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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Birdcage (1996) - Part (7) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Birdcage (1996) - Part (7) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996).
About the movie:
A gay cabaret owner and his drag queen companion agree to put up a false straight front so that their son can introduce them to his fiancé's right-wing moralistic parents.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.
Maxwell H. Brock
: Life is an obscure hobo, bumming a ride on the omnibus of art.
b.
Cameron Poe
: Just so's ya know, Marshal Larkin, there's now three people I trust.
Vince Larkin
: Am I one of them?
c.
Senator Kevin Keeley
: [
in drag
] Don't leave me. Don't leave me here. I don't want to be the only girl not dancing!
d.
Dinky Bossetti
: Once when I was six and a quarter, Mrs. Bosetti and I sat down and we talked.
Elizabeth Zaks
: So, what happened?
Dinky Bossetti
: Well... I told her I preferred books to dolls, boots to ballet slippers and that my idea of a family vacation was for all of us to go work on the Alaskan pipeline.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.
Mia
: [
on her green bathing suit
] Okay I look like an asparagus.
Helen Thermopolis
: But a very, very cute asparagus!
b.
Jean
: Clean I your boots? My tongue stands at the ready.
c.
Bartleby Gaines
: Glen since when have you been working at the kwik and stop?
Glen
: since I got boned HARD by every college I applied to
Bartleby Gaines
: why what happened?
Glen
: some political crap I got a zero on my SAT's.
Sherman Schrader
: you do know you get 600 points just for signing your name right?
Glen
: ...aw DAMNIT!
d.
[
first lines
] [
singers are performing "We Are Family" on-stage
]
Cyril
: [
backstage, into a telephone
] Agador! Where is Starina? She goes on in 5 minutes!
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.
[
last lines
]
Lilli
: I won't let it be born in civilization. I want it to be born right here. Where there's no evil, and no lies, and no guns.
Richard
: You're right. We'll stay here. Just the 3 of us. I love you Lilli.
b.
Tristan
: Don't you ever sleep?
Yvaine
: Not at night. May have escaped your notice, genius, but that's when the stars have rather better things to do. They're coming out, shining, that sort of thing.
Tristan
: Yeah, well, it may have escaped yours, but you're not in the sky anymore. Coming out is off the agenda. Shining has been suspended until further notice. Oh, and sleeping during the day is O-U-T. Unless you have some magical ability to sleep while you're walking.
Yvaine
: Have you not got it into your thick head yet? I'm not walking anywhere!
c.
Senator Kevin Keeley
: [
in drag
] No one will dance with me. I think it's this dress. I told them white would make me look fat.
Barbara Keeley
: [
in female drag
] What about me? I'm just as pretty as the rest of these guys!
d.
Draco Malfoy
: [
looking at Harry's broken nose
] Nice face, Potter! [
Harry nods disdainfully; Luna pulls out her wand
]
Luna Lovegood
: Would you like me to fix it for you? Personally, I think you look a little more devil-may-care this way, but it's up to you.
Harry Potter
: Um... have you ever fixed a nose before?
Luna Lovegood
: No. But I've done several toes, and how different are they, really?
Harry Potter
: ...Okay, yeah, sure, give it a go.
Luna Lovegood
: Episkey! [
a loud crack
]
Harry Potter
: Augh...! [
rubs his nose gingerly; looks at Luna
]
Harry Potter
: Well? How do I look?
Luna Lovegood
: Exceptionally ordinary.
Harry Potter
: ...Brilliant.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.
Roger Thornhill
: I didn't realize you were an art collector. I thought you just collected corpses.
b.
Declan
: Jesus Christ!
Anna
: ...is Lord.
c.
Speckles
: Hello, Darwin.
Darwin
: Speckles, you're alive. You infiltrated the bad guy's lair. Where is he?
Speckles
: I am the bad guy. What? You really think I let myself get killed in a garbage truck? Ha! Well I hid in a soup can. Rode it all the way to the city dump. And it was stinky.
Juarez
: Speckles.
Blaster
: I can't believe the mole was the mole.
d.
Val
: Agador, why aren't you wearing your shoes?
Agador
: [
manly voice
] I do not wear the shoes... because... they make me fall down.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.
[
while in the torture chambers, Natalya laughs
]
Paxton
: You fucking whore. You fucking bitch, YOU FUCKING BITCH!
Natalya
: I get a lot of money for you, and that makes you MY bitch.
b.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein
: [
to Inga from behind the bookcase
] Put... the candle... back!
c.
Rocco Piedra
: Marky Einstein?
Rocco Piedra
: The little guy?
