Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : How to Deal (2003) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : How to Deal (2003) - Part (2) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: How to Deal (2003).

About the movie: A teenager (Moore), disillusioned by too many examples of love gone wrong, refuses to believe that true love exists. Then this new guy (Ford) comes along...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Deal (2003)?
a.		Halley: The quickest way to ruin a relationship with someone is to actually try to have a relationship with them.
b.		Nelson Moss: [Talking to himself about his advertising campaign] Number one dog, dog at the top. Angelica: Slow down, Fido. We need to talk.
c.		Reggie: You've been lyin' to me. You got three to tell me the truth, 1... 2... 3... Mark: YOU'RE THE LIAR! KEEP THE DOLLAR! YOU'RE FIRED!
d.		Luk: [walking on a snowfield] I spy with my little eye something beginning with S.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Deal (2003)?
a.		Halley: You have to learn to walk. You have to learn to talk. You have to wear that totally ridiculous hat your grandma bought you. You have no say in the matter. And when you get a little older, even though you get to choose your hats, you don't get to choose what they put in those meatballs in the cafeteria, or when to fall in love. Sometimes things happens and you just have to deal.
b.		Michael Clayton: What if Arthur was onto something? Marty Bach: What do you mean? Onto what? Michael Clayton: U North. What if he wasn't crazy, what if he was right? Marty Bach: Right about what? We're on the wrong side? Michael Clayton: Wrong side, wrong way. Anything. All of it. Marty Bach: This is news? This case reeked from day one. Fifteen years in I gotta tell you how we pay the rent? Michael Clayton: But what would they do, what would they do if he went public? Marty Bach: What would they do? Are you fucking soft? They're doing it! We don't straighten this settlement out in the next twenty four hours, they're gonna withhold nine million dollars in fees. Then they're gonna pull out the video of Arthur doing his flashdance in Milwaukee, they're gonna sue us for legal malpractice. Except there won't be anything for them to win, because by then the merger with London will be dead and we'll be selling off the goddamn furniture! [hands Michael an envelope] Marty Bach: That's eighty. We're calling it a bonus. You've got a three year contract, that's your current numbers, that's assuming this all works out.
c.		Corbin: God to Bert - your birthday has been cancelled!
d.		Tyler: Well, the Laguna Barneys managed not to drown. That's impressive. So make sure you guys come to the Dead Fish tonight to celebrate. Berthita's giving lap dances. Better than a chimp.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Deal (2003)?
a.		James: You're alone... because you're faster than the others. But not stronger... Edward Cullen: I'm strong enough to kill you.
b.		Lorna Queen: Well... look at you Halley. Halley: That's hard to do without a mirror isn't it? Lorna Queen: Honey you keep getting prettier every day. Halley: I have no idea how you could say that because you definitely don't see me every day. And yesterday, oh my God I was so ugly. And last Wednesday, that sucked too, so it's kind of a day to day thing.
c.		Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Hey! Why didn't you guys call me this weekend? Cadet Kyle Blankes: Well, nothing really happened, sir. Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: There was a party, wasn't there? Cadet Kyle Blankes: Yes, sir. Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: Well, what went on? Cadet Chad Copeland: Dancing, sir. Mostly dancing. Lieutenant Thaddeus Harris: [to himself] Dancing?
d.		Oscar: It's not too bad working here, though. Franz Kafka: You've never felt it was a horrible double life, from which there was probably no escape but insanity? Ludwig: Yes! Oscar: No. Ludwig: No.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Deal (2003)?
a.		Grandma Halley: First loves are never really over. Nobody's perfect, Sweetheart. But that doesn't mean it wasn't worth your while.
b.		Howie: [quivering] Carlos? Carlos: Who say my name? Howie: [gives him 2 packs of beer and a tequila] I brought you a present from the Benchwarmers. You're really good at baseball. Carlos: [happy] Thank you Albino. [bold] Carlos: Now get lost! Howie: [cowers away screeching]
c.		[Caught by Cota's army] Colonel Scot McCoy: See, you ain't nothing but a chickenshit pussy asshole who lives on the misery and suffering of others. And when it comes for you, you'll be crying like a baby.
