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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Search for John Gissing (2001) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Search for John Gissing (2001) Quiz
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About the movie:
Matthew Barnes is a young exec on the move up who finds himself a pawn in corporate in-fighting when he's sent to London to oversee a merger...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Search for John Gissing (2001)?
a.
Matthew Barnes
: [
on the phone
] Mother. We are fine!
Linda Barnes
: No! No! You cannot use the word "fine" until we get you a dictionary and you learn the meaning of "fine" 'cause you confuse it with the word "fucked." We are "fucked" my friend. Not "fine." Fucked.
b.
Claire
: I would like to know what is at the center of your world.
Robbie Clark
: Well, I'm 22, I guess I would say me.
c.
Clark
: [
Clark looks down at the jello and sees that it's trimmed with cat food
] Aunt Bethany, does your cat eat jello?
Eddie
: I don't know about the cat, but *I* sure am enjoying it.
d.
Uncle Waldo
: Now, girls, don't go shooshing your old Uncle Waldo! Why, you'll wake up the whole neighborhood! [
shouts
]
Uncle Waldo
: Whoopee!
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Search for John Gissing (2001)?
a.
Tyler Durden
: You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.
b.
Teasle
: Goddammit, what the hell do you think this is? Some kind of a circus?
c.
Joey Gazelle
: [
talking on the phone
] I got to fucking do something about this. I can't have the kid fucking talking to the cops. You understand me? The fucking gun is on the street. This whole fucking goddamn thing is about to fucking blow up. If fucking Tommy or any of those fucking guys find out about it, I'm a dead man. You got to fucking help me. [
pause
]
Joey Gazelle
: If I fucking have to!
d.
[
last lines
]
Matthew Barnes
: The truth is I don't know what my war is, I don't know what's on the horizon. I just know that for this one moment here, for the first time in a long time, everything has worked out wonderfully.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Search for John Gissing (2001)?
a.
Max
: You haven't slept with her, have you?
William
: That is a cheap question and the answer is, of course, no comment.
Max
: "No comment" means "yes."
William
: No it doesn't.
Max
: Do you ever masturbate?
William
: DEFINITELY no comment.
Max
: You see? It means "yes."
b.
David Maclean
: I thought they were testing some sort of atomic device out there.
Narrator
: It is an atomic device. The highest powered rocket ever conceived. You see, once we can shoot a rocket far enough into space, it will just anchor there. It's just a matter of time before we set up inner-planetary stations, equipped with atomic power and operated by remote control. Then, if any nation dared attack us, by pushing a few buttons, we could wipe them out in a matter of minutes.
c.
Linda Barnes
: I don't like that guy.
Matthew Barnes
: Who, Fuller? He's just French. I'm sure normally he's a nice guy.
Linda Barnes
: Yeah, I'm sure he's a saint.
d.
Rob
: I'm tired of the fantasy, because it doesn't really exist. And there are never really any surprises, and it never really...
Laura
: Delivers?
Rob
: Delivers. And I'm tired of it. And I'm tired of everything else for that matter. But I don't ever seem to get tired of you, so...
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Search for John Gissing (2001)?
a.
[
first lines
]
Matthew Barnes
: The fact that we weren't met at Heathrow was frustrating, I can't deny that. But when you work for one of these international conglomerates like I do you kind of expect that every now and then there'll be a paper jam that takes your life along with it.
b.
Dale
: So, the Genghis Kahn treasure rumor is true, Mort.
Mort Fowler
: I'll say it's true. [
he indicates an ancient Chinese junk stranded on dry land
]
Mort Fowler
: That crate's been moored there for seven hundred years.
c.
Fiona
: A six-year-old girl... climbing into avionics?
d.
Ernest Keller
: I wonder what junior's fate would be... I wonder... Seems obvious to me my dear they would not treat him so kindly. He would suffer greatly
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Search for John Gissing (2001)?
a.
Abou Ibn Kader
: Not familiar with these hills? I was having women in these hills when your father was still sucking milk.
b.
Guinevere
: I only know one way to love my lord, and that is body and mind and soul.
c.
John Gissing
: I've had two wives, three children, each with a corner of their hearts that I'm not allowed to visit.
d.
Johnny Liam
: Now, no offense, but... ah... fighting with your hands is a losing game.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Search for John Gissing (2001)?
a.
Nick
: My children, my children, you'd be lost without me.
b.
