Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : It's Pat (1994) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : It's Pat (1994) Quiz

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About the movie: Pat Riley, an obnoxious busybody of undeterminable sex, meets and falls in love with Chris, a sensitive...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: It's Pat (1994)?
a.		Trish: When was the last time you changed your socks?
b.		Peter Carver: I don't like you! Roger Hobbs: You little creep.
c.		Chris: I find everything about you... endlessly fascinating. Pat Riley: Join the club!
d.		[Maggie and the four Lost Boys try to escape out the ship] Noodler: Where do you think you're going? Get away from that window!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: It's Pat (1994)?
a.		Sally: When Joe and I started seeing each other, we wanted exactly the same thing. We wanted to live together, but we didn't want to get married because every time anyone we knew got married, it ruined their relationship. They practically never had sex again. It's true, it's one of the secrets that no one ever tells you. I would sit around with my girlfriends who have kids - and, actually, my one girlfriend who has kids, Alice - and she would complain about how she and Gary never did it anymore. She didn't even complain about it, now that I think about it. She just said it matter-of-factly. She said they were up all night, they were both exhausted all the time, the kids just took every sexual impulse they had out of them. And Joe and I used to talk about it, and we'd say we were so lucky we have this wonderful relationship, we can have sex on the kitchen floor and not worry about the kids walking in. We can fly off to Rome on a moment's notice. And then one day I was taking Alice's little girl for the afternoon because I'd promised to take her to the circus, and we were in the cab playing "I Spy" - I spy a mailbox, I spy a lamp-post - and she looked out the window and she saw this man and this woman with these two little kids. And the man had one of the little kids on his shoulders, and she said, "I spy a family." And I started to cry. You know, I just started crying. And I went home, and I said, "The thing is, Joe, we never do fly off to Rome on a moment's notice." Harry: And the kitchen floor? Sally: [sadly] Not once. It's this very cold, hard Mexican ceramic tile.
b.		Ana Pascal: [Hurt and annoyed that Harold refuses to just take the cookies and has offered to buy them] Go home Harold. Harold Crick: Okay. [starts for the door and realizes he's dissappointed her] Harold Crick: Did- You made those cookies for me, didn't you. [She looks at him sadly] Harold Crick: You were just trying to be nice, and I blew it. [reaches into his briefcase and retrieves the little black book where he's tracking his comedy vs tragedy tallies, and there are a lot of marks under tragedy. Sadly] Harold Crick: This may sound like gibberish to you, but I think I'm in a tragedy.
c.		Frank Baker: Okay, let's hear it. We trashed the Avedon, the Luau Lounge - what's our beef with 'Feelings'? Susie Diamond: Nothing... except who cares? I mean, does anybody really need to hear 'Feelings' again in their lifetime? It's like parsley, okay? Take it away, nobody's going to know the difference. Frank Baker: 'Feelings' is not parsley! Susie Diamond: Frank, to you 'Feelings' may be goddamn filet mignon, but to me, it's parsley. It's less than parsley. Frank Baker: Look, 'Feelings,' despite what you may think of it, has always been one of the bright moments of the show, and a consistent crowd-pleaser, and consequently we have an obligation to perform it. If we didn't, the audience would be disappointed. Susie Diamond: Oh. Well, they weren't exactly crying their eyes out on New Year's Eve. Frank Baker: You passed over 'Feelings'? Susie Diamond: Yeah. Oh, and 'Bali Hai' went out with the bathwater, too. Frank Baker: Ah ha. I see. The cat goes away for the night, and the mice take over the orchestra. Susie Diamond: Hey! I ain't no mouse. Frank Baker: That's right - you're parsley.
d.		Hood: So, what we wanna know is are you a brotha or a sista? Pat: Well, I'm an only child...

