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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Desperado (1995) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Desperado (1995) - Part (2) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Desperado (1995).
About the movie:
A gunslinger is embroiled in a war with a local drug runner.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Desperado (1995)?
a.
Bligh
: So, you think I'm harsh with you, hey? I've been at sea many years Fletcher, since I was 12, and in that time I've seen many men, many good men fall for island women in these waters. I've never once seen it come out well. Of course I understand the excitement and the... but think to yourself, man. Could you bring a woman like that home to your friends and your family? No, of course you couldn't. They're not like us, Fletcher. You think I was harsh with you, but you needed someone to show you where your duty really lay, because you were at a loss, my friend. You may not thank me now but you will eventually. So, let's get the ship running again and get back to where we were before.
b.
Buscemi
: Can I get a cleaner mug? This one's dirty.
Short Bartender
: Fuck you man! That's the cleanest one I got!
c.
Captain Harrison Love
: The lady and I were trying to dance.
Alejandro Murrieta
: You were trying. She was succeeding.
d.
Jerry
: Welcome to Burger Clown: happy food for happy people!
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Desperado (1995)?
a.
Motorcycle Cop
: I'd like to stick my whole head in your mouth and let you suck out my eyeballs!
b.
Ellen Bailey
: Why didn't you leave tonight, Ray?
Jim Larsen
: Oh, I just couldn't seem to get started.
Ellen Bailey
: I've heard men say that the first part of the journey is often the hardest.
Jim Larsen
: Yeah, I guess it is.
Ellen Bailey
: Why is that?
Jim Larsen
: Oh, I don't know... different reasons.
Ellen Bailey
: Is it ever because you're afraid to start out from one place to another... to try something different... even if it's bad?
c.
[
the mariachi comes back for the guitar-case of weapons that he just threw away
]
El Mariachi
: Just in case. It's a long ride to the next town.
d.
Eugene the Gator Guy
: [
explaining time-travel
] Now the earth, well here [
dangles some gator bait
]
Eugene the Gator Guy
: the earth, it's spinning around the sun. So say we go back, I don't know, 2 weeks. Now where's the earth now?
Dale Sweeney
: Well, it's 2 weeks back in its orbit.
Eugene the Gator Guy
: Right!
Dale Sweeney
: So?
Eugene the Gator Guy
: So you would send yourself back into empty space...
Dale Sweeney
: Exacto-mo. Exacto-mo!
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Desperado (1995)?
a.
Johnny
: Don't call me Elvis! If you can't use my proper name, why don't you try "Carl Perkins, Jr." or something? I mean, I don't call them "Sam & Dave", do I?
Dave
: Hey, man. My name is Dave.
b.
Buscemi
: Now, I wasn't interested in his drink. No, I was more interested in what he was carrying when he walked in. Some sort of a suitcase, kind of heavy. And he sat that thing on a stool beside him as if it were his girl.
c.
Boris
: Moof!
d.
Jessica Rabbit
: I suppose you think no one's going to notice Toontown's disappeared?
Judge Doom
: Who's got time to wonder what happened to some ridiculous talking mice when they're driving by at 75 miles an hour?
Jessica Rabbit
: What're you talking about? There's no road past Toontown.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Desperado (1995)?
a.
[
Elizabeth has just met Andre, a Frenchman who speaks with an American accent.
]
Elizabeth Rogers
: That's funny. You don't speak with a French accent.
Andre Milan
: My father is English, so I was educated in England.
Elizabeth Rogers
: But you don't speak with an English accent.
Andre Milan
: Why should I? I'm French!
b.
[
customers enter a bar littered with corpses
]
Bucho
: Can't you see that we are fucking closed?
c.
Miles Monroe
: I'm a clarinet player in 1973, I go into the hospital for a lousy operation, I wake up 200 years later and I'm Flash Gordon!
d.
Jake Speed
: Come on, we need a big finish!