d.		[last lines] Prof. Bhaer: Oh, please, please... just, just one moment, before... I have a wish to ask you something. Would you... Oh, I-I... I have no courage to think that... but, but, but, could I dare hope that... I? I... I know I, I shouldn't make so free as to ask. I have nothing to give, but my heart so full and... and these empty hands. Jo March: [taking his hands in hers] Not empty now. Prof. Bhaer: Oh, heart's dearest! [they embrace] Jo March: [drawing him into the house] Welcome home!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Deal (2003)?
a.		Bo Duke: [while driving General Lee in a roundabout] What's the purpose of this circle?
b.		Abraham Lincoln: You know, Ann, I... I've always done a lot of dreaming. And lately it seems when I dream, your face gets mixed up in it. Ann Rutledge: Does it really, Abe? Tell me about them, Lincoln. Abraham Lincoln: Well, I... I feel as though I'm going to be seeing your face 'til the day I die. Course, I know that that'll be pretty hard on you to have to look at my face that long. Ann Rutledge: Everybody to their own opinion. Abraham Lincoln: Hmm? Ann Rutledge: Well, I... I think it's the dearest, kindest, most beautiful face in the whole world. Abraham Lincoln: Oh, Ann, Ann. Course, I know that's just flattery, but I love it.
c.		Halley: Oh Macon, I think I like you too much already to actually go out with you. Macon: What kind of logic is that? Halley: It's logical logic. Haven't you ever noticed that when two members of the opposite sex get together eventually someone ends up getting hurt?
d.		Frank Costello: There is no need to remind you that if you don't find that cheese eating rat bastard in your department... it won't be me who suffers for it. Colin Sullivan: What I be any good at my job if I didn't fucking already know that? Frank Costello: Just get him and smoke him the fuck out. Colin Sullivan: I'll get the rat... you just gotta let me do it my way, Frank.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Deal (2003)?
a.		Ed Crane: I was a ghost. I didn't see anyone. No one saw me. I was the barber.
b.		[Michael is shopping around for a card for Scarlett with the "assistance" of Macon] Macon Forrester: [reading a card] Let me count the ways that this card can be used to induce... nausea, gastric distress, vomiting. Michael Sherwood: Yeah, go ahead and mock me, but this is serious. I need to find something funny and something sweet - just the way Scarlett is. Remember that time I got her... Macon Forrester: Okay. Look, here's one. Michael Sherwood: Not helping. [Macon starts reading a card] Macon Forrester: "From small beginnings come great things." [Michael grabs the card, finishes reading it and looks up, unamused] Michael Sherwood: "Congratulations on your new baby." I thought you were gonna help. Macon Forrester: Oh come on, lighten up, Sherwood. [Michael grabs another card and starts reading] Michael Sherwood: "The first we met, you stole my heart." [Macon snatches the card from Michael] Macon Forrester: "Good luck in finding a compatible organ donor." Nice. [Michael makes a face] Macon Forrester: I'm kidding, okay? It's blank inside. Michael Sherwood: You know something? You're not too funny, Forrester. This girl is amazing - unlike you - and she's sensitive - unlike you. And she's sexy... Michael Sherwood: unlike you. Macon Forrester: [said simultaneously] Unlike me. There's gotta be a card... for a redhead... from a newly smitten hunka hunka burning love. I mean... look. Summer romance has its own section. Michael Sherwood: It's not a summer romance. I mean... Scarlett is... Macon Forrester: Standing right behind you, dude.
c.		Martin Brogan: That was a dirty trick wasn't it, eh? Eh? Kicking me right in the bahoogies. Sharon: You were going to stab your wife with a sword, you pig. Martin Brogan: Ah, sure, that's no big thing. I do it every night. Sharon: Oh, and I suppose watching other men's wives in the bathtub is no big deal either. Martin Brogan: [backs Sharon against a wall] Sure, it's a grand thing if the wife happens to be you. [leans in for a kiss] Sharon: [moves away] You dirty peeping Tom. Martin Brogan: My name's not Thomas. It's Martin.
d.		Cyrus Grissom: Guard Falzon? Guard Falzon: What? Cyrus Grissom: [in squeaky voice] Oh, stewardess? Stewardess? What's the in-flight movie today? Guard Falzon: Well, I think you'll like it, Cyrus. It's called "I'll Never Make Love to a Woman on the Beach Again", and it's preceded by the award-winning short, "No More Steak for Me, Ever". [Guard Falzon walks away chuckling] Cyrus Grissom: [mumbles] Funny fucker, aren't ya?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Deal (2003)?
