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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The AbsentMinded Professor (1961) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The AbsentMinded Professor (1961)

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About the movie: A college professor invents an anti-gravity substance which a corrupt businessman wants for himself.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The AbsentMinded Professor (1961)?
a.		[Jack has just time-traveled back into Phil's body, waking up in bed with Lena] Jack Deth: Well, I hope you enjoyed yourself, Phil...
b.		[the fire crew has arrived to rescue Alonzo Hawk, who is now bouncing out of control] Fire Chief: [shouting through megaphone] Mr. Hawk! This is the Fire Chief speaking! We'll have everything under control in just a moment. Now Mr. Hawk, try to relax. Alonzo P. Hawk: Relax? How can I relax, you fat-head?
c.		[referring to the dragons] Denton Van Zan: Ever see a male? Quinn Abercromby: When I'm running for my life I generally don't look back at the plumbing.
d.		Ringo: Hey, I wonder what'll happen if I pull this lever. Old Fred: Oh, you mustn't do that now. Ringo: Can't help it. I'm a born "Liver-pooler."

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The AbsentMinded Professor (1961)?
a.		Gracchus: The Senate is the people, sire. Chosen from among the people, to speak for the people.
b.		[Pintel and Ragetti are causing a distraction by wearing women's clothing while the pirates plan an attack] Ragetti: Yoo-hoo. Pintel: Stop it. I already feel like a fool. Ragetti: Look nice, though. Pintel: [Chuckles, then stops and becomes angry] I "LOOK NICE"?
c.		Samantha: By the grace of God or I don't know what honey you have managed to Forrest Gump your way through this. If we run now, we're going to be running the rest of our lives.
d.		Prof. Ned Brainard: Substance X, we dub thee... Flubber!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The AbsentMinded Professor (1961)?
a.		Julie James: Bless me father, for I have sinned. It's been a year since my last confession. I've never told anyone about this. Not my mom, not the police, or not even my friends, except for the ones who were there, well, they're not around anymore. You see I, I killed a man, but it was an accident.
b.		Biff Hawk: Oh, it's just Neddy the Nut out flying his old Model T.
c.		Wade Parent: Whatever happened to last Thursday? I had it made last Thursday.
d.		Elsa: Does anyone ever tell you you look like - ? Sam Marlow: [interrupting her] A detective? Yeah.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The AbsentMinded Professor (1961)?
a.		Prof. Ned Brainard: I'm an American! See it? My credit cards!
b.		Dudley Frank: Nice that. Where'd you get it? Huge Tattooed Biker: Leavenworth. You? Dudley Frank: Meadow Hills Galleria.
c.		Jake Taylor: You know, Rick, I may have to use you tomorrow in the late innings. Pitching staff's pretty overworked. Rick Vaughn: Yeah. So? I'll be ready. Jake Taylor: Ready, huh? Ready to what? Run and hide if the game's on the line? Rick Vaughn: I don't get it, Jake. What's your problem? Jake Taylor: You're the problem. You used to be the toughest guy on this team. Now you're trying to prop yourself up with the right woman or the right shrink or God knows what else. You want to be a major league pitcher? You have to find something in yourself that yours and nobody else's. You had that once, Rick. And if I were you, I spend the rest of the night trying to find it again. Without it, you're no good to me or the team. [Jake leaves] Rick Vaughn: What an asshole. What an amazing asshole. I thought he was my friend. Why is everybody so threatened by me improving myself? [Looks in the mirror, sighs] Rick Vaughn: What an asshole.
d.		Agatha: Is this now?

