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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Josh and S.A.M. (1993) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Josh and S.A.M. (1993) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Josh and S.A.M. (1993)

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About the movie: Josh and Sam are two brothers facing change, their mother is about to marry a French accountant and the kids are sent to go live with their father in Florida...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Josh and S.A.M. (1993)?
a.		Draco Malfoy: [stomping on Harry's nose] That was for my father. [covers Harry with his Invisibility Cloak] Draco Malfoy: Enjoy your trip back to London!
b.		Kelly Van Ryan: I miss Dad. Sandra Van Ryan: I miss him too... sometimes... Kelly Van Ryan: No you don't! Sandra Van Ryan: He didn't HAVE to kill himself, Kelly.
c.		Josh Whitney: I just saw Jean Pierre on 60 Minutes confessing everything. He was in the shadows but I could tell by those big lips of his.
d.		Temujin, later Genghis Khan: No woman will be taken against her will. Shan: But Lord, that's what women are for! And besides, the best have already been taken! Temujin, later Genghis Khan: A wise man does not judge a horse by its saddle markings!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Josh and S.A.M. (1993)?
a.		Norm Gunderson: They announced it. Marge Gunderson: They announced it? Norm Gunderson: Yeah. Marge Gunderson: So? Norm Gunderson: Three-cent stamp. Marge Gunderson: Your mallard? Norm Gunderson: Yeah. Marge Gunderson: Oh, that's terrific. Norm Gunderson: It's just a three-cent stamp. Marge Gunderson: It's terrific. Norm Gunderson: Hautman's blue-winged teal got the 29-cent. People don't much use the three-cent. Marge Gunderson: Oh, for Pete's sake. Of course they do. Whenever they raise the postage, people need the little stamps.
b.		The Crypt Keeper: [in a fake Jamaican accent] Oh, what up my people? Welcome to Jamaica man! This is your old bosom bloody the Cryptkeeper. Hot Girl: Nice hair. The Crypt Keeper: Aint they cool? On me they call these "deadlocks". [Cackles] The Crypt Keeper: Woah! One of the things I love about Jamaica is the eye popping honeys. Of course, I'd prefer them with a little less meat on their bones, or better yet, just bones [Cackles. A woman brings him a drink with a shrunken head in it] The Crypt Keeper: T'anks but that's not what I be meanin when I say I want a little head. [Cackles] The Crypt Keeper: Anyway, mon, I just wrapped my new movie here in Jamaica, where they dance, smoke grass and all the nice girls be in the voodoo trance. What a place to work. You've got mangos, papayas, [Focus in on a woman's breasts] The Crypt Keeper: tourists and they're all so delicous. [Cackles] The Crypt Keeper: So enough of the jabberin' [We focus in on a woman lying on her back. She's slowly taking off her bra] The Crypt Keeper: Our movie awaits... oy! So sit back and relaxe kiddies, and don't worry, be happy! The beast is yet to come! Hahahahahahaha!
c.		[last lines] a crew member: Ok, mark it. And action. [man screams in pain] a crew member: Cut. The Bride: Oh, come on, let's do it again. [a crew member laughs]
d.		Josh Whitney: Doesn't it make you feel sad inside? Sam Whitney: Genetically altered inside. I'm all metal and wires. It's cold. I don't feel things the way you do.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Josh and S.A.M. (1993)?
a.		Derek Baxter: I knew it! Josh Whitney: Knew what Mr. Baxter? Derek Baxter: Don't call me that, Josh, call me Dad.
b.		[Helen stumbles upon Kyle and Tiffani kissing and thinks her son's gone straight while Marc and Troy watch] Helen: Have you told that awful ex-boyfriend of yours yet? Kyle: Mom, I have a feeling that he already knows. Marc: I have a feeling this is the funniest thing he's ever seen. Kyle: Well, I have a feeling that the childish things that he's doing are acts of jealousy and, in some small way, it's kind of nice to know that he cares for a change. Helen: Who gives a shit about him? I'm gonna be a grandma!
c.		Little John: Be careful or six of your best friends will be carrying you by the handles.
d.		Lawson Pines: Autumn comes slowly in New Orleans. The grass remains a stubborn green, but the heat gives way to a gentle warmth. Pursy did begin to catch on in school. She was surprised. We weren't. Winter arrived before we realized the sunlit hours of summer had waned. So now the wine began to outlast the day and that was more than anyone could've asked for.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Josh and S.A.M. (1993)?
a.		Clark: How'd the big date go? Chris: It was terrible. I went in for a kiss, but she wants a hug, okay? Then I get caught in a sort of kiss-hug limbo type thing. I don't know what that is, then I ended up shaking her entire body! Clark: So you gave her a body shake? Chris: Oh, God! I should've just kissed her! What am I doing? Clark: It looks like you picked up right where you left off. You're back in the friend zone.
b.		Josh Whitney: Sam you're a genius! Sam Whitney: Yeah well it's not my fault. They made me that way.
c.		Ed: [regarding the Press] Frank, they're not here for you. "Weird Al" Yankovic is on the plane.
d.		Cook: What's your line? Starman: Line? Cook: Work. Whaddya do when you're not hitchin' rides? Starman: Oh, I make maps. Cook: Make any money? Starman: I make maps. Cook: Well, you don't get rich cookin' either!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Josh and S.A.M. (1993)?
a.		Becky: Your destiny can be your doom. Look at me and my Rick.
b.		Pizza Man: This pizza, I make myself. My wife, she no make-a da pizza. No more!
c.		Marla Hooch - 2nd Base: I singin' to Nelson, ain't I baby?
d.		Samuel: I can explain in two words: we propose to marry your daughters.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Josh and S.A.M. (1993)?
a.		Dorothy: Look at me Laurel, I'm the oldest 26 year old in the world.
b.		Curran: Why'd you leave the doorway? Were you looking for a rush, a little rush? Well, I hope you got it. Because you just toasted a man you put in his grave.
c.		Leonardo da Vinci: I shall leave walking on water to the Son of God. Fortunately I tripped over an angel.
d.		Josh Whitney: Dad can I be excused? Thom: For God's sake, Josh, clean your plate! [Josh stands up and scoops all the food off his plate] Josh Whitney: Is that clean enough? Thom: Go to your room. Josh Whitney: You're in my damn room!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Josh and S.A.M. (1993)?
a.		Derek Baxter: There's this one thing I want to ask you Josh?, What day were you born on? Josh Whitney: umm... uh... June 17th Derek Baxter: That's uh, nine months back, that's the night we beat Carling, that's perfect... woo-hoo... that's homecoming night, I knew it! Josh Whitney: Knew what Mr. Baxter? Derek Baxter: Don't call me that... (blushes)... Call me Dad!
b.		Mr. J.P. McGowan: Charm counts, but you got this on your brains. Don't forget that, Anne. Anne Murdock: Indeed I won't, Mr. McGowan. Mr. J.P. McGowan: Now run along, fix your face.
c.		Ace Lamont: Great town, St. Louis. You were born here? Ruby Carter: Yes. Ace Lamont: What part? Ruby Carter: Why, all of me.
d.		Katherine Watson: These girls! Are you proud, President Carr? President Jocelyn Carr: Yes, actually, I am. Katherine Watson: Well, you should be, I guess. Half of them are already married, and the other half, oh just give it a month or so! I mean, it's really only a matter of time! That's what they're doing here, right, they're just biding their time until somebody proposes! President Jocelyn Carr: A hundred years ago, it was inconceivable for a woman to be a college graduate! I think, perhaps, you should look back to see how far we've come! Katherine Watson: Well, I'm sorry, from where I sit it's just a different kind of corset. President Jocelyn Carr: Well, we can all use a little support. Katherine Watson: Oh, like the kind you gave Amanda Armstrong? President Jocelyn Carr: She broke the law! Katherine Watson: According to Betty Warren!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Josh and S.A.M. (1993)?
a.		Sam Whitney: You're not my brother anymore! Josh Whitney: What? Sam Whitney: I just decided it, the same way Dad isn't Mom's Husband anymore Josh Whitney: You must be dumber than Dad's stepsons, you can't divorce me Sam Whitney: uh-huh, he can take you away like he took the lawn mower and the barbeque Josh Whitney: Doesn't matter, i'd still be your brother wherever I was , evwn if I was a thousand million miles away! Sam Whitney: I wish you were!
b.		[last lines] Marilyn: Honey, it's over.
c.		Seth: What's that like? What's it taste like? Describe it like Hemingway. Maggie Rice: Well, it tastes like a pear. You don't know what a pear tastes like? Seth: I don't know what a pear tastes like to you. Maggie Rice: Sweet, juicy, soft on your tongue, grainy like a sugary sand that dissolves in your mouth. How's that? Seth: It's perfect.
d.		Scott: Roberta? Roberta: What? Scott: Why do you think we fight all the time? Roberta: Just something to do, I guess. Why? Scott: 'Cause... 'cause I think you are a real nice girl. Roberta: I always thought you hated me. Scott: So did I...

