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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Testosterone (2003) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Testosterone (2003) Quiz
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About the movie:
Dean has been stumped for some time in his attempt to produce a follow-up to "I was a Teenage Speed Freak," his incredibly successful graphic novel...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Testosterone (2003)?
a.
Dean Seagrave
: I'm coming home, Louise. There's a flight leaving tonight at 10 o'clock. I'll be in LA tomorrow at noon.
Louise
: Great, well I'll shave my pussy. Bye.
b.
Coconut Pete
: [
trying to teach two immigrants to cook for the resort - they don't understand
] You think Eddie Money has to put up with this shit?
c.
Mr. Bennett
: [
about her humming during the test
] Alexis, enough with the musical interlude. Please.
d.
Rocket
: [
Bob is doing a bad job of cooking burgers by himself
] Hey Bob, get the lead out of your ass!
Bob
: Hey, up yours, Rocket!
Rocket
: [
sarcastically
] Oh, Nice Comeback.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Testosterone (2003)?
a.
Humphrey
: [
about Garth
] He's not a stud, it's like stud... uh, what's the word I'm looking for? A dud! That's it! Don't you think?
Kate
: [
Stifling a laugh
] No, he's not a "dud." In fact, *Hum-phrey*, you'd be surprised to find out that he's...
Humphrey
: Strong?
Kate
: Strong, yes! He's *strong*!
b.
Millie
: Fuck you!
Sam
: Hey, fuck you!
Millie
: No! Fuck you!
c.
Woman at Subway Station
: Sweet Jesus! What have you boys done? What in the name of God have you boys done?
Young Michael
: I think we just killed a man.
d.
Dean Seagrave
: I have to have closure.
Marnie
: Closure? [
slaps Dean across the face
]
Marnie
: There's your closure!
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Testosterone (2003)?
a.
Sofia
: Dean, do you know why Pablo came back to his country?
Dean Seagrave
: [
in a sarcastic tone
] I'm sure it was because he missed the warmth, friendliness, and honesty of the Argentine people.
Sofia
: You are very arrogant, you know.
b.
Audrey
: I hope nobody I know drives by and sees me standing in the yard staring at the house in my pajamas.
Art
: If they know your dad, they won't think anything of it.
c.
Linda Porter
: Thank you dearest.
Cole Porter
: For what?
Linda Porter
: For all of this. For our future. For being with me with Edward just now.
Cole Porter
: That? That was just pest control. That's all.
d.
Chili Palmer
: What is that?
Rental Car Attendant
: It's an Oldsmobile Silhouette.
Chili Palmer
: I ordered a Cadillac.
Rental Car Attendant
: Oh, well, you got the Cadillac of minivans.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Testosterone (2003)?
a.
Alan
: Some of us still live by the code, Fletcher. We didn't walk away. We have what it takes.
Fletcher
: And what does it take, Alan? Delusion? Obsession? Guilt? No, I don't have any of those... not as much as you do.
b.
[
after faking an orgasm to upstage Peter and Rachel in the next room
]
Aldous Snow
: You're still involved with him next door, ain't ya?
Sarah Marshall
: Excuse me?
Aldous Snow
: You should've seen yourself at dinner, Sarah. Then you came back here and put on that ghastly performance. I mean I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen one. It really deeply upset me.
Sarah Marshall
: You should've seen *yourself* at dinner. [
Imitating Aldous's accent
]
Sarah Marshall
: "Oh, I'm Aldous Snow! Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Oh no drinks for me thanks. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit!"
Sarah Marshall
: [
Pointing to his tattoos
] [
In normal accent
]
Sarah Marshall
: And you know what? Let me tell you something about these tattoos, okay. That is Buddhist, that is Nordic, that is Hindu, that's just gibberish. They are completely conflicting ideologies, and that does not make you a citizen of the world, it makes you full of shit!
Aldous Snow
: Was that genuine or did you fake that? Right, I'm probably gonna clear off now. I'll have a little sleep for a few hours, then I'm probably gonna go in the morning. Okay.
Sarah Marshall
: I hate your music.
Aldous Snow
: Yeah, well I fucked the housekeeper, the other day.
c.
Melodie St. Ann Celestine
: Do you really think I'm beautiful?
Boris Yellnikoff
: I admit that I didn't give you you're full due at first - physically. However, as only a great mind can do, I've reassessed... my... position, and uh, changed my mind.
Melodie St. Ann Celestine
: So you could, you could never think of marrying me?
Boris Yellnikoff
: Have you lost your mind? Why on earth would you even fantasize about such a thing. What could I offer you but a bad temper, hypochondriasis, morbid fixations, reclusive rages, and and misanthropy. And what could you offer me? A character out of Faulkner, not a unlike Benjy.
d.
Sofia
: [
speaking to Dean about being from Argentina
] It's a country.
Sofia
: We need to hang onto our past, because the present is too difficult.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Testosterone (2003)?
a.
Dr. Stephen Maturin
: Jack, have you forgotten your promise?
