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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Saving Silverman (2001) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Saving Silverman (2001) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Saving Silverman (2001).
About the movie:
A pair of buddies conspire to save their best friend from marrying the wrong woman.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Saving Silverman (2001)?
a.
Bliss Cavendar
: [
helping Pash to the toilet
] Come on, let's get this out.
Pash
: [
belches low
] It's cool. I swallowed it.
Bliss Cavendar
: Come on, just stick your fingers down your throat. You'll feel better.
Pash
: No! You stick your fingers down YOUR throat.
Bliss Cavendar
: ...Pash... you ever thought... about your parents making love... your dad's naked body...
Pash
: ...WHAT?
Bliss Cavendar
: His balls jiggling... sweaty?
Pash
: nnoo! [
throws up, heaving
]
Pash
: [
whimpers
] That's not fair!
b.
Eddie Baker
: I had nothing to do with this! I was adopted!
c.
Bad Boy
: What is it?
Louis Michaelson
: Piss.
d.
Wayne
: Dude!
J.D.
: Dude!
Wayne
: Why didn't you answer the door?
J.D.
: I'm eatin'.
Wayne
: So?
J.D.
: I don't answer the door when I'm eatin'.
Wayne
: Since when?
J.D.
: Since always.
Wayne
: I never knew that.
J.D.
: Well you didn't know a lot of things. You didn't know I was gay.
Wayne
: Is there anything else you wanna tell me?
J.D.
: I got three balls.
Wayne
: Shut up! God!
J.D.
: Dude. Dude. Dude!
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Saving Silverman (2001)?
a.
[
George and his entire gang laugh when they reveal to Hudson that Anna is a nun
]
Hudson Hawk
: Those better be tears you're crying, Tommy.
Tommy Five-Tone
: [
laughing and trying not to show it
] They are!
b.
Coach Norton
: By the way, did you boys take care of that bitch that was gonna marry Silverman?
Wayne
: Uhh yeah, yeah we snuffed that broad just like ya said
Coach Norton
: Good, how'd ya do it?
Wayne
: We um...
J.D.
: Ate her...
Coach Norton
: You ate her?
Wayne
: Yea, we ate her
J.D.
: Alive
Coach Norton
: My hat goes off to you, you boys are smart, that's the perfect crime.
c.
Tom's Neighbor #1
: Why is the sky so dark?
Tom's Neighbor #2
: Why is the wind moving toward the storm?
Tom's Neighbor #3
: [
sees laundry flapping in the wind
] Why doesn't anyone have dryers?
d.
KG
: [
JB's first rocklesson
] Lesson 1: the powerslide [
turns on a video showing Pete Townshend performing a powerslide on stage
]
KG
: [
turns it of again
]
JB
: Hm... It's just sliding on your knees.
KG
: Is it? Or is it the single most powerful stage-move in any rocker's arsenal?
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Saving Silverman (2001)?
a.
Troy
: We're the leopards... the lions. Those who will take our place will be jackals... hyenas - and all us leopards, lions, jackals, and sheep will go on thinking ourselves the salt of the earth.
b.
J.D.
: Do you want anything to drink?
Judith
: Scotch on the rocks
J.D.
: Do you want ice with that?
c.
Punky
: [
after Nate Scarborough decides to enter the game
] You can do it! Get that old ass of yours in the endzone! We gotta win this game!
d.
'Snappy' Saunders
: Oh, some day I'm gonna get even with you. I'm gonna dance on your grave. I'm gonna lock you in a burning building and record your screams on a phonograph record.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Saving Silverman (2001)?
a.
Agatha
: [
to stranger in mall
] He knows, don't go home.
b.
General Zukov
: Armstrong, you're hired!
Rod Armstrong
: I'm very expensive.
General Zukov
: You're still hired.
c.
Chiun
: It is called fast food because it speeds you to the grave.
d.
Wayne
: Our enemy is wicked, so...
J.D.
: Dude, she's Freddy Krueger.
Wayne
: Damien.
J.D.
: Dude, she's Vader.
Wayne
: No! She's the Emperor.
J.D.
: Yeah, but with really great tits.
Wayne
: Ok, now Sandy, that girl, she's a real nice girl.
J.D.
: Ah, yeah.
Wayne
: She's a sweetheart.
J.D.
: Dude, a saint.
Wayne
: A goddess.
J.D.
: A princess.
Wayne
: No what? She's kinda like Mother Teresa.
J.D.
: Yeah, but with way better tits.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Saving Silverman (2001)?
a.
Judith
: Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges!
b.
Kurt Potter
: Wha... how did you do this?
Erin Brockovich
: Well, um, seeing as how I have no brains or legal expertise, and Ed here was losing all faith in the system, am I right?
Ed Masry
: Oh, yeah, completely. No faith, no faith...
Erin Brockovich
: I just went out there and performed sexual favors. Six hundred and thirty-four blow jobs in five days... I'm really quite tired.
c.
Dr. Vorbeck
: An American making love is like a Hungarian playing baseball.
d.
Marquis de Sade
: If someone would try to walk on water and drowned, would you blame the Bible?
