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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Mr. Jones (1993) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Mr. Jones (1993) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Mr. Jones (1993)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Mr. Jones (1993).

About the movie: The story about the relationship between a manic depressive man, Mr Jones, and the female doctor who takes more than a professional interest in his treatment.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Jones (1993)?
a.		Bo Catlett: I'd like to introduce my associate, The Bear. Movie stuntman, champion bodybuilder. Throws out things I don't want. Bear: I think you ought to turn around and head back to Miami. Chili Palmer: So you're a stuntman, huh? Bear: Yeah. Chili Palmer: You any good? Bear: Am I any good? [He turns to Bo, laughing. Chili grabs him by the balls, then throws him down the stairs] Chili Palmer: That's not bad for a guy his size.
b.		Molly Stark Wood: I have several little boys just your age. The Virginian: Do book learnin' do a cowhand any good?
c.		[Diesel 10 sees the big hole on the viaduct] Diesel 10: What? What's going on? [tries to stop] Diesel 10: Whoa, hold it, hold it. Hold on, hold on, Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! [falls off the viaduct, but his claw manages to grab on a track board] Diesel 10: Puffball! Teapot! Tin Kettttllllee! [the board breaks, and Diesel 10 falls down below, landing on a passing barge] Diesel 10: Oh. Oh well, nice time of the year for a cruise. [chuckles] Diesel 10: [Barge takes Diesel 10 away]
d.		Mr. Jones: Give me this. This first day, I work for free. Mr. Jones: I give it to you, its a gift. Second day, you pay me for two days. Mr. Jones: Third day, I have your job.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Jones (1993)?
a.		Joseph Lawrence: Assemble the Squad!
b.		Dixie Dare: Honey, why don't you get wise to yourself? This town's full of men who'd go goofy over you if you'd let 'em; so let 'em! Oh, don't take 'em too seriously; just kid 'em along and get what you can out of 'em. Say, if I had your looks I'd wear ermine underwear. Marion Cullen: Well, maybe you would, Dixie, but I'm not the type. Dixie Dare: You're telling me that after the way Humphries's been givin' you the eye the last three weeks? Marion Cullen: Now you're imagining things. Dixie Dare: So's Humphries.
c.		Mr. Jones: I'd like to close my account, please. Susan: You just opened this account last week. Mr. Jones: Yeah, I'm a fickle kind of guy. Susan: Oh, my goodness. Susan: Okay, you have $12,752 in your account. Do you want that in hundreds? Mr. Jones: I'll leave that up to your impeccable judgement.
d.		[talking about Capt. Miller] Corporal Upham: Reiben, so you even know where he went to school? Private Reiben: Cap'n didn't go to school, they assembled him at OSC outta spare body parts of dead GIs. Private Caparzo: You gotta pay attention to detail, I know exactly where he's from and I know exactly what he did 'cuz I pay attention to detail. Private Jackson: Hey, Upham, careful you don't step in the bullshit!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Jones (1993)?
a.		Ben: We don't have a pea under our mattress. You know what we have? [shouts] Ben: A fucking watermelon!
b.		Jane: [running after Flagg as he flees the house] Edwin, you forgot your money!
c.		Mr. Jones: Why do only children have flying dreams?
d.		Forrest Gump: So Bubba was from Bayou la Batrie, Alabama, and his mama cooked shrimp. And her mama before her cooked shrimp, and her mama before her mama cooked shrimp, too. Bubba's family knew everything there was to know about the shrimpin' business.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Jones (1993)?
a.		Mark Zuckerberg: People want to go online and check out their friends, so why not build a website that offers that? Friends, pictures, profiles, whatever you can visit, browse around, maybe it's someone you just met at a party. Eduardo, I'm not talking about a dating site, I'm talking about taking the entire social experience of college and putting it online.
