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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996) - Part (8) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996) - Part (8) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996).
About the movie:
Mike Nelson and his robot companions watch and give their comments about "This Island Earth".
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)?
a.
Hank Andrews
: I could run things smoother if people died between 9 to 5
b.
Crow T. Robot
: [
as Cal beats a MutAnt in the head
] Oh, I'm very vulnerable there! Oh, there go the piano lessons! I can't remember my dad!
c.
[
last lines
]
Ruth Carter
: [
reads Breezy's train ticket
] Cheyenne to New York.
Jimmy 'Breezy' Kildare
: Yep, back to the big town. Now that Dad's well again, there's nothing to keep me here.
Ruth Carter
: I wish it read the other way.
Jimmy 'Breezy' Kildare
: You mean Broadway to Cheyenne?
Ruth Carter
: Uh-huh.
Jimmy 'Breezy' Kildare
: Shucks, there's no sense my going then... alone.
Ruth Carter
: Unh-uh.
d.
Bennett
: John, I feel good. Just like old times. What's it feel like to be a dying man? You're a dead man, John!
Matrix
: Bullshit!
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)?
a.
Lt. Robin Crusoe
: [
Using a home-made bamboo sextant
] According... to... my... calculations, I'm somewhere between Elmira, New York, and Muncie, Indiana.
b.
Gypsy
: Uh uh! No way! This is your dishwashing liquid! You soak in it!
c.
[
Finding out that they are going to get a divorce
]
Oliver Rose
: And you better get yourself a damn good lawyer!
Barbara Rose
: Best your money can buy!
d.
Richard Vernon
: That's the last time, Bender. That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make $31,000 a year and I have a home and I'm not about to throw it all away on some punk like you. But someday when you're outta here and you've forgotten all about this place and they've forgotten all about you, and you're wrapped up in your own pathetic life, I'm gonna be there. That's right. And I'm gonna kick the living shit out of you. I'm gonna knock your dick in the dirt.
Bender
: You threatening me?
Richard Vernon
: What are you gonna do about it? You think anyone's gonna believe you? You think anyone is gonna take your word over mine? I'm a man of respect around here. They love me around here. I'm a swell guy. You're a lying sack of shit and everybody knows it. Oh, you're a tough guy. Hey c'mon. Get on your feet pal. Let's find out how tough you are. I wanna know right now how tough you are. [
offers Bender his chin
]
Richard Vernon
: Just take the first shot. I'm begging you, take a shot. Just one hit. Come on, that's all I need, just one swing... [
Bender pauses, staring
]
Richard Vernon
: That's what I thought. You're a gutless turd.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)?
a.
Jack
: [
looks at the written figure of the fees for joining a sports club
] Oh another digit and it could almost be a telephone number.
b.
Tom Servo
: Well what kind of shit-hole planet is this?
c.
Lou Loomis
: I'm going to put it right on the line. There's been a lot of complaints already. Fooling around on the course, bad language, smoking grass, poor caddying. If you guys want to get fired. If you want to be replaced by golf carts, just keep it up.
d.
Dinger
: I should be at the dance. I was at the dance. Dancing perfectly. With a hot chick. She wanted me. I know she wanted me. Well every girl wants me. But instead I'm sitting out here freezing my ass off in some butt-ugly red Mustang.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)?
a.
Jody Salerno
: Are you accusing me of theft Easton?
b.
Jack Sparrow
: [
to Angelica, who has been posing as Jack
] You've stolen me. And I've come to take meself back.
c.
Tom Servo
: Hope you like cyanide!
d.
[
Machete trailer
]
Announcer
: [
voiceover
] But they soon realize...
The Boss
: He's coming after *us*! [
cut to Machete opening his jacket to reveal an arsenal of machetes
]
Announcer
: They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)?
a.
Tom Servo
: I could've sworn we parked at the... Oh shit!
b.
