Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Puddle Cruiser (1996) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Puddle Cruiser (1996) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Puddle Cruiser (1996).

About the movie: A student falls in love with a fellow student who is defending his buddies in university court. He "proves his love" (more like his masculinity) to her by playing rugby against her ex-boyfriend.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Puddle Cruiser (1996)?
a.		Dr. Kasper: You know, I worry about you, Harry. How are you going to survive teaching in high school where the pupils are really stupid?
b.		Sex Record Voice: One of the most frequent problems encountered during the sexual act is that of premature ejaculation. [the man realizes that this just happened to him] Sex Record Voice: Should premature ejaculation occur, the Joy of Sex album comes equipped with BIG JIM SLADE. [Big Jim Slade bursts through the door] Sex Record Voice: Big Jim, former tight end for the Kansas City Chiefs, is outfitted with various whips, chains, and a sexual appetite that will knock your socks off! [Big Jim carries the woman away] Sex Record Voice: Big Jim has satisfied women throughout the world, and the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln!
c.		James: That's better than a ten-inch dick and you know it!
d.		Emily: Felix, I don't think anything's happening. Felix Bean: It'll happen, Don't worry, I'm on top of it. Emily: On top of the aurora borealis?

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Puddle Cruiser (1996)?
a.		Entertainment Center: Plugsy. Plugsy: Yeah? Entertainment Center: Did you hear that? He's taking some old... STUFF to the dorm instead of us.
b.		Lon Evans: I'm not one of your patients. I don't want your pity. Jeanne Barton: Pity? I don't pity you! I don't even feel sorry for you. I'll reserve that for the boys who really need it, the ones who are a lot worse off than you - the men who can't take a girl in their arms because they haven't any arms!
c.		Felix Bean: Well, there's no way she heard that. Zach: How do you know? Felix Bean: She would have called by now. [Phone begins to ring] Felix Bean: I'm not here. Grogan: Me neither. Zach: Me neither. Freaky Reaky: Me neither. Matt: Me neither. Grogan: [On answering machine] Greetings earthing. At the lazor please record your communication... And take me to your leader [Lazor sounds on recording] Matt: That is the funniest message I've ever heard.
d.		Daphne: I think they passed out. Fred: Great. What do we do with them now? Shaggy: Let's cut out their kidneys and sell them to the black market and leave them in a seedy motel bathtub full of ice.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Puddle Cruiser (1996)?
a.		Tom MacKenzie: What blonde in the kitchen? Richard Sherman: Wouldn't you like to know! Maybe it's Marilyn Monroe!
b.		Emily: [performing stand-up comedy] The cops on this campus are great... Great at eating donuts! Freaky Reaky: [laughs loudly - he is the only person laughing] Emily: But I don't really like donuts. I just like the chocolate ones, the jelly ones, the... Freaky Reaky: [laughing loudly] You gotta love them donuts!
c.		[first lines] Shaquille O'Neal: [screaming] Help! Help! Am I dead? Dr. Phillip C. McGraw: You're not dead. You've been taken against your will. Shaquille O'Neal: Kobe?
d.		Roger: Aww God! Oh, Jesus Christ! Peter: What is it? Roger: My bag! I left my goddamn bag in the other truck! Peter: [stops driving the truck] All right trooper, you better screw your head on. Roger: [hyped tone] Yeah, yeah, yeah, c'mon, c'mon c'mon, let's go! Peter: [grabbing him by the collar] I mean it! Now you're not just playin' with your life, you're playin' with mine! Now... are you straight? Roger: [subdued tone] Yeah.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Puddle Cruiser (1996)?
a.		Robin Longstride: Rise and rise again until lambs become lions.
b.		Chloe: It was the only way to help him stop. Miranda: Stop what? Chloe: Stop fucking me!
c.		Matt: [Discussing the six digit phone number a girl gave Zach] Maybe it's one of those love numbers. Felix Bean: What like I want to be with you 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year [Matt nods] Zach: Yeah, but these numbers are 213147. Felix Bean: Oh well I guess she wants to be with you three days a week 21 hours a day 147 days a year.
d.		Maxim de Winter: I can't forget what it's done to you. I've been thinking of nothing else since it happened. It's gone forever, that funny young, lost look I loved won't ever come back. I killed that when I told you about Rebecca. It's gone. In a few hours, you've grown so much older.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Puddle Cruiser (1996)?
a.		Jan: Hey you! Welcome to America!
b.		The Dude: Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a goddamn moron.
c.		Julie: Is Matt okay? Grogan: He looks pretty good to me. Julie: Well, does he have a girlfriend? Grogan: No, no, no. Julie: Cool. Grogan: No girlfriend. He's too loyal. Julie: What do you mean? Grogan: Well, I think he's still married... Actually, I don't know if he's legally married. See he spent last summer in Natchez, Mississippi. Had a thing with a 12-year-old. I shouldn't be talking about this. Julie: Twelve? Grogan: See, they got married, and the cops found out, and, well, you know cops. That kinda ended it. They still write, though. Well, he writes. She's still learnin'. Ah, it's no big deal, you know, it's over. He's not allowed into Mississippi anymore, and she wanted to raise the kid there, and, uh, between you and me, I think that's for the best.
d.		Calvin: [when Bree coughs after drinking mescal] That'll put hair on your chest. Bree Osbourne: [clasps hands as if praying] Hope not. [laughs]