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Saving Silverman (2001)?
a.
[
from trailer
]
Eddie Brock
: [
Spider-Man pulls himself up on to the car
] Hey, Parker.
b.
Wayne
: So Darren tells me you're a psychologist.
Judith
: That's right.
Wayne
: I'm in a related field.
Judith
: Really? What is it?
Wayne
: Pest and rodent removal.
Judith
: How is that related?
Wayne
: We both help people.
c.
Agent J
: [
Looking at the picture of K and the pizza guy
] You're pointing at something. [
Looks around
]
Agent J
: That astronaut. [
Goes to the astronaut picture
]
Agent J
: He like, he like. [
Goes to the ovens, seeing pizza boxes stacked like a diamond shape
]
Agent J
: Who would stack pizza boxes like this, its a pizza box stacker who's not stacking pizza boxes. He's leaving clues, it's an arrow.
Agent K
: [
notices a key hanging where the picture points
] Um, J...?
Agent J
: You're slowing me down slick! Whatever we're looking for is in these cabinets! [
Opens up the cabinets and takes out a thing of anchovies
]
Agent J
: Anchovy fillets in virgin olive oil! [
Looks at the can of anchovies dubiously
]
Agent K
: [
takes key
] I hope I'm not slowing you down, partner...
d.
Abigail
: Why would you think I'm anything special?
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Saving Silverman (2001)?
a.
Jakob Heym
: My name is Jakob Heym.
Miss Esther
: The Jakob Heym? I imagined you much taller.
Jakob Heym
: So did I.
b.
Madeline Ashton
: Oh, for Christ's sake, at least lie quickly!
Dakota
: I'm trying to!
c.
Judith
: Have you ever had a girlfriend?
J.D.
: Yes... No!
Judith
: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with a man?
J.D.
: Which man?
Judith
: Any man!
J.D.
: You mean like a tall man?
Judith
: Sure, whatever!
J.D.
: 'Cause I don't like tall people, they bother me!
Judith
: What about a short man?
J.D.
: How short? Some times people can be too short, that's weird like midgets!
Judith
: Have you ever fantasized about having sex with any man, any man at all?
J.D.
: Does that include celebrities?
d.
Captain Jack Wander
: [
after Ludlow tears down his wall
] This is my power. This is my crown. I'm the king of secrets, Tom. I know which city councilmen is doing lines. I know who likes boys, I know who's selling contracts, I know who beat his wife. I own them, even the chief. He's in my pocket, Tom. How do you think I've been able to protect you all these years? What do you think is it you're doing? All these missions. How do you think you're able to touch the untouchables? I'm going to be chief. I will be chief! I will be mayor! This is our world, Tom! So let's take it!
Tom Ludlow
: Is that why you put a hit on Washington? Why you tried to kill me? So you can keep stuffing money in your wall?
Captain Jack Wander
: But this is our money. The unit's. Who do you think paid for Silky's defense, through all those law suits? Who's going to pay for your retirement? I'm just correcting a flaw in the system, Tom. This is about cops helping cops. And if a teacher, or a fireman, could do it, they would do it too.
Tom Ludlow
: What happened to just locking up bad people?
Captain Jack Wander
: We're all bad, Tom.
Tom Ludlow
: You were my best friend.
Captain Jack Wander
: You were family.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Saving Silverman (2001)?
a.
[
from trailer
]
Tommy
: The babies you two are gonna have. Those things are gonna get *really* big and then *really* small.
Jamie
: We're not together.
Tommy
: That was a highly inappropriate series of comments and I apologize.
b.
Colonel Zimmerman
: If you value your life, give us the names of your accomplices!
William Gluck
: I don't value it that highly.
c.
J.D.
: Comingtoyaaaahaaaa
d.
Barnett
: Do I tell you how to sing, darlin'? Hmm? Have I ever told you how to sing a song?
Barbara Jean
: That ain't the point. I know why you're goin' over there.
Barnett
: Don't tell me how to run your life. I been doin' pretty good with it.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Saving Silverman (2001)?
a.
Richard B. Riddick
: [
to Toombs
] Don't know about this new crew of yours. They seem a bit skittish. Probably shouldn't tell 'em what happened to the last crew.
b.
Walter O'Neil
: Couldn't you see blackmail in his eyes?
c.
J.D.
: Die, replacement-friends!
Wayne
: Eat this, Fake Wayne!
d.
Waingro
: Anyone want some pie?
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Saving Silverman (2001)?
a.
Prince Nuada
: [
to Hellboy about the Forest god
] Demon! What are you waiting for? This is what you want, isn't it? Look at it. The last of its kind. Like you and I. If you destroy it, the world will never see its kind again... You have more in common with us than with them. You could be a king... If you cannot command, than you must obey.
b.
Chad Gates
: You know what you need? A good old-fashioned spanking.
Ellie Corbett
: M-Maybe I do. Nobody ever cared enough about me. Even for that.
c.
Jody Salerno
: When they come, tell them that we went boating and got lost. Nothing about Ray, and nothing about the gold.
d.
Darren
: I love you too, Judith.
Sandy
: Judith?
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