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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Inspector Clouseau (1968) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Inspector Clouseau (1968) Quiz
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About the movie:
A string of robberies has occurred in Britain and it's up to Inspector Clouseau to catch them.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Inspector Clouseau (1968)?
a.
Commissioner Sir Charles Braithwaite
: I think it only fair to say that your being brought in on this case was not my idea.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: You are too modest.
b.
Inspector Owen
: This is Inspector Owen speaking, in Cardiff. Have you got anything in your files about a man named...
Llanwelly Police Sergeant
: Lawrence Talbot? Why of course, he lived here.
Inspector Owen
: Well, that's all right, then. We've got him up here in our hospital.
Llanwelly Police Sergeant
: I wouldn't want him in *our* hospital; he died four years ago!
c.
Klaatu
: I won't resort to threats, Mr. Harley. I merely tell you the future of your planet is at stake.
d.
Dr. Harrison
: Those chenmicals that were sitting on the shelf were... It was a million to one shot. Some combination of hormones, some combination of vicious substances that made the animals vicious, inhuman... I don't think it could ever happen again, and I thank the great surgeon in the sky that it happened to rats and didn't happen to human beings. Thank the good lord we've got scientific techniques to get rid of vile, vicious substances like that.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Inspector Clouseau (1968)?
a.
Mardou Fox
: Our town changed hands six times. My mother changed hands more often than that.
b.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: There is a time to laugh and a time not to laugh, and this is not one of them.
c.
Kermit
: When we pull together, we can do anything.
d.
Dr. Zachary Smith
: [
to Will Robinson
] Let me tell you a lesson about life, kid. There are monsters everywhere... I know, I am one.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Inspector Clouseau (1968)?
a.
Finnegan
: [
after a fight with the pirates
] There goes one year off my life.
b.
Julie
: [
to Clouseau
] I love the way you eat... like a jungle animal.
c.
[
In the wedding
]
Alan Garner
: How's my hair?
Stu Price
: That's good.
Alan Garner
: It's cool like Phil's?
Stu Price
: It's classic Phil.
d.
Kevin McCall
: I've got two words for you: seek help.
Scott Roper
: And I've got two words for you: exacta.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Inspector Clouseau (1968)?
a.
Amelia Earhart
: Do you know why I became a pilot?
Larry Daley
: I have no idea.
Amelia Earhart
: For the fun of it. Why else would anyone do anything?
b.
Meg
: Do you know something about machinery?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: I don't know something about machinery, I know everything about machinery.
c.
Prince Nuada
: We die and the world will be poorer for it.
d.
Marcia Brady
: Oh those are pretty pictures, what have you modeled for?
Model
: Guess.
Marcia Brady
: Are you a Breck girl?
Model
: No, Guess Jeans.
Marcia Brady
: Levi's? Wrangler? Osh Kosh B'Gosh?
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Inspector Clouseau (1968)?
a.
Veronica Fisher
: Did you find him attractive?
Andrew Delby Larkin
: Yes, I thought so. But don't you go changing him. Don't put him on any diets.
Veronica Fisher
: Would you say he was fat?
Andrew Delby Larkin
: Personally I like that little tummy of his. Gives him a nice homey look. And as for his being bald...
Veronica Fisher
: Bald!
Veronica Fisher
: I don't think anyone would notice. The way he lets those few hairs in the back grow long and combs them up over his head, coming down behind his ears. It's ingenius really. And after all, that's what you want in a husband isn't it?
Veronica Fisher
: [
in a daze
] Yes, that's what I want.
b.
Sergeant James Dunn
: You live alone?
Dr. Victoria Constantini
: No, I, I have a boyfriend. He's a cop!
Sergeant James Dunn
: You don't have a boyfriend.
Dr. Victoria Constantini
: How do you know?
Sergeant James Dunn
: There's five empty buckets of Häagen-Dazs in your trash, your legs are stubbly and your hair color needs a touch-up.
c.
Sr. First Sergeant
: [
a Cossack
] kills Poles just because they're Poles. Like we're trying to kill Indians just because they're Indians.
Capt. Thomas Archer
: Come on, Wichowski. You fought Indians before!
