Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Knockaround Guys (2001) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Knockaround Guys (2001) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Knockaround Guys (2001).

About the movie: The wannabe sons of mobsters go to a remote town in the Midwest, and get themselves into more trouble than anyone could anticipate.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Knockaround Guys (2001)?
a.		Trevor: Oh, we've got some party favors now. Janice: What's that? D: L. Janice: L... what's L? D: LSD. Janice: You're putting it on the sharks? Trevor: Yeah, I mean this stuff is serious. It's vicious. It they made gummy cheetahs I would have got those, 'cause it kinda just jumps up and bites ya in the neck like a cheetah. But, you know... they only had sharks.
b.		[on the war that devastated the Real World] Morpheus: We don't know who struck first, us or them. But we do know it was us that scorched the sky. At the time, they were dependent on solar power. It was believed they would be unable to survive without an energy source as abundant as the sun.
c.		Frank Sachs: You can take my car, a convertible. Do you drive? Melvin Udall: Like the wind, BUT I'M NOT DOIN' IT! Carol Connelly: Gettin' loud.
d.		Teddy Deserve: We'ree gunna get one of the three R's: the roof, the river, or the revolver.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Knockaround Guys (2001)?
a.		Frollo: Remember what I've taught you, Quasimodo. [singing] Frollo: You are deformed... Quasimodo: [singing] I am deformed. Frollo: [singing] And you are ugly... Quasimodo: [singing] And I am ugly. Frollo: [singing] And these are crimes for which the world shows little pity / You do not comprehend... Quasimodo: [singing] You are my one defender. Frollo: [singing] Out there they'll revile you as a monster... Quasimodo: [singing] I am a monster. Frollo: [singing] Out there they will hate and scorn and jeer... Quasimodo: [singing] Only a monster. Frollo: [singing] Why invite their calumny and consternation? / Stay in here / Be faithful to me... Quasimodo: [singing] I'm faithful. Frollo: [singing] Be grateful to me... Quasimodo: [singing] I'm grateful. Frollo: [singing] Do as I say, obey, and stay. Frollo, Quasimodo: [singing] In here.
b.		Bake Baker: Let's kiss and make up. Sherry Martin: No, let's just make up. That'll give you something to work for.
c.		Teddy Deserve: I got shoes older than you, kid; and tougher, too.
d.		Frank Huddy: [Gordon has defeated Frank at court] Well, you really stooped low this time, Gordon. Gordon Bombay: I'm insulted by that, Frank, you have no idea how low I can stoop. Frank Huddy: I don't mind losing, I'd just like to lose fairly. Gordon Bombay: [flippantly] Losing fairly is still losing, Frank! Frank Huddy: [incensed] That man belongs in jail! Gordon Bombay: It was your job to put him there!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Knockaround Guys (2001)?
a.		Beth: What do you look for in a girl? Josh: She should be smart, and funny. [Beth undressing] Josh: That's good too. Beth: Do you feel better yet? Josh: I feel a little bit better, yes. Beth: What else do you look for? Josh: She should be nice and attractive and... Beth: [Beth removes her top] Josh: Topless. And topless.
b.		Miranda Frost: This is crazy. You're a double O. James Bond: It's only a number...
c.		Matty: Cops are involved. Chris Scarpa: Dirty fucking cops. Teddy Deserve: Yeah, he said cops.
d.		Carmen: Juni! The Toymaker is the one who put grandpa in the wheel chair!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Knockaround Guys (2001)?
a.		James 'Thunder' Early: Hey, where you going? You can't leave me, girl! I love you! Lorrell Robinson: [sings] And Lorrell loves Jimmy, / Lorrell loves Jimmy, / Lorrell loves Jimmy, it's true. / But Lorrell and Jimmy are through. [speaks] Lorrell Robinson: "I got a show to do", remember, baby? [sings] Lorrell Robinson: Oh, baby, I got a show to do!
b.		Charlie Chan: Any powder that kills flea is good powder.
c.		Susie Waggoner: I had to give him the benefit of the doubt. He always ate everything I ever gave him and he never hit me.
d.		Decker: [to Teeze] Total bacon, dude!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Knockaround Guys (2001)?
a.		Ynyr: Well, I too was young once. I too loved as you do. But your love will be luckier than mine. What I told you was that I knew how to find the fortress and that is by seeking the vision of the blind emerald seer. Prince Colwyn: But his place isn't known either. Ynyr: It is known to me. It is a day's journey from here. Come.
b.		Pedrosa: What's up? Why do you want to know about our case? Fanning: Any unusual activity tonight? Pedrosa: Like what? Fanning: That relates to a series of murders in Wilshire Central or West Hollywood? Pedrosa: All quiet on the western front. Various people are asleep. Various people are awake. They come and go in cars, pickups, taxis. Other than that, we watch the air move.
c.		Johnny Marbles: Yeah, cause you wouldn't wanna misplace your cow or anything.
d.		Ruth Cole: Your penis looks funny. Ted Cole: My penis is funny.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Knockaround Guys (2001)?
a.		Bobby Boulevard: Matty, I didn't tell them anything. Teddy Deserve: Shut the fuck UP! [Teddy cuts Bobby's tongue off] Teddy Deserve: I feel better already.
b.		Clark Kellogg: You promise? Carmine Sabatini: Every word I say, by definition, is a promise.
c.		Rhonda: [trying to stall] I wanna get my breasts done. Where'd you get yours? Fiona: San Diego. [pushes Rhonda aside]
d.		Sean Porter: [to the team] You don't know how to spell 'Mustang'? You have GOT to be SHITTIN' me!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Knockaround Guys (2001)?
a.		Dr. Arliss Loveless: [after blasting McGrath] Well, I think that concludes this night's festivities. Ladies, feed him to the crabs. [he turns to face the assembled foreign dignitaries] Dr. Arliss Loveless: Gentlemen, since the beginning of written history a nation's power has been measured by the size of its standing army. Tonight that chapter will be closed. The traditional army, to say nothing of the United States, will become extinct, laid low by a cripple-! [splash as McGrath's body hits the water] Dr. Arliss Loveless: -as the general so amusingly implied, and mechanology. But my friends, that tank is just a little hors d'oeuvre compared to what the country's greatest scientists are cooking up for me next. So, if I have piqued your interest, bring one thousand kilograms of your country's gold to Spider Canyon in ten days time. And now if you'll excuse me, I have a tank to catch.
b.		Steven Gold: I've been coming down here for 18 months. 18 months! And I have not missed a night. I take the money that my father sends me and I pay for a shrink, and I buy groceries. Now I owe my shrink, and I'm behind in my rent. My roommate's a bastard - he's changed the locks in in my front door - I can't get in! He won't give me a key until I pay him. You wanna play games? I can play games! I can play games. I can play ventriloquist with my underwear. I can play darts while maintaining an erection. I can gargle dishwater and fart O Canada at the same time! I can play piano without being popular. I once had this dream - I was dancing on the streetcorner with a jackhammer up my ass - now that was either a sex dream or I need more fiber in my diet. If any of this is turning you on, just let me know.
c.		Taylor: That's about the only thing you can count on in this life, there's nobody that wouldn't hurt you... if it helped them.
d.		[Waking up in Angelica's bed] Frank Martin: Oh no. What did I do? And how many times did I do it?