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The AbsentMinded Professor (1961)?
a.		Prof. Ned Brainard: Mr. Hawk, let me get this straight. You want me to turn my discovery over to you so you can blackmail our government?
b.		L.G. McPeters: [seeing Chop-Top cutting up records] Hey! What the shit? Chop Top: Lick my plate, you dog dick!
c.		[in a saloon, Jane and Marv Fogleman "Chief T-Man" are in there, and Jane is disguised silly like a saloon girl. Howard "Jane's fiancé" and his mother just arrive] Howard Carlisle: Jane! Jane: Howard! Howard Carlisle: What are you doing in here? Jane: I'm just having a little refreshment. Mother Carlisle: Oh, is that what they call it these days? Ask her who the man is, Howard. Howard Carlisle: Who -... Jane: Howard, I'll call you later. Mother Carlisle: Ask her who the man is, Howard! Jane: Howard -... [Howard's mom pokes him, still forcing him to ask it] Howard Carlisle: Who is that man? Jane: He's just a guy. He bought me a drink, is that a crime? Mother Carlisle: I told you she wasn't right for you, in the first place. Howard Carlisle: Yes, Mother.
d.		[Joe and Marshall are both wearing Armani tuxedos] Joe Banks: Feel like I'm getting married. Marshall: I feel like I'm giving you away.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The AbsentMinded Professor (1961)?
a.		Doug Mackenzie: [to Marty Rossen] You travel with the statutes on rape?
b.		[Prof. Brainard has repeatedly slammed his Flubberized Model T down on Prof. Ashton's car roof while in motion, causing to go out of control and crash into a police car] Prof. Shelby Ashton: [as he and the two officers get out of their crashed cars] Officer! Help me! It's after me! Help me! Officer Hanson: I do hope that you will excuse my appearance, but I was just having a cup of boiling hot coffee. Prof. Shelby Ashton: But it's after me! Officer Hanson: What's after you? Prof. Shelby Ashton: I don't know, some kind of a... thing! Officer Hanson: A thing? Can you describe it? Prof. Shelby Ashton: I don't know. I didn't see it. But it flies. And it made a noise, like, uh, "Aaa-OOO-gah! Aaa-OOO-gah!" And then it banged down on the top of my car! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! And when I looked, there wasn't anything there! Officer Hanson: Oh, that kind of a thing.
c.		Ernie McCracken: Hi... not you... hi.
d.		Sgt. Jeremy Mitchell: Good Afternoon, Madam. I'm Sgt Jeremy Mitchell, and I'll be your pararescue jumper today. How are you doing?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The AbsentMinded Professor (1961)?
a.		Cindy: So can you tell me about... Aunt Shaneequa: The tape? Cindy: Yes. I watched it and... Aunt Shaneequa: The phone rang. Cindy: Right. Then this voice said... Aunt Shaneequa: That you would die in seven days. Cindy: Okay, that's getting... Aunt Shaneequa: Extremely annoying. Cindy: Yeah. Orpheus: Try being married to her. I catch shit about women I ain't slept with yet.
b.		[first lines] Frank Moses: [on the phone] 943-66-2291. Pension Services, please. Woman: Thank you, Mr. Moses, please hold for your representative.
c.		Rayburn: You know, when I first came out west, I heard it was a pretty dangerous place. I figured if a man took chances, he wouldn't last very long. But the more chances I took, the safer I got. Sheriff Bill Cummings: You know, Rayburn, I always had an idea you were a man trying to commit suicide.
d.		First Referee: There's nothing in the rule book that says one team can't jump higher than the other.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The AbsentMinded Professor (1961)?
a.		Tony Nelson: Cargonite, huh? As in Carson. Scott Nelson: Anything developed in this lab is likely to have his name on it.
b.		[Walking through the Okinawa airport, Daniel and Miyagi find a poster advertising Sato's karate school. The poster shows Sato breaking a log with his bare hands] Daniel: You think you could break a log like that? Miyagi: Don't know. Never been attacked by a tree.
c.		Prof. Ned Brainard: Let's see, flying rubber... Flubber!
d.		Martha Beck: What's the matter, can't you sleep? You woke me up. Myrtle Young: Oh I'm sorry, I guess I'm just restless. Martha Beck: You want a sleeping pill? I've got some. Myrtle Young: You have any other kind? Martha Beck: What do you mean? Myrtle Young: Never mind. You wouldn't, you're too square! [sighs] Martha Beck: You sigh a lot, don't you? In nursing school they taught us that people who sigh a lot are unstable. Is that your problem? Myrtle Young: No! I was just thinkin' about your brother; and how handsome he looked in that toupee I gave him. He lied to you. Martha Beck: I don't believe it, he never lies to me! Myrtle Young: I think he's a little bit afraid of you, that's probably why he never married before. I think I'm gonna have to show him what to do! Martha Beck: You must think you're an authority! Myrtle Young: Well I am pregnant! Martha Beck: Not only are you pregnant, you are disgusting! You're the hottest bitch I've ever seen! Myrtle Young: I don't have to take that from you! And let me tell you something. I am in love with your brother. And if we decide to make a go of this marriage, which I think we'll do, and sooner than you think, why we'll get out of here before you can say 'Jack Robinson'. We will go to Little Rock. Why, as a matter of fact, I will make all the arrangements on the phone with my Papa tomorrow! Charles will fit right in with us, he has STYLE. And you, you can go right back to that, that, that, that hospital of yours where you can boss everybody around! Now I'm going back to my husband!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The AbsentMinded Professor (1961)?
a.		[from trailer] Katherine Thorn: Don't let him kill me.
b.		Prof. Ned Brainard: Corners beautifully, doesn't it?
c.		Jerry, the morgue attendant: If the Creeper's still alive, I'm gonna put in some overtime.
d.		[Remembering his mother's death] Graham: Dad wasn't making much sense. His hands were like injured birds looking for a safe place to roost.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The AbsentMinded Professor (1961)?
a.		[the fire crew's net had been accidentally broken by Alonzo Hawk during their attempt to rescue him] Fireman: I told you we needed a new one. Fire Chief: You told me? What do you think I've been telling the town council? How am I supposed to buy a new net without an appropriation? Fireman: Well, don't get hot. I only mentioned it. Fire Chief: Well, you just keep the kinks out of the fire hose. That's all I want from you. I'm the Chief!
b.		Danny: Pick us up in two hours. Ronnie Shields: Fuck you, Miss Daisy.
c.		[Porter shoots a hole in Fairfax's suitcase] Fairfax: Hey. What the hell are you doing, man? This is... Bronson: [on speakerphone] Fairfax? Fairfax. Fairfax: No, no, it's all right, he's just killing my alligator bags and shooting holes in my suits. Man, that's just MEAN. That's MEAN, man.
d.		[after the gun fires in the pub, proving Ed correct] Shaun: Okay. But dogs CAN look up!