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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Along Came Jones (1945) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Along Came Jones (1945) Quiz
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About the movie:
Riding into Payneville, easy-going cowboy Melody Jones is mistaken by the townsfolk for notorious gunman Monte Jarrad...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Along Came Jones (1945)?
a.
Thomas Craven
: [
from trailer
] You had better decide whether you're hangin' on the cross... or bangin' in the nails.
b.
Happy Gilmore
: [
to Shooter
] Happy learned how to putt! Uh-oh!
c.
George Fury
: Get your dumb thumb out of my eye!
Melody Jones
: I was just trying to see if you was dead.
George Fury
: Well, I ain't! And I don't like someone trying to gouge my eye out.
d.
Detective Mendez
: Hey, man. I'm only trying to provide for my kids!
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Along Came Jones (1945)?
a.
Carmen
: Soon you will know when that time will come.
Gertie Giggles
: I think that time has come.
b.
W.P. Mayhew
: Did I ever tell you the story of Solomon's Mammy?
c.
George Fury
: Look Melody, you couldn't hit the hind end of your horse with a handful of buckshot and you know it. And you ain't a gunfighter, that's all. You ain't even a good shot. You're just a plain no good bronc stomper that's been hit in the seat of the pants so many times....
d.
S. Winthrop Putnam
: Do you know what my title is? Assistant Secretary to the Assistant to the Undersecretary of State. It's taken me ten years to get this far. If this falls through I'll be right back where I started: Assistant Assistant Secretary to the Assistant to the Undersecretary of State.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Along Came Jones (1945)?
a.
Raychel
: Are you high?
Meg
: High?
Raychel
: Yeah, high.
Meg
: Huh?
Raychel
: You're looking a little fucked up to me right now babe.
Meg
: Oh, no, I'm not fucked up. You see, I've been fucked up, but this is definitely not fucked up.
b.
Sherlock Holmes
: Someday we'll be reunited. In another world, a much better world.
Elizabeth Hardy
: I'll be waiting. And you'll be late... as always.
c.
George Fury
: Who is she?
Melody Jones
: I've never seen her before.
George Fury
: That time in Cheyenne when you was kicked in the head and you was missing four days... are you sure you didn't marry somebody while you was out of your head?
Melody Jones
: I wasn't that far out of my head!
d.
Sid
: Can I hang out with you?
Manfred
: Sure. Climb on my back and relax the whole way.
Sid
: Really?
Manfred
: No.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Along Came Jones (1945)?
a.
[
about Every Flavor Beans
]
Dumbledore
: I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one, and since then I'm afraid I've lost my liking for them. But, I think I could be safe with a nice toffee. [
eats it
]
Dumbledore
: Mm, alas, earwax.
b.
Captain Dudley Smith
: You're a bit of a puzzlement to me these days, Wendell. You don't seem to be your old cruel self anymore. And I had such grand plans for your future.
c.
Sean
: Whose little girl are you?
d.
Melody Jones
: Pa gave me a piece of advice that ain't never failed me yet. Son, he says, if you ever fool around with a woman, always hide a dollar in the toe of your boot and you'll come out a dollar to the good. That is, Pa says, if you keep your boots on.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Along Came Jones (1945)?
a.
George Fury
: Who is it?
Melody Jones
: That used to be Packard, the Express Company fella.
George Fury
: Well that cinched the duck! Now they got a corpus delicti!
Melody Jones
: A what?
George Fury
: A dead body! That's the way the law says it. Corpus delicti. Means that if they got a corpse, you're delicti! Before this, even if they hung ya, we could have proved it was a mistake.
b.
Ichabod Crane
: We have murders in New York without benefit of ghouls and goblins.
Baltus Van Tassel
: You are a long way from New York, constable.
c.
Old Hardy Greaves
: Confused, broken... and unable to face a return to a hero's welcome... Junuh just disappeared... Hopin to forget... and to be forgotton...
d.
Ashley Albright
: [
seeing a helicopter
] I thought we were taking a jet.
David Pennington
: This takes us to the jet.
Ashley Albright
: Oh... This is definitely going in my diary.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Along Came Jones (1945)?
a.
Anna Bronski
: Oh, but that's enough talk about me. Let's talk about you. How'd you like me in the first act?
b.
Eddie Miller
: I've been doing this for more than 30 years. I've never been robbed. Never had a loss. You know why?
Bobby Walker
: No. No idea.
Eddie Miller
: I stay in out-of-the-way motels. I eat in quiet little restaurants. I don't draw attention to myself. I don't talk about what I do. I go into town, I do my business, and I leave. I recommend that you do the same.
c.