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: It's Pat (1994)?
a.		Harry Archer: Hey, hey, hey, Tony, something's happen to your lights. Tony the Bartender: I got eyes, I can see. Honey Parker: Who needs lights?
b.		Pippin: And whose side are you on? Treebeard: Side? I am on nobody's side, because nobody is on my side, little orc.
c.		Groupie: You were great tonight, Pat. Pat Riley: Oh, you thought so to?
d.		Neal: I'd like one room for the night. Del: If you're upset, maybe we should get separate rooms. Neal: You get your own room. Hotel Clerk: Will you be paying with credit card? Neal: Yes. I have a Visa card... Diner's Club card... and a gasoline card. [he lays them out - all of them are burned] Hotel Clerk: [chuckles] These aren't... these aren't credit cards. Neal: Do you take cash? Hotel Clerk: Forty-two fifty. Neal: [lays money on the table] How about seventeen dollars... Hotel Clerk: I can't do that. Neal: Please. Have mercy. I've been wearing the same underwear since Tuesday. Del: I can vouch for that. Hotel Clerk: I don't own the place, I... [gestures towards the management office behind him] Neal: Seventeen dollars... Neal: [unstraps wristwatch] ... and a hell of a nice watch?

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: It's Pat (1994)?
a.		Romeo: Tempt not a desperate man!
b.		Han Sing: What's your name? Trish: You think I want you calling me? Han Sing: I don't have a phone. Trish: Yeah, well dead giveaway. Besides, you drive like shit.
c.		Cledus Snow: I don't think my dog bit you, mister. 'Cause Fred definately DON'T like grease!
d.		Pat: I played with the Ween!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: It's Pat (1994)?
a.		Sergeant Timothy 'Tim' O'Hara: Where do you hail from Sadie? Sadie Thompson: San Francisco. Sergeant Timothy 'Tim' O'Hara: That's funny - - my best pal married a girl from San Francisco. Sadie Thompson: What part of San Francisco? Sergeant Timothy 'Tim' O'Hara: Where they hang out the red lanterns. Sadie Thompson: [thoughtfully] Are they happy? Sergeant Timothy 'Tim' O'Hara: Sure! 'Sfunny but them that kicks the highest often settles down the hardest.
b.		Kyle Jacobs: [after reading Pat's diary] That's it. Th-th-th-that's all? The most intimate record of... every detail about Pat's life and not a single clue about Pat's sex? Why? Why, that's so unfair!
c.		Vincent: What do you want for Christmas? Sam: My two front teeth.
d.		Eli Porter: Who was Joseph? T-Loc: Who in hell cares? [everyone laughs] Eli Porter: I do.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: It's Pat (1994)?
a.		Julie: Wait. Ray: What? Julie: Should we check his wallet and see who he is? Barry: Why? Julie: I don't know okay, just to know. Helen: I don't want to know. Barry: Let's just pretend he's some escaped lunatic with a hook for a hand and we're doing everybody a favor.
b.		Patrick: See, first of all, Joey is not half the man you are. Secondly, don't let anyone, ever, make you feel like you don't deserve what you want. Go for it!
c.		Dr. Roger Fleming: I've got to get that meteor but how? How? There must be a way inside that cabin. Think! Think! Cabin... cabin... cabin.
d.		Pat Riley: Howdy, Tippy! Tippy: Oh... oh Pat... what do you want? Pat Riley: Well I just thought I'd stop by and pick up a few personal items. Tippy: Oh no no no, please, remember? No, I don't want to know anything about your... your sex life, okay? Pat Riley: I just want to get a few toiletries. Uh, first of all, I need some protection... Tippy: Oh dear God, okay, all right. Pat Riley: ...from underarm wetness. I'm never one to offend! Tippy: 2.50 then, all right, and you're out... Pat Riley: What am I, in a race? Whoa! Tippy: Well, kind of, uh... Pat Riley: And I need a lubricant... Tippy: What? Pat Riley: ...for my eyes. They're drying up due to the pollen and dust in the air. Tippy: Oh great, help me, somebody please help me! Pat Riley: And I need some feminine napkins... Tippy: Oh, I'm in hell... I am in hell now! Pat Riley: You never know when Aunt Wilma's gonna stop by for lunch!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: It's Pat (1994)?
a.		Pat Riley: So... did I tell you I'm unemployed? Kathy Griffin: Yea, uh, about 400 times. Pat Riley: Say, do you think you could make an announcement about it at the radio station? Kathy Griffin: Absolutely not. Pat Riley: Ok, well think about it, but when you do make the announcement let me know. I want to tell my friends to tune in. They don't listen to your show normally.
