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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Civilization of Maxwell Bright (2005) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Civilization of Maxwell Bright (2005) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Civilization of Maxwell Bright (2005)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Civilization of Maxwell Bright (2005).

About the movie: After a series of bad relationships, a man orders a mail order bride and receives more than he bargained for.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Civilization of Maxwell Bright (2005)?
a.		Max Bright: [to caretaker] The next time you see me, you forgive me if I don't hold up my end of the conversation.
b.		Joe Gillis: I didn't know you were planning a comeback. Norma Desmond: I hate that word. It's a return, a return to the millions of people who have never forgiven me for deserting the screen.
c.		Airport woman: That was the single biggest crock I've ever heard in my 20 years with this airline. I think that deserves something.
d.		Frank Wirtanen: You love good, you hate evil, and you'd do anything for the sake of romance.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Civilization of Maxwell Bright (2005)?
a.		[both speaking french] Cameron: May I offer you a parsnip? Bianca: No, you may not. Cameron: Where is my uncle's pencil? Bianca: I don't know. Maybe it is up your ass?
b.		Ed: [regarding the Press] Frank, they're not here for you. "Weird Al" Yankovic is on the plane.
c.		Max Bright: [first lines - serene temple setting] There is a Zen saying: the true Buddhist will gladly jump into hell in order to save another human being. [abrupt transition to noisy domestic dispute]
d.		Mr. Kovacks: Is this what you're talking about? It's full'o junk. It's a storage shed, you idiot. Carlos: No it's not. It's full of ghosts or spirits or something and they're just trying to make me look bad! Mr. Kovacks: You don't need ghosts for that.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Civilization of Maxwell Bright (2005)?
a.		[preparing for Aurora's birthday party] Merryweather: I never baked a fancy cake. Flora: Oh, you won't have to, dear. Fauna: I'm going to bake the cake! Merryweather: You? Flora: Oh, she's always wanted to, dear, and this is her last chance. Merryweather: [doubtfully] Well... Fauna: I'm going to make it 15 layers with pink and blue forget-me-nots. Fauna: And I'm making the dress. Merryweather: But you can't sew, and she's never cooked. Flora: Oh, it's simple. Fauna: All you do is follow the book! Flora: [putting Merryweather on a stool] Up here, dear. You can be the dummy. Merryweather: Well, I still say we oughta use magic.
b.		Frank: Enchanté. Well! How nice. And what charming underclothes you both have. But here. Put these on. They'll make you feel less... vulnerable. It's not often we receive visitors here, let alone offer them... hospitality. Brad: Hospitality? All we wanted to do was to use your telephone, Goddammit, a reasonable request which you've chosen to ignore! Janet: Brad, don't be ungrateful. Brad: Ungrateful! Frank: How forceful you are, Brad. Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So... dominant.
c.		Chuck Norstadt: Is it true that you write pornography? [McLeod seems a little shocked, then embarassed, holding his head in both hands. Chuck feels bad, thinking he angered McLeod] McLeod: [starts laughing hysterically] Is that the latest rumour?
d.		Max Bright: Lady experts really trained you? Mai Ling: Yes. Max Bright: For thousands of years... Mai Ling: I'm only 28 years old.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Civilization of Maxwell Bright (2005)?
a.		[last lines] Mai Ling: You have now reached the end of your journey. You are safe.
b.		Dr. Henryk Belicec: [to Carol] So Ben tells me you are a psychiatrist. This is very interesting. This is exactly what I need. Yorish: All you need is what every Czech needs: a stiff Russian boot up your behind. Dr. Henryk Belicec: Pity they don't make Russian boots anymore. They're all made in China.
c.		[first lines] Marty McFly: Doc! Doc! Doc! Doc: [not paying attention] What? Marty McFly: Doc! Doc: What? Marty McFly: Doc! Doc: [finally seeing him] Aaaah! Marty McFly: Okay, relax, Doc, it's me! It's me! It's Marty! Doc: No, it can't be! I just sent you back to the future! Marty McFly: Oh, I know you did send me back to the future. But I'm back! I'm back from the future. Doc: Great Scott!
d.		Charlie Black: Of course there is a God. We all basically know there is. Cynthia McLean: I know no such thing. Charlie Black: Of course you do. When you think to yourself, and most of our waking life is taken up thinking to ourselves, you must have that feeling that your thoughts aren't entirely wasted, that in some sense they are being heard. Rationally, they aren't. You're entirely alone. Even the people to whom we are closest can have no real idea of what is going on in our minds. We aren't devastated by loneliness because, at a hardly conscious level, we don't accept that we're entirely alone. I think this sensation of being silently listned to with total comprehension... something you never find in real life... represents our innate belife in a supreme being, some all-comprehending intelligence.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Civilization of Maxwell Bright (2005)?