Capt. Jack Aubrey
: Subject to the requirements of the service. I cannot in all conscience delay for the sake of an iguana or giant peccary. Fascinating, no doubt, but of no immediate application.
Dr. Stephen Maturin
: There is, I think, an opportunity here to serve both our purposes. As I understand it, this is a long, thin island. You need to sail around it to continue your voyage. I could walk across it. I'd be on the other side...
Capt. Jack Aubrey
: I have known you to spend hours staring into a deserted bird's nest.
Dr. Stephen Maturin
: I could walk briskly, pausing only to take the most important measurements. Making valuable discoveries that could help advance our knowledge of natural history.
Capt. Jack Aubrey
: If wind and tide had been against us, I should have said yes. They're not. I'm obliged to say no.
Dr. Stephen Maturin
: Oh, I see. I see. So, after all this time in your service, I must simply content myself to form part of this belligerent expedition. Hurry past inestimable wonders, bent solely on destruction. I shall say nothing of the corruption of power or its abuse...
Capt. Jack Aubrey
: You forget yourself, Doctor.
Dr. Stephen Maturin
: No, Jack. No. You've forgotten yourself. You see, for my part, I look upon a promise as binding.
Capt. Jack Aubrey
: The promise was conditional.
Dr. Stephen Maturin
: It never occurred to me...
Capt. Jack Aubrey
: I command a king's ship, not a private yacht! WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR DAMNED HOBBIES, SIR!
b.
John Shaft
: Don't let your mouth get your ass in trouble.
c.
[
as he is being arrested
]
Gaspar Voorsboch
: I will see you again, man-whore!
d.
Dean Seagrave
: It's his mother.
Louise
: Whose mother?
Dean Seagrave
: Pablo's.
Louise
: What? The subtle one? I thought she lived in Argentina.
Dean Seagrave
: [
scanning the crowd
] Pablo must be here.
Louise
: Introduce us, I wanna ask her where she got her shoes.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Testosterone (2003)?
a.
Louise
: [
across her office, while on the phone
] Is anybody going to Jamba Juice? I would love a Berry Blast with a Protein Boost - fast.
Louise
: [
getting back to her call
] I'm here, Dean.
b.
Red
: [
Red talking to Dale
] There you go. Why don't you just follow his lead and just chill out, man?
c.
Ann
: This is like being kidnapped, you don't understand that do you?
Adele
: I wish someone had kidnapped me when I was your age
Ann
: So do I
d.
[
voiceover narration
]
Harry Stevenson
: Sometimes you don't know you've crossed a line until you're already on the other side. Of course, by then it's too late.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Testosterone (2003)?
a.
Lillian Roth as Trixie in Madam Satan
: I'll show ya some *real* brimstone.
Edgar
: Yeah!
Lillian Roth as Trixie in Madam Satan
: Orchestra, play Low Down, and make it *hot*!
Edgar
: All right. I am. Get down on it. [
Edgar plays Jeff Lynne's "Let It Run" on the turntable and projects images from Madam Satan around Miles' apartment
]
Edgar
: Yeah. It's *my* party.
Edgar
: [
singsong
] And Moles, you're not invited.
Edgar
: All right!
b.
Pablo Alesandro
: Welcome to Argentina
Dean Seagrave
: Gracias.
c.
Helen
: [
to Hector
] All those widows. I still hear them screaming. Their husbands died because I'm here.
d.
Patricia
: Very good Chuck. I am pleasantly surprised, you're not like the other murderers.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Testosterone (2003)?
a.
Porthos
: This sash was a gift to me, from the Queen of America.
D'Artagnan
: There's no queen of America!
Porthos
: I beg to differ, infant. We're on quite intimate terms, unless you can prove otherwise.
b.
Dean Seagrave
: I'm just a fag with a gun who needs a chainsaw. [
sees a building
]
Dean Seagrave
: And there's an Argentine Home Depot!
c.
[
the Turtles have been rescued by Splinter
]
Leonardo
: That's right, Shredder, you forgot, we carry insurance.
Michaelangelo
: Yeah, Mutual Splinter dude!
d.
John 'Johnny' Sims
: Look at that crowd! The poor slobs... all in the same rut!
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Testosterone (2003)?
a.
Billy Kostecki
: [
Watching Penny and Johnny dance
] You'd think they were a couple, wouldn't ya?
Baby
: Well, aren't they?
Billy Kostecki
: Naw, not since we were kids.
b.
Marcos
: [
to Dean
] You're afraid of never finding another man who can take you to the places you don't dare to go alone; don't you?
c.
Hawkeye Pierce
: Frank, were you on this religious kick at home, or did you crack up over here?
d.
Narrator
: [
singing a bomb drill ditty
] Time to duck and cover, the bombs are comin' down. The radiation shower will pour throughout your town. Hands over your head; keep low to the ground. Time to duck and cover, the bombs are comin' down. Duck and cover. Duck and cover. Get under the desk with your sister and your brother. Duck and cover. Duck and cover. Hands over your head; keep low to the ground. And all the kids who don't will cease to be around.
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