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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Twelfth Night (1996) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Twelfth Night (1996) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Twelfth Night (1996)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Twelfth Night (1996).

About the movie: Shakespeare's comedy of gender confusion, in which a girl disguises herself as a man to be near the count she adores, only to be pursued by the woman he loves.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Twelfth Night (1996)?
a.		Duke Orsino of Illyria: If music be the food of love, play on.
b.		Jeff Kohlver: You're getting yourself in terrible trouble. Hayley Stark: Oh? Oh, and how's that? Jeff Kohlver: If you cut me in any way, you won't forget it. It changes you when you hurt somebody. Hayley Stark: Oh, and you speak from experience, I guess. Jeff Kohlver: I've just lived. Unlike you. The things you do wrong... they haunt you. Hayley Stark: Tell me what you're haunted by. Jeff Kohlver: Do you wanna remember this day when you're with a guy? On a date? On your wedding night? 'Cause I promise you, you will. Don't do that to yourself. Hayley Stark: Wow... You know, that is so thoughtful! You are speaking to me so selflessly! I mean, you just don't want me to castrate you for my own benefit? Wow, I'm touched. Jeff, why don't we imagine someone saying the same thing to you at a random moment? Imagine that when you downloaded this little girl... I was sitting by your side, saying, "Stop, don't do that to yourself." Would you have listened? "Stop. Don't do that to yourself."
c.		Dan Millman: I have a metal rod in my leg.
d.		Dr. David Newcome: Strange how words can be true, and yet have no truth in them.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Twelfth Night (1996)?
a.		Nick Adams: Look, what can you tell in four days? George: I'll tell ya what I can tell. I can tell ya that three times a day I get hungry and every twenty-four hours I get an irresistible urge to go to sleep in a bed. I don't wanna beg and I don't wanna steal. I don't want a cop tellin' me I'm a vagrant and runnin' me outta town. I'm sorry to desert you, but I'm not cut out for this kind of a life.
b.		Jerry: Have you been doing those Reader's Digest 'Word-Power' columns again?
c.		Steven Spurrier: No offense, but I don't foresee the imminent cultivation of the Chicago vine.
d.		Sir Andrew: I was adored once too.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Twelfth Night (1996)?
a.		Artie: You know, Shrek, you're all right. You just need to do a little less yelling, and use more soap. Shrek: Thanks, Artie. Artie: The soap is because you stink. Really bad. Shrek: Yeah, I got that.
b.		Tracy Lord: You hardly know him. C. K. Dexter Haven: To hardly know him is to know him well.
c.		Drycoff: What's up? Det. Roland Castlebeck: What's the story with that HumVee? Drycoff: Gone. Det. Roland Castlebeck: Cadillac? Drycoff: Same. Where we goin'? Det. Roland Castlebeck: The only '67 Shelby in the area is registered at a place called the International Towers in Long Beach. Drycoff: Let's go to Long Beach.
d.		Orsino: There's for thy pains. Feste: No pains, sir: I take pleasure in singing, sir. Orsino: I'll pay thy pleasure then. Feste: Truly, sir, and pleasure will be paid, one time or another.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Twelfth Night (1996)?
a.		Sir Toby Belch: Dost thou think, because thou art virtuous, there shall be no more cakes and ale?
b.		Roger Rabbit: Boy, what is this, some kind of secret room? Dolores: It's a rotgut room, holdover from Prohibition. Roger Rabbit: Oh, I get it, a speakeasy, a gin mill, a hooch parlor.
c.		Skinner: [to Linguini] Do you know what would happen if anyone knew we had a rat in our kitchen? They'd close us down. Our reputation is hanging as a thread as it is. Take it away from here. Far away. Kill it. Dispose of it. Go!
d.		Alexis: Did you remember to bring a camera? David: I don't know. Did I? Alexis: I don't think so. David: You're right, I didn't.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Twelfth Night (1996)?
a.		Joe Dirt: Buffalo Bob's kind of a weird name, but people say Joe Dirt's a weird name and how cool am I? Joe Dirt: [talking to Buffalo Bob] Hey to tell you the truth brother, between you and me, that thing with the dog is comin' off a little fruit-y. I mean that's just me talkin'. Hey, where's my supplies? Buffalo Bob: [frustrated] Oh, for Christ's sake! [Shoving down a basket] Buffalo Bob: Here! Joe Dirt: [squeal of delight] Wee, Auto Trader. Ooh August, I don't got this one.
