Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Illegally Yours (1988) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Illegally Yours (1988) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Illegally Yours (1988).

About the movie: Called up for jury duty, Richard Dice finds his first crush and only real, but unrequited love, on trial for murder...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Illegally Yours (1988)?
a.		May Day: Get Zorin for me!
b.		Mr. Lish: [addressing Romy & Michele] Just a reminder, girls - you have DETENTION after school today. Michele: Yeah, we're really looking forward to it! [Mr. Lish looks at them, stunned, then quickly withdraws] Romy: Can you believe he just got married? Like how desperate is she?
c.		Mr. Jones: Lotto stud. Lotto fuckin' stud.
d.		Wally Finnegan: Kids a good target, though. He's gonna go far. Mrs. Evelyn Dice: Yeah, but he just might have to get towed the whole way.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Illegally Yours (1988)?
a.		Molly Gilbert: Wait a second! You're not the little pervert from the girl's bathroom? Richard Dice: Yes! You remember me!
b.		Master: Who you? Max: Me Max.
c.		John Devlin: And speaking of politics, where we're going, there are only two parties: the quick and the dead.
d.		Coach: You're the girl. Jimmy: What? Chazz: You're my pretty lady, MacElroy. Jimmy: Wait, why? Coach: Because you whine like one! [turns to Chazz] Coach: And no one can lift your fat ass, you're on a diet starting now.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Illegally Yours (1988)?
a.		Ellen Olenska: I think we should look at reality, not dreams. Newland Archer: I just want us to be together! Ellen Olenska: I can't be your wife, Newland! Is it your idea that I should live with you as your mistress? Newland Archer: I want... Somehow, I want to get away with you... and... and find a world where words like that don't exist!
b.		The Joker: [speaking to Batman] I wanted to see what you'd do. And you didn't disappoint... You let five people die. Then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me, that's cold...
c.		Butler: You and your wife are expected for dinner. Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: My wife won't be coming. Butler: Oh, I trust she is not ill? Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr: She's not ill, she's a cheap, vulgar slut. Butler: Ja, I have heard this.
d.		Richard Dice: Will somebody just listen for a second! I can't do this! Court Clerk: Why not? Richard Dice: It's absolutely crucial that I devote every day to my career! Court Clerk: Well, have you got a letter from your employer? Richard Dice: I could get a note from my mother.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Illegally Yours (1988)?
a.		Clone Trooper: What's our plan of attack, sir? Anakin Skywalker: Follow me.
b.		Lady Markby: And you know, I can't help feeling that this disturbing new thing, this higher education of women, will deal a terrible blow to happy married life. Laura: The higher education of men is what I should like to see. Men need it so sadly. Lady Markby: They do, dear. But I'm afraid such a scheme would be quite unpractical. I don't think man has much capacity for development. He has got as far as he can, and that is not far, is it?
c.		Richard Dice: I still remember her first words to me. I was 5, she was 11, I walked into the girls bathroom while she was getting undressed. She said "get out of here, you little pervert!" God, she was sophisticated. It took me years to figure out what that meant.
d.		Abby: He gave me a little pearl-handled .38 for our first anniversary. Ray: Uh-huh. Abby: Figured I'd better leave before I used it on him. I don't know how you can stand him. Ray: Well, I'm only an employee, I ain't married to him.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Illegally Yours (1988)?
a.		Mrs. Evelyn Dice: The Murderess! Molly Gilbert: Attempted!
b.		Nacho: Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.
c.		Gandalf: There is one other who knew Bilbo had the Ring. I looked everywhere for the creature Gollum, but the enemy found him first. I don't know how long they tortured him, but through the endless screams and inane babble, they discerned two words: Gollum: SHIRE! BAGGINS! Frodo: Shire? Baggins? But that would lead them here! [Cuts to a Ringwraith cutting off a Hobbit's head] Frodo: [holding out the Ring] Take it Gandalf! [Gandalf backs away] Frodo: Take it! Gandalf: No, Frodo. Frodo: You must take it! Gandalf: You cannot offer me this ring! Frodo: I'm giving it to you! Gandalf: Don't... tempt me Frodo! I dare not take it. Not even to keep it safe. Understand, Frodo. I would use this ring from a desire to do good... But through me, it would wield a power too great and terrible to imagine.
d.		General Dreedle: Get back in the car, you smirking slut!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Illegally Yours (1988)?
a.		[opening lines] Narrator: That night, penetrating deep into the heart of Transylvania, Professor Abronsius was unaware that he was on the point of reaching the goal of his mysterious investigations. In the course of which he had journeyed throughout Central Europe for years accompanied by his one and only faithful disciple, Alfred. A scholar and scientist whose genius was unappreciated, Abronsius had given up all to devote himself body and soul to what was to him a sacred mission. He had even lost his chair at Königsberg University, where for a long time his colleagues used to refer to him as "The Nut".
b.		Alma Brown: I go in for those prize contests. "How Shinette shampoo changed my life" in 20 words or less. They give free trips to Europe but I end up with the fountain pens and the Japanese binoculars.
c.		Ruth: Donald had thrown her out, I'd moved in. She was out for blood! Molly Gilbert: Out for blood, YOU tried to run me down, Honey!
d.		[Listening to a phonograph record] The Mechanical Salesman: Good morning, my friends. This record comes to you through the Sales Talk Transcription Company, Incorporated: your speaker, the Mechanical Salesman. May I take the pleasure of introducing Mr. J. Widdecombe Billows, the inventor of the Billows Feeding Machine, a practical device which automatically feeds your men while at work? Don't stop for lunch: be ahead of your competitor. The Billows Feeding Machine will eliminate the lunch hour, increase your production, and decrease your overhead. Allow us to point out some of the features of this wonderful machine: its beautiful, aerodynamic, streamlined body; its smoothness of action, made silent by our electro-porous metal ball bearings. Let us acquaint you with our automaton soup plate - its compressed-air blower, no breath necessary, no energy required to cool the soup. Notice the revolving plate with the automatic food pusher. Observe our counter-shaft, double-knee-action corn feeder, with its synchro-mesh transmission, which enables you to shift from high to low gear by the mere tip of the tongue. Then there is the hydro-compressed, sterilized mouth wiper: its factors of control insure against spots on the shirt front. These are but a few of the delightful features of the Billows Feeding Machine. Let us demonstrate with one of your workers, for actions speak louder than words. Remember, if you wish to keep ahead of your competitor, you cannot afford to ignore the importance of the Billows Feeding Machine.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Illegally Yours (1988)?
a.		Kingsley Shacklebolt: You may not like him, Minister, but you can't deny: Dumbledore's got style.
b.		Quentin: Nigga, I am a pimp, so my future looks mighty bright, thank you very much.
c.		Ruth: Sit down! Mrs. Evelyn Dice: In my house, I'll sit when I'm good and ready!
d.		Iggy: [as Dana is about to attack the zombie] Wait, wait! Is this a Romero zombie or one of the new virus zombies? Alexandra: What the hell are you talking about? Dana: Okay, okay, now the old zombies are like, stiff. Iggy: They lumber. Dana: Whatever! Iggy: No, no, not whatever, they lumber, it's important. The new ones are, like, super-fit sport zombies. Old zombies, we can take this guy; new zombies... we may be fucked.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Illegally Yours (1988)?
a.		Molly Gilbert: You look quite attractive without your glasses. Here, put them back on.
b.		Harry Burns: I've been doing a lot of thinking, and the thing is, I love you. Sally Albright: What? Harry Burns: I love you. Sally Albright: How do you expect me to respond to this? Harry Burns: How about, you love me too. Sally Albright: How about, I'm leaving.
c.		Dude: [Holding up a detonator while everyone is shooting at him] Bomb! [Shooting fades] Dude: Bomb-that-could-take-out-a-whole-city-block bomb! [Shooting stops] Dude: Do I have your attention? [pause] Dude: What's wrong with you people? You're all trying to blow up the world in the name of God! Newsflash, fucktards: God doesn't need your help! He's GOD! [Patriotic music plays] Dude: And he... she... it... they gave you life... and you're wasting it! Look around you. Look. [pause] Dude: Look, god damn it! [everyone looks at each other] Dude: See? We're not that different. We are all like one big family. And what do families do? Do they fight? Yeah, but they work it out. That's because they know that they're stuck with each other. Just like how we all are. Here on this crazy mudball we call Earth. So come on, guys! Let's try to find some common ground here. Richard: Oh! Well, we all hate Jews! [Everyone seems to agree] Dude: No, not a hate thing! [Everyone groans in disappointment] Dude: A happy thing! I think it's time to empty our hands of guns and fill them... with hugs. [Everyone starts crying and holding hands] Dude: If you want to waste this precious gift we call life, I can't stop you. So, go ahead: Shoot... or [spreads arms out] Dude: hug. [pause] Mohammed: [Nods] Shoot him. [Everyone opens fire at Dude who goes back behind the car]
d.		Jetfire: What do you want? Sam Witwicky: Look, we just want to talk! Jetfire: I've got no time to talk, I'm on a mission! I'm a mercenary doom-bringer!... What planet am I on? Sam Witwicky: Earth. Jetfire: Earth? Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it DIRT, Planet Dirt...