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Puddle Cruiser (1996)?
a.		Steve Stifler: Jim's getting married, isn't he? Holy fuckin' shit! This is major! Do you have the slightest idea of how important this is? We get to have a bachelor party. Yes! We celebrate the death of Jim with a party in his honor. Chicks and boobs. Tits and ass. Titties, ta-tas, casabas, bazoongas all up in our friggin' faces! Come on, buck up fellas. Show some enthusiasm. It's gonna be fuckin' great. Oh, my god!
b.		Porthos: Wow, ugly!
c.		Will Beacon: How do we know that you're not constructing a WMD? Charles Farmer: Well, because if I was building a weapon of mass destruction, you wouldn't be able to find it.
d.		Grogan: No book bag no deal! No book bag no deal!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Puddle Cruiser (1996)?
a.		Matt: Well hey, Sara. Sara: Hey, Matt. Grogan's so funny. Matt: Yeah. Hey, sounds to me like you like him. Sara: Well... Matt: Wow. You and Garbage Dick. That's great, I mean he was just saying that... Sara: Wait, what did you say? Matt: I was just saying how Garbage Dick told me how he thought you were... Sara: Garbage Dick? Matt: Yeah. Oh, no, no. It's no big deal. I mean, that was at least a year to two ago, anyway. Sara: Wait, what does that mean? Matt: Ah, I wouldn't worry about it. Besides, everyone wears condoms these days, right?
b.		Police Officer: [Linda and Tulio watch as Sylvio gets questioned by a police officer] So let me get this straight? You were attacked by a little white bird? Sylvio: Yes! With this rag! [he holds up a small white rag] Sylvio: He held it to my mouth, like... like this! [he holds the rag against his mouth, takes a breath and faints to the ground; the police officer catches the rag, takes a sniff of it and also faints] Linda: We're doomed.
c.		Charles Godwin: [Rushing to the school room upon hearing Louisa throwing a tantrum from being locked inside the school room finding the door locked] Open the door. Louisa: Papa! Papa! Charles Godwin: [Pounds on the door] Miss Laurier, open this door at once! [Elisabeth opens the door and locks it behind her] Charles Godwin: What do you think you're doing? Open the door! Elisabeth: No, sir. [Charles tries to get the key from behind Elisabeth's back] Louisa: Please, Papa! Come here, please! Charles Godwin: I will not have you treat my daughter like this. Elisabeth: Would you have her grow up ignorant and friendless? Charles Godwin: I'll NOT have her imprisoned! Elisabeth: She cares for no one but you, and so NO ONE cares for her! Charles Godwin: Give me the key. Elisabeth: She's unhappy and lonely. She doesn't know who she is, or what she is to do or why! [Charles manhandles Elisabeth attempting to get the key again] Louisa: Papa, help me! Papa I want you! Elisabeth: I can help her. I know I can. But first she must be taught to obey me. Charles Godwin: If you harm so much as one hair on her head... Elisabeth: [Incensed] Do you think I of all people would ever hurt her? Elisabeth: I'll make you a promise; Whatever I do to Louisa I'll do to myself. You want her to love you. I want her to be loved.
d.		Liz: You know, Terry, you can't see everything through a pair of binoculars. And sometimes, when a woman cries late at night, it doesn't mean it's about some guy. Sometimes, she's just cryin'.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Puddle Cruiser (1996)?
a.		Wizard: What do you want to be in the world? I mean the whole world. What do you want to be? Close your eyes and think about that. August Rush: Found. Wizard: [pauses] Doesn't have enough yin. little more yang, ya know? August Rush: yeah
b.		Dowager Empress Marie: [voiceover narration] We were celebrating the 300th anniversary of our family rule. And that night, no star burned brighter than that of our sweet Anastasia, my youngest granddaughter. She begged me not to return to Paris, so I had a special gift for her to make the separation easier for both of us.
c.		William S. Burroughs: Are you leaving me? Joan Vollmer: Should I? William S. Burroughs: [long pause] As you like.
d.		Zach: So what's his name? Felix Bean: Traci Shannon. Zach: Traci Shannon! That's not just a firsty, firsty. It's also a girly girly

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Puddle Cruiser (1996)?
a.		Felix Bean: [waiting in line for the bathroom at a party] It's like waiting in line for space mountain. You know [with Russian accent] Felix Bean: In Russia?
b.		Warren Worthington, Sr.: Warren, it's a better life. It's what we all want. Warren Worthington III: No. It's what YOU want. [flies off]
c.		O'Reilly: Jeopardy, Jackson, always works.
d.		Officer Michaels: Prepare to be fucked by the long dick of the law!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Puddle Cruiser (1996)?
a.		Roy O'Bannon: [adjusting Chon's cowboy hat] There, sort of a rakish angle. Chon Wang: How do I look? Roy O'Bannon: I think you look great! I think you look like a real cowboy. Very dapper - red bandana. [holding out his hand] Roy O'Bannon: Roy O'Bannon. Chon Wang: [shaking his hand] My name is Chon Wang. Roy O'Bannon: John Wayne? Chon Wang: Chon Wang. Roy O'Bannon: That's a terrible cowboy name! Chon Wang: Why? Roy O'Bannon: No, come on. That's not gonna work. That's horrible; that's so bad! And so's the ponytail!
b.		David: Please... don't turn me in. Sophie: Turn you in to whom? David: To them. To him. To anyone. Sophie: I wouldn't dream of turning you in to anybody, for any reason. You're quite safe here, David. You're safe. David: From the guards? Sophie: From everybody.
c.		Gladys Leeman: [wearing her old pageant outfit] And look, it still fits! Loretta: So she had big ass then, she's got a big ass now.
d.		Zach: What's the difference? It's just a bunch of old white men legislating my uterus anyway.

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