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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean (1972) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean (1972) Quiz
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About the movie:
A no account outlaw establishes his own particular brand of law and order and builds a town on the edges of civilization in this farcical western...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean (1972)?
a.
Nick
: Will you look at the tits on this guy?
b.
Ed Crane
: Dry cleaning. Was I crazy to be thinking about it?
Ed Crane
: Was that a pass?
Creighton Tolliver
: Maybe.
Ed Crane
: Well you're out of line, mister... way out of line
c.
Little Mary
: Is this the ear you can't hear on? [
whispering in his bad ear
]
Little Mary
: George Bailey, I'll love you 'til the day I die.
d.
Whorehouse Lucky Jim (Jackson gang
: You call that justice?
Judge Roy Bean
: Justice is the handmaiden of law.
Nick the Grub (Jackson gang
: You said law was the handmaiden of justice.
Judge Roy Bean
: Works both ways.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean (1972)?
a.
Rev. Mr. LaSalle
: That was the first and last time I saw Judge Roy Bean. I never got back to that country and died of dysentery in old Mexico. I haven't seen him since, so he probably went to Hell.
b.
Pita
: There are some good things in this world.
Creasy
: Oh yeah, like what?
Pita
: Like meeting me.
c.
Mr. Hartford
: [
to Seidel
] Why, your kennels aren't fit for a dog.
d.
Liongo
: That white man still alive.
Mahorib
: Mahorib make voodoo. Death spirit come soon.
Liongo
: Liongo say no. He say white man god. White man no die.
Mahorib
: Liongo lie!
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean (1972)?
a.
Rev. Mr. LaSalle
: What has happened here?
Judge Roy Bean
: These men tried to hang me. They have been killed for it.
Rev. Mr. LaSalle
: How many of 'em are there?
Judge Roy Bean
: A lot of 'em.
Rev. Mr. LaSalle
: Who did the killing?
Judge Roy Bean
: I did. They were bad men, and the whores weren't ladies.
Rev. Mr. LaSalle
: Vengeance is mine sayeth, the Lord!
Judge Roy Bean
: It was. I'm waiting for the buzzards. They don't deserve burying.
Rev. Mr. LaSalle
: Maybe they don't, but they ought to be. They are a stench and an abomination! I got a shovel if you don't.
b.
Evelyn Danvers
: For once in your life can you think of anyone besides yourself.
James Danvers
: I will you my powers. [
Caleb then receives his powers and William dies
]
c.
Sergeant Prendergast
: [
the other detectives have filled his desk with kitty litter
] How am I supposed to get a pen out of here?
Detective Keene
: You don't need a pen. Just use one of them cat turds.
d.
Rouvières
: A trench named Bingo Crepuscule? Why not Youppie Tralala?
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean (1972)?
a.
Tector Crites (Jackson gang
: [
voice-over
] There is nothing worse than a harlot turned respectable. A reformed anything is bad enough, but a reformed harlot is the direct wrath of the Devil. Seems that those who have spent time giving pleasure for profit are all the more zealous when it comes to dealing out misery.
b.
Will Hayes
: I had two serious girlfriends... and then some other smattering of other women. [
Notices Maya looking strangely at him
]
Will Hayes
: What?
Maya Hayes
: What's the boy word for 'slut'?
Will Hayes
: They still haven't come up with one yet. But I'm sure they're working on it.
c.
Cindy Campbell
: [
while fighting the possessed cat
] Help! My pussy's gone crazy!
d.
Billie Jean
: Everything's just crazy now.
Lloyd
: Sure it is. That's why you gotta be crazier than they are.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean (1972)?
a.
[
Viola shows her bare boobs to prove she's a girl and earlier Sebastian showed his privates to prove he's a boy
]
Roger
: Is it just me or this soccer game have more nudity than most?
b.
Fermel Parlee (Jackson gang
: [
after Bean shoots Bad Bob in the back
] You call that sportin'? It weren't a real standup fight.
Judge Roy Bean
: Standup? I laid down to steady my aim.
Fermel Parlee (Jackson gang
: Well, I mean he never had a chance.
Judge Roy Bean
: Not at all. Never did, never would have. I didn't ask him to come here. I don't abide giving killers a chance. He wants a chance, let him go someplace else.
c.
Martin Tweed
: I think I'm Omar-sexual.
d.
Howard Langston
: He got two! He got two!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean (1972)?
a.
Hackenschmidt - Cabbie
: That's all right, Stanley... just remember, you're helping me clean stables next Sunday.
Stanley Snodgrass
: I'll remember, if the wind is right.
b.
Judge Roy Bean
: Ordinarily, I'd take you in my court and try you and hang you. But if you've got money for whiskey, I guess we can dispense with those proceedings.
c.
Gus Kubicek
: I am Lobo. I hunt alone. I need no one.
d.
[
Larabee is getting surrounded by the "cone of silence"
]
Larabee
: Get OFF! [
talking to Chief
]
Maxwell Smart
: Larabee wants out!
