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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Jersey Girl (2004) - Part (3) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Jersey Girl (2004) - Part (3) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Jersey Girl (2004).
About the movie:
After his career is sidelined from an unexpected tragedy and a personal blowup, a single man must take care of his precocious daughter.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jersey Girl (2004)?
a.
Larry Wilson
: We could call the cops, Richard, but you know where we'd be spending our weekend. In some... goddamned hot police station answering questions we don't know the answers to.
b.
Bessie, Bannister's Maid/Cook
: You heard him, Mr. Poet. I need the money.
c.
Girl #1
: My mom and dad are very religious. At night I hear them scream "Jesus"!
d.
Chris Hargenson
: Don't be in such a hurry.
Billy Nolen
: Don't be in such a hurry. I'm hurrying away from you, you know that?
Chris Hargenson
: No, you're not.
Billy Nolen
: Pain right in the ass.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jersey Girl (2004)?
a.
[
Introducing his wife's toy poodle to his new Doberman pinscher
]
Sam Stone
: Muffy, meet Adolph. Adolph, EAT MUFFY!
b.
Austin
: Hello, Mummy. Can I have some chocolates? I want some Mars Bars. Don't smack my bottom, Mummy...
Felicity Shagwell
: Austin?
Austin
: Sorry, love. I got stuck in your dirty pillows.
c.
Gertie
: Punch it, Chewie.
d.
Mayor Buckman
: Suck my dixie!
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jersey Girl (2004)?
a.
Principal "Boiler Head" Burdock
: You boys up to something? Ya look a little mischievous.
b.
Ollie
: Convincing a town to approve something that's already in their best interest, that's just delayed common sense!
c.
Patty O'Neill
: I am so glad you don't mind.
Donald Gresham
: Mind what?
Patty O'Neill
: Oh, men are usually so bored with virgins. I am so glad you are not.
d.
R.J.
: [
about his car
] I told you to get rid of that thing.
Ted Beckerwith
: What am I going to get for it? Any way I save money on tires.
R.J.
: How do you figure?
Ted Beckerwith
: Only the back ones wear out, cause it's always being towed.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jersey Girl (2004)?
a.
Ollie
: [
having just been asked to come to the bar with Gertie and Bart
] No, that's OK, I'll stay here and do the dishes. I only cooked, why shouldn't I clean?
Bart
: Suit yourself. Don't wash that pan, I got a nice layer of juice built up for the pork roll, and I don't want you scrubbing it off.
Ollie
: That 'juice' is called grease, dad. It's bad for you. It clogs your arteries.
Bart
: It's called 'juice'. And it greases your father's insides so he can better swallow the shit his son feeds him twice a year, when he can be bothered to come to visit him.
b.
Lucy Warriner
: I remember the first drink we ever had together. You, in your very best manner, said, "It must be champagne!" And then you offered a toast. Remember?
Jerry Warriner
: No, I don't.
Lucy Warriner
: Well, being a woman I do. You said... this'll hand you a laugh. You said, "Lend an ear, I implore you, this comes from my heart: I'll always adore you, 'til death do us part." Remember? It was pretty swell... I mean, while it lasted. But all beautiful things must end, so I guess we might as well call it a day.
c.
Marvin
: Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't.
d.
Chili Palmer
: Now I've been shot at three times before. Twice on purpose and once by accident. And I'm still here. And I'm gonna be here for as long as I want to be.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jersey Girl (2004)?
a.
Gertie
: Did Mommy like New York?
Ollie
: Yeah, she loved it.
Gertie
: Then I guess I will too.
b.
Dracula
: Renfield, you have betrayed me!
c.
Zed
: Bring out the Gimp.
Maynard
: Gimp's sleeping.
Zed
: Well, I guess you're gonna have to go wake him up now, won't you?
d.
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee
: [
just before leaving curator's office, he notices a painting
] Who painted this?
Curator
: Pablo Picasso.
Mick "Crocodile" Dundee
: I'm a drinkin' man myself, but I've never been *that* wasted.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jersey Girl (2004)?
a.
