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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Benchwarmers (2006) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Benchwarmers (2006) - Part (2)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006).

About the movie: A trio of guys try and make up for missed opportunities in childhood by forming a three-player baseball team to compete against standard little league squads.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006)?
a.		Mel: If you build it, nerds will come.
b.		Roger: I'm ugly. Brandi: No, you have nice eyes. [pause] Brandi: You want me to make you pretty? Roger: Yes, yes. Brandi: Everybody wants to be pretty. [Brandi applies lipstick to Roger's lips then holds up a compact mirror] Brandi: Now you're beautiful.
c.		Tony Stark: [Tony and Rhodey are on Tony's elaborate plane sitting at a table. Rhodey is reading a newspaper] Whatcha readin'... platypus? Rhodey: Nothin'. Tony Stark: Come on sour patch. Rhodey: I told you I'm not sour... Tony Stark: ...don't be mad... Rhodey: ...i'm not mad, i'm indifferent, ok. Tony Stark: I said I was sorry. Rhodey: You don't need to apologize to me cause I'm not mad. Stewardess: Good morning Mr. Stark. Tony Stark: [addressing the stewardess] Hi, I said I was sorry. Rhodey: ...i'm just indifferent right now. Stewardess: [to Tony] Hot towel? Rhodey: You don't respect yourself so I know you don't respect me... Tony Stark: ...I respect you... Tony Stark: ...so I'm just your baby sitter. so when you need your diaper changed [receives a hot towel from the stewardess] Tony Stark: thank you [readdresses Tony] Tony Stark: let me know and I'll get you a bottle, ok? Tony Stark: Hey! Heat up the saki will ya? Thanks for reminding me. Rhodey: I'm not talkin about a... we're not drinking we're working right now. Rhodey: You are institutionally incapable of being responsible. Tony Stark: It would be irresponsible NOT to drink. I'm just talking about a night cap here. Stewardess: Hot saki? Tony Stark: Yes, 2 please. Rhodey: No... just... I'm not drinking. I don't want any. Rhodey: [queue to a scene where dancey lounge music is playing and Rhodey and Tony are drinking as a stripper pole comes out of the floor for the stewardesses to dance around] That's what I'm talking about, when I get up in the morning and I'm puttin on my uniform you know what I recognize? I see in the mirror that every person with this uniform on, GOT MY BACK! Tony Stark: you know, i'm not... i'm not... like you... aren't you just a little distracted right now? Rhodey: you don't have to be like me, but you can be more and you just don't see it. No I can't be distracted right now!
d.		Emily: You shouldn't be here. Amy: Why is that? Emily: You could get hurt.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006)?
a.		Clark: Hold on I got a text from my mom... NO WAY we're having maccroni tonight that means garlic bread! Yes!
b.		Garage Attendant: You guys got nothing to worry about, I'm a professional. Cameron: A professional what?
c.		Robert Hawkins: Hard to believe... watch.
d.		Jack Jordan: I'm gonna turn myself in. Marianne Jordan: What? Why would you do that, Jack? Jack Jordan: It's my duty. Marianne Jordan: Your duty's to your family! Jack Jordan: My duty's to God.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006)?
a.		Sam: Don't you know who I am? Austin: Of course I do. You're Princeton Girl. You're the girl I've been waiting to meet. I know exactly who you are! What's your name?
b.		Doc Sam Tremaine: They say you deal blackjack with three fingers... thumb, index, and trigger.
c.		[car crashes] Nick Schaffer: I think we just killed him. Tracy Faucet: You can't kill him, he's like a cockroach! Uh... uh oh... Nick Schaffer: No, no, no! No uh-oh! Fix the uh-oh! Ah! Should we be this low? [helicopter crashes] Tracy Faucet: We just violated about 115 federal laws. Nick Schaffer: WE? Tracy Faucet: I'm getting out of here. Are you coming? Nick Schaffer: No, no. I know things look bad but... [Tracy kisses Nick] Tracy Faucet: Nice meeting you! [Walks over to truck] Tracy Faucet: Get out of the truck, Shawn! Shawn Kent: That's it, Tracy, you and I are through! [Tracy punches Shawn] Nick Schaffer: Tracy! Wait! Tracy! [runs to truck and gets in] Nick Schaffer: This is the first illegal thing I've done in my adult life. Tracy Faucet: How does it feel? Nick Schaffer: I'm shaking. But that could be from the helicopter crash. Shawn Kent: Get out of my truck, Tracy! Tracy Faucet: It's my truck, Shawn, I paid for it! Shawn Kent: [looking at Nick] Who is this? Nick Schaffer: Oh, I'm nobody. Shawn Kent: Yeah, you are nobody. Nick Schaffer: Yeah... nobody. Shawn Kent: You stay away from her, nobody, unless you're tired of living!
d.		Richie: [after Salad Girl leaves] What do you think of my future wife? Old Man: I smell Cinnamon Rolls! Richie: Oh, I smell Cinnamon Rolls too.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006)?
a.		Narrator: When your heart breaks it can grow back crooked. It grows back twisted and gnarled and hard.
b.		Reporter on Train: [referring to being executed] I'd rather have a judge give me the works than to have to do it to myself.
