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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Birdcage (1996) - Part (8) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Birdcage (1996) - Part (8) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996).
About the movie:
A gay cabaret owner and his drag queen companion agree to put up a false straight front so that their son can introduce them to his fiancé's right-wing moralistic parents.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.
Agador
: Senator, another shot for you?
Senator Kevin Keeley
: I don't really drink...
Agador
: Yeah, but now's the time to pretend!
b.
Hobie
: What? What's going on? Wait, all? we used to make love all the time and now, there's always an excuse.
Susan
: I told you, I'm going through an emotionally difficult time creatively.
Hobie
: You feel like we don't communicate anymore?
Susan
: Of course we communicate. Now can we not talk about it anymore?
c.
[
running after the Mother Dragon
]
Stoick
: [
shouts
] Here!
Gobber
: [
chuckling
] Oh-ho-ho, no... [
shouts
]
Gobber
: Here!
d.
Samantha Jones
: Happy fucking Valentine's Day.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.
Albert
: [
Armand has entered from the kitchen to hear Albert finishing a story
] ... and so they decided to find a cemetery they *really* loved instead of eating tofu!
b.
Marshal Nalhober
: Sheriff Dent. I just want to shake your hand. I wish there were more men like you in law enforcement. You are one big dick cop.
Sheriff Chappy Dent
: Thank you.
c.
[
last lines
]
Nora
: I want Bob to be my daddy.
d.
Ed Hocken
: There's only one way to find out where Rocco's gonna strike next. We're gonna hafta send someone into Statesville Prison.
Frank Drebin
: I'll do it.
Ed Hocken
: Frank, I couldn't. I wouldn't feel right about that. If Rocco finds out you're a cop, you might end up dead!
Frank Drebin
: You might end up dead is my middle name.
Ed Hocken
: What about Jane?
Frank Drebin
: I don't know her middle name. But, Ed, I need the action. I'm going inside the big house.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.
Val
: I assure you, Mother is just following a train of thought to a logical, yet absurd conclusion... much in the same way Jonathan Swift did when he suggested the Irish feed their babies to the rich.
b.
Principal Ken Weaver
: [
singing
] Oh there's no snow for you, oh there's no snow for you... nothing but blue skies for meeeee! Oh you're going to school, oh you're going to school!
c.
Kimberly Corman
: Thank you so much for inviting us.
Mrs. Gibbons
: It's our pleasure.
d.
Joe Adams
: [
showing Ray and his wife their new mansion in Los Angeles
] This foyer is designed to impress anybody who walks in the door. There's a big winding staircase, just like "Gone with the Wind".
Ray Charles
: [
to his wife
] We should get our portraits painted, like Rhett and Scarlett.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.
[
Michael and Janet burst into a taxi at same time
]
Michael Jordon
: Oh, Goddamn... [
to Janet
]
Michael Jordon
: I Love you!
Janet Dunn
: Get out of my taxi!
Michael Jordon
: Where is it?
Janet Dunn
: Get out of my cab right now!
Michael Jordon
: I would love to, just tell me, where it is?
Janet Dunn
: Get out of my cab!
Michael Jordon
: This one is my cab.
Cab Driver
: Nah-ah! [
Michael and Janet notice The Driver
]
Cab Driver
: This is MY taxi. Now, what do you want?
b.
Walt Dreiser
: I do love you El. I'll tell you twice so you don't have to ask me again. I love you.
c.
Armand
: [
very sharply to the Keeleys
] Sit down!
Armand
: [
sweetly
] Please.
d.
Duke
: You say our names, we're going to have to kill all these people, Archie.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.
Lucas
: This isn't right.
Judge Litten Mandrake
: Well, it may not be right, but it worked. This is your preacceptance to the law school of your choice.
Lucas
: I haven't even applied yet.
Judge Litten Mandrake
: Imagine that. It's all paid for. I would do anything to protect you. Won't you do the same for me?
b.
Mr. Moto
: [
lifting up the cut telephone cord
] Someone deprived this instrument of all utility.
c.
Zoe Perez
: Holy...