Ollie
: Why don't you go get yourself a boyfriend?
Maya
: Why don't you go get yourself a girlfriend?
Ollie
: I spend all day working and spend all night with my kid.
Maya
: So you would rather spend time with your daughter than get laid?
Ollie
: Yeah.
Maya
: That's sweet. I'm kind of crushing on you, Trinke.
b.
Minny Jackson
: Minny don't burn fried chicken.
c.
Mitch
: Do you know why I like you, Noah? Because you're simple-minded.
d.
[
Edward and Elinor are baiting Margaret, who is playfully hiding
]
Edward Ferrars
: I wish to check the position of the Nile. My sister tells me it is in South America.
Elinor Dashwood
: No. She's quite wrong, for I believe it is in Belgium.
Edward Ferrars
: You must be thinking of the Volga.
Margaret
: The Volga?
Elinor Dashwood
: Of course, the Volga. Which, as you know, starts in...
Edward Ferrars
: Vladivostock, and ends in...
Elinor Dashwood
: Wimbledon.
Edward Ferrars
: Precisely. Where the coffee beans come from.
Margaret
: The source of the Nile is in Abyssinia.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jersey Girl (2004)?
a.
Mr. Landis
: You can lose lots of money chasing women, but you will NEVER lose women chasing money.
b.
Frost
: I hear you been looking for me. I'm flattered.
Blade
: It'll pass.
c.
[
Tommy mocks at Spider
]
Tommy DeVito
: Oklahoma kid. That's me. I'm the Oklahoma kid. You fuckin' varmint! Dance. Dance. YAHOO, YA MOTHERFUCKER! [
shoots Spider in the foot
]
d.
Will Smith
: What's your daughter's name?
Ollie
: Gertrude.
Will Smith
: Damn, why'd you do that man?
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jersey Girl (2004)?
a.
Ollie
: Isn't that cute? It's 8 o'clock and you both get a bottle.
b.
[
last lines
]
Sean Jones
: Do you remember the first thing you ever told me?
Neville Flynn
: What the fuck's that got to do with anything?
Sean Jones
: What was the first thing you ever told me?
Neville Flynn
: Do as I say and you live.
Sean Jones
: Exactly. Now it's your turn. Do as I say, and you'll live. [
they start surfing
]
c.
Robert
: [
singing to Giselle along with the bandleader at the ball
] Now you're beside me, and look how far we've come, so far. We are so close.
d.
Sid
: Careful, mate. Those aren't chocolate buttons.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jersey Girl (2004)?
a.
Bryan
: [
reading his paper
] My mom says my dad's eyes are brown because he's so full of sh - .
Teacher
: [
interrupts him before he swears
] Bryan!
b.
Cole Porter
: You were always my life-to-be.
Linda Porter
: I remember that song.
Cole Porter
: It was about you. They were all about you.
Linda Porter
: Not all. But some I hope.
c.
Jack Caine
: [
at the murder scene, Larry and Jack are nearly decapitated by the alien disc
] Now, that's a murder weapon.
d.
Mrs. Calloway
: Maggie, may I be frank?
Maggie
: Only if you let me wear the hat.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jersey Girl (2004)?
a.
Bart
: You know, you really had me scared for a moment there.
Ollie
: Awww, who knew. All these years you were nursing a little stage fright!
Bart
: Not that, smart-ass.
b.
Merlin
: What are you doing? You're slowing down, you're slowing down!
Maverick
: I'm bringing him in closer, Merlin.
Merlin
: You're gonna do what?
c.
Frankie Lymon
: [
grabs Zola as she enters backstage ans kisses her
] Baby, you are one fine thing.
Zola Taylor
: [
slaps Frankie
]
Young Little Richard
: Ooh! Ow! You want me to get you some ice?
d.
Dr. Marlowe
: [
speaking under his breath
] John! Can you hear me? I know what's wrong with you. I know how you can survive.
John Strauss
: [
breathing heavily
] What is it?
Dr. Marlowe
: How badly... do you wanna live?
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