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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Big Bus (1976) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Big Bus (1976) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Big Bus (1976)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Big Bus (1976).

About the movie: The ultimate disaster film parody. A nuclear powered bus is going Non-stop from New York to Denver and...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Big Bus (1976)?
a.		[after bodybuilder has fallen in front of him] Gay bodybuilder: Well, hello there I've always wanted my own personal trainer Father Luke Brophy: Excuse me I'm looking for a man... Gay bodybuilder: Get your own this one's already taken
b.		Dr. Leonard Gillespie: [addressing graduating interns] Gentlemen, I salute you. You're about to go out and engage yourself in the noble profession of practicing medicine. Well my heart bleeds for you. But since we're all aware of what you'll have to face, perhaps you'll accept a few hints from a man old enough to know better. Never expect to get a good night's sleep. Many illnesses start at noon, but nobody ever seems to call the doctor before midnight. No matter how ill the patient is, you'll have more trouble with the relatives. Always remember that many times your only job will be to keep the patient happy because nature's going to cure him and you'll get all the credit. Dr. Walter Carew: Thank you, Leonard. Dr. Leonard Gillespie: Well don't thank me yet - I'm not through. Gentlemen, nobody has the right to live without paying for his existence with some service to mankind. Your service is man's most precious boon. The alleviation of pain and the postponement of death. Be proud of it. I'm sending you out in the world with a message of hate. Hate for disease and ignorance. Cherish that hatred and you'll never quit, no matter how tough the going gets. I see courage in your faces, and I know you got it in your hearts. At any time if I could help you... why... Well, goodbye and good luck.
c.		Dorian Spitz: I'm Dorian. Grace: Grace. Dorian Spitz: Pleasure to meet you, Grace. I knew someone named Grace in pre-school, and she was just sort of good and sweet and lovely, you know?
d.		Old Woman: Looks like he got kicked in the nuts!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Big Bus (1976)?
a.		[Some New Jersey fans are arguing on whether a Hoboken outfielder is Joe Jackson (the outfielder is, in fact, Shoeless Joe)] New Jersey Fan #1: You ever see him play? New Jersey Fan #2: Yeah, I saw pictures. New Jersey Fan #1: Pictures [scoffs] Buck Weaver: I saw him play. New Jersey Fan #1: Yeah? What do you think? Buck Weaver: He was the best. Run, hit, throw... he was the best. New Jersey Fan #1: So what do you think? Is it him? Buck Weaver: Nah. Those fellas are all gone now.
b.		[Referring to a bull] Howdy Lewis: That one is wilder than mountain scenery.
c.		Stans: Hey, where are we going? Royce: Someone put us on this rock. There's got to be a way off it. [Falconer's aerial device flies overhead] Stans: [Stans instinctively pulls out his knife] What the fuck? Stans: [Stans looks at his knife then looks at how everyone else has a gun] Hey. You know what? Fuck this. This is bullshit, man. I want a gun. Stans: [to Cuchillo] Come on, man, you got two motherfucking guns, man. Somebody give me a gun. Stans: [to Nikolai] Come on, Russian. You got a big fucking gun. Stans: [to Mombasa] Come on, man. Give me a gun. [Stans puts his knife to Mombasa's throat] Stans: Give me your gun. Right now. Give me your gun. Mombasa: [Mombasa puts his sidearm to Stans' chin] I'm ready to die. Are you?
d.		Kitty Baxter: Dan's a good man, and he's never eaten a whole person in his entire life.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Big Bus (1976)?
a.		Voice in barfight: Look out! He's got a broken milk carton!
b.		[Lana is the prostitute Joel has hired using an alias] Lana: Are you ready for me... Ralph?
c.		Luna Schlosser: It's hard to believe that you haven't had sex for 200 years. Miles Monroe: 204, if you count my marriage.
d.		Les Bossetti: [after Dinky has caused a scene at Roxy Carmichael's home] We have that carpet sale this weekend... I bet I don't sell four bolts! Rochelle: Gloria Sykes was there and she's going to tell everybody about this. Rochelle: [pause] [Dinky says nothing] Rochelle: Don't you have anything to say? Dinky Bossetti: About the carpet sale or Gloria Sykes?

