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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Guru (2002) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Guru (2002) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002).
About the movie:
Bored with Bollywood movies but fascinated with their Hollywood counterparts from his youth, Ram dreams to become a singer and actor in America...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002)?
a.
Black Power Lisa
: Don't screw up. I know how to roll, but it's hard on the elbows. And if you just have to play James Bond, I'll bust your ass.
b.
[
first lines
]
Marcus
: My God. Brother, what have you done?
c.
Lentulus Batiatus
: But I'm a civilian. I'm more of a civilian than most civilians.
d.
Sharonna
: I'm engaged to a nice, normal guy. Do you know how hard it is to find a nice, normal guy in New York?
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002)?
a.
Man on Phone in lobby
: ...hamburger stand, she's a waitress about 16 years old. They chopped her goddamn head off right there in the parking lot. Then they cut all kinds of holes in her and sucked out the blood. They were after the peneal gland I think. Yeah. Nah, how's ya mama?
b.
Vincent Smith
: I'm the biggest hypocrite of them all. My meats... I used preservatives.
c.
[
Johnnie and Lina are facing a large portrait of her father
]
Johnnie Aysgarth
: He doesn't like me.
Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth
: I know.
Johnnie Aysgarth
: He doesn't trust me from here to there. (Speaking to portrait) Do you? Well, you're right. I can only bring her unhappiness. Well, warn her. Speak up, man. It's your last chance. (To Lina) Hear him?
Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth
: Very distinctly.
Johnnie Aysgarth
: He's not exaggerating a thing, dear. It's all true, every word he isn't saying.
Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth
: I love him, father.
Johnnie Aysgarth
: Did you see him jump?
Lina McLaidlaw Aysgarth
: I did.
Johnnie Aysgarth
: Well, watch this one. (Speaking to portrait) Sir, I have the honor of asking for your daughter's hand in marriage. Well, what do you say to that? (He begins tapping on the portrait and it falls off the wall) My oh my. You heard him that time, didn't you?
d.
Hoseman
: Rusty! My heart beats for you. [
everyone else looks around perplexed
]
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002)?
a.
Cobby
: Here's to the drink habit. It's the only one I got that don't get me into trouble.
b.
Father
: Enough of this swapping of spit! Let's celebrate!
c.
Ethan Tremblay
: Where's your dad?
Peter Highman
: Uh... no idea.
Ethan Tremblay
: When's the last time you saw him?
Peter Highman
: 1977. He had his bags packed at the door and he picked them up and put in the back of his car. And, uh, drove away. Last time I ever saw him.
Ethan Tremblay
: [
begins laughing hysterically
]
Ethan Tremblay
: That's so funny! My dad would never do that, he loved me!
d.
Nude Ninja
: And to think - we thought you were just the gardener at the sorority. We had no idea you were the ninja master.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002)?
a.
Aurora Greenway
: He can't even do the simple things, like fail locally.
b.
Sip
: We're the rail splitters and no body's fucking with us.
c.
Dr. Peter Blood
: Men, I've just heard a startling piece of news - King James is kicked out of England and good King William reigns in his stead. [
the crew all cheer
]
Dr. Peter Blood
: For me this changes the shape of the world. For you who were slaves with me, it means that we're no longer slaves, that we once more have a home and a country. For you who are English it means a chance to fight for your native land... for I now propose to sail into Port Royal and take it from the French! Those of you who are not English will have to be content with fighting for Captain Blood... and the loot you'll find on the French ships. Are you willing to fight, men? [
the crew all cheer, "Aye"
]
d.
Mira
: Ramu is on TV!
Mrs. Gupta
: What he is talking about?
Nana
: Sexual intercourse.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002)?
a.
The Countess
: It's been six months, hasn't it? In some circles that is half a year.
b.
Ramu Gupta
: Why are you afraid?
Kitty
: What makes you think that I'm afraid?
Ramu Gupta
: I feel it.
c.
Briggs, FBI
: Did you ever stop to think that perhaps this Dr. Martin isn't really THE Dr. Martin?
d.
Dwayne
: [
while Sheryl is crying he writes this on a piece of paper to Olive
] Go Hug Mom
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002)?
a.