Jerry Shaw
: Shit!
d.
Albert
: [
in reference to the dinner plates
] Mine has a girl. Doesn't yours have a girl?
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.
Louise Keeley
: It's so dangerous! You could've fallen!
Senator Kevin Keeley
: I did!
b.
[
from trailer
]
Ben Gates
: This book can prove my grandfather's innocence.
c.
Boris
: Let me tell you something, Balto. A dog cannot make this journey alone [
starts to walk off, but stops suddenly
]
Boris
: but... maybe a wolf can.
d.
Captain Gregg
: No woman has ever been the worse for knowing me.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.
Lara Croft
: But you might try to kill me.
Manfred Powell
: I'm not going to kill you.
Lara Croft
: I said you'd try.
b.
Jenny Hill
: I'm not proud of what I did!
Sigerson Holmes
: You've just told me a magnificent success story! Overlooking the fact that you're a liar, a thief, a traitor, and a whore, I don't see what should be bothering you!
c.
[
About the baby girl who died
]
David McGowan
: She was to be with me. We were to be together.
d.
Armand
: How 'bout those dolphins, huh?
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.
Armand
: A woman is said to be worth her weight in hens. And a man's wealth is measured by the size of his cock.
b.
Donald Gresham
: Believe it or not, I am a full-fledged architect. Build you anything from a cathedral to a bomb shelter.
Patty O'Neill
: How much would a cathedral cost these days? A small one.
c.
Gabe
: [
burning the stolen money
] It costs a fortune to heat this place.
d.
Peter
: [
to paulie
] Oh yeah, at least I can read the labels you illiterate mook.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.
Tom 'Tommy' Blue
: [
referring to Margaret Denby
] If you kick her in the heart, she'll break your leg.
b.
Glad Hand, Social Worker Leading Dance
: I want you all the form two circles. The boys on the outside and the girls on the inside.
Action
: Where will you be?
c.
Joe Clark
: You've tried it your way for years, and your students can't even pass the State's Minimum Basic Skills Test. THAT MEANS THEY CAN BARELY READ! Now, they've given me one year to turn this place around - to get those test scores up - so that the State will not take us over to perform the task which YOU have failed to accomplish: the task of EDUCATING OUR CHILDREN! So forget about the way it used to be. This is not a damn democracy! We are in a state of emergency and my word is law! There's only one boss around here, and that's me. The HNIC. [
exits
]
Mr. O'Malley
: HNIC?
Ms. Levias
: Head Nigger In Charge.
d.
Armand
: Ugh, what is this, sludge?
Agador
: Yes, it's sludge; I thought it'd make a nice change from coffee.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.
Malcolm Moldowsky
: We gotta move on this thing before we get eaten alive!
Congressman David Dilbeck
: Move on what? I mean, if this is a shakedown, just get Willie to pay him like he always does. Why drag me into it...?
Malcolm Moldowsky
: Because... it's not about money.
Congressman David Dilbeck
: It's not?
Malcolm Moldowsky
: No. He wants you to persuade Judge Fingerhut to reverse a child custody case, of some stripper.
Congressman David Dilbeck
: Who he's porking? You know, that's disgraceful! A man like me, that's disgraceful, to...!
Malcolm Moldowsky
: He's not porking her.
Congressman David Dilbeck
: [
stops, uncomprehending
] Well, then why... why does he care?
Malcolm Moldowsky
: Because he's *nuts*! That's why he's dangerous. I mean, if he was porking her, then I could talk with him, man-to-man, but this is... this is fruitcake love here.
b.
Albus Dumbledore
: Take my arm. [
apparates
]
Harry Potter
: I just apparated, didn't I?
Albus Dumbledore
: Indeed. Quite successfully, I might add. Most people vomit their first time.
Harry Potter
: [
dry-heaving
] I can't imagine why.
c.
Louise Keeley
: I noticed you didn't have this kind of blind sympathy for Bessy Jackson!
Senator Kevin Keeley
: Bessy Jackson is an insensitive cow!
d.
Sergeant Leo Matson
: You either cut off my hand, or I'll kill you!
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