Rocco Piedra
: He's not even a wrestler!
Rocco Piedra
: Isn't he gay?
Sandy Gold Piedra
: No daddy.
Sandy Gold Piedra
: He's not gay, he's Jewish.
d.
Louise Keeley
: [
hearing Albert's wails
] Is someone else home?
Armand
: Just our dog, Piranha. We always lock her in when there's company.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.
Mr. Morton
: [
refering to handbill about protest rally
] In our own printshop! On our own presses! How could this happen?
Printing Teacher
: Well like I said, we're understaffed. Not a bad little job, but the spacing could be a little better here...
Mr. Morton
: You may go!
b.
Stew Smith
: Well, Gallagher!
Gallagher
: Hi!
Stew Smith
: Ohhh, I'm glad to see you! Hello, Hank, how are you?
Hank
: Oh, fine, but kind of thirsty...
Stew Smith
: Thirsty? Come right in, I'll get you a drink, huh? [
starts to close door
]
Hank
: Oh, say, uh, you remember Joe?
Stew Smith
: Sure.
Hank
: Well, I sort of invited him in to bend an elbow with us.
Stew Smith
: 'Sall right, 'sall right, 'sall right, bring him in.
Hank
: Come on, Joe, it's all right.
Joe
: All right!
Stew Smith
: Hello, Joe!
Joe
: Hello, kid, how are you?
Stew Smith
: Glad to see you, kid. [
starts to close door
]
Joe
: Say, just a minute.
Stew Smith
: Yeah?
Joe
: Johnson's outside. You don't mind if he comes in and dips the beak, do ya?
Stew Smith
: No, no, bring him in. More the merrier.
Joe
: [
to Johnson
] Hey, come on, come on.
Stew Smith
: Hi, Johnson!
Johnson
: Hello, Stew old pal, how are you?
Stew Smith
: Glad to see you.
Johnson
: I'm glad to see you.
Stew Smith
: Come on in, come on in. [
starts to close door
]
Johnson
: Say, lookit, wait a minute. I've got two of the boys I brought along with me, they're cruising around with nothing to do... you don't mind if I bring them in?
Stew Smith
: You brought two of them?
Johnson
: Yes.
Stew Smith
: That's all right, bring 'em in...
Johnson
: Come on in.
Stew Smith
: ...well, what's the difference? [
... and the other 20 people come in
]
c.
Armand
: Take it! Take it all! What difference does it make if I say you can stay or if you say I can stay?
d.
Mrs. Iselin
: [
to her husband
] I keep telling you not to think! You're very, very good at a great many things, but thinking, hon', just simply isn't one of them.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.
Johnny Five
: [
assembling Mini-#5
] It's me! Isn't that SPECIAL?
b.
Blaznee
: Just for the record ...
Enforcer Drone
: I'm listening.
Blaznee
: I thought this was a bad idea.
Enforcer Drone
: Just for the record, you'd better hope not.
c.
Armand
: Agador!
Val
: Spartacus!
Armand
: Agador Spartacus!... He insists on being called by his full name.
d.
Mara
: We're the Catholic Pete, Link and Julie.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.
Nikola Tesla
: Don't forget your hat, Mr. Angier.
b.
Vasso Topouzoglou
: [
to Stavros
] The Turks... they spit in our faces, and they say it's raining.
c.
Craig Belden
: Suppose I could locate them for you?
Marshal Matt Morgan
: I'd take them both back to Pawley. They'll stand trial for rape and murder.
d.
Club Patron
: I've never danced with a man before.
Louise Keeley
: [
in female drag
] There's always a first time.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.
[
last lines
]
Rabbi
: Mazeltov!
Pastor
: As a sign of your union, you may kiss the bride.
Albert
: [
loudly weeps hysterically
]
b.
Friday
: [
to Pep
] They ought to transfer you to Missing Persons, Streebeck. You know everybody.
c.
Gary Hackman
: [
with pants on his head
] Somebody stole my pants.
d.
[
after being told about panic room
]
Meg
: This whole thing makes me nervous.
Lydia Lynch
: Why?
Meg
: Ever read any Poe?
Lydia Lynch
: No, but I loved her last album!
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.
Li Mu Bai
: Sharpness is a state of mind.
b.
Blakelock
: Now, can you handle it, or do I have to write it out in braille and shove it up your ass?
c.
Senator Kevin Keeley
: [
in drag
] Meet me in 20 minutes at the corner of El Dorado and Palm.
Keeley's Chauffeur
: Lady, not for a million dollars.
d.
Cheeseburger Eddy
: You gotta always protect the McNuggets!
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