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Knockaround Guys (2001)?
a.		Samantha Jones: [hands Carrie her iPhone, which Carrie returns somewhat disgusted] Carrie Bradshaw: I don't know how to work this!
b.		Teddy Deserve: 'da fuck you wanna know, I did what I did... walking off that handball court dumping game after game to your fucking old man. can I tell you I could beat his ass carryin' a lawn chair in my left hand so yea I'm takin' mine!
c.		[Last Line] Smash Mouth (Guitar: Let's hit the phones out there and crank it up, cause we are going to feed the whole world.
d.		Willy Beachum: I don't think the gun grew little gun legs and walked out of the house. It's in here somewhere, find it.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Knockaround Guys (2001)?
a.		Carter: Don't act like you don't know nothing, I'll take all your ass to the jail, right now if I don't get the answers. Ok. You think I am a fool, you are playin' me like a fool, Ok. Ok... Lee go outside it's gonna be a little dangerous in here.
b.		Frank Lovegren: That lady right there has a phone in her dress.
c.		Bob Slydell: Milton Waddams. Dom Portwood: Who's he? Bob Porter: You know, squirrely looking guy, mumbles a lot. Dom Portwood: Oh, yeah. Bob Slydell: Yeah, we can't actually find a record of him being a current employee here. Bob Porter: I looked into it more deeply and I found that apparently what happened is that he was laid off five years ago and no one ever told him about it; but through some kind of glitch in the payroll department, he still gets a paycheck. Bob Slydell: So we just went ahead and fixed the glitch. Bill Lumbergh: Great. Dom Portwood: So, uh, Milton has been let go? Bob Slydell: Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the glitch. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally. Bob Porter: We always like to avoid confrontation, whenever possible. Problem is solved from your end.
d.		Benny Chains: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Knockaround Guys (2001)?
a.		Skid Johnson: How about meeting me on the dock, under the moon? Marguerite 'Maggie' King: What if there isn't a moon? Skid Johnson: I'll meet you under the dock! Skid Johnson: No kiddin- how about you and me going places tonight when your boat gets in? Okay? Marguerite 'Maggie' King: No kiddin- how about you scram until I've seen some of the scenery down here. Skid Johnson: I AM the scenery down here. I'm Skid Johnson, the one man army. Ask anybody.
b.		Teddy Deserve: In the old days ya could just wack a guy and be done with it. Now everyone's feelings are involved.
c.		[about the violin] Sherlock Holmes: I should've mastered the damn thing by now. John Watson: How long have you been playing? Sherlock Holmes: Three days.
d.		[Jamie is brushing a feather over an effigy of Sarah, in the form of a gingerbread cookie, making Sarah ticklish while having sex with her boyfriend. Afterwards, Sarah storms into the kitchen] Sarah Newman: What the hell did you do that for? Jamie Cyrus: [Holding the feather and cookie behind her back] Do what? I'm sorry; you were using your powers for selfish and damaging reasons. You needed to be taught a lesson. Sarah Newman: Michael came to me on his own; that was his choice. Jamie Cyrus: I'm sure you didn't cast a spell and bring him back to you. Sarah Newman: No, I used my natural womanly ways... and a slight mental image suggestion... Jamie Cyrus: Good witches should not misuse their powers! It's too dangerous! Sarah Newman: Look, you've taught me well... but I'm a big witch now. I can handle my own affairs. Jamie Cyrus: Not well enough. You still have three years left of the Sorcerer's Apprentice program. Sarah Newman: Maybe I don't want three years! Maybe... maybe I want to go out on my own. Jamie Cyrus: I don't think this town is big enough for two witches. Sarah Newman: I think you're right. So when would you be leaving? Jamie Cyrus: About a hundred years after you. Sarah Newman: Jamie, I'm more powerful than you think. Don't go up against me. Jamie Cyrus: Is that a threat? Sarah Newman: That's a promise.

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