Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Armed and Dangerous (1986) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Armed and Dangerous (1986) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Armed and Dangerous (1986).

About the movie: A fired cop and useless lawyer sign up as security guards and find they've joined a corrupt union.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Armed and Dangerous (1986)?
a.		Mallory Grace: What happens when Mulgarath gets the book? Thimbletack: I die. You die. We all die. Bye-bye. Mallory Grace: [turns to Jared; voice quavering slightly] What does he mean, 'we all die'? Jared Grace: I think he means... we all die.
b.		Penelope: [about her sons disrespect] That's NOT the way you're supposed to behave in front of guests!
c.		Philip Marlowe: You got a map of south america? Rigby Reardon: Yeah. Philip Marlowe: Check out Peru. Rigby Reardon: Got it! Philip Marlowe: There's a little town on the coast called Paite. Tell me where it is. Rigby Reardon: It's next to a tiny island called - son of a gun! Carlotta! It's not a woman's name, it's a place.
d.		[Frank and Norman exit the porno bookstore disguised as a transvestite and leather man respectively when they run into the bad cops looking for them; Frank and Norman freeze] Sergeant Rizzo: What are you looking at you schmucks? [Frank and Norman sigh with relief that Rizzo does not recognize them and quickly get into their characters] Frank Dooley: [mimicking 'Divine'] Oh, isn't he cute? And look that these muscles. Sergeant Rizzo: Take your hands off me! I'm a police officer. Norman Kane: [falsetto voice] Oh, don't mine him. He gets so frisky every time he sees a badge. Frank Dooley: What are you doing later on tonight? Sergeant Rizzo: Take a walk you jerks! Norman Kane: [to Frank] Come on, let's trot. Frank Dooley: Why can't you look this good? Norman Kane: Mother Nature wasn't kind to some of us. Sergeant Rizzo: [shoves Frank and Norman] Move it! Frank Dooley: Ooo, he touched me! I got my Christmas goose early!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Armed and Dangerous (1986)?
a.		Earl Bassett: No breakfast? Valentine McKee: I did it yesterday. It was baloney and beans. Earl Bassett: No, it was eggs. I made eggs. Over easy. Valentine McKee: The hell you did! Baloney and beans. It's your turn! [They go through a quick game of paper-rock-scissors, which Valentine loses] Valentine McKee: Well, I guess when I'm your age, I'll forget what I eat, too.
b.		Frank Dooley: [panting] Listen... I'm only gonna say this once. I'm a special officer. You have to get me to the corner of 83rd and Aviation in 10 minutes... otherwise, two wonderful people that I know are gonna die. The Cowboy: Well, climb on in here, Slim. Frank Dooley: [enters the truck's cab] Whew! Thank you. The Cowboy: Well, let's just see how fast this son-of-a-bitch'll go! [the psycho Cowboy truck driver starts up the tanker truck and suddenly begins slaming into all the parked cars in the traffic jam!] The Cowboy: Hold on tight to your saddle horn, son!
c.		Janet: Charlie... I was so nervous that... uh... Cliff came by to drive us up. You remember Cliff.
d.		Arnold Schwarzenegger: Have fun.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Armed and Dangerous (1986)?
a.		Maggie Cavanaugh: Just remember, when you pull the trigger, the bullets come out going very, very fast. So make sure to keep the weapon pointing away from you. Now that's about it. You are now armed... guards. God help us all.
b.		Open Mic Host: [comforting Tenacious D] You guys, having some satanic guitar pick isn't gonna make your rock any better... because Satan's not in a guitar pick, he's inside all of us. In here [taps their chests] Open Mic Host: in your hearts. He's what makes us not want to go to work, or exercise, or tell the truth. He's what makes us want to party and have sex with each other all night long. He's that little voice in your mind that says "Fuck you" to the people you hate. Now you can stay out here and fight on the ground and cry like babies, or you can go in there like friends and rock. So, what's it gonna be? KG: [determined] Let's go in there and show'em what Tenacious D is all about. JB: Yeah. I already got a guitar pick anyways. [holds up KG's pick]
c.		Craig Patrick: You're missing some of the best players. Herb Brooks: I'm not looking for the best players, Craig. I'm looking for the right ones.