Melody Jones
: If there's anything in the world I like, it's getting saved from being shot.
d.
Roseanne
: What's wrong with you? Why are you always giving people a reason to laugh at you?
Vincent
: I'm sorry, was I not fitting in?
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Along Came Jones (1945)?
a.
Riley Poole
: When are we gonna get there? I'm hungry. This car smells weird.
b.
Happy Gilmore
: [
Having a bad day of golfing due to a member of the crowd
] That guy's driving me *crazy*!
Bob Barker
: You know what's driving *me* crazy? You, not getting the ball in the hole.
Happy Gilmore
: Don't push me, Bob! Now's not the time. [
Happy hits the ball, which hits a man standing on a boat, who then falls into the water
]
Bob Barker
: This guy sucks!
Announcer
: We haven't seen Happy Gilmore play *this* badly since his first day on tour. He and Bob Barker are now dead-last.
Bob Barker
: I can't *believe* you're a professional golfer! I think you should be working at the snack bar.
Happy Gilmore
: [
Angrily, with teeth clenched
] You better relax, Bob.
Bob Barker
: There is *no* way that you could have been as bad at hockey as you are at golf!
Happy Gilmore
: Alright, let's go! [
Happy throws down his club and punches Bob in the face, who falls to the ground
]
Happy Gilmore
: You like that, old man? You want a piece of me?
Bob Barker
: [
Shaking his head as he gets up
] I don't want a *piece* of you, I want the *whole thing*! [
Punches Happy in the gut, then proceeds to punch him in the face ten times, sending Happy falling into a pond
]
Happy Gilmore
: [
Happy gets out
] Now you're gonna get it, Bobby! [
Happy grabs his club and swings at Bob, who blocks, punches Happy in the face, then throws him to the ground. Happy tackles Bob, resulting in both of them rolling down a hill. At the bottom, Happy headbutts Bob
]
Happy Gilmore
: The price is *wrong*, bitch!
Bob Barker
: [
Bob grabs Happy's throat, opens his eyes with a menacing look, stands up, punches Happy in the gut twice, and once in the face before Happy falls down again
] I think you've had enough. [
Starts to walk away, but notices Happy start to stand up again
]
Bob Barker
: No? [
Kicks Happy in the face
]
Bob Barker
: *Now* you've had enough... bitch.
c.
Rachel
: [
being consumed by the oil slick-like creature
] H-Help! It hurts!
d.
Cherry de Longpre
: [
Melody tells Cherry that she can't shoot; she responds with three well-placed shots
] When I aim at something, I hit it and when I hit something its what I aimed at.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Along Came Jones (1945)?
a.
Russ Cargill
: Your government has realized that sealing you under this dome was a terrible mistake. Therefore, we are commencing with Operation Soaring Eagle [
crowd cheers
]
Russ Cargill
: ... which involves killing you all.
b.
Aunt Gladys
: How fast can you go Tommy?
Tommy
: Like the wind, honey.
c.
George Fury
: Now wait a minute, Melody. You ain't got to be no dumber than necessary.
Melody Jones
: That would make me somebody, wouldn't it?
d.
John Simpson Chisum
: Bonney you are a fool! You call yourself the scourge of New Mexico but by God, I *am* New Mexico, and you are *dead*.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Along Came Jones (1945)?
a.
General Hein
: Report any aberrant behavior in Dr. Ross to the Major immediately.
Grey
: "Aberrant behavior," sir?
General Hein
: The woman carries an alien infection. It may be clouding her judgment. They may be manipulating her for their very own purposes.
Grey
: Is the General suggesting Dr. Ross is a spy?
General Hein
: The General is wondering why he's explaining himself to a Captain.
b.
Melody Jones
: But you don't want to forget: when a posse makes a mistake, it's a mighty hard thing to unmake.
c.
Anthony Mallare
: How I wish that I were as nice as you think I am...
d.
Jack
: It's time to teach you some manners.
Shoeshine Boy
: Right. I'm going to learn manners from a guy who pees in my white porcelain drinking bowl.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Along Came Jones (1945)?
a.
Bo Duke
: Hey Man, don't hit him! That's AJ Foyt!
Luke Duke
: Really?
Race Car Driver #1
: The Fourth!
b.
Delores
: Feel the marshmallow.
c.
George Fury
: You always want to shoot them in their right eye. It spoils their aim.
d.
Shaun
: [
to a girl in the garden
] Excuse me? [
no response
]
Shaun
: Excuse me? [
no response
]
Shaun
: Hellew? [
no response
]
Ed
: [
picks up a pebble and throws it off her back
] Oi! [
girl turns round, a zombie
]
Shaun
: Oh, my God! She's so drunk!
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