c.		Mel: Reggie and I met at Tuba Camp when we were kids [shows picture of Reggie and Himself playing their tubas when they were younger] Gus: HAHA,Reggie that was you? Reggie Jackson: [angrily] What are you laughing about?I was a cute kid. Gus: [frightened] Oh,uh,Yes.Like a young Denzel. Richie: [whispered to Clark] I didn't know Denzel played Erkel.
d.		Title card: There is an old proverb which says: Don't try to do two things at once and expect to do justice to both. This is the story of a boy who tried it. While employed as a moving picture operator in a small town theater he was also studying to be a detective.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006)?
a.		Ozzie: [after Claire took photo of him beside prehistoric man statue] Er, what are you doing tonight? Claire Huddesen: Now just a minute! I want you to know that my interest in you is purely scientific. I'm just a cold-blooded scientist. And I'm writing an anthropological study for this musuem. It's called : "The Modern Man... And What It Is"
b.		Richie: [after pulling up to Mel's house] Wow,I always wondered who lived here, I just thought it was Clay Aiken or something.
c.		Nick Frescia: Let's not talk about my business, or his business or your business. Jo Ann: That leaves us nothing to talk about. Nick Frescia: Let's eat.
d.		Horsrik: All hail Casiodorus Rex, dragonslayer!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006)?
a.		Melinda Sordino: Why should I worry about Rachel? Melinda Sordino: [alter ego] He'll hurt her. You were your best friends for nine years. That counts for something. Melinda Sordino: She's a traitor and a witch. Melinda Sordino: [alter ego] She doesn't know what happened. Melinda Sordino: She'll hate me. Melinda Sordino: [alter ego] She already hates you. Melinda Sordino: I hope he breaks her heart.
b.		Clouseau: I was known as the Pavlova of the parallels. Oh, yes. [starts swinging on the parallel bars] Clouseau: Yes, it's all coming back now. [sings] Clouseau: Ah yes, I remember it... [loses grip and falls down the stairs] Clouseau: Aagh! Well, that felt good.
c.		Josh Whitney: Doesn't it make you feel sad inside? Sam Whitney: Genetically altered inside. I'm all metal and wires. It's cold. I don't feel things the way you do.
d.		Richie: Are you guys ready to scr-mi-mimage?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006)?
a.		Frank Nugent: [after catching Jack and telling him to drop his weapon] Can't get lucky all the time. Eddie Bunker: [sneaking up behind Frank with a gun] You can be smart every day, though.
b.		Brad: You guys think you're athletes now? Richie: Haha that's funny I didn't know ath-e-letes had three syllables... thats ama-za-zaing.
c.		Slim: Are you scared? Mitch: Of what? Slim: Of me.
d.		Maya Hayes: How come you changed all names except hers? Will Hayes: What do you mean? Maya Hayes: In the story, you know like mom became Emily, and Summer's that Natasha lady who writes for that magazine... But you didn't change April's. Why? Will Hayes: Why - Why are you so concerned with this anyway? Maya Hayes: Because I want you to be happy. Will Hayes: You know, I'm happy. Maya Hayes: Trust me, dad. You're not happy. Will Hayes: [Long pause] Put on your coat.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006)?
a.		Kevin McCallister: Bless this highly nutritious microwavable macaroni and cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.
b.		Gus: My wife is the only one who gets to twist these man titties.
c.		[Looking over the destruction of the airfield] Dietrich: Get the Ark away from this place immediately! Have it put on the truck! We will fly it out of Cairo! And Gobler, I want plenty of protection! Gobler: Jawohl, Herr Ob... [Gobler is interrupted midsentence by an explosion] Belloq: [to himself] Jones!
d.		Montana Stillman: Are you going to tell my father about what you saw? Elke Taylor: I'm not here to tell on you. Montana Stillman: But you don't approve. Elke Taylor: It's your body. You can do whatever you want with it.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006)?
a.		James Krippendorf: Excuse me, ah, what exactly is the older brother doing? Mickey Krippendorf: He is completing the ritual dance in which he asks the gods to protect the young boy from the many brides who will want him and his pig wealth.
b.		Corporal Dean Portman: [talks to Destroyer while guarding the airlock door] This is bullshit, man. I enlisted to serve my country, not get greased protecting some corporation's goddamn science project.
c.		Ashley: All right, fine! I want my stuff back. Peter: Then I want my stuff back. Ashley: What stuff? Peter: Your nose. Ashley: [shocked] You can't have my nose back! Peter: I paid for it. Ashley: [gesturing to her breasts] Well then here! You paid for these too!
d.		Kyle: Time to meet your makers! Clark: Makers of what? POOP?

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006)?
a.		Kyle: I'm gonna call the cops! Clark: We are cops!... We're navy seals! Kyle: Navy seals aren't cops! Troy: Aren't you our paperboy? Clark: ...I'm undercover
b.		Lacy Warfield: You can't park here! You'll get towed! Lois, do you have any idea how much a ticket's gonna cost here? Lois Lane: Lacy, it's only money!
c.		Sylvia Stickles: Something is the matter with your vagina!
d.		Eddie Reynolds: Second place is first place for losers!