b.		Police Chief: [noticing Tony is depressed] Tony? I don't want to intrude, but you seem a little down. Tony Giardino: Well, Captain, it's about my job. Police Chief: Ah. [sits down with Tony] Tony Giardino: I'm having doubts about being a cop. You know, it's not like how it is on TV. All I do all day is fill out forms and paperwork. I mean, this is what I do. Police Chief: [contemplates] It's a point well taken, Tony. But you must understand, although it's not exciting, it's a very important part of our work. Tony Giardino: Yeah, but in all my times as a cop, I've never gotten to, like, chase a guy across a crowded city square. I've never... I've never hung on to that part of a helicopter. You know that part? Underneath the thing that it lands? Do you, do you know that part? Police Chief: Yes, I know that part. Tony Giardino: I've never hung onto that. I've never even commandeered a vehicle. Police Chief: Now that sounds like a lot of fun. Tony Giardino: And that's the other thing. You're too nice. Police Chief: I'm too nice? Tony Giardino: Yeah, you're too nice. Why can't you be like the Captain on "Starsky and Hutch"? You know, when you come in, and you haul me into your office, and you bawl me out because you're sick and tired of defending my screwball antics to the Commissioner? Why cant you do that? Police Chief: Well, the truth of the matter is, I don't report to a Commissioner. I report to a committee. Some of whom are appointed, some elected, and the rest co-opted on a bi-annual basis. It's a quorum, so to speak. Tony Giardino: A quorum? Police Chief: Yeah. Tony Giardino: Captain, when I joined the police force, I thought I was going to be Serpico. But instead, I'm like... Fish from Barney Miller. Police Chief: Hey. Somebody needs a hug!
c.		[Ben Grimm sees a man about to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge] Ben Grimm: Hey! You think you got problems, you take a good look, pal.
d.		Tereza: I was forced to love my mother, but not this dog. You know, Tomas... maybe... maybe, I love her more than I love you. Not more. I mean in a better way. I'm not jealous of her. I don't want her to be different. I don't ask her for anything.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: It's Pat (1994)?
a.		[Pat falls down a flight of stairs] Kyle Jacobs: Are you all right... um... um... you there? Chris: Yeah, hon. Did you break anything? Pat Riley: Oh, I crushed my nuts! Kyle Jacobs: Ooooh, that's got to hurt! Pat Riley: Oh, shoot! [holding up crushed walnuts] Pat Riley: There goes my afternoon snack!
b.		Bob: [referring to Rio's busted gun hand] It's been six weeks. That hand ain't gettin' no better. I say we lay for Longworth with shotguns and then go rob that bank. Rio: Ambushin' folks ain't exactly my style, Bob. Bob: I'd say your style's gettin' a bit slow. We brought you along because you're supposed to be the big man with the iron; but now, I think I could even out pull you. Rio: [Putting his hand on his gun butt] You're probably right, Bob. You probably could get six into me by the time I get that one into you.
c.		Mary: Please let it be cancer, please let it be cancer, please let it be cancer...
d.		[Leon is answering a call] Leon Phelps: Yeah, well, you suffer from homo-unerectus. That means your wang is hugeified not by women but by a man.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: It's Pat (1994)?
a.		Clarence Hill, Union Steward: Y'know I can't go to the Green Room with every little thing. I gotta wait for somethin' big, or a buncha little things. Now we can't let our power be dissipated by the, by the plant. . . Zeke Brown: Plant my ass, man! That's all you talk about, "the plant"! Everybody know what "the plant" is. "The plant" just short for plantation!
b.		Mark Caldwell: May I make a suggestion? Sandra Marshall: What? Mark Caldwell: Next time you hear some odd noise in the night, just follow the memorable custom of your sex and stick your head under the bedclothes.
c.		Pat: Spekanse americano por favor?
d.		Estelle Novick: What school did you go to, Mr. Poole? August 'Augie' Poole: Oh, I never went past high school. Estelle Novick: How did you get along there? August 'Augie' Poole: Terrible. Everybody hated me because I was so popular.

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