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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Madea Goes to Jail (2009) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Madea Goes to Jail (2009) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Madea Goes to Jail (2009)

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About the movie: Mischievous grandma Madea lands in jail, where she meets a variety of mixed-up characters.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Madea Goes to Jail (2009)?
a.		Clarissa Carlyn: How do you like your tea? Cream, sugar... or do you want me to pee in it? Bill Whitney: [after being speechless for a few seconds] You are a class act, Clarissa.
b.		Black Arrow: Du Barry! That jay! That jezebel! That spoiler of kings! Madame Du Barry: Isn't he wonderful? Black Arrow: Does she love the king? No! She loves rubies! So your children go hungry! She loves silks! So your wives go naked! Madame Du Barry: [dreamily] Look at his eyes.
c.		Madea: You're in here going on about what your daddy did to you. Your daddy is out there enjoying his life while you're in prison. You're here because of what YOU did.
d.		John Milner: Hey, look, I want you to keep this, take that with you [Hands Toad a twisted bolt] John Milner: That's from when my flywheel broke remember? Terry 'The Toad' Fields: That's great, man, that's really great. Hey, you know what I'm going to do for you? I'm going to capture you a VC flag. John Milner: Naw, don't so that man, just come back alive.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Madea Goes to Jail (2009)?
a.		J.D.: Wanna go out tonight? Catch a movie? Miniature golf? Veronica Sawyer: I was thinking more along the lines of slitting Heather Duke's wrists open, making it look like suicide. J.D.: Ah, now you're talking. I can be up for that. I've already started underlining meaningful passages in her copy of Moby Dick, if you know what I mean.
b.		Madea: [to Mr. Brown] God don't like you... He grew you in a petri dish!
c.		Dr. Peter Elliot: [as everyone on the plane prepares to jump] Why are they putting on parachutes? Dr. Karen Ross: Figure it out! Dr. Peter Elliot: [the crew members begin jumping out of the plane. Monroe hands Peter a parachure] This isn't going to work! Monroe: Oh, yes, it is. I'll take Amy. Dr. Peter Elliot: She might get hurt. I can't risk it! Monroe: Do you know how to fly this plane? Dr. Peter Elliot: No. Monroe: [nods toward the cockpit, where no one is at the controls] Well, the pilot and co-pilot are already gone, so what are you going to do?
d.		[the Fallen makes a broadcast in Times Square] The Fallen: Citizens of the human hive, your leaders have withheld the truth. You are not alone in the universe. We have lived among you, hidden, but no more. As you've seen, we destroy your cities at will, unless you turn over this boy. [images of Sam appear] The Fallen: If you resist, we will destroy the world as you know it.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Madea Goes to Jail (2009)?
a.		[Watching I Love Lucy] Tall Eagle: I don't know why he puts up with her. If she were mine, I'd cut off her nose.
b.		Madea: I'm Madea! Ma to the damn D-E-A!
c.		Marlon Borunki: [Sonny is running away] That man's nuts! Grab 'im!
d.		Ginna Abbott: It isn't only the body that breaks down, Jess. The mind can go too, you know.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Madea Goes to Jail (2009)?
a.		Madea: Hell to the yeah!
b.		Wally Sparks: What a place, Canada; they started a country and no one showed up.
c.		The Nun: [about her attackers] I have forgiven them. The Lieutenant: But do you have the right? You're not the only woman in the world. You're not even the only nun. Your forgiveness will leave blood in its wake. What if these guys do something like this again? To other women, other virgins? Old women who die from the shock? Do you have the right to forgive them? Can you bear the burden, sister?
d.		Lani Aliikai: [Cody and Lani wash off under a waterfall] Can I ask you something personal? Cody Maverick: Lani, we're in the shower together! Y'can say whatever you want.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Madea Goes to Jail (2009)?
a.		Dr. Phil: What is wrong with you? Why do you feel the need that you gotta "get" somebody all the time? Madea: Well when you gettin' "got" and somebody done "got" you and you go "get" them, when you get 'em everybody's gon' get got. Dr. Phil: Yea but you're gettin' the gotters when they didn't do anything to even get you. Madea: Yea but if the gotters get me I'm gonna get my glock.
b.		Rabbit: He budged! Hooray! "Chistopher Crabin!" Uh, uh, "Chrostofer Raban!" He bidged! He badged! He booged! Today's the day!
c.		Maria: You know how Sister Berthe always makes me kiss the floor after we've had a disagreement? Well, lately I've taken to kissing the floor whenever I see her coming, just to save time.
d.		[deleted scene] Beanie: Can you do me a favor and tell Mitch it's perfectly okay to have sex with a 17-year-old? Lara Campbell: Oh, yeah. It's fine, if you're 18 or you live in Louisiana.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Madea Goes to Jail (2009)?
a.		Cora: I'm having some me time. Madea: Did I ask you for some me time? Did I ever ask you for anything? I never asked you for nothing!
b.		[as he is being arrested] Gaspar Voorsboch: I will see you again, man-whore!
