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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Shortbus (2006) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Shortbus (2006) Quiz
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About the movie:
A group of New Yorkers get caught up in their romantic-sexual milieu converge at an underground salon infamous for its blend of art, music, politics, and carnality.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shortbus (2006)?
a.
Brenda
: What the - Who are you?
Madea
: Who you?
Brenda
: I'm the owner of this house.
Madea
: [
buzzer sound
] Wrong answer. My granddaughter Helen is the owner of THIS house! You da hoe, you aint got no power or no deed.
Brenda
: [
notices one or her ruined clothes
] Did you do this? This is Vera Wang!
Madea
: Who dat is? She do nails? I need to get my nails did.
Brenda
: That's it! I'm calling the police.
Madea
: I aint scared a no po po. Call da po po hoe. Call da po po hoe!
b.
[
Chief Engineer Scott making a log entry
]
Scotty
: USS Enterprise, shakedown crew's report. I think this new ship was put together by monkeys. Oh, she's got a fine engine, but half the doors won't open, and guess whose job it is to make it right.
c.
Don Diego de la Vega
: You should not trade something like that for a mere glass of whiskey.
Alejandro Murrieta
: Why not? You think I could get two?
d.
Justin Bond
: [
looking at the clients of the Shortbus, having group sex
] It's just like the 60's. Only with less hope.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shortbus (2006)?
a.
Lisa
: [
to Wyatt's grandfather
] Stop hitting people with your Rex Harrison hat!
b.
[
over the phone
]
Dr. Abby Barnes
: Say something.
Brian
: I want to make love to you.
Dr. Abby Barnes
: Never on the first phone call.
c.
Sofia
: I'm pre-orgasmic.
Jamie
: Does that mean you're about to have one?
d.
[
after seeing Mad
]
Helen Sharp
: It's alive! [
Cut line
]
Helen Sharp
: And it's beautiful...
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shortbus (2006)?
a.
Malak
: My brother's sister's cousin never said anything about bars.
b.
Nora McPhee
: Michael, go do your homework... [
to Max
]
Nora McPhee
: There isn't something in his room that does his homework is there?
c.
Randy
: Idle hands are the devil's playground.
d.
Bitch
: My name's Bitch.
Sofia
: Hi, Bitch.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shortbus (2006)?
a.
Nicodemus
: Johnathan could not tell you about us because the injections slowed the aging process. You see, you would have grown old, while he remained young.
b.
[
first lines
]
Jesse, the John
: Are you a top or a bottom?
Severin
: I beg your pardon?
Jesse, the John
: I mean in real life.
Severin
: This is real life.
Jesse, the John
: Let me put it this way: do you think we should get out of Iraq?
c.
Paulina
: The rumba is the vertical expression of a horizontal wish. You have to hold her, like the skin on her thigh is your reason for living. Let her go, like your heart's being ripped from your chest. Throw her back, like you're going to have your way with her right here on the dance floor. And then finish, like she's ruined you for life.
Bobbie
: [
looking up from the floor
] Yeah, why can't you do it like that?
d.
Barnaby
: All set. Is you motor running?
Lois Laurel
: Is yours?
Barnaby
: Takes while to warm up.
Lois Laurel
: Does, me too.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shortbus (2006)?
a.
Jamie
: Was that the first time someone sang the National Anthem into your ass?
Ceth
: No.
b.
Clark
: Roll 'em up!
c.
Joey
: Let me eat your braaaiiiiiinnnnn!
d.
J.P.
: Back to work, testers!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shortbus (2006)?
a.
Sofia
: [
to Severin
] You are so far behind you think you are first.
b.
Admiral Boom
: [
seeing the chimney sweeps dancing on the rooftops
] We're being attacked by hottentots!
c.
Colonel Meredith
: Casey and Lance could escape all the danger. Two fighting machines with muscles made out of steel and bones made out of granite. Soldiers never ask where or when to fight, no matter if they are in the desert or in the jungle, if it's day or night. Casey and Lance are laughing right in the face of the devil!
d.
Cady
: [
describing Regina
] She's not even that good looking if you really look at her.
Janis
: I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shortbus (2006)?
a.
Narrator
: The ape named ape was caged in a cage, hoping to hear the jungle king's awesome... [
jungle call
]
Narrator
: Hey, I'm pretty good at that. And wondering if he would ever come. But the motion-sick mammal needn't have moaned, for that defender of the innocent, protector of the weak, and all around good guy George of the Jungle was closer than he knew. [
noises come from crate and it opens with George in it
]
George
: Next time George get bigger box.
b.
Kevin's Father
: Life is a clambake, and you my friend are allergic to clams.
c.
Justin Bond
: As my dear departed friend Lotus Weinstock used to say: "I used to wanna change the world. Now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity."
d.
Lila
: I wouldn't change a darn thing because it made me who I am today, and do you know who I am today?
Eddie Cantrow
: Who are you.
Lila
: I'm Mrs. Edmond Cantrow.
Eddie Cantrow
: Edward.
Lila
: Edward? You didn't tell me that!
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shortbus (2006)?
a.
Frank Lucas
: I sell a product that's better than the competition at a price that's less than the competition.
b.
Jerry Plunkett
: If they don't let us at those Boches pretty soon, I'll have to carve me up a top-sergeant!
Terence 'Crepe-Hanger' Burke
: Don't mind him sarge, he's his own worst enemy!
Sergeant 'Big Mike' Wynn
: Not while *I'm* alive, he ain't!
c.
Jim Gordon
: This guy did deliver us one of the city's biggest crime lords.
Loeb
: No one takes the law into their own hands in my city. Understand?
d.
Jesse, the John
: You're taking a picture of yourself at Ground Zero: do you smile?
Severin
: Get on the fucking bed!
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shortbus (2006)?
a.
[
repeated line
]
Jamie
: I'm an albino!
b.
Sargie
: Hey guys, guys! Basic Losing is over.
c.
[
the power worker sees Michael Myers
]
Power Worker
: Hey, you. This is city property. No trespassing. What are you, deaf? Don't try that Halloween shit with me.
d.
Charley Bowdre
: I'm not a pistoleer or a knifesmith like that greaser Chavez Chavez over there. I'm a pugilist.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Shortbus (2006)?
a.
Lord General Cornwallis
: These rustics are so inept. It nearly takes the honor out of victory. Nearly.
b.
Justin Bond
: [
to Sofia
] These bitches sucking cock and eating ass... then they show up at the buffet and say they're vegan.
c.
Eddie Valiant
: So that's why you killed Acme and Maroon? For this freeway? I don't get it.
Judge Doom
: Of course not. You lack vision, but I see a place where people get on and off the freeway. On and off, off and on all day, all night. Soon, where Toon Town once stood will be a string of gas stations, inexpensive motels, restaurants that serve rapidly prepared food. Tire salons, automobile dealerships and wonderful, wonderful billboards reaching as far as the eye can see. My God, it'll be beautiful.
d.
Dwight Hansen
: What about me? What about me? When is it ever Dwight's turn for some consideration? What about me? I'll tell you one thing: You'll remember me!
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