b.		Brad: You wouldn't have these problems if you would just follow my rules: 100. Friends don't let friends fuck ugly people 99. Try everything twice, the first time you might have been doing it wrong 98. Fat girls give the best head because they're always hungry 97. Cologne: overrated... Deodorant: a must 96. Blondes are usually too dumb to realize they're having more fun 95. After puberty, that's not "baby fat" 94. ATM = the Holy Grail 93. All hippie chicks deep throat, but few vegans swallow 92. Women like shoes. They will look at yours; purchase accordingly 91. BBBJ or why bother? 90. Women cannot parallel park 89. If you wanna fuck it, you've got to be willing to lick it. 88. Ass, stomach, legs, boobs - in that order 87. If it's not dirty, you're doing something wrong 86. If a friend's apartment is running low on toilet paper, you're required to use it all 85. Cheerleaders are overrated 84. Under no circumstance may two men share an umbrella 83. Never allow a conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her 82. Other than in February, the 14th of every month is Pizza and Blowjob Night 81. Dogs are better than cats... period 80. Bigger is never better when they're fake 79. Don't leave the house until you're camera ready 78. A period does not equal a week off from sex 77. Mustaches and hunting = gay 76. Sucking your best friend's dick = priceless 75. You are not accountable if you bring ugly people home, unless you fuck them again in the morning 74. If her mom isn't a MILF, chances are she won't be one either 73. Fake orgasms count, as long as they're not yours 72. The G-spot does not exist 71. There is NOTHING sexy about pregnant women 70. Persistence gets you laid 69. Never give yourself a haircut while drunk 68. No panties = a good night 67. Drinks hard liquor = a great night 66. Tongue piercing = God loves you! 65. Saliva isn't always the best lubricant, just the most fun to apply 64. White cotton panties and knee socks. Enough said! 63. Never lend money to friends 62. Never lend books, CDs, or DVDs to anyone 61. The month you finish paying for your car, it will break down 60. Elvis is not dead 59. Lee Harvey Oswald did not act alone 58. What's good for you usually won't taste better. Example: processed peanut butter vs. the all-natural kind 57. People who don't use turn signals deserve mandatory prison sentences 56. Never let a girl shave your balls 55. Porn saves lives 54. Republicans are better at... well... nothing 53. If you've never had New Haven brick oven pizza, you've never had pizza. There is no pizza in New York or Chicago. Don't argue, you'll just sound foolish 52. Old country = cool Alt-country = really cool New country = sucks 51. Condition your hair once a day 50. Masturbate twice a day 49. Eat three square meals every day 48. Women should never cut their hair, unless they're going to play for the other team 47. Crying is blackmail 46. Your choice: spay or neuter your pet... or yourself 45. If she sleeps in your bed, sex is a given 44. If a girl leaves her dirty panties lying around, she wants you to sniff them 43. There's no such thing as "giving 110%" 42. Halloween is the only holiday that matters 41. Sympathy sex trumps make-up sex 40. Body hair just gets in the way 39. Rip bread, don't slice it 38. Every man should learn how to dance, but no other man should know he can 37. Men have no right to speak on the subject of abortion 36. Every decade gives us only one great double album: The White Album, Exile On Main Street, London Calling, Being There, and Cold Roses. 35. Chivalry is not dead, but she has to earn it 34. Watch Carnival Of Souls at least once in your lifetime 33. If your pubic hair is blonde or red, shaving is optional 32. You can cheat on girls with hairy legs 31. If they don't answer, it means yes 30. Never turn down a chance to sleep with a celebrity 29. Sex is better in warmer climates 28. Emo guys = gay; emo gals = easy marks 27. Never trust people who don't drink coffee 26. Springsteen really is The Boss 25. If there's a problem, talk it out 24. If you can't talk it out: fuck, then try again 23. Never lease what you can buy 22. Never break up using a post-it note, her biker friends will hurt you for it 21. Never say "no" to a green-eyed girl 20. Live life as if The Catcher In The Rye were your bible 19. Don't lie, you will get caught 18. Admit that the 1986 Mets were the greatest baseball team of all time and life will be easier 17. Know the legal age of consent in every place you visit 16. Wild animals belong in the wild, not in zoos, fairs, or roadside attractions 15. Pussy farts are charming 14. Only wear a bra if you're going to offend me 13. Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder 12. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye 11. Never underestimate the power of stupid peoplein large groups 10. When in doubt, mumble 9. Masturbation is overrated 8. Small boobs are misunderstood 7. Better to be feared than loved, but even better to have your love feared 6. Handcuffs are the ultimate sex toy 5. If you can't convince them, confuse them 4. Quiet girls are the most likely to toss your salad 3. Women do not understand remote controls, there is no exception to this rule 2. Never overthink... And the most important rule of all: Friends don't fuck.
c.		Mr. Jones: [crying] I can't... I can't stop the sadness.
d.		Ed Cunningham: Hey! How come you speak perfect English all of a sudden? Dr. Lao: [no accent] Oh, it comes and goes. Whatever dialect the mood requires. Ed Cunningham: Oh, it just comes and goes? Dr. Lao: [thick Chinese accent] Whassa matta you? Alla time asking silly questions! Wise guy!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Mr. Jones (1993)?
a.		Jessica Spencer, April: Boys are cheats and liars, they're such a big disgrace. They will tell you anything to get to second base... ball, baseball he thinks he's gonna score. If you let him go all the way then you are a hor... ticulture studies flowers, geologist studies rocks. The only thing a guy wants from you is a place to put his cock... roaches, beetles, butterflies and bugs. Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of jug... glers and acrobats, a dancing bear named Chuck. All guys really want to do is - forget it, no such luck.
b.		Rental Car Trainee: Would you be interested in purchasing liability insurance?
c.		Mr. Jones: I'm going to tell you something. Both of you listen, you might learn something. It is not a disease! Okay? Not a disease! I do not have a disease. This is who I am! I like who I am! You got it? Mr. Jones: ... Mr. Jones: The fact is, that the doctor and the other fine healers have decided that Im bipolar... and this is without regard to the fact that they have not one shred of evidence.
d.		[last lines - original version] Chris MacNeil: Father Dyer? I thought you'd like to keep this.

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