c.		[after Woody has slapped a bull, Doug goes out to also slap it] Earl Dooble: Yeah, and we never seen it done twice in a row. Woody Stevens: What? Earl Dooble: It'll be interesting to see how the bull takes being slapped now that he's alert. Woody Stevens, Bobby Davis: Alert?
d.		Clarence Worley: If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Madea Goes to Jail (2009)?
a.		Madea: Cora do me a favor. Cora: What? Madea: Put the shut, to the up. Okay? Shut to the up.
b.		Rex: [angry] Are you gonna stick a poison suppository up my ass while I'm fuckin' you?
c.		Annie: Yeah, they cuffed me, but I was crying so hard they didn't even take my name. Mattie: Must be nice, man. Annie: What? Mattie: Having tits.
d.		Leonardo DaVinci Rizzo: [breaking into an office with a suction cup on a window] I saw it on "I Spy" or "The Untouchables". I forget which.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Madea Goes to Jail (2009)?
a.		Mr. David Wylie: That's the way I like to hear you talk. A young Scotsman turned loose on the world with three hundred pounds. What could he not do? It's appalling to think of. Especially if he went among the English.
b.		Ralph Hughes: Marion, darling. How do you feel? Why, you look better this morning, much better! Doesn't she, Mother? Mrs. Hughes: Indeed she does! Julia Ross: My name isn't Marion, and I'm not married to you or anyone. I was engaged as a secretary! Now what does this all mean? Why did we leave London? Mrs. Hughes: You haven't forgotten us again, have you, Marion? Julia Ross: I'm not Marion, and you know it. Mrs. Hughes: All right, dear. Let's not argue. Let's just have our tea, and perhaps another nap, and then you'll feel much better. Ralph Hughes: I'm afraid it's cold. Mrs. Hughes: Alice, bring some more hot water quickly, please. Alice: Yes, mum. Julia Ross: I don't know what this is all about, but I promise you some very serious trouble unless you stop it immediately. You know perfectly well I'm Julia Ross. Mrs. Hughes: Marion, dear, please don't excite yourself so. You'll just bring on another attack. Julia Ross: Attack? Attack of what? Mrs. Hughes: Nerves, dear, just nerves. Oh, we do so want you to know you're with your own family! Julia Ross: Nonsense! Ralph Hughes: Marion, darling! [He grasps her by her arm] Ralph Hughes: Control yourself! Julia Ross: Let me go. Mrs. Hughes: We're doing everything in our power to make you well again. Julia Ross: [Ralph's grasp becomes painful] Let me go! If you don't stop this, I'll have you arrested! [Clearly Ralph's grip is unbearable] Julia Ross: Why are you doing this? It's so stupid, so silly!
c.		Madea: [car behind her is honking] I don't know what you blowing at me for but keep blowing.
d.		Macaulay Connor: [drunk, to driver] Well, this is where Cinderella gets off, now you hurry back to the ball before you turn into a pumpkin and six white mice, goodbye.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Madea Goes to Jail (2009)?
a.		Smokey: Man that fool just playin' man, I ain't trippin. Craig Jones: That's yo problem. Aint' nobody playin' but you. You walk up and down the street all day playin'. He aint' playin' you think he playin' 'bout his money? He know where my momma stay know where you momma stay. He say he had a gun when you seen him right? Smokey: Yeah Craig Jones: Well name one person in the hood that play like that!
b.		Big Sal: Just shut up & let her talk! Madea: Thank you, Biggie Smalls!
c.		Derek Zoolander: There was a moment last night, when she was sandwiched between the two Finnish dwarves and the Maori tribesmen, where I thought, "Wow, I could really spend the rest of my life with this woman".
d.		Nora Hall: It's hard to imagine. Carnivorous trees that move on their own roots. Dr. Arthur Beecham: Not carnivorous. Omnivorous. All-devouring. Our bogey has no class at all. He'll eat anything, even other trees. Bob Spaulding: What would create a monster like that? Dr. Arthur Beecham: Antarctica. A place where the nights are six months long.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Madea Goes to Jail (2009)?
a.		Audrey Griswold: [Looking at Vicki's trophy for hog raising] Uh, don't take this personally, Vicki; but being a farmer isn't too cool you know. Cousin Vicki: Oh, yeah? Well, how cool is this? [Reaches under her bed and pulls out a shoebox full of marijuana]
b.		Madea: [about how sweet T.T. is] What're you in here for, stealing flowers? What'd you do, steal candy from the girl scouts? T.T.: I murdered 18 men.
c.		Ed McDonnough: You guys just can't stay. I appreciate you being friends of Hi and all but this is a decent family here. Gale: [Quietly, to H.I] Say, who wears the pants around here, H.I.?
d.		Captain James T. Kirk: Well, for a man who swore he'd never return to the Starfleet... Commander Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D.: Just a moment, Captain, sir. I'll explain what happened. Your revered Admiral Nogura invoked a little-known, seldom-used "reserve activation clause." In simpler language, Captain, they DRAFTED me! Captain James T. Kirk: [In mock horror] They didn't. Commander Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D.: This was your idea. This was your idea, wasn't it? Captain James T. Kirk: Bones, there's a... thing... out there. Commander Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D.: Why is any object we don't understand always called "a thing"?

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