a.		Max Bright: You let a man suck your dick? Arlis: Well... I didn't tell my dick.
b.		Nizam: [looking at Tus' dead body] Poor Tus. So eager for the crown. [turning his attention to the unconscious Dastan] Nizam: And you, Dastan, always charging in, so desperate to prove you're more than something the king scraped off the streets.
c.		Mr. Jones: You win some, you lose some. But you live, you live to fight another day.
d.		Bag Diva: Its fierce diva. FIERCE!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Civilization of Maxwell Bright (2005)?
a.		[first lines] Chris Anderson: Lock and load. You ready? [Pam nods] Chris Anderson: Time to go.
b.		Danny Reed: Happy New Year! Ted Hanover: Oh, don't do that.
c.		Max Bright: What's there to discuss, because I 100% approve of Mai Ling, totally approve. So what's to discuss? Mr. Wroth: Mai Ling has to approve of you. Max Bright: Oh. Oh. Well, that's fair... What do I gotta do, drop my shorts?
d.		Bobby: You got a gun? Angel: I flew in. Bobby: [hands him a gun] Be careful with my baby. Angel: Ooh... Bobby: You like that? Angel: You got ammo? Bobby: Yeah, it's loaded, little brother. Be careful. [to Jack] Bobby: Here, you carry the gas can. Jack: We're gonna do that gas thing? Bobby: [mocking him] Yeah, we're gonna do the gas thing. The only thing that scares people more than getting burnt to death is getting eaten alive. Let's go. Bobby: [starts to close the trunk] Jack: Wait, what do I get? Bobby: you coming with us? oh [Bobby hands him a crowbar] Bobby: Here you go, sweetheart, poke 'em with that. Jack: [insulted] Thanks.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Civilization of Maxwell Bright (2005)?
a.		Ron: I'm warning you Hermione! Keep that bloody beast of yours away from Scabbers or I'll turn it into a tea cozy! Hermione: It's a cat, Ronald! What do you expect? It's in his nature. Ron: A cat? Is that what they told you? It looks more like a pig with hair if you ask me. Hermione: That's rich, coming from the owner of that smelly old shoe brush. It's alright, Crookshanks. Just ignore the mean little boy.
b.		Billy Zane: It's a walk-off!
c.		Max Bright: I'm gonna go throw some britches on before somebody gets sick.
d.		King Arthur: Camelot rots, and I play at being king. I want her great again.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Civilization of Maxwell Bright (2005)?
a.		Female Clown Barfly: As soon as that camera is off, he gonna fuck that little dog.
b.		Mai Ling: Why are Americans so passionate about family arranged marriages? Temple: Western families, they don't spell-out what the marriage should be, they do however procure airtime, prenuptials, spelling out to the last silver teaspoon who gets what, should the thing belly-up.
c.		Pfc. Ernie Williams: I'm on a salt-free, fat-free, high protein, low calorie, low cholesterol diet.
d.		Mr. Hyde: You're a big one. You'll be hard to digest. Van Helsing: I'd hate to be such a nuisance.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Civilization of Maxwell Bright (2005)?
a.		Prince Edward Tudor: Who are you, fellow? Miles Hendon: Miles Hendon, Your Majesty. Prince Edward Tudor: Your name is not familiar. What is your trade? Miles Hendon: Soldiering, sire. Prince Edward Tudor: In my service? Miles Hendon: In the service of anyone who can afford enemies. Prince Edward Tudor: Soldier of fortune. Strange profession. Miles Hendon: Well, of the three of them for a gentleman without means I think it's the most amusing. Cheating at cards means associating with dull people. Preaching the gospel means wearing one of those funny hats.
b.		[to Apollo, about a rematch with Rocky] Duke: He's all wrong for us, baby. I saw you beat that man like I never saw no man get beat before, and the man kept coming after you. Now we don't need no man like that in our lives.
c.		Lt. Cmdr. Robby Jackson: So, you just waded on in like John Wayne. Why'd you do it? What were you thinking, man? Jack Ryan: I don't know. I wasn't thinking. Lt. Cmdr. Robby Jackson: That's it? You sound like some of my students. Jack Ryan: It just pissed me off. I couldn't just stand there and watch him shoot those people right in front of me. It was... rage. Pure rage... Just made me mad. Lt. Cmdr. Robby Jackson: Here's hoping you never get mad at me, man.
d.		Mai Ling: Spirit in toilet very friendly.

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