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Josh and S.A.M. (1993)?
a.		[first lines] Jewel Hightower: Morning Otto. Otto Granberry: Good morning. Jewel Hightower: Long meeting, huh? Otto Granberry: Yeah. I don't think lunch'll ever get here. Jewel Hightower: You hungry? Otto Granberry: Little bit...
b.		Bruce Gardner: Fucking son of a bitch!
c.		Cy-Kill: I'm losing my patience! Which is Magmar? Solitaire: Very well, I suppose it makes no difference now. [Solitaire points to Boulder] Solitaire: That's Magmar leading the charge. Cy-Kill: Blast that rock! Solitaire: What? No! Crasher: I'll reduce him to sand! Ha ha ha! Solitaire: Why attack Magmar? Cy-Kill: Because you're not a very convincing liar. Ha ha ha ha!
d.		Josh Whitney: What can I do? I'm a wanted man with a screwed up brother.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Josh and S.A.M. (1993)?
a.		Lea: Are you serious, or is this just your method? Edmund Duverne: Both, as usual.
b.		[as in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948)] Raul Hernandez: Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers.
c.		The Devil: No one takes priority over me. God: Ooohhh nooooo? AHEM... AHEM... The Devil: Well... maybe one.
d.		Curtis: Did Josh really kill a guy? Sam Whitney: Dad is trying to cover for him, but I saw him. He beat him over the head with a pool stick he was so mad. Leon: What was he so mad about? Sam Whitney: The guy called him a homo.

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