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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Kindergarten Cop (1990) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Kindergarten Cop (1990) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Kindergarten Cop (1990).
About the movie:
A tough cop is given his most difficult assignment: masquerade as a a kindergarten teacher in order to find a drug dealer.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kindergarten Cop (1990)?
a.
Detective John Kimble
: We're going to play a wonderful game called... "Who is my daddy and what does he do?"
b.
Elle
: I'm reading about the LSAT's
Serena
: My cousin had that once. Apparently you get a really bad rash on your...
c.
Major Chip Hazard
: It's a small world after all.
d.
John Nash
: Hello, Martin.
Martin Hansen
: Jesus Christ.
John Nash
: No. I don't have that one. My savior complex takes a different form.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kindergarten Cop (1990)?
a.
Axel Blackmar
: [
Grace and Axel are wrapping presents for Elaine's birthday
] I was thinking about what you said.
Grace Stalker
: What did I say?
Axel Blackmar
: That... I was supposed to be with you.
Grace Stalker
: Could you hand me that tape?
Axel Blackmar
: You know... when I first met her, I felt something kind of strong. I didn't know what it was, I didn't know what to call it. Now everything is kinda turned around and she's like a... she's like this cloud... that I can see through. And on the other side, I see you. And I feel something very strong. I think I know what to call it now. [
beat
]
Axel Blackmar
: Does that make any sense?
Grace Stalker
: Could you put your finger here for a second?
b.
Mason
: You know the rules.
c.
Detective John Kimble
: No more complaining. No more "Mr. Kimble, I have to go the bathroom". Nothing! [
shouts
]
Detective John Kimble
: There *is* no bathroom!
d.
Ben Grimm
: You done good, kid.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kindergarten Cop (1990)?
a.
Costanzo
: [
to Gabriella
] Um... uh... What are you doing here, my child?
Maj. Eric Fincham
: Oh, padre. You are precious!
b.
Rina, Tina
: [
in unison
] Our mom says our dad is a real sex machine.
c.
Check-Out Woman
: Where's your mom?
Kevin McCallister
: In the car.
Check-Out Woman
: Where's your father?
Kevin McCallister
: He's at work.
Check-Out Woman
: What about your brothers and sisters?
Kevin McCallister
: I'm an only child.
Check-Out Woman
: Where do you live?
Kevin McCallister
: I can't tell you that.
Check-Out Woman
: Why not?
Kevin McCallister
: Because you're a stranger.
d.
Grizzled Man
: Wait, do you know this guy?
Barney Rubble
: Know him? He used to be my best friend. Heck if it weren't for me, this whole mess probably wouldn't have happened.
Grizzled Man
: Thanks for telling us. We could've made a very big mistake. Hang both of them!
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kindergarten Cop (1990)?
a.
Deputy Pete
: They're not aliens they're spiders mutated by contaminated waste!
Harlan
: That's probably a more logical explanation!
b.
Homer Simpson
: Okay, son. You have only one chance to throw that bomb through the hole.
Bart Simpson
: Dad, in case I don't make it, I'm sorry I said I wish you weren't my dad.
Homer Simpson
: I don't blame you, son. I've never been that good of a father. Maybe it all starts with the way my father raised me. Yes, it's all clear to me. It's all just been one long, unbroken chain of...
Marge Simpson
: Somebody throw the goddamn bomb!
c.
Charlotte Flax
: So Joe, tell me about the nuns in the convent. Do they wear underwear in the shower?
d.
Joseph
: My dad's a gynecologist. He looks at vaginas all day long.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kindergarten Cop (1990)?
a.
Dallas
: You want some help?
Morales
: I don't know, Dallas.
Dallas
: Come on. I'll ride in the back.
b.
Koulikov
: Nobody gives a shit about the telephone guys.
c.
David Frost
: I'm in this for all I've got.
d.
Low Life #1
: So who are you, man? [
Kimble racks his shot-gun
]
Low Life #1
: Shit! [
he scrambles out of the way just before Kimble blasts the couch apart
]
Detective John Kimble
: I'm the party pooper.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kindergarten Cop (1990)?
a.
Sheriff Hoyt
: There comes a time, when a boy, becomes a man.
b.
Tank
: I tried like a motherfucker to follow you in. But this door does like a lock thing when you are inside. Anyway here is what I'm thinking, we start with a blow job. I turn what most girls think is a chore into a training session.
c.
Detective John Kimble
: I'm a cop you idiot!
d.
Marco
: It's not that Raymond Shaw is hard to like. He's IMPOSSIBLE to like!
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kindergarten Cop (1990)?
a.
Clerk
: You smell that? Boys, we're not alone.
Ziegler Dane
: 'Course not. We're sittin' in the middle of the woods, Sherlock. Ten bucks it's a bear. [
Ziegler gets up and wanders off into the woods alone
]
Farmer Hoss
: Ziegler, wait!
Clerk
: Another Darwin Award, comin' up.
b.
Sick Humor
: [
Tommy Lee's house explodes with Gus inside
] I always told Gus smoking would kill him. [
breaks into laughter
]
c.
Jeffrey 'Jeff'
: Come on, Shemp, my boy. We've only got one night to do a weeks drinking.
d.
Joseph
: [
to Phoebe
] Boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.
Phoebe
: [
to Kimble
] Well, I see you've covered the basics.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kindergarten Cop (1990)?
a.
Wilbur Grey
: [
Chick calls Wilbur from across the room
] Miss Raymond, will you excuse me. [
looking at himself in the mirror
]
Wilbur Grey
: Oh you irresistible boy.
Wilbur Grey
: [
to Chick
] You want me.