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Desperado (1995)?
a.
[
telling a story
]
Buscemi
: The stranger shot him, walked over to the bartender, paid, and left.
Short Bartender
: So the bartender lived? [
laughing
]
Short Bartender
: The bartender never gets killed!
Buscemi
: But as the stranger neared the door... [
Bartender pulls a shotgun. Stranger shoots bartender
]
Buscemi
: No man, bartender got it worse than anybody.
b.
Spike
: [
sniffing a hot dog
] [
to Iggy
]
Spike
: They say it's "dog".
c.
[
Bob is trying to drive and is irritated by the kids' constant singing
]
Bob the Tomato
: How about for the next song I drive into the river?
Kids
: Yeah! [
singing
]
Kids
: Drive into the river, Bob! Drive into the river, Bob!
d.
Billy
: [
after firing a coachgun loaded with 10 cents coins at Deputy Bob Ollinger
] Keep change, Bob!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Desperado (1995)?
a.
[
Talking about his bar
]
Short Bartender
: Bad beer, bad service. Don't people know not to come in here?
b.
Michael Myers - Child
: [
to Baby Laurie
] Happy Halloween, Boo!
c.
Vera
: Oh Harvey, it's so wrong. He's my husband. You're his lawyer and best friend.
Harvey
: From now on just think of me as his lawyer.
d.
[
Gerald comes onto the Diligent wearing a combat suit
]
Taggart
: Aren't you on the wrong ship, Commander?
Cdr. Gerald
: I still have a responsibility to this crew, Commodore. And excuse my bluntness, but if you think I'm going to let my men be flown into combat by a rogue and a half-breed, you are sadly mistaken.
Taggart
: [
to Blair
] He really is a good guy once you get to know him.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Desperado (1995)?
a.
[
Scott's e-mail alert sound
]
Computer voice
: Mail, mothafucka!
b.
Rita
: [
after seeing an alpaca spit green stuff
] If that comes out your front, I don't even want to know what's coming out the back.
c.
Valerie
: I'll do anything to be with you.
Peter
: I thought you'd say that.
d.
El Mariachi
: I have to go to church.
Carolina
: What for?
El Mariachi
: Confess my sins. I'm a sinner.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Desperado (1995)?
a.
Jeff
: Nice karma, Guyblow.
b.
Rodney Copperbottom
: Who wants to get fixed? [
All cheer, except for a dog, who cringes
]
c.
Buscemi
: Suddenly they got very interested in who you were. So, I laid the story down nice and thick.
El Mariachi
: How thick?
Buscemi
: Well, pretty thick, I told 'em you were the biggest Mexican I've ever seen...
d.
Teri Yaki
: [
talking about Shepherd Wong
] I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Desperado (1995)?
a.
Melinda Sordino
: Dave Petrakis invited me over to do lab homework. I said no. No thanks. I just... I can't.
b.
Sally
: Love is just a big box of chocolate-covered razor blades.
c.
Kruge
: I've come a long way for the power of Genesis, and what do I find? A weakling human, a Vulcan boy, and a woman!
Lieutenant Saavik
: My lord, we are survivors of a doomed expedition. This planet will destroy itself in hours. The Genesis experiment is a failure.
Kruge
: A failure? The most destructive force ever created? You will tell me the secret of the Genesis torpedo.
Lieutenant Saavik
: I have no knowledge.
Kruge
: Then I hope pain's something you enjoy.
d.
El Mariachi
: It's easier to pull the trigger than play guitar. Easier to destroy than create.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Desperado (1995)?
a.
El Mariachi
: Suddenly you're my big brother.
Buscemi
: Well I do feel some responsibility for you, yeah.
b.
Ronnie
: Man, I was in your closet for like two weeks. I gotta take a piss.
c.
Oscar Madison
: If anyone gets tough, just show them your underwear.
d.
Todd Woods
: I can't go back to who I was. I'm different now. I sing.
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