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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : One, Two, Three (1961) - Part (3) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : One, Two, Three (1961) - Part (3) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : One, Two, Three (1961) - Part (3)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: One, Two, Three (1961).

About the movie: Comedy about Coca-Cola's man in West Berlin, who may be fired if he can't keep his American boss's daughter from marrying a Communist.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: One, Two, Three (1961)?
a.		Helen Sharp: You're a powerful sexual being, Ernest. Ernest Menville: I am? Helen Sharp: Yes, you are. If I never told you before, it was because I wasn't the sort of girl who could say the word "sexual" without blushing. Well I can now. Sexual... sensual... sexy... sex... sex... sex...
b.		Otto: They have assigned us a magnificent apartment. Just a short walk from the bathroom.
c.		Anxious Man at Phone: [pacing outside of phone booth occupied by Mental] I had plans. I had things I wanted to do. This is where it all ends in a phone booth. [bangs on the glass] Anxious Man at Phone: Sir, did you ever hear of the concept of other people? Um, me, being that for the phone, sir... [Mental ignores him] Anxious Man at Phone: You turned your back on me, Ooh Ooh! He got me mad, I almost like it. [starts to bang on glass again] Anxious Man at Phone: The damage I can do to you. Because you were spiteful. I didn't wanna... That's not your problem. You didn't know... Get off the phone... get-off-the-pho...
d.		Jesse: [to William] Your whole life, people are gonna ask you to be weak. They're gonna practically beg you. But all anyone really wants is for you to be strong.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: One, Two, Three (1961)?
a.		Delores: You still haven't told me what she said? Vince: What who said? Delores: What who said. The one with the moustache, the one you're married to. Vince: You are so damn hot. Delores: And you are so full of it. You didn't tell her, did you? I knew it. I knew you weren't gonna tell her. I knew it.
b.		Adult Tod: We're still friends, right? Adult Copper: Tod, those days are over. I'm a hunting dog now.
c.		Otto: [bursts into room wearing boxers, shirt, tie and morning coat] I'm going to like this job! C.R. MacNamara: It's about time you started cooperating. Otto: You know what the first thing is I'm going to do? I'm going to lead the workers down there in revolt! C.R. MacNamara: Put your pants on, Spartacus!
d.		Caleb Croft: No tricks. No Goober Dust.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: One, Two, Three (1961)?
a.		Sheriff J. P. Harrah: Well, wait a minute, wait, wait for me! Cole: Why?
b.		Kay Eiffel: What's this? Penny Escher: [seeing Eiffel smoking a lot of cigarettes] It's literature on the nicotine patch. Kay Eiffel: I don't need a nicotine patch, Penny. I smoke cigarettes.
c.		Scarlet: So you just tell Daddy I'm on my way to the U.S.S.R. That's short for Russia. C.R. MacNamara: Are you out of your seventeen-year-old mind? Russia is to get out of, not to get into!
d.		Willie: I heard you screamin' from all the way over there, and... Leonard: I wasn't screamin', all right? Willie: But I heard you... Leonard: I wasn't screamin'! I was whistling! Willie: You was whistling "Willie, help get this bitch off of me"? Leonard: Yeah!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: One, Two, Three (1961)?
a.		Jordan Two-Delta: The Island is real. It's us.
b.		C.R. MacNamara: Oh, yeah, I uh, I forgot he doesn't wear shorts. [underwear] Phyllis MacNamara: No wonder they're winning the Cold War.
c.		Susan Pevensie: You see, over time the water erodes into the soil, then... Peter Pevensie: Oh, shut up.
d.		Tom Dobbs: [to a group of reporters] I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: One, Two, Three (1961)?
a.		Janet Hartigan: [shows up uninvited] Am I interrupting anything? Chuck Wetherhold: No, welcome. We could use some anti-venom in the snake pit.
b.		Phyllis MacNamara: She married a communist? That's going to be the biggest thing to hit Atlanta since General Sherman threw that little barbecue. No, I don't think it's funny. They're going to live in Moscow? Now, that's funny!
c.		Jack Butler: Honey, you gave me some real good advice once, so let me give you some of my own. It's real easy to forget what's important, so don't."
d.		[Kevin has brought Edward to his class for show and tell] Kevin: One chop to a guy's neck, and it's all over. [Edward does a karate pose; the class gasps in unison]