a.		[as the army of the dead collapses] The Horned King: This had better not be your fault! [grabs Creeper by the neck] Creeper: Perhaps it just needs another body, Sire. The Horned King: Yes. Yours!
b.		Cop: You been drinkin' today, Larry? Bum Larry: No. Cop: Are you sure? Bum Larry: No.
c.		Macon: Hey I'm back Halley: you really don't get it do you? and I don't want to wait for you to grow up.
d.		Chuck Martin: They always put your picture in the paper when they grab ya, but they never do when they spring ya.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Deal (2003)?
a.		Marshal Wayne Forrester: Looking for one of my deputies, Frank Smeed... seemed to be heading in this direction. Have you seen him? Indian Agent Hiram Charleton: What kind of a price is on his head? I'm sorry, Mr. Marshal - bad joke. One mustn't joke about politics, religion or police matters. No, I haven't seen Frank around. Marshal Wayne Forrester: I'd be obliged if he comes by this way to tell him I want to see him to clear up a case. Indian Agent Hiram Charleton: I will, sir. Nothing happens within my domain that I don't know about. Marshal Wayne Forrester: Has Bill Gentry been by? Indian Agent Hiram Charleton: You seem to have lost your entire department, Marshal.
b.		Victor Kranish: Let's face it, she's a changed woman. Ethel Royce: She'll never change, she just got herself a new set of words, that's all.
c.		Halley: Let's just think of the day my parents divorce went through as "Big Ugly Hat Day".
d.		Michael Dorsey: You should have seen the look on her face when she thought I was a lesbian. George Fields: "Lesbian"? You just said gay. Michael Dorsey: No, no, no - SANDY thinks I'm gay, JULIE thinks I'm a lesbian. George Fields: I thought Dorothy was supposed to be straight? Michael Dorsey: Dorothy IS straight. Tonight Les, the sweetest, nicest man in the world asked me to marry him. George Fields: A guy named Les wants YOU to marry him? Michael Dorsey: No, no, no - he wants to marry Dorothy. George Fields: Does he know she's a lesbian? Michael Dorsey: Dorothy's NOT a lesbian. George Fields: I know that, does HE know that? Michael Dorsey: Know WHAT? George Fields: That, er, I... I don't know.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Deal (2003)?
a.		Halley: You will take a step toward me and on the count of 3... 2... 1 [leans in to kiss] Halley: We dance.
b.		Sadusky: Agent Dawes, do you have a visual? Can you see Gates in the water? Agent Dawes: Sir, it's the Hudson. Nothing is visible. Sadusky: Smart fish.
c.		Perce: Hey go in there and get me a bottle of whiskey to keep me primed for the rodeo
d.		Mike Wallace: And that's what cigarettes are for? Jeffrey Wigand: A delivery device for nicotine. Mike Wallace: A delivery device for nicotine. Put it in your mouth, lit it up and you're gonna get your fix? Jeffrey Wigand: You're gonna get your fix.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: How to Deal (2003)?
a.		Macon: You're gonna let this slide, because it's only the first day , it was an honest mistake, and the fire got put out as quickly as it was started.
b.		Nathan Sinclair: [to the Warlock] How did you get past my secretary?
c.		Pauline Ostrovsky: Oh, you can count on my vanity. No matter what you say I'll regard it as a compliment. Fedja: All right, if you insist. To one of the most corrupt women I've ever met. Pauline Ostrovsky: Corrupt? Fedja: Corrupt, confused, frustrated, and empty. Pauline Ostrovsky: But in a charming sort of way, you'll admit. Fedja: Well charm, my dear is your gambling capital. You toss it on the table like money, like everything else, even a dying grandmother. Pauline Ostrovsky: When a man takes the trouble to be so rude to a woman, he is usually falling in love with her. Fedja: You're not a woman. You are a symptom. Pauline Ostrovsky: Of what? Fedja: Of one of the worlds deadliest diseases, sophistication. More champagne? Pauline Ostrovsky: What else am I? Fedja: You are irritatingly beautiful. Pauline Ostrovsky: Well, at last! Fedja: And everything, I reject.
d.		[Solina, a vampire, throws herself on Simon, but freezes when he holds a set of garden shears to her neck] Solina: [seductive] Simon... Simon Sheppard: Better make it good. Solina: You and I, we could... Simon Sheppard: [cuts her head off] No!

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