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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Irma la Douce (1963) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Irma la Douce (1963) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Irma la Douce (1963)

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About the movie: In Paris, an ex-cop falls in love with a prostitute, and tries to get her out of that life by paying for all of her time. Not so easy...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Irma la Douce (1963)?
a.		Tuan: I have two inches of hard dick!
b.		Cheech: Where I come from, nobody squeals!
c.		Moustache: But that's another story...
d.		[last lines] Max Jenke: BACK THE FUCK OFF, BITCH!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Irma la Douce (1963)?
a.		Col. Jim Caldwell: It's been one big happy family, hasn't it? The fishing's good in Grant's Pass? Tell Hollis Farr; he'll OK a leave! You don't like the seven-day alert? Tell Hollis Farr; he aims to please! He's not out on any limb; no sir! Let the wing commander take the heat! Hang on as vice-commander until something cushier turns up - and whatever you do, don't ever get into a spot where somebody can turn the heat on you. Well, it's about time somebody did. And if you can't stand the heat, then the least you can do is get out of the kitchen. [turns to leave his office] Col. Hollis Farr: [shoves the door closed with the palm of his hand] When you first came here, I told you that you didn't have enough heel in you to be a wing commander. You've got enough for the entire Air Force!
b.		James Williams: [the train has not arrived] Where the hell's the train? Melanie Ballard: I don't know. Uno: You don't know? What the fuck is that supposed to mean? Melanie Ballard: [On radio] Lieutenant to the train! James Williams: Plan A is fucked up! You got a Plan B? Melanie Ballard: Yeah, it's the same as Plan A. You got any fresh ideas? James Williams: Yeah, what we should of done in the first place. [cocks Uzi's and walks forward] Melanie Ballard: Shit! [Does the same] James Williams: COME ON YOU MINDLESS MOTHER FUCKERS! [Fires both Uzi's at the possessed, large gunfight ensues]
c.		Moustache: To be overly honest in a dishonest world is like plucking a chicken against the wind... you'll only wind up with a mouth full of feathers.
d.		Title card: Empty hearts. Empty lives. Empty homes. Poor little rich girl.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Irma la Douce (1963)?
a.		Doris: [after kissing George] Wanna fuck? George: ...What? Doris: You didn't understand the question?
b.		Andy Stitzer: I should pull up the hardwood to see if there's carpet underneath. [small chuckles] Andy Stitzer: No. That's never the case.
c.		Andre: Remember that moment when Marlon Brando sent the Indian woman to accept the Oscar, and everything went haywire? Things just very rarely go haywire now. If you're just operating by habit, then you're not really living.
d.		Irma La Douce: Who wants to be a stray dog? You got to belong to someone, even if he kicks you once in a while.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Irma la Douce (1963)?
a.		Buck Pearson: Isn't he the land agent here? Land Agent Barclay: He was. I told you I was at a funeral. Buck Pearson: Oh. What happened? Land Agent Barclay: Poisoning. Buck Pearson: Ptomaine? Land Agent Barclay: Lead.
b.		Irma La Douce: A painter once lived here. Poor guy, he was starving. Tried everything, even cut his ear off. Nestor Patou: Van Gogh? Irma La Douce: No, I think his name was Schwartz.
c.		Chuck Clarke: You mean you bought a camel? Lyle Rogers: No, I didn't really buy it. They SOLD it to me! Lyle Rogers: Oh no. I think that something went wrong and now I own a blind camel. A blind camel!
d.		Old Fred: All right then. Let's get this vessel shipshape. Ringo: I kind of like it the way it is. Submarine shape.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Irma la Douce (1963)?
a.		Dobbs: Nobody puts one over on Fred C. Dobbs.
b.		Young-Soon Choi: Mr. Heep, my mom told me more of the story before she threw a cushion at me.
c.		Sasha: Oh no she di'ent!
d.		Moustache: It's a hard way to earn an easy living.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Irma la Douce (1963)?
a.		Ira Hayes: I know it's a good thing, raising the money and that, 'cause we need it. But, I can't take them calling me a hero. All I did was try not to get shot. Some of the things I saw done, things I did, they weren't things to be proud of, you know? Mike... Mike was a hero. You ever meet him? Keyes Beech: No. Ira Hayes: Best Marine I ever met. Keyes Beech: You know, Chief, I think if Mike was sitting here instead of you, he'd be saying the same thing about himself, not being a hero. Ira Hayes: Maybe. He was a good guy, but I think that he'd be ashamed of me, seeing me the way I am.
b.		Hannah's dad: I once sold a woman a pair of exploding slacks.
c.		Nestor Patou: Why don't we just tell him the truth? Moustache: The truth? That's dynamite. Nestor Patou: But I'm innocent. Moustache: The jails are full with innocent people because they told the truth.
d.		Diane: Look deep into my eyes. What do you see? Pizza Boy: Too much mascara?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Irma la Douce (1963)?
a.		Hutch: Go to sleep tiny dancer.
b.		Moustache: Shows you the kind of world we live in. Love is illegal - but not hate. That you can do anywhere, anytime, to anybody. But if you want a little warmth, a little tenderness, a shoulder to cry on, a smile to cuddle up with, you have to hide in dark corners, like a criminal. Pfui.
c.		Johnny: You are lying! I never hit you! You are tearing me apart, Lisa!
d.		Gibbons: So, what's it going to be, Triple X? You want to get on a plane, or is "Kiss my ass, Scarface" your final answer?