Sr. First Sergeant
: I fought Indians who wanted to fight me, not just some poor blanket-heads trying to go home!
d.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: I shall let that pass, since you cannot possibly know whose leg it is that you are pushing.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Inspector Clouseau (1968)?
a.
Janet
: You killed them!
Magenta
: But I thought you liked them. They liked you.
Riff Raff
: THEY DIDN'T LIKE ME! THEY NEVER LIKED ME!
b.
[
Andy and Chucky enter the Good Guy factory
]
Chucky
: We're home.
c.
Dan Kehoe
: [
to Ma
] I'm all played out. I couldn't beat my mother from a standing start. You're all the luck I got.
d.
Police despatcher
: [
on police radio
] That's our final report. Over and out.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: Roger and goodbye.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Inspector Clouseau (1968)?
a.
[
Edmund walks in after helping Peter out of a fight
]
Edmund Pevensie
: You're welcome.
Peter Pevensie
: [
Peter stands up
] I had it sorted.
Susan Pevensie
: What was it this time?
Peter Pevensie
: He bumped me.
Lucy Pevensie
: So you hit him?
Peter Pevensie
: No, after he bumped me they tried to make me apologize. That's when I hit him.
Susan Pevensie
: Really, is it that hard to just walk away?
Peter Pevensie
: I shouldn't have to! I mean, don't you ever get tired of being treated like a kid?
Edmund Pevensie
: We are kids!
Peter Pevensie
: Well I wasn't always.
b.
[
last lines
]
Divinci
: [
in the getaway car, the driver of which we cannot yet see
] Here's the most important thing: You can NEVER lose your sense of humor. Without that, you've got NOTHING. [
the driver pulls a familiar-looking Magnum and blows Divinci's head through the back window
]
Clyde David Dunner
: [
the driver
] ... FUCKING A! [
laughs into the closing credits
]
c.
Alfred Eaton
: How do you like them apples?
d.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: My face! You've stolen my face! Give me back my face, you fiend!
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Inspector Clouseau (1968)?
a.
Grig
: You must be Louis. I have heard many things about you.
Louis Rogan
: Hear that, slimes? I'm famous!
b.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: Yes, well, life is not all shoot-shoot, bang-bang, you know.
c.
Honey
: So, what are you guys doing in Kansas?
Dave Murphy
: World's [
pause
]
Dave Murphy
: largest corn silo.
Honey
: Really? It's here in Kansas?
Dave Murphy
: Oh yeah. We're gonna bungie that big fucker.
d.
Martha Wilkison
: There's a fine cold-hearted devil.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Inspector Clouseau (1968)?
a.
Commissioner Sir Charles Braithwaite
: [
clutching a bottle of wine just ruined by Clouseau
] I've nursed this bottle since Dunkirk.
b.
Courtney Rawlinson
: Listen Patrick, can we talk?
Patrick Bateman
: You look... marvelous. There's nothing to say.
c.
Arthur 'Bowie' Bowers
: You having trouble?
Catherine 'Keechie' Mobley
: Could be.
Arthur 'Bowie' Bowers
: Who are you? You live around here?
Catherine 'Keechie' Mobley
: Could be.
Arthur 'Bowie' Bowers
: You haven't had a couple of visitors lately, have you?
Catherine 'Keechie' Mobley
: That wouldn't be a sore foot making you limp, would it?
Arthur 'Bowie' Bowers
: Could be.
d.
[
Mr Kroeger's wife opens up a bottle of pills
]
Mr. Kroeger
: That's it! Go comatose for me, baby.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Inspector Clouseau (1968)?
a.
Lt. Lisa Morrel
: Hey, what about the crooks?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: The crooks never sleep and neither does Clouseau.
b.
Elise Dunstan
: Why, congratulations, papa!
Guy Woodhouse
: Thanks! There was nothing to it.
c.
Chris
: Annie, what *is* the point of the WI?
Annie
: Enlightenment, fun and friendship!
Chris
: [
to John
] It's right. It's them things. Or in my case it's something you did because your mother wanted you to and then she went ahead and died and then it was too late.
Annie
: You love it.
d.
Hunt Stevenson
: You're a real millie, you know that?
Kazihiro
: I'm no millie!
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