Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Jakob the Liar (1999) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Jakob the Liar (1999) Quiz

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About the movie: In 1944 Poland, a Jewish shop keeper named Jakob is summoned to ghetto headquarters after being caught out near curfew...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jakob the Liar (1999)?
a.		Timothy Q. Mouse: You know? Your ma ain't crazy. She's just broken-hearted. And it ain't nobody's fault you got them big ears. [Dumbo covers himself up with his ears] Timothy Q. Mouse: Oh boy, I stepped in it that time. [rushes under Dumbo's ears] Timothy Q. Mouse: Aw gee, Dumbo, I think your ears are beautiful! [Dumbo slowly uncovers his face] Timothy Q. Mouse: Sure! As a matter of fact, I think they're very decorative. [Dumbo wiggles his ears] Timothy Q. Mouse: You know, lots of people with big ears are famous!
b.		Mel: Respect my ass!
c.		Gonzo: Rizzo! You lost all the bullets! Rizzo: Well, you're losing the powder!
d.		Lina Kronstein: What happened to your wife? Jakob Heym: They shot her. Under a tree. I don't know what kind of tree it was. I didn't bother to ask.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jakob the Liar (1999)?
a.		Kayley: [dancing with Garret at their knighting ceremony] [of the hall of people] Kayley: Oh, Garret! Isn't this everything you ever dreamed of? Garrett: Hmm... Not quite everything... [spins Kayley into his arms]
b.		Gabey, Chip, Ozzie: [singing] New York, New York, a wonderful town / The Bronx is up and the Battery down / The people ride in a hole in the ground / New York, New York, it's a wonderful town!
c.		Kowalsky: If you hang yourself, I'll kill you.
d.		Holly Hamilton: Your uncle is a genius! Amy Pearl: It worked? Holly Hamilton: She was singing - happy songs! She NEVER sings happy songs! Amy Pearl: Yeah, neither do I, but don't send me flowers, ok? I like it that way.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jakob the Liar (1999)?
a.		Georgiana, The Duchess of Devonshire: I am her mother. After all, she is only a girl.
b.		[sitting outside the local bank] Phil: A gust of wind. [a gust of wind blows] Phil: A dog barks. [a dog barks in the distance] Phil: Cue the truck. [an armored truck drives up] Phil: Exit Herman; walk out into the bank. [Herman gets out of the armored truck and walks into the bank] Phil: Exit Felix, and stand there with a not-so-bright look on your face. [Felix gets out of truck and stands there] Phil: All right, Doris, come on. Hey, fix your bra, honey... That's better. [Doris walks up fixing her outfit] Phil: [impersonating Doris] Felix. [Doris says, "Felix"] Phil: [impersonating Felix] How ya doin' Doris? [Felix asks Doris a question] Phil: [impersonating Doris] Can I have a roll of quarters? [Doris asks Felix for a roll of quarters] Phil: [Phil stands up and begins to walk towards the armored car, counting to himself] Phil: 10, 9, 8, car... [a car drives in front of Phil] Phil: ...6, 5, quarters... [roll of quarters breaks open, hitting the ground] Phil: ...3, 2... [Phil reaches over Felix and takes a bag of money out of the back of the armored truck] Herman: Felix, did I bring out two bags or one? Felix: I dunno. [scratches his head]
c.		[first lines] Jakob Heym: Hitler goes to a fortune-teller and asks, "When will I die?" And the fortune-teller replies, "On a Jewish holiday." Hitler then asks, "How do you know that?" And she replies, "Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday."
d.		Jack Foley: You'd be surprised about what you can get, if you ask for it the right way.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jakob the Liar (1999)?
a.		Field Marshal Keitel: Have you any better suggestions? Field Marshal Gerd von Runstedt: Yes, one very much better. Make peace, you idiot!
b.		Professor Fate: Leslie escaped? General: With a small friar. Professor Fate: Leslie escaped with a chicken?
c.		Jakob Heym: I don't want to see you playing with that cat. I certainly don't want to see you catch it and eat it. Any cat that lets itself get caught is sick.
d.		Travis Anderson: Mankind is made up of inferior creatures, spiritually and physically deformed, who would have corrupted the harmony of my perfect body.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jakob the Liar (1999)?
a.		Lieutenant Niki: When we like someone, we smile. But when we want to do something about it, we wink.
b.		Beth Easton: You'll have to go for help. I'll just have to lay here. Jody Salerno: You can't just lay there what about the tide? Beth Easton: What about the tide? How much time do I have, before I could drown? Jody Salerno: You're not going to drown.