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Irma la Douce (1963)?
a.		Moustache: Life is total war my friend... nobody has a right to be a conscientious objector.
b.		Quince, the Carpenter: Come, sit down, every mother's son, and rehearse your parts. And we will do it in action as we will do it before the duke. Pyramus, you begin. Bottom: Well, I begin. Oh, Thisny! Quince, the Carpenter: And when you have spoken your speech... Bottom: Then I stop. Quince, the Carpenter: No, no. Bottom: Well, then I go on. Quince, the Carpenter: No, no! Then you enter into that brake; and so everyone according to his cue. Thisby! Stand forth. Speak, Pyramus. Bottom: Oh, Thisny, the flowers -... Quince, the Carpenter: "Oh, Thisby." Bottom: This-nee. Quince, the Carpenter: This-bee! Bottom: Nay! Quince, the Carpenter: Ay! Bottom: Nay! Quince, the Carpenter: Ay! Bottom: This [he pulls his copy of the script from his waist] Bottom: ... This [he reads the scroll and scowls] Bottom: ... This... neebay. "The flowers of odious - -" Quince, the Carpenter: Odorous, odorous! Bottom: Odorous, odorous. The flowers odi - - the flowers odorous savors sweet. "Oh, Thisby, the flowers of odorous savors sweet; so have thy breath... [He gets a whiff of Flute's breath and recoils] Bottom: Oh, Thisby, my dearest Thisby dear. But hark!" [Flute erupts into a coughing fit. Bottom throws down his scroll, storms off, and is led back by Quince. He points accusatively at Flute] Bottom: Thisny! Quince, the Carpenter: [handing back Bottom's scroll] Thisby. Bottom: "But hark, a voice! Stay you but here a while, and by and by I will to you appear." [He exits the wrong way] Quince, the Carpenter: Into that brake!
c.		Ritchie: That's it. You're fired. Isabel Bigelow: Doesn't matter... I quit! Yeah, so you better call my agent. Jim Fields: You don't have an agent. Isabel Bigelow: Then call my cable man!
d.		Dolores Umbridge: [in a calm, relaxed voice] You know, I really hate children.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Irma la Douce (1963)?
a.		Steve Irwin: Croc poo!
b.		Romeo: Well, Juliet, I will lie with thee tonight.
c.		Irma La Douce: You know, I'm sort of glad about that girl in Dijon, with the cough. Nestor Patou: You are? Irma La Douce: Because frankly, in the police van I thought that you'd never in your life, uh... Nestor Patou: Oh, she wasn't the only girl. I've had more than one girl. Irma La Douce: How many? Nestor Patou: Altogether? Oh, let me see... Irma La Douce: Three? Nestor Patou: Not as many as that.
d.		Ann: Anyway, being happy isn't all that great. I mean, the last time I was really happy... I got so fat. I must have put on 25 pounds. I thought John was gonna have a stroke.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Irma la Douce (1963)?
a.		Miranda: You don't take anything seriously do you? You think the world is just here for your amusement! Charlie: But look at the world... Miranda: I do. But unlike you I have to live in it!
b.		Irma La Douce: You oughta be ashamed of yourself, scaring a poor little dog like that. Nestor Patou: They oughta take that dog away from you, you're not a fit mother.
c.		Billy: So what you realizing, Mamooli? Mamooli: Well, that my goal in life before I die is to make love to a woman from every country on Earth. Vivo: You come to my country I shoot your ass!
d.		Barry: I have to get more pudding for this trip to Hawaii. As I just said that out loud I realize it sounded a little strange but it's not.

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