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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Scotland, Pa. (2001) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Scotland, Pa. (2001) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Scotland, Pa. (2001)

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About the movie: Joe McBeth is a hard-working but unambitious doofus who toils at a hamburger stand alongside his wife Pat...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Scotland, Pa. (2001)?
a.		John: [on audio tape] Rise and shine, Adam. You're probably wondering where you are. I'll tell you where you might be. You might be in the room that you die in. Up until now, you've simply sat in the shadows watching others live out their lives. But what do voyeurs see when they look into the mirror? Now I see you as a strange mix of someone angry, yet apathetic. But mostly just pathetic. So are you going to watch yourself die here today, Adam, or do something about it? Adam: I don't get it.
b.		Black Widow Spider: Married, huh? I'm a widow. [Victor runs away] Black Widow Spider: Oh, how rude! He went that way!
c.		Stacy: I see... a bank. A Spanish bank? Jesse: El banko! Joe 'Mac' McBeth: You mean Banko? He's not a... he's not a bank. He's a... a friend of mine. Anthony Banconi. Banko.
d.		Bruce: And that's the way the cookie crumbles.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Scotland, Pa. (2001)?
a.		Pat McBeth: Fuck fuckity fuck!
b.		Ann: I want to know why you are the way you are! Graham: And I'm telling you it's not any one thing that I can point to and say "That's why!" It doesn't work that way with people who have problems, Ann, it's not that neat, it's not hat tidy! It's not a series of little boxes that you can line up and count. Things just don't happen that way.
c.		Andre Krimm: The next time I invite you out with the guys keep your white butt at home. Paul Blake: But I thought you said you wanted to Paaar-teee?
d.		Bob the Goon: Let him go, or I'll do Gordon.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Scotland, Pa. (2001)?
a.		Skroeder: ...and I'm going to need some Hueys. Howard Marner: Some what? Skroeder: HELICOPTERS, Howard. Jesus Christ! Howard Marner: I thought they were choppers. Skroeder: Well, now they're called Hueys. Howard Marner: Well, why wasn't I notified?
b.		Tony Perkis: Attention campers. Lunch has been cancelled due to lack of hustle. Deal with it.
c.		McDuff: You really think that I would let Ed keep bullets in his gun?
d.		Lt. Steven Hauk: Sir, the man has got an irreverent tendency. He did a very off-color parody of former VP Nixon. General Taylor: I thought it was hilarious. Lt. Steven Hauk: Respectfully, sir, the former VP is a good man and a decent man. General Taylor: Bullshit! I know Nixon personally. He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that could fertilize the Sinai. Why, I wouldn't buy an apple from the son of a bitch and I consider him a good, close, personal friend.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Scotland, Pa. (2001)?
a.		Wendy: Is it hard? Dean: [nervously looks at his crotch] What? Wendy: Getting married.
b.		Seth Bradford: In one hand I'm gonna put pure unleaded diesel gasoline. In the other is pure grain alcohol. I don't know! Am I going 65 miles per hour in 5.2 seconds, or am I gettin' fucked up?
c.		Perry: I know you don't think I experience the same pain as you, but I do. Giovanni: How much do you hate your dad, Perry? If he died, would you miss him? No. You'd run home to mommy and have some fking touching family moment. Perry: It wouldn't change. Giovanni: Yes, it would. Yes, it would. Fk! I'm sick of hearing your bullshit! Your pain isn't real. You make it up.
d.		Douglas McKenna: [He had just gotten fired] I'm so embarassed in front of you... I know you're the only one who really cared about me. [She's silent] Douglas McKenna: What is it? Pat McBeth: I was just thinking how... I've never heard anyone say something so... wrong. If I were you... [she goes to take his name tag off] Pat McBeth: Let me get that for you... I would take pride in the fact that I could actually dress myself on a daily basis. Douglas McKenna: [He leans in to kiss her] Pat McBeth: You really are one dumb fuck Douglas. Douglas McKenna: [mouthing] I LOVE YOU.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Scotland, Pa. (2001)?
a.		Bobby Peru: Ya know, I sure do like a girl with nice tits like yours who talks tough and looks like she can fuck like a bunny. Do you fuck like that? Cause if ya do, I'll fuck ya good. Like a big ol' jackrabbit bunny, jump all around that hole. Bobby Peru don't come up for air.