c.		Jakob Heym: I'll burn that bridge when I get to it.
d.		[when the dog starts humping Little Joe's leg] Little Joe Dirt: Can I Push him off of me? Miss Clipper: He'll stop humping as soon as he's done

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jakob the Liar (1999)?
a.		[the General mentions Princess Ann's duty] Princess Ann: Your Excellency, I trust you will not find it necessary to use that word again. Were I not completely aware of my duty to my family and to my country, I would not have come back tonight... or indeed ever again!
b.		Mischa: If you had one and didn't want anyone to know... ...the best way would be to say you had one... ...because no one owning a radio would be stupid enough to admit it. They'd leave you alone, which means.... What does it mean, Jakob? Jakob Heym: I don't know. Mischa: It means you've got a radio. Jakob Heym: I don't have a radio. Mischa: I understand.
c.		[singing] Green Goblin: The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the Goblin and took the spider out.
d.		Frankie: I don't want to be 60 years old some day and seemingly happily married to some man that I know is my second choice.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jakob the Liar (1999)?
a.		Chris: 'Simply Dusty'... is there no other kind?
b.		Frankfurter: Until the last line has been spoken, the curtain cannot come down.
c.		[Wanting to have sex with Joyce] Professor Carl Mason: Come on lets do it on the table. Joyce: I told you, the table's too hard! Professor Carl Mason: No it's not! Joyce: Oh that's easy for you to say, I'm the one on the bottom!
d.		Bean Lamonsoff: I want mommy's milk! Eric Lamonsoff: No more mommy's milk. Bean Lamonsoff: I want mommy's milk. [a kid walks by with a milk carton, which Eric takes] Milk Kid: Hey! Eric Lamonsoff: Here's a dollar, get out of here. Now drink it. Bean Lamonsoff: I don't know if mommy will like that. Eric Lamonsoff: Just watch me drink it. [Bean drinks the milk carton] Bean Lamonsoff: I'm just like daddy. Kurt McKenzie: Yay! More for us!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jakob the Liar (1999)?
a.		Harold Lee: Please, sir. This is all a big mistake. [referring to Kumar] Harold Lee: My idiot friend here brought marijuana on the plane. Ron Fox: Zip it, Hello Kitty! We know your operation's funded by drugs!
b.		Jakob Heym: A barber with a dull razor is like a blind moyl.
c.		George Simmons: I know you want the Mer-Man poster. Ira Wright: I liked Mer-Man. George Simmons: Five year olds like Mer-Man. Ira Wright: I thought it was genius.
d.		Hancock: [reading prepared text] I apologize to the people of Los Angeles. My behavior has been improper and I accept the consequences. I ask my fellow Angelinos for their patience and understanding. Life here can be difficult for me. After all, I am the only one of my kind. During my incarceration, I will be participating in alcohol and anger management treatment. You deserve better from me. I can be better. I will be better.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jakob the Liar (1999)?
a.		Ross Carpenter: [singing] If I should live to be ninety, I will never forget / The little shrimp and the song he sang as he jumped into the net.
b.		Paul Denton: What'd he do, try to OD on Sudafed and wine coolers?
c.		[Cheech is helping Olive rehearse a scene] Olive: Can't you see? You're living out the exact same pattern your mother lived out with your father. Cheech: I am? Pray tell. Olive: In some way you're trying to relive it and in the process of reliving it, correct it. As if that were possible. HA. Cheech: It don't say "ha." Olive: I know it don't say "ha," I added that. Cheech: Are you allowed to do that? I don't think you're allowed to do that. Olive: We're allowed to add things. It's called ad-libbing. Cheech: Well, I think the whole thing stinks. Olive: Well, I think you're a degenerate zombie so shut up and read. Cheech: You shut up. Olive: You shut up and read. Cheech: you're lucky you're Nick's girl. Olive: You're lucky you're an idiot.
d.		Jakob Heym: Here's a book about Africa. You read this, you'll forget you're hungry.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Jakob the Liar (1999)?
