Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Cable Guy (1996) - Part (6) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Cable Guy (1996) - Part (6) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Cable Guy (1996).

About the movie: A lonely and disturbed cable guy raised on television just wants a new friend, but his target, a designer, rejects him, with bad consequences.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Cable Guy (1996)?
a.		[Chip is danging over a ledge above the giant cable dish] Steven Kovacs: You'll be fine. I'll be your pal, just come on up! Chip Douglas: No. It's too late for me, but there are alot of little cable boys and girls out there who STILL have a chance! Don't you understand, Steven? Somebody has to kill the babysitter. [drops from ledge and freefalls towards dish]
b.		McCoy: You wanna change this tire, shorty? Billy Fish: Changing tires isn't exactly my line of work dear. McCoy: Then why don't you just shut up!
c.		Drug Dealer #3: [Riggs is in a Christmas tree lot, and pretends to sample some coke for a buy] Good, huh? Tasty? Smooth? Martin Riggs: Yeah, that's good... Drug Dealer #1: [walking up with a beer] Here ya go, pal... Martin Riggs: Thanks. Okay, so let's do it. How much? Drug Dealer #3: How much for how much? Martin Riggs: For all of it. Drug Dealer #3: You want it all. He wants it all. Drug Dealer #1: He wants it all, beautiful. Congratulations! Drug Dealer #3: All right! Martin Riggs: Maybe a nice six footer to put it under, huh? Drug Dealer #2: You want a tree? I'll tell you what. I'll give you the best tree I got on the lot, for nothin'. But the shit's gonna cost ya... a hundred. Martin Riggs: What, that much? Drug Dealer #3: Hey, you said you liked it, that's a fair price. Martin Riggs: Yeah... yeah! Hell, you only live once... get this together here... [takes out his wallet, starts counting out a hundred dollars] Martin Riggs: Twenty, forty, sixty, seventy... Drug Dealer #1: Hey, what the fuck... Drug Dealer #2: Hey, man... Hey! Martin Riggs: C'mon, shut up man, I'm losin' count... Ninety-three, ninety-four, ninety... Drug Dealer #2: Forget it, you dumbshit. One hundred THOUSAND. One hundred THOUSAND, DOLLARS! Martin Riggs: A hundred thousand? [laughs] Martin Riggs: I'm sorry, I can't afford that, not on my salary. But I'll tell ya what, I got a better idea, here. Let me say I take the whole stash of your hands for free, and you assholes can go to jail. [takes out his badge and puts it on the table in front of them] Martin Riggs: What do you say about that? Now I could read you guys your rights, but ah, you guys already know what your rights are, don't you? Drug Dealer #2: [drug dealers stare, then start to laugh] This badge ain't real. YOU ain't real. Drug Dealer #1: No, but you sure are a crazy son of a bitch! Martin Riggs: [They all laugh] You think I'm crazy? You call me crazy, you think I'm crazy? You wanna see crazy? [Riggs starts slapping him self on the head, Stooges style, then pokes their eyes and slaps them, and pulls out his gun] Martin Riggs: . Now that's a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun! Drug Dealer #2: [menacing] Okay, pal... Martin Riggs: Hey, noses in the dirt, asshole... [And the guns start blazin']
d.		Ira Wright: I masturbate so much with hand cream, I forget people use it for shit other than masturbating. Literally, when I'm in public and I see someone pull out hand cream, I'm like "This guy's about to jerk off!"