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Big Bus (1976)?
a.		Sgt. Barhydt: Yes sir, Mr. Cutter, I figured maybe you could set me straight. Lt. Cutter: On what, Sergeant? Sgt. Barhydt: Why is it, sir, meaning no disrespect, sir, nobody wants to be a second lieutenant? Lt. Cutter: All right, I guess every shavetail that's been out on a day's patrol with you has had to listen to this one. Let's have it, Sergeant. Sgt. Barhydt: Well, sir, and I'll give up a day's pay if I'm wrong. A private wants to be a corporal, and a corporal wants to be a sergeant. But does a sergeant want to be a second lieutenant? Captains are right glad to be captains; majors and colonels are glad to be majors and colonels. But even a second lieutenant doesn't want to be a second lieutenant. Looking for something, sir? Lt. Cutter: Yes, a good answer, Sergeant.
b.		Richard: You hope, and you dream. But you never believe that something's gonna happen for you. Not like it does in the movies. And when it actually does, you want it to feel different, more visceral, more real. I was waiting for it to hit me, but it just wouldn't happen. The police were pissed cuz he was traveling under a false passport. But they didn't ask me about the map, so - I didn't tell 'em.
c.		Richard: What are you LOOKING at? Emmeline: Your muscles. Richard: What about them? You're really acting silly lately, Em. Always saying DUMB things like that. Always LOOKING at me funny! You're not coming down with something, are you? Don't give it to me.
d.		Dan: Now I know it looked like I fell... but it was all part of my plan.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Big Bus (1976)?
a.		Dan: Look, Bendix made a stew. I had no idea there was a foot in it.
b.		Dr. Leon Kravaal: No other doctor has ever been able to grasp the basic principles of what I am doing. I've explained it to the highest authorities in medicine, and they scoffed at it, calling me insane! I must furnish them a living proof!
c.		Ashtray: So, will I see you again? Ashtray's Mother: Sorry, baby: you know there ain't no positive black females in these movies.
d.		[after the assassination attempt on Count Stolypin] Tsar Nicholas II: He's a good man. They always kill good men. The ones who've helped them most. They killed my grandfather. He freed the serfs, you know, he helped them. So they threw a bomb. Stolypin's a good man. [feels in his pocket] Tsar Nicholas II: I can't find a match. Vice Premier Kokovstov: They've found the man who did it. Tsar Nicholas II: Man? Vice Premier Kokovstov: Some sort of revolutionary. Tsar Nicholas II: Damn them all. You help them, and they kill you for it. Give them Dumas, and they give you bombs. I want them paid in kind. Do you understand me? I want something done.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Big Bus (1976)?
a.		Dan: You eat one lousy foot and they call you a cannibal. What a world!
b.		[Jane looks on as Johnny's hands dance in the air] Jane: What are you doing? Johnny Mnemonic: Making a long distance phone call. Beijing. A hotel.
c.		Suzie Simmons: [Walking in wearing a leotard] Hey you guys are stretching? I just finished doing that. Fred Simmons: You just get back from working out? Suzie Simmons: No, I just got back from church you fucking retard! Fred Simmons: Okay,and that's wonderful language that my wife uses in front of my friends.
d.		Tony: Hey, why don't you get a haircut? Wild Bill Hickok: Short hair makes the Indians mad, and they're mad enough already.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Big Bus (1976)?
a.		Derek Zoolander: You mean, you haven't... Matilda: Done it in a while, yeh. Hansel: Now, what's a while? Like, eight days?
b.		Jedediah: No problemo, Gigantor. Larry: Um, my name's Larry, first of all okay, Jed? See, I call you Jed, I don't call you tiny, right? Jedediah: What's that supposed to mean? Larry: Hey teeny, how does that sound? Jedediah: I... I don't like it. It hurts my feelings. Larry: Okay, well Gigantor makes me feel like some sort of freak. Octavius: I don't. I just call you Larry. Larry: Don't be a kiss-ass.
c.		Johnny West: Don't ever get mixed up with a Chinese goddess. That's the worst thing that can happen, the very worst.
d.		Dan: Quick, how many decisions have I made today?

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Big Bus (1976)?
a.		Doris: [Felix and Doris are stoned in the bathtub; sound of door closing] Was that a door? Felix: That was a door. Doris: Did someone come in? Felix: Unless one of us went out. Doris: [sound of someone calling out] That is a DEFINITE person. Felix: Correct.
b.		Sarah: C'mon feet.
c.		Scotty: The aerodynamics work! He's breaking wind at 90!
d.		Andy Stitzer: [defending himself from Trish's comments on him riding a bicycle] Einstein rode a bike! Trish: He had a wife, who he fucked, by the way!

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