d.		Nurse St. Cloud: You will have great wealth if you let these men own the land. [Chief responds] Nurse St. Cloud: He says, who can own a tree? Who can own a rock? Only the Great Spirit. Mister Black, these grounds are the homes to our ancient Indian ceremonial grounds, my grandfather and I are the last of our tribe.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Armed and Dangerous (1986)?
a.		Jason: Fine, fine. Just continue as phone buddies and see what happens. Maybe in a few years, you can get a priest on a third party line and get married. Hell, you can get all your relatives listening in on a conference call.
b.		Hogan: [after killing Sara's rapists and she asks him to bury them] Sister, I don't mind shootin' em' for ya, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna sweat over 'em for ya.
c.		Coley Boyard: I don't give a curly hair, yellow bear, double dog damn if ya did!
d.		Frank Dooley: Ooh, they're going to feel that in the morning.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Armed and Dangerous (1986)?
a.		[Ricky is about to get skewered] Mayor Buckman: I see our barb-a-cuties got the skewering rod raring to go.
b.		Judge: Mr. Kane, you are one of the worst lawyers I've ever known. Norman Kane: Well, then I move for a mistrial.
c.		Sofia: I'm very disappointed in you Max. First, you break into my apartment. Then, you hit a girl. Max: Your not mad at me about hitting Kenny? Sofia: No, that one I can forgive. He's a pervert and he should be stopped. But, I don't want you hitting Charlie. If she tries to kiss you, kiss her back. Max: No way! Sofia: Women don't like men who give in too easily. Trust me. She kisses you because she loves a challenge. Max: Why? Sofia: Because... because women are like locas. That's why. Max: I thought she kisses me because she thinks I'm cute.
d.		Christina 'Chris' Cotter: I'll be asleep, and all the sudden there he is, that big smile. You know that smile. And I say, 'Hey, Bobby - where you been?' but he won't tell me. He just smiles and says, 'Remember, Christina: I'll always love you; I loved you the moment I saw you; I love you now; and I love you forever. There's no goodbyes - there's only love, Christina; only love. Then he's gone. But he's always happy when he goes so I know he's got to be okay - absolutely okay. Ethel Shatford: I love your dream. Billy's voice: The fog's just lifting. Throw off your bow line; throw off your stern. You head out to South channel, past Rocky Neck, Ten Pound Island. Past Niles Pond where I skated as a kid. Blow your air-horn and throw a wave to the lighthouse keeper's kid on Thatcher Island. Then the birds show up: black backs, herring gulls, big dump ducks. The sun hits ya - head North. Open up to 12 - steamin' now. The guys are busy; you're in charge. Ya know what? You're a goddam swordboat captain! Is there any thing better in the world?

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Armed and Dangerous (1986)?
a.		Bruno: Pay attention fat boy! It's canine control. You got it? Frank Dooley: Daaahhh, I think so. Bruno: Don't be a smart ass Dooley!
b.		Cappy: [about Frankie] Boy, that kid's really got a chip on his shoulder. I think it's his head.
c.		Suzy: [On the phone] Oh, hi Rod, I just wanted you to know that there's some guy outside with a guitar serenading Kath!