Roberto Canessa
: We're gonna die, you know.
Nando
: Maybe. But if we die, we're gonna die walking.
b.
Jim Hawkins
: Everything he told us was a lie. I've been a fool, sir.
c.
Ronnie
: Can you believe this place? There's not a zit in the house!
d.
Vijay
: Do you know why they call it the American Dream? Because it only happens when you are asleep.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002)?
a.
Q's Assistant
: What side do you dress on?
Evelyn Tremble
: Away from the window.
b.
Vijay
: [
shouting while knockin at the door of his roomates
] IMIGRATION!
c.
Roman Castevet
: Rosemary...
Rosemary Woodhouse
: Shut up.
Roman Castevet
: Rosemary...
Rosemary Woodhouse
: Shut up. You're in Dubrovnik, I can't hear you.
d.
William
: You'd go and I'd be... well buggered, basically.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002)?
a.
Grace Beasley
: That's Tom Jones.
Nola Fox
: Don't you think I'd know my own brother's voice?
Waitress
: Actually, it's Tom Jones. I put the CD on myself.
Nola Fox
: [
slaps waitress across the face
] SLUT.
b.
Lily Marlowe
: Max is like a little dog. He's always sniffing around where it's not polite.
c.
Dwain
: Alright, you wanna lose the pants?
Ramu Gupta
: Is that part of the movie?
Dwain
: Could be.
d.
Brian Flagg
: Are you coming?
Meg Penny
: Brian, I have to go back, my family's there, people that I care about.
Brian Flagg
: Well I'm going, and if you're smart you'll come with me.
Meg Penny
: Then go. Take care of yourself. That's the only thing you're really good at, isn't it?
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002)?
a.
Uncle Porter
: You're going to have to use your brain which is going to hurt because it's the weakest muscle in your body.
b.
Dan Butler
: You're a pretty cold dame!
Paule Manet
: You bet I am!
Dan Butler
: I enjoy cold dames!
c.
Rufus
: Now. Daddy. Daddy, don't mind Lester none. I got full confidence in him.
Mayor Buckman
: Son, one time I had full confidence in a fart. Shit all over myself.
d.
Hank the Cameraman
: [
wedding guests are unaware that Hank is a porno cameramen
] Pretend that I'm not here.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Guru (2002)?
a.
Eve
: Here ya go, one champagne cocktail.
Adam
: Oh, thank you.
Eve
: I thought only hookers drank those things?
Adam
: Well, I know Mom sure likes 'em.
b.
Bonnie Donaly
: Donovan, is everything alright?
Donovan Donaly
: The production meeting was put off. Who's here?
Bonnie Donaly
: Here?
Donovan Donaly
: Hmm... Who owns that piece-of-shit van out there?
Bonnie Donaly
: Oh! It's just a guy. You know... going door to door. Selling... pool cleaner.
Donovan Donaly
: So why'd he lock himself in the den?
Bonnie Donaly
: Well, he... Oh, God. Remember my friend Ollie?
Donovan Donaly
: Ollie Olerud? Short, cretinous wanker? Oh! Ollie's in there?
Bonnie Donaly
: Yes.
Donovan Donaly
: I see. Well, I'm glad he finally got himself a job. I'd always picked him as some sort of dead beat, but... happy to be proved wrong. So he's selling pool cleaner now? Well... this is the neighbourhood for that. Just door to door, running low on chlorine. That kind of thing. It's quite a coincidence him just dropping by and you two knowing each other so well.
Bonnie Donaly
: Donovan, please. Let's just all talk. I mean, I think...
Ollie Olerud
: How you doin', Donovan? How you doin', man?
Donovan Donaly
: G'day, Ollie. I'm great. You?
Ollie Olerud
: I can't complain man.
Donovan Donaly
: Excellent. Well, let's get right down to it, then, shall we? We'll take a couple of vacuum hoses. We probably need a new filter round about now. Maybe... Wait a minute, darling. Do we actually have a swimming pool?
c.
Vijay
: Name one famous Indian in America.
Sanjay
: That guy from the Simpsons.
Vijay
: He is a cartoon!
d.
Angie Gennaro
: This is horrible.
Patrick Kenzie
: Not for Channel 9.
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