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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Benchwarmers (2006) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Benchwarmers (2006) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006).
About the movie:
A trio of guys try and make up for missed opportunities in childhood by forming a three-player baseball team to compete against standard little league squads.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006)?
a.
Fur Protestor
: Do you know how many poor animals they had to kill to make that coat?
Margo Brofman
: Know how many rich animals I had to fuck to get this coat?
b.
Howie
: I used to think the sun was evil but now I know it's not.
Wayne
: How's the moon treating you.
Howie
: Not a fan.
c.
Jules
: Look, do you wanna play blindman? Go walk with the shepherd. But me, my eyes are wide fucking open.
Vincent
: What the fuck does that mean?
Jules
: It means, that's it for me. From here on in you can consider my ass retired.
Vincent
: Jesus Christ.
Jules
: Don't blaspheme.
Vincent
: Goddamn.
Jules
: I said don't do that!
d.
Tracy
: The men love me, the women love me, the children love me... You're just jealous Brian 'cause no one loves you.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006)?
a.
Winnie the Pooh
: Could you ssspare a sssmall sssmackerel?
Gopher
: Say, you ought to do sssomething abou that ssspeech impediment, sssonny.
b.
Hamm the Piggy Bank
: Hey, where's that fur-ball Lotso?
Slinky Dog
: Yeah, I'd like to loosen his stitching.
Woody
: Forget it, guys. He's not worth it.
c.
Clark
: Shut up, Number 7!
Number 7 Robot
: You shut up!
Clark
: I'll kill you!
d.
[
Holding diary out of Becky's reach
]
TJ
: Uh uh uh. I got copies. Now either you give me a ride or this baby hits the internet.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006)?
a.
Stan
: All that's ever left of a person is what's recorded on paper, or on film. A few lines, a few scenes. Then you're in the can. Deep down, everyone knows that all we are is a brief flicker on the screen in the dark, an illusion.
b.
Mayor Tilman
: You know what, Anderson? You're starting to get so far up my nose, I'm beginning to feel your boots on my chin!
c.
Clark
: Is bad ass one or two words?
d.
Mike
: Are you afraid of me?
Derna Lee
: Should I be?
Mike
: I'm just another guy.
Derna Lee
: But what if you're the last one?
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006)?
a.
David Dobel
: Since the beginning of time people have been, you know, frightened and, and unhappy, and they're scared of death, and they're scared of getting old, and there's always been priests around, and shamans, and now shrinks, to tell 'em, "Look, I know you're frightened, but I can help you. Of course, it is going to cost you a few bucks..." But they *can't* help you, Falk, because life is what it is.
b.
Mrs. Lovett
: [
sings
] Mrs. Mooney has a pie shop, / Does a business, but I noticed something weird: / Lately all her neighbor's cats have disappeared. / Have to hand it to her, / What I calls / Enterprise / Popping pussies into pies. / Wouldn't do in my shop; / Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick. / And I'm telling you, them pussycats is quick.
c.
Jack Stone
: What's the most depraved thing you've ever seen, Manny? Think about it. Now think about whether or not you liked it. Real violence, it sells like the fucking Faces of Death, but do you wanna know the difference between that shit and my shit?
Manny
: What's the difference, Jack?
Jack Stone
: My shit is for real.
d.
Howie
: For years I thought the sun was a monster. But I am here to tell you that it's not a monster! IT'S NOT A MONSTER! [
cries
]
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006)?
a.
Wool Cap
: Do you wanna play fucking games? Will play some fucking games!
b.
Buck
: [
from trailer
] Are you ready for adventure?
Crash, Eddie
: Yes, sir!
Buck
: For danger?
Crash, Eddie
: Yes, sir!
Buck
: For death?
Eddie
: Uhh, can you repeat the question?
c.
Richie
: He just did that steroid free!
Clark
: What's steroids?
Richie
: Something that makes your 'pee-pee' smaller.
Clark
: Ohh... there must be steroids in macaroni!
d.
Ronnie (Z-Man) Barzell
: Z-Man? There is no Z-Man, varlet. And indeed, it's not a game we play. I am Superwoman!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006)?
a.
Chris Paradis
: Mom I'm a lesbian. But don't tell Daddy! I want to wait for a good time; like Father's Day or Christmas Morning!
b.
