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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Martin & Orloff (2002) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Martin & Orloff (2002) Quiz
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About the movie:
This is the story of a marketing man and his shrink. A suicide attempt and a softball game; A PHD-toting...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Martin & Orloff (2002)?
a.
Obi-Wan
: I have a bad feeling about this.
Qui-Gon Jinn
: I don't sense anything.
Obi-Wan
: It's not about the mission, Master. It's something... elsewhere. Elusive.
b.
Phone Sex Operator
: Now, I'm running my fingers along your chest and my red nails are ripping through your chest like fire through a forest.
Mr. Joyce
: That's fucking hot. What am I doing with you? I've got my thumb so far up your ass, I'm bowling with your ass.
c.
Rachel
: It is always women like you who are most victimized by anti-choice: indigent women, third-world women, women of color.
Ruth
: I'm not a colored woman!
d.
Martin
: I just thought that part of therapy was developing a relationship.
Orloff
: We have a relationship. We've been in a fist fight together, we've been to jail together, right now we're on a double date. I'd say we're friends.
Martin
: Friendship is an act of volition, this has been more like a kidnapping! I don't think that we are friends.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Martin & Orloff (2002)?
a.
Bobby
: [
after Jack is shot
] Oh, come on - don't die on me, you little fairy.
b.
[
first lines
]
Martin
: [
answering machine
] Hello, this is Martin Flam's phone. Please leave a message.
Ron
: [
leaving message
] Martin, this is Ron. I called the loony bin, they said you got out today. Sorry how you tried to kill yourself. Anyhow, I expect you back at work tomorrow morning. We'll discuss how to ease you back into things.
c.
Rochefort
: This d'Artagnan... he lodges with you, does he not? We will find Monsieur d'Artagnan a suitable lodging in the Bastille for the time being.
M. Bonancieux
: And afterwards?
Rochefort
: [
coldly
] Once in the Bastille, there is no afterwards.
d.
[
In jail
]
Prostitute
: Looks like we got ourselves some genuine Valley Girls in here. What are you in for, tootsies? Shoplifting? Or perhaps talking on the phone too long? Maybe you forgot to empty your kitty's litter box?
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Martin & Orloff (2002)?
a.
Erin Gruwell
: Maybe we should talk about art. Tito's got real talent, don't you think? You know something? I saw a picture just like this once, in a museum. Only it wasn't a black man, it was a jewish man. And instead of the big lips he had a really big nose, like a rat's nose. But he wasn't just one particular jewish man. This was a drawing of all jews. And these drawings were put in the newspapers by the most famous gang in history. You think you know all about gangs? You're amateurs. This gang will put you all to shame. And they started out poor and angry and everybody looked down on them. Until one man decided to give them some pride, an identity... and somebody to blame. You take over neighborhoods? That's nothing compared to them. They took over countries. You want to know how? They just wiped out everybody else. Yeah, they wiped out everybody they didn't like and everybody they blamed for their life being hard. And one of the ways they did it was by doing this: see, they print pictures like this in the newspapers, jewish people with big, long noses... blacks with big, fat lips. They'd also published scientific evidence that proved that jews and blacks were the lowest form of human species. Jews and blacks were more like animals. And because they were just like animals it didn't matter if they lived or died. In fact, life would be a whole lot better if they were all dead. That's how a holocaust happens. And that's what you all think of each other.
b.
Martin
: Suicide.
Orloff
: What?
Martin
: I was in for suicide.
Orloff
: Attempted suicide. There's a big difference.
c.
Paul Madvig
: If you figure on getting married with *my* rock, you're nuts.
d.
Mr. Flugelman
: Do you know what "nada" means?
Dusty Bottoms
: Isn't that a light chicken gravy?
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Martin & Orloff (2002)?
a.
Francois Fuller
: I never had to wait an hour for a meeting in my life! Well, once, but the man was shot in the back of the head.
b.
Jay
: Holy shit, Silent Bob, it's that TV newschick Connie fucking Chung. Hey Connie, how's Maury? [
Gale gives them the finger
]
Jay
: Dude, I think she likes me. Did you see how she was looking at me?
c.
Keith
: We gotta get outta here, I just shit in the sink.
Martin
: What?
d.
Morticia
: [
to Debbie
] You have enslaved him. You have placed Fester under some strange sexual spell. I respect that. But please, may we see him?
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Martin & Orloff (2002)?
a.
Merlin
: What are you doing? You're slowing down, you're slowing down!
Maverick
: I'm bringing him in closer, Merlin.
Merlin
: You're gonna do what?
b.
[
last lines
]
Ron
: Fuck! I oughtta kick your ass.
Martin
: Ron, I quit.
Ron
: What? Flam! Flam!
Keith
: [
singing
] ... reaching out to infinity, like the ripples on a lake.
c.
Head Nerd
: Does a one-legged duck swim in circles?
d.
Otto
: You must keep these guns coming, we have many bad guys to stop.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Martin & Orloff (2002)?
a.
Orloff
: Is that our magazine?
Martin
: Oh, uh, yeah.
Orloff
: We keep those in the waiting room for people to read while they're waiting.
Martin
: Oh, did you want me to bring it back?
Orloff
: Yeah.
b.
Dean Sampson
: I mean, the girl's an institution in this place. Every girl wants to be her, and every guy wants to nail her.
Preston
: Basically she's you, with tits.
c.
Reed Channing
: There's a new voice sweeping the fatherland Loyal Germans understand As they rally round its exciting sound How their hearts expand There's a new voice keeping the fatherland To its ancient noble bounds Helping restless men start to build again Showing where and how? There's a lot to be said for the Fuhrer Why I hardly know where to begin For our pride in Aryan purity security Thank Berlin All the bold youthful steps he is taking Make you feel that something special's in the air What has got to be said for the Fuhrer is Who else would ever dare There's a lot to be said for the Nazis They are bringing the press into line They have modernized the cinema The radio and the Rhine It's a simply spectacular party And the failure to attempt would be a crime There's a lot to be said for the Nazis And I hope it's said in time Who else is making opportunities For busy pioneers in occupa... Captain Pruss stops the performance
Capt. Pruss
: Thank you so much, Mr. Channing. Unfortunately your humor is not the same as ours. Good night sir.
d.
Andrew Largeman
: This isn't a conversation about this being over. I'm not like, putting a period at the end of this. I'm putting like... an ellipsis on it.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Martin & Orloff (2002)?
a.
Martin
: So, Patty, what do you do?
Patty
: I'm a stripper.
Martin
: No, I mean besides that.
Patty
: Oh? Just stripper!
b.
Alex Voe
: You're lying - just like the phony paint on yer face!
c.
Bruce
: Anchor! Chum!
Anchor
: There you are, Bruce. Finally!
Bruce
: We've got company.
Anchor
: Well, it's about time, mate!
Chum
: We've already gone through the snacks, and we're still starving!
Anchor
: We almost had us a feeding frenzy.
Chum
: Come on, let's get this over with.
d.
Young Lorenzo
: They killed him?
Young Michael
: They took turns beating him... until there was nothing left of that kid to beat.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Martin & Orloff (2002)?
a.
Magdalena
: You're such a loser. Smoking pot in the afternoon, and watching cartoons.
Carlos
: Look who's talking... 14 and pregnant.
b.
Narrator
: I flipped through catalogs and wondered: What kind of dining set defines me as a person?
c.
Barney Cashman
: [
on feeling old and invisible
] I could rob a bank, nobody would look up.
d.
Patty
: You eat pussy, right?
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