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Cable Guy (1996)?
a.		Rufus T. Firefly: I'll see you at the opera tonight. I'll hold your seat till you get there. After you get there you're on your own.
b.		[first lines] Dan Saxon: [to his turtle] Good morning, Harold. You still alive?
c.		Sheriff Darl Hardwick: I'm beginnin' to think I liked you a lot better when you used to smoke all that reefer and we'd fuck in your Pinto.
d.		Steven Kovacs: Guard! This is the guy who framed me. He set me up. Arrest him! Chip Douglas: Hey Bernie, how's that sports package? [Bernie gives him a thumbs up] Chip Douglas: Okay!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Cable Guy (1996)?
a.		[Steven is in jail] Chip Douglas: Hello, Steven, I came as soon as I could. Steven Kovacs: What's your real name? Chip Douglas: It's Larry Tate, but that's not what's important right now. We have to get you out of here. I was watching Court TV and I found a loophole in your case. I'm gonna talk to the judge about a writ of Habeas Corpus. I'll put the SYSTEM on trial. Steven Kovacs: Why are you doing this to me? Chip Douglas: I didn't do this to you, you did this to you.
b.		Lt. Charles Barrett: What did Harris mean when he said Sands could be in the same room and we wouldn't be able to see him?
c.		A.J. 'Stoney' Stoneman: Mind telling me why you were sittin' buck naked on a porcuipine?
d.		Phil Kaufman: What the hell are you doing? Larry Oster-Berg: The steering lock is on! Phil Kaufman: Well, turn it off. Larry Oster-Berg: I can't. He's got the key! Phil Kaufman: So we can escape, but we can only drive in a circle. Larry Oster-Berg: Yes!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Cable Guy (1996)?
a.		Connor: I think I oughta go over there and kick his ass. Danielle: That's great, because I've always dreamed of dating the expelled guy. Courtney: Expelled guys rock!
b.		Fred Randall: Who am I? William Overbeck: Mommy. Fred Randall: Say it like you love me.
c.		Smoochie: She's a real lady, Georgia, only she married some guy who likes spendin' other people's dough, so he got her to write a bunch of bouncers. I got news for ya. Georgia gives this place class. Kitty Stark: She ain't the only one. I had two real mink coats and a closetful of black lace nighties and a shelf full of real French perfumes that my girls lifted right out of one of the swankiest stores in town. Smoochie: Don't rub it in. All I had was a different pair of shoes for every night.
d.		Steven Kovacs: I hate you! Get out of my life! Chip Douglas: He's projecting all of his anger onto me. Maybe I should go. Robin Harris: No, don't go. Steven, you are being an asshole!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Cable Guy (1996)?
a.		Prince Nasir Al-Subaai: When a country has five percent of the world's population but does fifty percent of its military spending, then the persuasive powers of that country are on the decline.
b.		Medieval Times host: Quickly, muster atop your steed. Buddy, get on the friggin' horse. I don't think he's kidding.
c.		Turkish: Have you ever crossed the road, and looked the wrong way? A car's nearly on you? So what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn't flash before you, 'cause you're too fuckin' scared to think - you just freeze and pull a stupid face. But the pikey didn't. Why? Because he had plans of running the car over.
d.		Harry Hogge: [speaking to Cole condescendingly about engines] Now Cole, when that little needle goes up into the red and reads nine thousand RPM, that's bad!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Cable Guy (1996)?
a.		Rick: I have a list here of every cable installer fired in the last four years. Check out some of these names: Murray Slaughter, George Jetson, Jean Luc Picard, there's even a guy who liked to be called "The Big Ragu". Steven Kovacs: Carmine from Laverne & Shirley. Rick: That's so sad that you know that. Anyway, the cable company has just fired somebody six months ago named Darrin Stephens. You may remember his boss, Larry Tate, from a little show called Bewitched. Steven Kovacs: So... He doesn't even work for the cable company. Rick: Yahtzee! They booted his ass for stalking customers. This guy is deeply troubled. If I were you, I'd lock up tight.
b.		Mark Rutland: You're very sexy with your face clean.
c.		Fantine: [dying in bed] Oh, Monsieur Madeliene, you give everything!
d.		Tin Woodsman: What have you learned, Dorothy? Dorothy: Well, I - I think that it - it wasn't enough to just want to see Uncle Henry and Auntie Em - and it's that - if I ever go looking for my heart's desire again, I won't look any further than my own back yard. Because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with! Is that right?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Cable Guy (1996)?
a.		Sang: [Looks at Carter's badge] FBI Huh? Carter: FBI? No, I'm not FBI, I'm a security guard... at the mall! Sang: [Motions to kill Carter] Carter: Oh hell nah, he didn't mean that. He meant cut me loose!
b.		Cecily: You must not laugh at me, darling, but it has always been a girlish dream of mine to love a man named Ernest.
c.		Walter Stratford: What are the two house rules? Number One: No dating till you graduate. Number Two: No dating till you graduate.
d.		Helicopter paramedic: Hang in there, pal! You're gonna make it, buddy. Chip Douglas: Hey! [helicopter paramedic learns forward] Chip Douglas: Am I really your buddy? Helicopter paramedic: Yeah, sure you are. [an evil grin spreads across Chip's face]

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Cable Guy (1996)?
a.		Gru: You got to be pulling on my leg!
b.		[first lines] First police officer: Get up, get up. Mixed up in that beating on 12th street, huh? Second police officer: No. Plain drunkenness.
c.		Chip Douglas: I just wanna hang out. NO BIG DEAL!
d.		Thomas Reynolds: [talking to Brill] So tell me what was on that tape. Robert Clayton Dean: [Watching from afar] Your ugly-ass face, that's what.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Cable Guy (1996)?
a.		Jenna: [hearing her cell phone ring] Can you hear that, sir? Can you hear the music?
b.		[they are playing Porno Password - the password is "Vagina"] Chip Douglas: Penis. Penis. Penis...? Robin Harris: Vagina? Chip Douglas: YES! She said "vagina"! She said "vagina"! Steven's father: I would've said "schlong". Chip Douglas: Great. Now we're starting to get this.
c.		Solly Mosler: Can you imagine me a mother? At my fuckin' age? Molly "Angel" Stewart: What are you going to do? Solly Mosler: [cooing] I'm gonna get rid of the little bastard, that's what I'm gonna do, because he's a pain in my ass. Yo-Yo Charlie: I know a guy at welfare. He can help ya. Solly Mosler: You touch that phone and I'll break your dick!
d.		Joan Crawford: [Joan addresses the fans camped out in front of her house on Oscar night] I would rather be here with you than anywhere else in the world. You, all of you here and everywhere, gave me this award tonight. And I accept it from you and only you. I love all of you. Now please forgive me, good night.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Cable Guy (1996)?
a.		[playing Porno Password - the password is "Nipple"] Chip Douglas: Hard... Robin Harris: Erection? Chip Douglas: [sighs] No. But thanks for noticing.
b.		[last lines] Gary: I'm just saying we shouldn't wait so long the next time before we... Brooke: Yeah. Gary: Catch up. Brooke: We have a lot more to talk about. Gary: Yeah. Brooke: So. Gary: Be good. Brooke: Okay. Gary: Bye. Brooke: Bye.
c.		Seth: Do you think this is who I am? I am a professional thief; I don't kill people I don't have to.
d.		Susanna: Am I in trouble for kissing an orderly, or giving my boyfriend a blowjob?

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