Dr. Schreber
: It appears that John has suffered a psychotic break. Complete memory loss. He may be delusional. Even violent. Emma, if he were to contact you, and I suspect he will, you must call me immediately. Do you understand? It is imperative that I be the first one to reach him. Wherever you husband is, he is searching... for himself.
c.
Catfish
: You ever think what it'd be like to do whatever you want? To have the freedom to screw up, with none of the responsibility?
Bert
: You don't need to be free to screw up. People with responsibilities do it all the time.
d.
Daniel Miller
: Y'know if you really wanna make this place feel like Earth, you should open a few of those mini-malls.
Helen
: It's funny you should say that - a few just opened outside of town. Personally, I wouldn't use them because I don't like yogurt and I LOVE doing my own nails.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)?
a.
Billy Flynn
: You're a phony celebrity and in two weeks no one's going to give a shit about you... that's Chicago.
b.
Mike Nelson
: Doesn't the fact that it's universal make it international?
c.
[
last title card
]
Title card
: Some years later, Mrs. Ansonia Feathers made the arduous journey to Hodgeman County to visit the last resting place of her only daughter. William Munny had long since disappeared with the children... some said to San Francisco where it was rumored he prospered in dry goods. And there was nothing on the marker to explain to Mrs. Feathers why her only daughter had married a known thief and murderer, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition.
d.
Miss Hannigan
: It's time for a tumble with the bundle.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)?
a.
[
about to fight Hu Li
]
James Carter
: I'm gonna pretend you a man. A very beautiful man with a great body that I'd like to take to the movies.
b.
Angela
: [
after stabbing Ally
] Get up. Get up! Get in there. Get in the toilet! [
shoves Ally into outhouse
]
Angela
: What's down there?
Angela
: Answer me!
Ally
: Shit!
Angela
: That's right one of your favorite words. Do you mind if I borrow it for a moment? You've been a shitty friend and a shitty camper. What else is down there? Answer me!
Ally
: Piss!
Angela
: You've pissed away your good looks and God-given talent your whole life and turned it into nothing but a cynical dirty mouth waste of flesh! What else is down there?
Ally
: I dunno!
Angela
: Well, then, I guess you're just going to have to climb in and find out.
Angela
: Leeches, Ally! For a leech like you!
Angela
: You should have been the first to go.
c.
Mike
: I'm just gona drop you at the north pole, that okay?
d.
Scott Jacobs
: Oooo, the girl's got a hook!
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)?
a.
George Simmons
: So, Ira Wright? That's not your real name. You're hiding some Judaism.
Ira Wright
: I don't think I can hide that. My face is circumcised.
b.
Mike
: So they worship the ever-lasting gobstopper?
c.
Pierre Cauchon
: Just who's side are you on?
John, Count of Luxembourg
: The same side that we are all on - the *me* side.
d.
Sam
: Shut the hell up!
Sam
: That man can talk some serious shit.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)?
a.
Crow T. Robot
: G.I. Joe action set. Nerdy Joe not included.
b.
Mabel, the maid
: You better call out when you get to the guest house. Sometimes she swims in the nude.
Edward Shaw
: Don't worry about it. So do I.
c.
Jenny
: So you just go around Europe sleeping with every woman you meet?
Christoph
: No, please Jenny, it is not like that. I also sleep with men.
d.
Jack Benteen
: I don't give up my gun without somebody gettin' hurt.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie (1996)?
a.
Fritz' Old Lady
: [
referring to their son
] and what have you done for Ralphie? Other than teach him how to masturbate... and left handed, no less!
b.
McDuff
: You strike me as smart. Which brings me to my next point that you should, uh, pay attention to. I don't want you to be guilty. So, Mr. Duncan; take a breath, start again, let's have a conversation that makes you not guilty.
c.
Mike Nelson
: [
as the Universal-Internation Presents credit comes up
] Doesn't the fact that it's universal make it international?
d.
Elijah Muhammad
: You will be in the public eye. Beware of them cameras. Oh, them cameras are bad as any narcotic.
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