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Illegally Yours (1988)?
a.		Robin Hood: Rabbi, you seem to be on the side of good. Will you come and share with us some of your wisdom, some of your council, and perhaps... some of your wine? [Merry Men snicker] Rabbi Tuckman: Wisdom and council, that's easy. But this is sacrimental wine! It's only used to bless things. Merry Men: Awwwww... Rabbi Tuckman: [pauses] Wait a minute! There's things here! There's rocks, there's trees, there's birds, there's squirrels. Come on, we'll bless them all until we get vashnigyered [drunk] Rabbi Tuckman: Join me! Robin Hood: Let's hear it for the Rabbi! Merry Men: [Cheer]
b.		Hector: When I get distress, I apply PLUNGER THERAPY.
c.		Richard Dice: Don't you see, mom, I've cracked the case! Mrs. Evelyn Dice: You're just plain cracked, Richard!
d.		J. Jonah Jameson: Well, we do have an opening. Johnson quit, remember? Joseph 'Robbie' Robertson: You fired him. J. Jonah Jameson: Whatever.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Illegally Yours (1988)?
a.		Jackie: Betty, you're fucked up. Why don't you tell us about an unpleasant incident with a male?
b.		Doug: I don't care how liberated this world becomes - a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume - and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.
c.		Mrs. Evelyn Dice: I used to worry about my kids if they came home late at night. But today, as I saw my eldest son on the news exposed as a common criminal, I felt nothing.
d.		Alexander Harris: Avoid all vice and passion - it preys on human frailty

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