a.		Judge: [Judge firmly addressing two unseen attorneys] I'll give you an opportunity to better prepare your facts. Man: [Hands Judge some papers] Adoption proceedings, the Adams case. Judge: What? Man: The Adams case. Judge: [Looks disturbed] Oh yes, yes. Uh... [turns back to attorneys] Judge: if either one or both of you gentlemen conduct yourselves like you've been doing today I'll hold you in contempt, the both of ya! Judge: [Walks into chambers, sees Roger, Miss Oliver, and the baby all seated. Sits at desk] Uh, oh this is the child in question. Ahem, let me see. Yes, I recall looking over these adoption papers. I see you have no income at present. [Looks at Roger] Judge: Is that correct? Roger Adams: Yes your Honor. Judge: Now what is this Miss Oliver? You know this case should never have come before me. Miss Oliver: Well your Honor I feel that this is a special case. I kept hoping until the last minute Mr. Adams might be able to resume the operation of his paper or get a job. But unfortunately he hasn't been able to do either, so i thought... Judge: Under these conditions I can't grant the adoption. This child will have to revert to the orphanage. [Gestures to Roger] Judge: Will you draw up a chair please while I prepare these release papers for you to sign? Just a matter of routine. Roger Adams: If you please your Honor, it can't just be a matter of routine for people to have their baby taken away from them. This child is ours Judge... Judge: [Interrupting] Those are the requirements of the law. Roger Adams: Yes but you see we've had her since she was six weeks old. It just doesn't seem reasonable to give her back to-to-to strangers. Judge: Mr. Adams, you're not here to plead your case. You've had the regular opportunity to prove your fitness to provide. Roger Adams: We are fit Judge if you just look at the record. Judge: Without any income I have no alternative. Didn't you make that clear Miss Oliver? Miss Oliver: Yes your Honor I did, but I thought... Judge: [Firmly] I'm sorry but that is the law. Roger Adams: Look your Honor, she's not like an automobile or an icebox or a piece of furniture or something you buy on time and when you can't give up the payments they take it away from you! [Baby starts to cry] Roger Adams: Now sit still and be a good girl. Anyone could give up those kinds of things, but I ask you Judge how can you give up your own child? And she is our child just as much as if she'd been born to us! [Baby continues crying] Roger Adams: Now, now, Daddy's not going to go away. [Baby stops crying and smiles] Roger Adams: Look Judge, we've had her over a year now. Why we-we walked the floor with her when she had the colic. We've lost nights of sleep worrying every time she cut a tooth. We've gone through everything, everything real parents have with one of their own. Ask Miss Oliver here about the inspections we've had to have. Her-her weight charts, her vaccination certificates, h-her toys, her toothbrush! How many parents could keep one of their own and [voice cracks] Roger Adams: go through that? And you sit here and say it's a matter of routine for you to take her away from us. Miss Oliver: Please! Mr. Adams... Roger Adams: I'm sorry Judge, but we weren't as fortunate as most people. We would've had one of our own only-only... well you don't know how badly my wife wanted a child. It wasn't so important to me. I-I don't know, I suppose most men are like this but children never meant a great deal to me. Oh I liked them alright I suppose, but well what I'm trying to say is your Honor the first time I saw her... she looked so little and helpless. I didn't know babies were so-so little. And then she took a-hold of my finger and I held onto it. She-she just sort of walked into my heart Judge [begins to cry] Roger Adams: and-and she was there to stay. I didn't know I could feel like that! I'd always been well, kind of careless and irresponsible. I wanted to be a big shot. And I couldn't work for anybody, I had to be my own boss, that sort of thing. Now here I am standing in front of a judge pleading for just a little longer so that I can prove to you I can support a little child that doesn't weigh quite twenty pounds. It's not only for my wife and me I'm asking you to let us keep her Judge, it's for her sake too. She doesn't know any parents but us. [starts sobbing] Roger Adams: She wouldn't know what'd happened to her. You see there's so many little things about her that nobody would understand her the way Judy and I do. We love her Judge, please don't take her away from us. Look, I'm not a big shot now, I-I'll do anything, I'll work for anybody. [Starts to break down] Roger Adams: I-I'll beg, I'll borrow, I-I'll... please Judge I'll sell anything I've got until I get going again. And she'll never go hungry, she'll never be without clothes not so long as I've got two good hands so help me! [Camera fades out as Judge, Roger, and Miss Oliver all ponder what has just been said]
b.		F-22 Pilot: I have him in the rocks! Ross: Shell the walls, turn it into a parking lot. [missiles destroy canyon] F-22 Pilot: T-Bolt, your parking lot is ready, sir.
c.		Adam Levy: Kate, I cheese sandwich you.
d.		Jakob Heym: Oh, God of the Jews! Why didn't you make your people a race of mice?

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