b.		Ed: Good night, sir. McDuff: Good night, Ed. Ed: Should I turn out the lights? McDuff: That would leave me in the dark, Ed.
c.		Alonzo Mosely: Let me tell you something, asshole. I've been working on this Jimmy Serrano thing for about six years; Mardukas is my shot. I'm gonna bring him into federal court, and I don't want any third-rate rent-a-thug who couldn't cut it as a cop in Chicago bringing him to LA on some bullshit local charge. Do I make myself understood? Jack Walsh: Can I ask you something? These sunglasses, they're really nice: are they government-issued, or all you guys go to the same store to get them?
d.		Alexandra Page: I can't help the way I am. I don't know why I do the things I do. You just have to trust me on that!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Scotland, Pa. (2001)?
a.		Pat McBeth: We're not bad people, Mac... just underachievers who have to make up for lost time.
b.		Turk: My name is David Fisk, detective first grade. I've been a cop in the NYPD for over thirty years, in that time I've killed 14 people.
c.		Steve Rogers: As much as I'd like to live out this beer commercial, I've got responsibilities.
d.		J. Pinkham 'Pinky' Whinney: Maybe I'd better murder them and get it over with, hmm?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Scotland, Pa. (2001)?
a.		McDuff: What do you think of Malcolm? Mrs. Lenox: Oh, well. I think he's rude, selfish and evil. But I never once judged him.
b.		W.C.: I tried so hard to be somebody else, forgot who the hell I was.
c.		Phil Davis: In some ways, you're far superior to my cocker spaniel.
d.		[ordering a drink] Jackson Decker: The you best you have... Is this your best? Yukon Palace Bartender: You can't get better south to Dawson or north to Nome.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Scotland, Pa. (2001)?
a.		Joe 'Mac' McBeth: I hate to break it to you, Lieutenant, but this is not an episode of 'Columbo,' all right? I'm not gonna break down, hand you the gun, then get waltzed out of here between a couple of good-looking cops with my head bowed down.
b.		Captain Picard: We're going to stop by Sector 441 on our way to the Goran system. Geordi La Forge: They are in opposite directions.
c.		[Doug is explaining the fire situation to O'Hallorhan] Doug Roberts: And they're celebrating... a party. Chief O'Hallorhan: Party? What party? Where? Doug Roberts: In the Promenade Room, 300 people. Chief O'Hallorhan: Well why didn't you get them the hell out of there? Doug Roberts: Why don't you go upstairs and talk to Duncan, he ain't exactly listening to me. Chief O'Hallorhan: I will.
d.		[Stu is working on his latest invention to enter in a contest] Drew: What is it, an electric sponge? Stu: Of course not... That was last year.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Scotland, Pa. (2001)?
a.		Andy Stitzer: I'm gonna tell her. Cal: You should totally tell her. Andy Stitzer: I'm going to. Cal: 'Cause I watched this movie called "Liar Liar" and the message was, "Don't lie." And that was a smart movie.
b.		[Jonathan is trying to get Sara's information from her old Bloomingdale's account] Jonathan: Would $20 help? Bloomingdale's Salesman: It might if I were a health inspector.
c.		[as Angela is burying Lily in a garbage pit] Lily Miranda: Get me out of here! There's rats in here! They'll eat me alive! Angela: Don't worry, they'll be suffocated soon.
d.		Pat McBeth: Sometimes you animals forget there's a fucking LADY in the room!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Scotland, Pa. (2001)?
a.		Tai Lung: Shifu taught you well. [disables Monkey with a nerve strike] Tai Lung: But he didn't teach you everything.
b.		Villager: All of a sudden something takes hold of me hat and throws it in the pond. Insp. Bird: How many drinks did you have on your way home? Villager: Only a couple, sir. That's all. Insp. Bird: A couple of drinks and a gust of wind. So much for you!
c.		Rosie Dunlop: You can love 'em, but ya can't live their lives. Aurora Greenway: Neither can they... not properly anyway.
d.		McDuff: Did you call him like I told you? Ed: Sir, I called the number, like, 95 times. I practically had it memorized.

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