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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Guru (2002) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Guru (2002) - Part (2) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002).
About the movie:
Bored with Bollywood movies but fascinated with their Hollywood counterparts from his youth, Ram dreams to become a singer and actor in America...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002)?
a.
Ramu Gupta
: [
Upon seeing the apartment
] You're a real bastard, you know that?
b.
Martin Daniels
: I've underestimated the evil one!
c.
Felix Courtland
: You know you need relaxing, lots of relaxing, I can hear your nerves snapping like rubber bands.
d.
The Baroness
: There's nothing more irresistible to a man than a woman who's in love with him.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002)?
a.
[
last lines
]
Agent 47
: I told you to leave her alone. You should have listened.
b.
The Rapist
: I'm gettin' my dick wet.
Rapist #2
: She's only got one leg.
The Rapist
: Easier access.
Rapist #2
: Oh... that is a good point.
c.
Rasphal the Cook
: Is he doing the Macarena?
d.
Christy Carr
: You just didn't make a strong enough case to keep that piece of prime real estate at a time we are hurting. What are you waiting for, a sign from God?
Daniel Carr
: Well, as a matter of fact, yes.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002)?
a.
Ruth Buggs
: The world is 4000 years old and can only be the product of intelligent design.
Paul
: [
offscreen in the bathroom
] That's horseshit!
b.
Vijay
: You have a roof over your head, clothes on your back, food in your belly, what more do you want?
Ramu Gupta
: I want what you promised.
c.
Reverend Frank Scott
: Please GOD NOT this woman.
d.
Milly
: Raise your hat. What's the matter, Caleb?
Caleb
: My hair ain't combed.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002)?
a.
Announcer on PA
: Ladies and Gentlemen, this is the way the world ends. Not with a whimper, but with a bang. But there is hope. In the end we can be reassured by one undeniable truth. Nobody rocks the cock like Krysta Now. And I mean nobody.
b.
Charles Weiss
: No guts. No glory.
c.
Ramu Gupta
: You need to do your own thing. Live your own life. [
walks away angrily
]
Lexi
: I'm going to meditate on that.
d.
[
After Curt Wild has exposed himself to an audience
]
Brian Slade
: They despised him.
Mandy Slade
: Yeah...
Brian Slade
: Wish I'd though of it.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002)?
a.
Norman Bates
: You-you eat like a bird.
Marion Crane
: [
Looking around at the stuffed birds while eating
] And you'd know, of course.
Norman Bates
: No, not really. Anyway, I hear the expression 'eats like a bird' - it-it's really a [
stammers
]
Norman Bates
: fals-fals-fals-falsity. Because birds really eat a tremendous lot. But -I-I don't really know anything about birds. My hobby is stuffing things. You know - taxidermy.
b.
Chantal
: What's wrong? You haven't been up here since the Reagan administration.
c.
Laurie Strode
: You failed, Michael. Want to know why? Because I'm not afraid of you. But what about you? Are you afraid of me? Are you afraid to die, Michael?
d.
Jack Taylor
: I just want to find a fish who isn't afraid of my dark chocolate layer... and of course she'd have to love my cookie too.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002)?
a.
Marcellus St. Joan
: [
aside
] I only wait for the day this farce ends and I can punt your dismembered head across the heavens.
Vincent "Jackle" Remington
: What?
Marcellus St. Joan
: What? Nothing Vincent, just, do your breathing excercises... [
aside
]
Marcellus St. Joan
: Enjoy breathing while it lasts, you gargled puss.
Vincent "Jackle" Remington
: What?
b.
Ramu Gupta
: Is the Mercedes in the shop or something?
Vijay
: Or something.
c.
Social Worker
: [
the police and social welfare people have arrived to close the store, arrest Danni's father and put her in foster care... a crowd outside has gathered
] We'll make arrangements with your mother to have the inventory accounted for.
Michael Dunn
: [
rushing in
] They made this happen, didn't they?
Danni
: [
crying
] Nobody made this happen. [
Dunn embraces her
]
Danni
: I just don't want you to be sad... 'cause I'm not. Promise?
Michael Dunn
: [
fighting tears
] No.
Social Worker
: We have to go.
Michael Dunn
: [
running up to car Danni has just been loaded in
] Well, hey listen, I'm glad I got to dance with you [
car speeds off, leaving a dazed Dunn in the street
]
Rooney
: Don't worry, Dunn... we'll find her.
d.
Jimmy Bond
: You can't shoot me! I have a very low threshold of death. My doctor says I can't have bullets enter my body at any time.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002)?
a.
Father Oliver Van Horne
: Somebody get my bag. It's in the car.
Emmet
: Where are you going?
Father Oliver Van Horne
: To kill Tomas de la Plata.
b.
Jack Baker
: You let that guy turn us into clowns tonight. We were always small time, but we were never clowns.
c.
Romy
: I've been killing myself for eight days and I gained a pound.
Michele
: That's impossible. Did you deduct sixteen pounds for your shoes?
d.
Ramu Gupta
: The most powerful sexual organ is your brain. Think about it. [
Faces woman
]
Ramu Gupta
: Are you thinking?
Turned-on Woman
: My whole body is about to think!
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002)?
a.
Dr. Julian Winston
: You're getting as prickly as your damn cactus!
b.
Patient X
: [
Damien Karras is unpossessed
] Now free me...
c.
Gwendy Doll
: Let's see if her head pops off!
d.
Chantal
: I give you Swami Bu.
Vijay
: Swami, you're on. [
a drunk Swami collapses
]
Vijay
: Swami Bu has gone to another dimension.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002)?
a.
Sanjay
: [
awestruck
] I talked to a real live pornstar... and she sounded naked!
b.
Reva
: It's the mafia! The mafia is after us!
Maryann
: Oh, the mafia wouldn't try to kill us and make it look like an accident! They'd just kill us! They're the mafia.
Reva
: Oh, yes. But what if it connects them to something bigger, like drugs, or murder!?!
Maryann
: Do you know much about the mafia?
c.
Raoul Duke
: Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. A normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow. But he won't know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know you're pulling off for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he's about to make a 180 degree turn at speed, but you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's, and fast heel-toe work.
d.
Luke
: You'll just end up like all the other gringos - drinkin' tequila, shittin' out chili peppers, & waitin' fer... nothin'.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002)?
a.
Brit
: We won. We won. We worked together.
b.
Henry Oak
: It's impossible you're this dumb.
c.
Lexi
: You can't just go away. [
shouting
]
Lexi
: I have abandonment issues!
d.
Spike
: Could you give a dog a little warning? I'm trying to do my business here.
Eliza
: Oh, I'm so sorry.
Spike
: You know, it's funny. For a minute there, I thought I actually heard you talking to me. You talking to me? Are you talking to me?
Eliza
: Yeah, I can talk to animals. It's a long story.
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