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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Kite Runner (2007) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Kite Runner (2007) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Kite Runner (2007)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Kite Runner (2007).

About the movie: After spending years in California, Amir returns to his homeland in Afghanistan to help his old friend Hassan, whose son is in trouble.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Kite Runner (2007)?
a.		Baba: [as Dr. Starobin examines him] Where are you from? Dr. Starobin: I grew up in Michigan. Came out here for medical school. Once you get used to that California sunshine... Baba: But your family? Dr. Starobin: My family? We're originally from Russia. [Baba shoves him away, and is next seen with a different doctor]
b.		Max: [invites Jude over to him and Lucy's house for Thanksgiving] Jude: We don't have it in England, is it - is it a big deal? Max: Well, it's a heart-warming American tradition. Lucy: Yeah. It celebrates the time when the Indians shared their food with the early settlers. And how did we repay them? We slaughter them in thousands then ship them off to the shittiest bits of real estate. Max: [Max chuckles] Lucy: [Introduces herself to Jude] I'm Lucy.
c.		Pike Bishop: [talking about the railroad] There was a man named Harrigan. Used to have a way of doin' things. I made him change his ways. A hell of a lot of people, Dutch, just can't stand to be wrong. Dutch Engstrom: Pride. Pike Bishop: And they can't forget it... that pride... being wrong. Or learn by it Dutch Engstrom: How 'bout us, Pike? You reckon we learned - bein' wrong, today? Pike Bishop: I sure hope to God we did.
d.		[repeated line] Professor Fate: [shouts] Maaaax!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Kite Runner (2007)?
a.		[Minion removes a cloth bag from his captive, Roxanne Ritchi] Megamind: Miss Ritchi... we meet again. Roxanne Ritchi: Would it kill you to wash the bag?
b.		Young Hassan: For you, a thousand times over
c.		Philip Gerard, Man from Another Place: Bob, I want all my Garmonbozia.
d.		Agatha Trunchbull: Useless, flamin' car! Wormwood! Sell me a lemon? You're heading for the chokey, young lady! Matilda: Chokey? Agatha Trunchbull: Teach you a lesson! Matilda: What lesson? Agatha Trunchbull: You and your father think you can make a fool out of me! Matilda: My father? Agatha Trunchbull: The guy with the stupid haircut! Matilda: I'm nothing like my father. Agatha Trunchbull: You're the spitting image. The apple never rots far from the tree!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Kite Runner (2007)?
a.		Miss Pratt: I know you have accepted a post at Beardsley College, and I know that there, academics are first, last, and always. Well, that's not us, Mister Humper. Here at Beardsley Prep... what we stress are the three Ds. Dramatics, Dancing, and Dating.
b.		Eric: You're one of the loneliest people I've ever met...
c.		Baba: There is only one sin, only one. And that is theft. Every other sin is a variation of theft... When you kill a man, you steal a life. You steal his wife's right to a husband, rob his children of a father. When you tell a lie, you steal someone's right to the truth. When you cheat, you steal the right to fairness.
d.		Joan: [to waitress] I'll have a vodka martini, very dry, straight up. three olives, and... my sullen friend here will have... Keenan: A Coke. Joan: The poster boy for designated drivers will have a Coke.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Kite Runner (2007)?
a.		Baba: Fuck the Russia!
b.		Juror #3: You're talking about a matter of seconds. Nobody can be that accurate. Juror #8: Well I think that testimony that can put a boy into the electric chair SHOULD be that accurate.
c.		T. Paul: [picking up Nick's credit card to find out who he is] I'm - I'm Nick Beam.That's what I told her. I'm Nick Beam. And Nick Beam ain't puttin' up with that bullshit. She'd have been crying, you know? "Oh, Nick, please take me back. Please, please, Nick. It was only one time." I'm gonna "one time" your ass. Nick Beam is the master of his fate, the ruler of his destiny. So if you wanna cry on somebody's shoulder, why don't you cry on Superdick? As for Nick Beam, I'm fit, lit, and I damn sure ain't takin' no shit. So you can get the fuck out. That's what I'd 'a told the bitch. [Nick jumps across the table and begins choking T. Paul]
d.		Claudette: All men are assholes. Men and women use and abuse each other all the time, there's nothing wrong with it. Marriage has nothing to do with love.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Kite Runner (2007)?
a.		Amir: [explaining Sohrab's presence] You see, General Sahib, my father slept with his servant's wife, and she bore him a son named Hassan. Hassan is dead now. That boy sleeping in the other room is Hassan's son. He's my nephew. That's what you tell people when they ask. And one more thing, General Sahib: you will never again refer to him as "a Hazara boy" in my presence. He has a name, and it's Sohrab.
b.		[the Colonel and Seargent Tibs are still waiting for Pongo and Perdita] Captain: Any news Colonel? Colonel: No. Not a blast thing. They're lost or captured, or something or other. Who knows what? Seargent Tibs: Colonel, here comes a car! Colonel: Oh, come now, Tibs! Don't be ridiculous! They wouldn't be driving.
c.		Damien Wiles: ["America, The Beautiful" plays softly in background, with gradual crescendo throughout] Let me tell you something. There are no colors around here, Mister. No color lines. [referring to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr] Damien Wiles: I'm a believer in the teachings of your great leader, that a man should be judged by his character and not by his color. I take black kids off the streets, I clean 'em up, I give 'em a job.
d.		Gil Turner: Do you smell perfume? Jack Harrison: Yes. I know what was in this room. Gil Turner: What? Jack Harrison: The Creature from Estee Lauder.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Kite Runner (2007)?
a.		Pendragon: You have a choice to make, King Mark - your daughter or your throne. In a week I shall return for your answer.
b.		Baba: The Mullahs want to rule our souls... and the Communists tell us we don't have any.
c.		Steve Zissou: Supposedly Cousteau and his cronies invented the idea of putting walkie-talkies into the helmet. But we made ours with a special rabbit ear on the top so we could pipe in some music.
d.		Lisa Reisert: [referring to the scar on her chest] It happened in the parking lot... the scar... two years ago.In the middle of the day... he held a knife to my throat the whole time. Ever since I've been trying to convince myself of one thing over and over... Jackson Ripner: That it was beyond your control? Lisa Reisert: No... that it would never happen again. [she stabs him in the neck with a pen]

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Kite Runner (2007)?
a.		Bill: [indicates gun] What are you gonna do with that? Walter: I'm gonna shoot myself. Bill: [unloading gun] That's pretty stupid, Walter. Walter: Yeah, I guess I oughta shoot Margaret, huh? [Bill pockets the bullets and lays the gun back down.] Bill: [pours a drink] No, you're not gonna shoot anybody. Walter: Maybe I oughta shoot you.
b.		Von Doom's Doctor: Your entire biophysical structure is changing. Victor Von Doom: That's terrible news. [he kills the Doctor] Victor Von Doom: I think I'll get a second opinion.
c.		Donna McLoughlin: You can't leave yet, the kitchen isn't even finished yet. John McLoughlin: Will you forget about the kitchen for a minute. I'm kinda stuck here. Donna McLoughlin: Well get unstuck John.
d.		Baba: [regarding the mullahs, who teach that drinking alcohol is a sin] I piss on the beards of all those self-righteous monkeys.

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