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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Jonah Hex (2010) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Jonah Hex (2010) - Part (2)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Jonah Hex (2010).

About the movie: The U.S. military makes a scarred bounty hunter with warrants on his own head an offer he cannot refuse: in exchange for his freedom, he must stop a terrorist who is ready to unleash Hell on Earth.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jonah Hex (2010)?
a.		[last lines] Jonah Hex: They say that a man with revenge in his heart should dig two graves. One for his enemy and one for himself. I guess mine's just gonna have to wait.
b.		Alex: [Masturbating to a Tomb Raider barbie doll] Come on Lara. My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up to you to find it. Oh Lara you dirty dirty adventurer. Let's see what's under you skirt. Lara, no panties? You know I like that.
c.		Tony Stark: Pepper, uh, how big are your hands? Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: What? Tony Stark: How big are your hands? Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: I don't understand why... Tony Stark: Get down here. I need you.
d.		Larry Gigli: This must be mental-fuckin'-illness week!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jonah Hex (2010)?
a.		Quentin: Nigga, I am a pimp, so my future looks mighty bright, thank you very much.
b.		Helga: [to Shane] Are you license to kill? Shane Wolfe: ...No, why? Helga: Too bad. It could have come in handy.
c.		Burly Turnbull Guard: Hey, what happened to your face...? [Hex kills him with a thrown tomahawk] Jonah Hex: I'm all out of wiseass answers.
d.		Chuck Lane: You're fired, Steve. Stephen Glass: What? Chuck Lane: You're fired, Steve. You've lost your job. Stephen Glass: But you can't do that.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jonah Hex (2010)?
a.		Ed Portman: Maybe it's a celebrity, coming to knit with you!
b.		Raymond: 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. Charlie: Ray, enough already! Change the channel. Raymond: 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll. 97X, bam! The future of rock 'n' roll.
c.		Stella Morse: It's a... pretty difficult for me to uhm.. tell you about the exchange... it's much easier.. for me to... show you.
d.		Burke: Jonah bloody Hex! I'd know that half-baked piehole anywhere!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jonah Hex (2010)?
a.		Connor: Jeez! It's a fuckin' six-shooter. Fuck! Murphy: There's nine bodies, genius. Connor: What the fuck were you gonna do, laugh the last three to death, Funny-Man?
b.		[after killing the Stunk Crick Sheriff and his deputies, Hex takes the man's badge and pins it on the nearest man, who is staring at him, slack-jawed] Jonah Hex: Congratulations.
c.		Sergeant Zack: Dead man's nothin' but a corpse. No one cares what he is now.
d.		Hal Maguire: If you call her... You go anywhere near Mac's I'll have you shot! Nick Frescia: You mean "arrested" don't you, Hal?