Buddy Love
: [
to Reggie
] Ok, fat jokes! You wanna do fat jokes? [
Buddy stands up
]
Buddy Love
: Alright! [
Buddy claps his hands once
]
Buddy Love
: Your mother's so fat, the bitch needs Thomas Guide to find her asshole! [
everyone in the room, except Reggie, roars with laughter
]
Buddy Love
: Alright! Wait, wait, wait, your mother's so fat, after sex I roll over twice, and I'm still on the bitch! [
everyone, except Reggie, laughs louder
]
Buddy Love
: [
to Reggie
] Your mother is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck! [
everyone, except Reggie, laughs even louder
]
Buddy Love
: Reggie's mother's so fat, that the bitch gets her toenails painted at Earl Scheib! [
everyone in the room, except Reggie, loudly roars with laughter. Buddy climbs onto the stage
]
Buddy Love
: [
walking past Reggie
] Earl Scheib! At Earl Scheib! [
laughs
]
c.
Francois Fuller
: This is my chair, I brought it from France, and I don't want anyone to sit in it. My chair!
d.
Josh Whitney
: Sam you're a genius!
Sam Whitney
: Yeah well it's not my fault. They made me that way.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Search for John Gissing (2001)?
a.
Ethan
: [
tucking Martin in
] Comfortable?
Martin
: Ethan, are you all right?
Ethan
: Well, I'm just saying goodnight to you.
Martin
: Well, goodnight!
b.
Matthew Barnes
: Business is the new war. My generation - we didn't have a battle to fight. We were the fortunate ones. No World War II. Missed Vietnam. Too old for Desert Storm. So this - my career and what I make of my life - is the battle of my life. This is my war. And the enemy has a nun that's willing to "blow" me.
c.
Vincent Millett
: [
explaining the killer's motive to Judd
] You see, animals kill when they're hungry, or when they're threatened. But man is the only animal who destroys his own kind for the sheer pleasure of it.
d.
Murray Chadwick
: You know what Gordie Howe got for a signing bonus? A team jacket!
Derek Sutton
: [
under his breath
] Lousy agent.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Search for John Gissing (2001)?
a.
[
from the trailer
]
Ned Kelly
: I've never shot a man, but if I do, so help me God, you'll be the first!
b.
Linda Barnes
: What did he say?
Matthew Barnes
: What did he say? He said your brother is a loser and a stoner.
c.
Paula
: The tall one just got fired from Kinko's.
d.
Sheriff Todd Peterson
: I guess she's what you'd call a hermit. She talked kinda funny, too. She was kinda like: 'Durr murr muh...'.
Jerry
: Only one side of her face was working. You try talking out of one side of your face.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Search for John Gissing (2001)?
a.
Matthew Barnes
: This can go one of two ways. I can give you fifty pounds, or I can tell you a really good story about life and people and the hollow, hungry, heartless times that you and I are living in.
Donny
: I'll have to go with the fifty quid.
Matthew Barnes
: I could have phoned that one in from the couch.
b.
Day-Day
: Fat bitches need love too, Craig!
Roach
: Fa Sho.
c.
Rocky
: Much obliged. One more jump and they'd have got me.
Jim Grant
: Who were they? Outlaws?
Rocky
: Worse than that - they're the Baron's men.
Jim Grant
: Baron? Around here?
Rocky
: You must be a stranger here. The Baron is a character by the name of Ulrich. He owns all the land - well, claims he does anyhow - from here to the California line. Runs it like a baron, which he likes to be called. And his men will shoot anyone on sight who sets foot on it.
Jim Grant
: Do they hold up stagecoaches, too?
Jim Grant
: I wouldn't put it past him.
d.
Dixie
: Congratulations and solicitations, Steele!
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Search for John Gissing (2001)?
a.
Francois Fuller
: I never had to wait an hour for a meeting in my life! Well, once, but the man was shot in the back of the head.
b.
Mike
: That's the place to be right there, Wyoming! Nothin' but prairies and mountains and nobody around. All you need is your bed roll and a good horse.
Cyril
: Don't forget your toothbrush! You're still in your cavity-prone years.
c.
Johnson
: [
concerning a woman in labor
] How do you say "push" in French?
The Sergeant
: Poussez.
Johnson
: [
to woman
] Pussy! Pussy! Pussy!
d.
E.G. Sonderling
: What in blue blazes is going on in here?
Petey Greene
: Did he just say "blue blazes?"
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