Maxwell Smart
: OOOOUUUUTTTT! [
Max's head is shone swelling in the cone of silence
]
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean (1972)?
a.
Kyle
: Rich daddy equals expectations. Expectations are like a fungal rot on a marriage.
Tom
: Our marriage is not going to have a 'fungal rot'.
Kyle
: Unless she finds out you slaughtered her dog! [
laughs, then stops, seeing Tom's expression
]
Kyle
: Oh, don't worry, I'll take that to my grave.
b.
Judge Roy Bean
: Do you have anything to say before we find you guilty?
Sam Dodd
: I'm not guilty of nothing. There's no crime that I've done wrong.
Judge Roy Bean
: Do you deny the killing?
Sam Dodd
: I do not deny it. But there's no place in that book where it says nothing about killing a Chinese. And no one I know ever heard a law on greasers, niggers, or injuns.
Judge Roy Bean
: All men stand equal before the law. And I will hang a man for killing anyone, including Chinks, greasers, or niggers! I'm very advanced in my views and outspoken.
Sam Dodd
: There's no place in that book that...
Judge Roy Bean
: Trust in my judgment of the book. Besides, you're gonna hang no matter what it says in there, 'cause I am the law, and the law is the handmaiden of justice. Get a rope.
c.
Bernard Jaffe
: If you look close enough you can't tell where my nose ends and space begins.
d.
Jenny Hill
: My name is Jenny Hill, and I'm simultaneously funny and sad.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean (1972)?
a.
Judge Roy Bean
: The last time that bear ate a lawyer, he had the runs for thirty-three days.
b.
Toymaker
: Do you, Barnaby, take Mary to be your wedded wife?
Barnaby
: I do.
Toymaker
: Are you sure you don't want to think this over?
c.
Paul Cater
: I didn't GET this car, I stole it. That's a felony.
Lurene Hallett
: Well it shouldn't be if it can't go over forty!
d.
Four Seasons Maitre d'
: Good afternoon, sir. Do you have a reservation?
Keith Frazier
: [
walking past him
] Looking for the mayor.
Four Seasons Maitre d'
: May I have your hat, please?
Keith Frazier
: No, you cannot! Get your own.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean (1972)?
a.
Brenda
: God, Wes? That faggot? Now who the hell wants him? If you could keep him away from me, I'd be eternally grateful to you.
Cindy
: You're the one who keeps leading him on!
Brenda
: Let me make this simpler so that even YOU can understand. I wouldn't fuck him if he had the last dick on earth!
Cindy
: [
screams in anguish as she lunges at Brenda
] AUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!
b.
[
Bean has just shot a man for shooting a picture of Lily Langtry
]
Judge Roy Bean
: Justifiable homicide. [
Goes through the man's pockets
]
Judge Roy Bean
: I fine this man, uh, $50 for disturbing the peace and $10 for lying around.
Nick the Grub (Jackson gang
: [
Bean has shot Bad Bob from ambush with a buffalo rifle
] Damn, Judge! You shot him in the back!
Whorehouse Lucky Jim (Jackson gang
: Appears like he shot him in the back and the front! Judge, you didn't give him no chance!
Judge Roy Bean
: He'd didn't deserve a chance. If he wanted a chance; he should have gone somewhere else.
c.
Tolo
: What are they doing?
Vladek
: They're lying naked on top of each other.
Tolo
: That's awful.
d.
Jenna
: The sun... ice caps... Balto.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean (1972)?
a.
Mr. Lacey
: Why am I paying a demolition crew to sit around eating in a restaurant they're supposed to be knocking down?
b.
Augre Valentine Valenti
: Johnny Wadd walked into my nightclub yesterday.
Tony Sorrento
: How do you know it was Johnny Wadd?
Augre Valentine Valenti
: One of the waitresses went out with him. All she could talk about was that gigantic cock of his.
Tony Sorrento
: Sounds like Johnny Wadd.
c.
Rev. Mr. LaSalle
: I will read over the dead now. My Bible, please. Mister, uh...
Judge Roy Bean
: Bean.
Rev. Mr. LaSalle
: Bean?
Judge Roy Bean
: Roy Bean. Judge Roy Bean. I am the law in this area.
Rev. Mr. LaSalle
: What has qualified you as such?
Judge Roy Bean
: I know the law. And I have spent my entire life in its flagrant disregard. But I had never killed a man before. Oh, I had shot at some... in self-defense or blind fright, but I never hit anyone. So God must have directed my bullets. Why, he even sent an angel to deliver this weapon [
gun
]
Judge Roy Bean
: .
Rev. Mr. LaSalle
: Just how do you intend to dispense this law?
Judge Roy Bean
: With this [
gun
]
Judge Roy Bean
: and a rope.
Rev. Mr. LaSalle
: And will you rely again on the grace of God?
Judge Roy Bean
: Well, I intend to [
gun
]
Judge Roy Bean
: practice and give Him some help. Get on with the reading.
d.
Reid Garwin
: [
snaps towel against Tyler's backside
] SAY MY NAME!
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