Chick Young
: [
grabs Wilbur and pulls him towards the window
] Yes I want you. Come over here. I just wanted to get a good look at you in the light.
Chick Young
: I still don't get it.
Wilbur Grey
: Jealous?
b.
Grandfather Disguisey
: When you were on the roof, did you hear something like this? [
Slaps Pistachio
]
Pistachio Disguisey
: Yes exactly that! But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!
c.
[
In Bonnie's room; she is playing with her toys and Woody
]
Woody
: [
voice box
] There's a snake in my boot! [
Bonnie pulls his string again
]
Woody
: I'd like to join your posse, boys, but first I'm gonna sing a little song.
Bonnie
: A sheriff! [
she sets Woody down at a table surrounded by stuffed animals
]
Bonnie
: Move over, Mr. Pricklepants! [
she pushes him aside
]
Bonnie
: We have a guest! [
she hops from foot to foot
]
Bonnie
: You want some coffee? [
she sets out cups and pretends to pour from a pitcher
]
Bonnie
: It's good for you, but don't drink too much or you'll have to - Be right back! [
she runs out the door
]
Woody
: [
Woody looks around, the other toys are still frozen
] Pssst! Hey! Hello! Hi. Excuse me...
Mr. Pricklepants
: Shh! [
he freezes
]
Woody
: Can you tell me where I am?
Mr. Pricklepants
: Shhh! [
he freezes again
]
Buttercup
: The guy's just asking a question.
Mr. Pricklepants
: Well, excuse me! I am trying to stay in character!
Buttercup
: [
to Woody
] My name's Buttercup.
Mr. Pricklepants
: [
at Buttercup
] Shh!
Trixie
: Hello! I'm Trixie!
Mr. Pricklepants
: [
at Trixie
] Shhh!
Trixie
: [
back at him
] Shhh!
Woody
: [
waves his arms
] Guys, hey! Guys, look, I don't know where I am...
Trixie
: We're either in a café in Paris or a coffee shop in New Jersey. I'm pretty sure I just came back from the doctor with life-changing news.
Buttercup
: We do a lot of improv here. Just stay loose, have fun - you'll be fine!
Woody
: No, no no no, I... [
Bonnie flushes the toilet in the bathroom and Woody goes limp
]
d.
[
O'Hara rushes to the airplane's restroom
]
Stewardess
: Is your wife okay, sir?
Detective John Kimble
: Compared to what?
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kindergarten Cop (1990)?
a.
Hollan
: Shale, I got four dead cowboys here, and one very fucked-up looking Indian Johnny Glades. Can I put him out of his misery pretty-please?
b.
Radio Raheem
: Put some extra mozzarella on that motherfucker and shit.
c.
Carla Tate
: No matter how long I wait I can't be a painter, and I can't play tennis, and I'm not an artist. But I know how to do something, and I can love.
d.
Joyce
: You know, kindergarten is like the ocean. You don't want to turn your back on it.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kindergarten Cop (1990)?
a.
God
: How do we change the world?
Evan Baxter
: One single act of random kindness at a time.
God
: [
spoken while writing A-R-K on ground with a stick
] One Act, of, Random, Kindness.
b.
[
Kimble knocks out two gang members with ease, then turns to two others standing by his car
]
Detective John Kimble
: Oh, excuse me. I forgot to introduce myself. My name is John Kimble... [
racks shotgun
]
Detective John Kimble
: And I love my car!
Street Tough #3
: Yo, man, I'm just gonna keep a eye on it for you, all right?
Street Tough #4
: You got a beautiful ride. [
as soon as Kimble is out of hearing range
]
Street Tough #3
: Shit. Who he think he is? He's lucky I didn't kick his ass.
c.
[
Officer Kurring has just handcuffed Marcie to a couch
]
Marcie
: This is bullshit. This is fuckin' bullshit.
Jim Kurring
: I want you to stay right there, Marcie.
Marcie
: This is bullshit motherfucker. Mother-goddamn-fucker it's bullshit and you know it! [
Officer Kurring moves down the hall to investigate a disturbance
]
Marcie
: Don't go down my hallway! Don't go down my motherfuckin' hallway! This is bullshit motherfucker! Don't go in my god damn bedroom!
Jim Kurring
: This is the LAPD. If there's someone back here...
Marcie
: What I tell you? What I tell you? Ain't nobody in there! Where the fuck you goin' motherfuck? Don't go in my motherfuckin' bedroom and stay outta my motherfuckin' closet! [
Officer Kurring enters her bedroom
]
Jim Kurring
: This is the LAPD. If there's someone in this closet, come out right now, or you will be shot. [
Marcie begins dragging the couch towards the bedroom
]
Jim Kurring
: Marcie! Do not drag that couch any further!
Marcie
: There's nobody in my motherfucking closet, motherfucker! This don't make no sense! This don't make no goddamn sense! Why can't you goddamn talk to me? This is bullshit motherfucker! [
Officer Kurring opens the closet and finds a dead body
]
Jim Kurring
: Whoa! What the hell is this, Marcie?
Marcie
: That ain't mine!
d.
Billy Batts
: Hey Jimmy! What's right is right. You understand what I'm talking about?
Jimmy Conway
: It's all right. It's all right.
Billy Batts
: No. The kid's over here. We're hugging and kissing over here. And two minutes later, he's acting like a fucking jerk.
Jimmy Conway
: No, no, no, no, no. You insulted him a little bit. You got a little bit out of order yourself.
Billy Batts
: No I didn't insult him. I didn't insult him.
Jimmy Conway
: I'm sorry. You insulted him a little bit.
Billy Batts
: No, I didn't insult nobody. Give us a drink. Give us a drink.
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