunk, every month. We'd go at it for a little while, and then as soon as he'd come, he'd start freaking out: "Oh, what are you doing, man? I'm not a fag! If you tell anybody I'm gonna kick your ass!" Gah. The only reason I let him keep up this charade is cause the man's got a mouth like a Hoover. Ooof!
b.
John Gustafson
: I am going down and apologizing to Maria.
Max Goldman
: You traitor, you Benedict Arnold.
John Gustafson
: Yeah, yeah.
Max Goldman
: Finally. I didn't think he would last that long. [
Grabs milk and smells it
]
Max Goldman
: Smells alright to me.
c.
Arthur Grimsley
: Well played, for a hillbilly.
Larry
: Hey, I won. That means I get to go to your big hoedown tonight.
Arthur Grimsley
: In your dreams.
Larry
: No, I dream about getting a nut rub from Scarlett Johansson. That ain't gonna happen.
d.
Larry
: I dreamed about that Costa Rican monkey again.
Taz
: Larry, you need to be spanking the monkey, not dreaming about it.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Witless Protection (2008)?
a.
[
first lines
]
Infomercial Announcer
: Congratulations on your purchase of the Spartan Police digital training course, guaranteed to turn you into a lean, mean, crime-fighting machine!
b.
Edward Cullen
: [
to Bella
] You are my life now.
c.
[
Dutchie has been seriously wounded and the nearest doctor in a hundred miles away
]
Catron
: Best thing you can do for him, pilgrim, is make him rest easy while he waits till the end. Anything he drinks is on the house. And then you can bury him out back and away from the hogs. And it won't cost much. I'll even carve him a nice head marker. Twenty-five dollars sound about right? The ground is kind of hard this time of year... and the diggin' ain't easy.
d.
Jim Morrison
: I am the Lizard King. I can do anything.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Witless Protection (2008)?
a.
Rock
: [
while looking at a dead girl with a hole right through her head
] Are you trying to tell me a disembodied DICK did this?
b.
Jack Tanner
: I think all the chemicals from that beauty salon have gotten to your head.
Mooney
: It's a *day spa*, you fuck. [
Mooney hesitates a bit, then shows Tanner Ryan's Cell Phone, front facing Tanner's face
]
c.
Lowell Bergman
: Are you a businessman? Or are you a news man?
d.
Larry
: How can I trust you?
Wilford Duvall
: Trust me?
Larry
: Yeah, trust you.
Wilford Duvall
: Trust this. [
Duvall pulls out a gun, Larry passes gas
]
Larry
: Oh. That was a fear fart.
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