b.		Vince Hackett: You won't be needing my tender care anymore You're free to go, Jess. Anywhere where the Mexican law or Mexican federales can't find you. Or any place north where the American law or the American cavalry can't run you down. You're a famous man, Jess. Don't ever forget it. Jess Wade: I won't.
c.		Cesario: Dost thou live by thy music, friend? Feste: No, sir, I live by the church. Cesario: Art thou a churchman? Feste: No such matter, sir: I do live by the church; for I do live at my house, and my house doth stand by the church.
d.		Sheriff Morton: We're here on business. Pat Bogan: What business? Sheriff Morton: It's about that big, sweet brother of yours. Pat Bogan: Gary? What about Gary? Sheriff Morton: To add to his rich, full life, he killed a guard as he escaped from the penitentiary this morning.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Twelfth Night (1996)?
a.		Socrates: Death isn't sad. The sad thing is: most people don't live at all.
b.		Tommy Gibbs: [at Mama's funeral] I gave her everything she wanted, Rufus, but she still wasn't ever happy. Reverend Rufus: You know, I almost feel like I could pray for her.
c.		Malvolio: Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
d.		[Virgil is lying down on Han's car and Han smacks him] Han: Get the fuck off my car!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Twelfth Night (1996)?
a.		Rifat Maroun: [reading the mail] Wow. Your mother's dating Colin Powell now. Good. I hope he marries her. What a hypocrite. How are you supposed to learn anything anyhow? Rifat Maroun: I have to go to Thena's...
b.		Chloe: [on being a Chihuahua] Tiny, but mighty.
c.		Feste: Good madonna, why mournest thou? Olivia: Good fool, for my brother's death. Feste: I think his soul is in hell, madonna. Olivia: I know his soul is in heaven, fool. Feste: The more fool, madonna, to mourn for your brother's soul being in heaven.
d.		Uncle Sweetheart: Who's talking to you? Bobby Cupid: Common sense! The voices in my head. I mean screw this so-called concert, Jack. Let's disappear for a while, let's go to the South Seas, let's go where Gauguin went and just... Uncle Sweetheart: [grabs Bobby] I don't know which one of these voice is coming out of your head, but tell it to shut the fuck up! And Gauguin was a stockbroker.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Twelfth Night (1996)?
a.		Olivia: Why, this is very midsummer's madness.
b.		[first lines] Maddie: Jeffers morning, George. [gives him the finger] George: Jeffers morning. [returns the finger]
c.		[repeated line] The Boy: I believe.
d.		Barbara Robbins: Go away with Ed. Take Phil. I am giving you these two weeks. It's my present. Go and... find your smile! Mitch Robbins: What if I can't? Barbara Robbins: We'll jump off that bridge when we come to it.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Twelfth Night (1996)?
a.		Mr. Daws: Did I ever tell you I been struck by lightning seven times? Once when I was repairing a leak on the roof. [brief footage of a man getting struck by lightning] Mr. Daws: Once I was just crossing the road to get the mail. [brief footage of a man getting struck by lightning] Mr. Daws: Once, I was walking my dog down the road. [brief footage of a man getting struck by lightning] Mr. Daws: Blinded in one eye; can't hardly hear. I get twitches and shakes out of nowhere; always losing my line of thought. But you know what? God keeps reminding me I'm lucky to be alive. [sniffles] Mr. Daws: Storm's comin'.
b.		Malvolio: My masters, are you mad? Have ye no wit, manners, nor honesty, but to gabble like tinkers at this time of night? Do ye make an alehouse of my lady's house? Is there no respect of place, persons, nor time in you?
c.		John Kinsella: Is this heaven? Ray Kinsella: It's Iowa. John Kinsella: Iowa? I could have sworn this was heaven. [John starts to walk away] Ray Kinsella: Is there a heaven? John Kinsella: Oh yeah. It's the place where dreams come true. [Ray looks around, seeing his wife playing with their daughter on the porch] Ray Kinsella: Maybe this is heaven.
d.		Quick: You're gonna be the nine-toed-havingest-limpingest bitch in Harlem if you don't stop fucking with me. Now put the razor away.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Twelfth Night (1996)?
a.		Harry: Why the hell did you take your shoes off? Marv: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?
b.		General Rieekan: I don't think we can protect two transports at a time. Princess Leia: It's risky but we can't hold out much longer. We have no choice. General Rieekan: Launch patrols. Princess Leia: Evacuate remaining ground staff.
c.		Maria: Go shake your ears!
d.		Dr. Satan: Now my dream has come true! Steve Wachowski, vice-president of the chess club, and Suzi X, homecoming queen together at last! Suzi X: Hey, loosen up, man. You're crushing my titties!

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