Mrs. Lotty Wilkins
: I couldn't stand his multiplying all by himself.
c.
Roger Murtaugh
: Since I met Riggs, I've had my house destroyed, my car wrecked, and now my BOAT SUNK. What's left?
Leo Getz
: I think that's about it.
d.
Gus
: I think this is a sign that you should get a car.
Clark
: My mom said I should hold off on getting my license for another year. [
extends arms forward and then retracts
]
Clark
: She wants to make sure my reflexes are fully developed.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006)?
a.
[
first lines
]
Veronica Quaife (on videotape)
: Oh, my God! There's something wrong! I can feel it!
b.
Will
: How much was he turning? There was nearly eleven grand in that flat. You don't get that sort of money dealing the odd gram.
Arnie Ryan
: He was webbed up with all the beautiful people. They have more money than sense. He stiffed them a little. They didn't have a clue what they were buying. They get off on a line of powdered fucking rat shit.
c.
The Missing Link
: So, how was Derek?
Susan Murphy
: [
after a pause
] Derek's a selfish jerk.
B.O.B.
: No!
Susan Murphy
: Yes. All that talk about us - "I'm so proud of us", "Us just got a job in Fresno" - There was no us, it was just Derek. Why did I have to get hit by a meteor to see that? I was such an idiot! [
kicks roof of gas station, sending B.O.B. flying
]
Susan Murphy
: I mean, why did I ever think life with Derek would be so great anyway? I mean, look at all I've done without him. Fighting a giant alien robot? That was me, not him! And it was amazing! Meeting you guys... amazing. Dr. Cockroach, you can climb walls, and build a super computer out of a pizza box, 2 cans of hairspray...
Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.
: And a paper clip!
Susan Murphy
: Amazing! And you, you hardly need an introduction, you're the Missing Link! You single-handedly carried off 250 co-eds out of Cocoa Beach, and still had enough strength to fight off the National Guard!
The Missing Link
: And the Coast Guard. And also the life guard.
Susan Murphy
: Amazing! [
B.O.B. lands
]
Susan Murphy
: And B.O.B. Who else can fall from unimaginable heights and land without a scratch?
B.O.B.
: Link?
Susan Murphy
: You.
B.O.B.
: Amazing! [
Insectosaurus roars
]
The Missing Link
: Good point, Insecto! Susan, don't shortchange yourself.
Susan Murphy
: Oh, I'm not gonna shortchange myself, ever again!
d.
Old Man
: I smell cinnamon rolls.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006)?
a.
Steven Johnson
: I'd never say this in front of a bunch of white people, but slavery was a good thing. Anything you gotta do to get the fuck out of Africa is OK with me.
b.
Gus
: Clark, could you not pick your nose in front of me?
Clark
: I'm not picking, I'm scratching.
Gus
: Scratching what? Your brain?
Clark
: Yeah, 'cause it's huge.
c.
Be Gee
: The truck is still hungry.
d.
John R. Pierce
: You know, he's stubborn.
June Cameron
: That's an understatement.
Dr. Timothy Sterling
: [
from the bedroom
] Where are my pants!
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006)?
a.
Clark
: [
where someone has recently farted
] Oh! I love beef stew!
b.
Deputy Marshal Frank Smeed
: You want to file a complaint?
Thornton W. Wills
: With you personally, not your office.
c.
Burser
: Oh, Mother Carey's chickens! What happened?
d.
Eric Draven
: I have something to give you. I don't want it anymore. Thirty hours of pain all at once, all for you.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Benchwarmers (2006)?
a.
Dale Denton
: [
after explaining everything that's happened
] Do you believe me?
Police Liaison Officer
: I don't know. Give me a minute. It was a woman or a man cop?
Dale Denton
: It was a policewoman. It was a woman.
Police Liaison Officer
: Oh, I think I know who that bitch was.
Dale Denton
: Yes, I will identify that bitch!
b.
Howie
: What's going all the way?
Wayne
: [
whispers in Howie's ear
]
Howie
: Oh. [
squeezes suntan lotion and screams
]
Howie
: Aaaaaah!
c.
Father Lamont
: Pazuzu has brushed me with his wings.
Regan MacNeil
: Don't worry. Father Merrin will help us.
d.
William Ashton
: I don't know what you're thinking, but I can assure you...
Tommy Tyler
: You don't have to assure me of nothing. I know Springer.
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