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jonah Hex (2010)?
a.		Lieutenant Grass: Begging your pardon, sir, but why does the President care if one old Confederate general is still alive? President Grant: After Gettysburg, Turnbull changed. He targeted hospitals, schools, churches... kill enough people, and soon they would tear down the government that failed to protect them. His Mexican slaves, they had a nickname for him... what was it? Aide: "Terrorista." President Grant: Terrorista.
b.		Malabar the Mighty, Circus Strongman: Why do you always draw away from me? Nanon Zanzi: Why isn't he different from other men! Why doesn't he keep his hands off me? Nanon Zanzi: Hands! Men's hands! How I hate them! Nanon Zanzi: Men! The beasts! God would show wisdom if he took the hands from all of them! Nanon Zanzi: Forgive me, Alonzo... I did not mean you. Nanon Zanzi: You are the one man I can come to without fear.
c.		[as they're kissing, Bruce's heart monitor on his watch rapidly raises] Bruce Banner: We can't do this. Betty Ross: It's okay. I want to. Bruce Banner: No. No. I can't. I can't get too excited.
d.		[after the assassination attempt on Count Stolypin] Tsar Nicholas II: He's a good man. They always kill good men. The ones who've helped them most. They killed my grandfather. He freed the serfs, you know, he helped them. So they threw a bomb. Stolypin's a good man. [feels in his pocket] Tsar Nicholas II: I can't find a match. Vice Premier Kokovstov: They've found the man who did it. Tsar Nicholas II: Man? Vice Premier Kokovstov: Some sort of revolutionary. Tsar Nicholas II: Damn them all. You help them, and they kill you for it. Give them Dumas, and they give you bombs. I want them paid in kind. Do you understand me? I want something done.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jonah Hex (2010)?
a.		[after Gannon fines Jeff his entire cattle herd for disturbing the peace, Jeff steals the herd back] Jeff Webster: Is there somethin' you want, Mr. Gannon? Skagway Sheriff Gannon: Yeah, mostly I want you. I also want that herd - it's government property. Jeff Webster: Yeah, well, I'm sorry. I reversed your decision.
b.		Peter Banning: [to Rufio who pulls out Pan's sword at him] Okay, mister. Alright, show's over now. You put that thing away! No, put it down before you poke somebody's eye out. [the Lost Boy all laugh at Peter] Peter Banning: You're not old enough to shave! What are you doing with a sword. I've been flying around - This is an insurance nightmare! What is this? Some sort of the "Lord of the Flies" pre-school? Where are your parents? Who's in charge here? [the Lost Boys all point to Rufio] Peter Banning: [in disbelief] No! No, Mr. Skunkhead with too much mousse. You are just a punk kid. I want to speak to a grown-up! Rufio: All grown-ups are pirates. Peter Banning: Excuse me? Rufio: We kill pirates. Peter Banning: I'm not a pirate. It so happens I am a lawyer. Rufio: [with the rest of the Lost Boys pulling out their weapons] Kill the lawyer! Peter Banning: [laughs nervously] I'm not that kind of lawyer!
c.		Meadowwood Homeowner: For this food, for our many blessings, and for Your bounteous goodness, we give thanks to Thee in the name of... JESUS CHRIST!
d.		Quentin Turnbull: You see, with weapons like these, one day we shall be able to level continents. But we'll have to content ourselves with starting small.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jonah Hex (2010)?
a.		Quentin Turnbull: Magnificent, isn't it? Burke: It's bigger than a breadbox, that's for sure. Quentin Turnbull: Do you know who Eli Whitney was? Burke: I'm a very undereducated man, Mr. Turnbull. Are we talking about Whitney Sr. or Jr.? Quentin Turnbull: [smiles] Senior. After he invented the cotton gin and started the Industrial Revolution, he went to work for the U.S. military, and pioneered the use of interchangeable parts, firearms, and explosive ordinance, and fairly well singlehandedly invented modern warfare. So, as an exercise they asked him to design a "superweapon." A nation-killer. And this is what he envisaged, but they never built it, because once they realized its potential, they could not conceive of willingly turning such devastation on their fellow man. But I can. And one week from today... the United States will know hell. Burke: Cheers!
b.		Charlie Chan: He who waters the tree deserves the fruit.
c.		Murray: How many cards you got, four? Speed: Yes, Murray, we all have four cards. When you give us one more, we'll all have five. If you gave us two more, we'd all have six. Do you see how that works now? Murray: Is Oscar playing or not? Hey, Oscar! Oscar Madison: [from the kitchen] Yeah? Murray: Hey Oscar, are you in or out? Oscar Madison: [blows on a slice of bread he'd dropped on the floor] Out pussycat, out!
d.		[first lines] J: They same I'm a charmer... that I charm the people I hustle. Well, that comes after dealing with women, after hairdressing. I love to dress hair! But being that I know what to do, being that I'm hip enough to know, I do it!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jonah Hex (2010)?
a.		Nathanial Mayweather: These pipes are clean!
b.		Madame Giry: [about the Phantom] He's a genius, monsieur. He's an architect and designer; he's a composer and magician. He's a genius! Raoul: Yes, but it seems genius has turned to madness.
c.		Burke: You look like a right freak, you know that? Tell me, what's it like to go through life with a face like that? Jonah Hex: Let me show you! [punches him]
d.		[to Mallory] Jack Scagnetti: Remember the last time you got fucked? What I want you to do is close your eyes, and remember the last time Mickey gave you the high hard one. You thinking about it? Good. Well you can forget it, 'cause it's never gonna happen again. Because when they get through with all the electroshock shit they got lined up for that cocksucker, ol' Mickey ain't gonna be worth a damn.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jonah Hex (2010)?
a.		Nathan Zuckerman: [voiceover] 1998 was the summer of sanctimony. After the fall of Communism and before the horrors of terrorism, there was a brief interlude when the nation was preoccupied by cock sucking.
b.		Andrew Largeman: Hey Albert Albert: Yeah? Andrew Largeman: Good luck exploring the infinite abyss. Albert: Thank you, and Hey, you too
c.		[Her husband and Joe are arguing.] Annie: Boys, if you can't play nice, we're not gonna have any more of these little sleepovers.
d.		Burke: I'm gonna hand Turnbull your balls in a snuffbox!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jonah Hex (2010)?
a.		Gen. Thaddeus 'Thunderbolt' Ross: As far as I'm concerned, that man's whole body is property of the U.S. army.
b.		Burke: Lovely little orange balls. Turnbull's Gang - Billy: They don't look like much. Burke: Maybe. But they'll turn the world to dust all the same. Take 'em, boys. But be careful. Wouldn't want to drop them.
c.		Rita: Excuse me, assistant, who's Rex? Georgette: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! [to Francis, who is eating chocolates] Georgette: and YOU, Tubby, OFF THE BED!
d.		The Man in the Iron Mask: [Claude Coupe, mistaken for Phillipe de Sisi, has just entered the room of the Man in the Iron Mask, he is scared out of his shorts] Has the king forgiven me? Claude: [screams with hands over his mouth] The Man in the Iron Mask: Am I free? [desperate] The Man in the Iron Mask: Am I free? Claude: [calmly] Who are you? The Man in the Iron Mask: I'm the Man in the Iron Mask. Claude: Oh, ho-ho! How do you do? The Man in the Iron Mask: What is it? [he begins walking toward Claude] The Man in the Iron Mask: Do I look so horrible? Do I frighten you? Claude: No, no. It's just that you reminded me of somebody else. The Man in the Iron Mask: [hugs Claude] I'm so glad you came! Claude: Ho-ho, so am I! So am I! The Man in the Iron Mask: How can I ever thank you? Claude: Oh, it's nothing! Nothing. You have a nice place here. [the man in the iron mask is now shaking Claude's monk costume] Claude: Oh! Watch the mask. Watch the mask. The Man in the Iron Mask: Take me with you. Claude: [grabs the man's helmet] Take me with you! Yes. The Man in the Iron Mask: Don't leave me alone. Take me. The Man in the Iron Mask: Look, I'll go outside, then I'll come back and we'll have a last walk. The Man in the Iron Mask: [speaking over Claude] Please don't leave me here! Please! Please! [he is obviously desperate] Claude: [speaking over the Man in the Iron Mask] Look, look, I wouldn't leave you here, you're my friend. But take you with me; I don't even know who you are. Claude: Yaaaghh! [he tosses the man off him onto the floor and closes the door, leaving] The Man in the Iron Mask: I thought the king forgave me.

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