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: One, Two, Three (1961)?
a.		[talking about masturbation] Jim's Dad: It's like banging a tennis ball against a brick wall, which can be fun. It can be fun, but it's not a game. Jim: Right. Jim's Dad: It's not a game. Jim: No. Jim's Dad: What you want is a partner to return the ball.
b.		Morty: Nothing tastes as good as a free pizza. Now if I could only figure out how to get free beer.
c.		Phyllis MacNamara: Why can't you get yourself a nice permanent job with the home office in Atlanta? C.R. MacNamara: Atlanta? You can't be serious! That's Siberia with mint juleps!
d.		[a classic Dodgeball instructional film begins] Uber Film Narrator: [U.A.I.F fanfare] Uber-American Instructional Films, teaching America's youth since 1938. [Opening; A boy rides a scooter, while a girl jogs behind him. Now we see a young boy painting a fence] Uber Film Narrator: Hey there, Timmy! Timmy: [yells] Holy mackerel, Mister. You scared the jeepers out of me. Uber Film Narrator: How would you like to take a break from that fine lead-based paint... and learn about Dodgeball? Timmy: Boy, would I! [the next scene take Timmy into a Opium Dem in China] Timmy: Wow! Where am I, Mister? Uber Film Narrator: You're in a Chinese Opium Dem, Timmy. This is where the sport of Dodgeball was invented in the 15th Century... by Opium-addictive Chinamen. But back then, the Chinamen threw severed heads at each other, instead of the A.D.A.A.-approved balls we use today. Timmy: A.D.A.A.? Uber Film Narrator: That's the American Dodgeball Association of America. Dodgeball is played with six players on each team... and six rubber balls. The object of the game is to eliminate the opposing players. Once all the players on team are eliminated, the opposing team wins! Timmy: Wow! I can't wait to get the fellas together and play!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: One, Two, Three (1961)?
a.		Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Now, the key of undercover work... is to blend in, OK? You act as a gentile would. Esther: Right. Samples Woman: Could I interest you in a free-sample bacon cheeseburger? Esther: [Esther gasps] Mordechai Jefferson Carver: [affects a middle-America accent] Um, well, I thank you, gentile friend, for your generous offer of that... deliciously unkosher snack. I... sadly have to decline... for I already stuffed myself full of milk and meat products at a previous lunch engagement. Mordechai Jefferson Carver: [smiles a toothy grin] Esther: You're good.
b.		Otto: I'll pick you up at 6:30 sharp, because the 7:00 train for Moscow leaves promptly at 8:15.
c.		[Beldar tears open the roof to Ronnie's car] Ronnie: H-hi, Mr. Conehead. Beldar Conehead: I find you unacceptable! Ronnie: Yes, sir. Beldar Conehead: If I did not fear incarceration from human authority figures, I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient pressure to your blunt skull so as to force its collapse! Ronnie: Th-thank you.
d.		Chris Sanchez: Just because I bought you a drink doesn't mean you're getting laid tonight. Street: So, what does two drinks mean?

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: One, Two, Three (1961)?
a.		Goldsmith: Good day, Inspector Pike. Inspector Trout: Trout, sir. Goldsmith: Ah, yes, of course.
b.		Longshanks: Who is this person who speaks to me as though I needed his advice?
c.		[Ingeborg is in her slip in MacNamara's office] C.R. MacNamara: You better put something on. Your goose pimples are showing. Ingeborg: [looking down] That's nothing. You should see my sister.
d.		Don Feinberg: [singing] I could fly high as an eagle, if you are the wind beneath my wings...

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: One, Two, Three (1961)?
a.		Sheriff Buelton: Ok Sambo, Ok... You win this one... But there's more than one way to skin a cat. Sfc. Ed Tippet, Provost Marshal's Office: You better believe there is, Jim.
b.		President Art Hockstader: There have been moments when I have questioned your methods. Joe Cantwell: Well, you have to fight fire with fire, Mr. President. President Art Hockstader: And the end justifies the means? Joe Cantwell: Well, yes, sir. Yes. That is what I believe. President Art Hockstader: Well, son, I have news for you about both politics and life... and may I say the two are exactly the same thing? There are no ends, Joe, only means...
c.		Peripetchikoff: No formula, NO DEAL! C.R. MacNamara: OK, NO DEAL! Borodenko: We do not need you! If we want Coca-cola, we invent it ourselves! C.R. MacNamara: Oh, yeah? In 1956 you flew a bottle of Coke to a secret laboratory in Sverdlosk. A dozen of your top chemists went nuts trying to analyze the ingredients. Right? Mishkin: No comment! C.R. MacNamara: And in 1958, you planted two undercover agents in Atlanta to steal the formula. And what happened? They both defected! And now they're successful businessmen in Florida packaging instant borscht. Right? Peripetchikoff: No comment! C.R. MacNamara: Last year you put out a cockamamie imitation "Kremlin-kola!" You tried it out in the satellite countries, but even the Albanians wouldn't drink it. They used it for SHEEP DIP! RIGHT? Mishkin: No comment! C.R. MacNamara: So either get down to business or get off the pot!
d.		Sheriff of Nottingham: Wait a minute. Is the safety on Old Betsy? Trigger: [tapping the side of the crossbow] You bet it is, Sheriff. Sheriff of Nottingham: That's what I'm afraid of. You go first.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: One, Two, Three (1961)?
a.		Lucy: It is better than chocolate.
b.		Peripetchikoff: Is old Russian proverb: you cannot milk cow with hands in pockets.
c.		Gibbs: [while recruiting in Tortuga] And what's your story? Norrington: My story? It's exactly the same as your story, just one chapter behind. I chased a man across the seven seas. The pursuit cost me my crew... my commission... and my life. [he swigs some rum] Gibbs: [a pause, as it dawns on him] ... Commodore? Norrington: [suddenly angry] No, not anymore, weren't you listening?
d.		Henry: Samantha, she is third chair on The City Hall Symphany Orchestra Samantha: Well we both know how she got that job!

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