d.		Capt. Peterson: [hostile tone of voice] What are you two HOODLUMS doing in this hospital? Hawkeye Pierce: Ma'am, we are surgeons and we are here to operate. We just waiting for a starting time. That's all. Capt. Peterson: You can't even go near a patient until Col. Merrill says its ok and he's still out to lunch. Trapper John: Look, mother, I want to go to work in one hour. We are the Pros from Dover and we figure to crack this kid's chest and get out to golf course before it gets dark. So you go find the gas-passer and you have him pre-medicate this patient. Then bring me the latest pictures on him. The ones we saw must be 48 hours old by now. Then call the kitchen and have them rustle us up some lunch. [turns to Hakweye] Trapper John: Ham and eggs will all right. [turns back to Capt. Peterson] Trapper John: Steak would be even better. And then give me at least ONE nurse who knows how to work in close without getting her tits in my way. Capt. Peterson: [outraged] Oh! [turns to leave and bumps into Nurse in Japan] Capt. Peterson: Oh! Fool! [stomps out of ward] Nurse in Japan: How do you want your steak cooked?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Armed and Dangerous (1986)?
a.		[calling the police about an intruder] Jeannie: There is an intruder - male, Caucasian, possibly armed, certainly weird - in my kitchen... M-my-my-my name is Bueller... [pause] Jeannie: Look, it's real nice that you hope my brother is feeling better, but I'm in danger, okay? I am very cute, very alone and very protective of my body. I don't want it violated or killed, all right? I need help! Speaka de English? DICKHEAD!
b.		Vicki: Gosh, I didn't realize it was going to be this formal. If I had known it was going to be this kind of party I would have worn underwear.
c.		Harry: [after he has run into his ex-wife] She looked weird didn't she? She looked really weird. Sally: I don't know, I've never seen her before. Harry: Trust me, she looked weird. Her legs looked heavy. Really, she must retaining water. Sally: Harry. Harry: Believe me, the woman saved everything.
d.		Cholla, Black Widow Leader: Why me Lord? You made other men out of clay. Mine, you made out of shit.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Armed and Dangerous (1986)?
a.		Ex-Marine Fighter: My motivation for underground fighting is money. But I also do for the love of Jesus - he watches me.
b.		[Norman wants to question the union officials about "mandatory" contributions] Frank: Are you crazy? Look at those guys; I bet any one of them could tell you where Jimmy Hoffa is buried!
c.		James Bond: What are you going to do to me? Le Chiffre: Physically, nothing, Mr. Bond. James Bond: Ah, so you're going to nothing me to death.
d.		Det. Thorn: Would you believe bodyguards are buying strawberries for 150 D's a jar?

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Armed and Dangerous (1986)?
a.		Matilda: Dad? Harry Wormwood: What? Matilda: Yell at me, OK? Harry Wormwood: SHUT UP AND LEAVE US ALONE!
b.		[Burt Gummer looks at his bomb shelter for perhaps the last time] Burt Gummer: Food for five years, a thousand gallons of gas, air filtration, water filtration, Geiger counter. Bomb shelter! Underground... God damn monsters.
c.		[Frank and Norman are hiding in a overheated steam room] Norman Kane: "Let's hide in the steam room." Great plan, Frank! It's a good thing we didn't hide in the barbecue pit because Carlino would have had a sudden craving for ribs!
d.		Matthew: I'm in so much trouble.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Armed and Dangerous (1986)?
a.		The Cowboy: Slim, I ain't never seen a handgun that big before. Frank Dooley: Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with... up close! It's only legal in two states. And this isn't one of them. The Cowboy: You're somthin' else, Slim.
b.		Robert McNamara: A blockade is technically an act of war; therefore we recommend calling the action a quarantine. Kenny O'Donnell: Let's hope that translates into Russian the way we want it to.
c.		Glenn Griffin: You listen to your old man, kid. He knows where it's buttered.
d.		Ray: Murder, father. Priest: Why did you murder someone, Raymond? Ray: For money, father. Priest: For money? You murdered someone for money? Ray: Yes, father. Not out of anger. Not out of nothing. For money. Priest: Who did you murder for money, Raymond? Ray: You, father. Priest: I'm sorry? Ray: I said you, father. What are you, deaf? [Ray raises pistol] Ray: Harry Waters says hello.

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