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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : HouseSitter (1992) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : HouseSitter (1992) - Part (2)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: HouseSitter (1992).

About the movie: Con artist Gwen moves into Newton's empty house without his knowledge, and begins setting up house posing as his new wife.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: HouseSitter (1992)?
a.		Rivera: [turning away from Friedman] I ain't talkin' to you no more. Hey, Judson! Pvt. Judson: [running up from the rear] Yeah? Rivera: You ever go camping in the woods? Pvt. Judson: What woods? Rivera: [to Friedman, jerking thumb towards Judson] Get that, willya? [to Judson] Rivera: ANY woods! Pvt. Judson: No. Rivera: That's it! You don't know what you missed. You ain't never lived until you toasted a mickey over the coals. It ain't like Army chow. You can sit around the campfire - you can shoot it all nght, if you want to. You can go fishing - all that kinda stuff. Friedman: [sarcastically] Outdoor man. Rivera: Next time they make you a civilian, Judson, try a camp in the woods. Tell 'em I sent you. Pvt. Judson: Tell who? Rivera: The birds - and the bees! Did your old man ever tell you about the birds and the bees? Pvt. Judson: No. Rivera: Hear that, Friedman? Judson never heard of the birds and bees. Friedman: That's terrible! Rivera: Shall we tell him? Friedman: Maybe we'd better. Rivera: Give us a butt, Judson; we'll tell you alllll about the birds and the bees. Pvt. Judson: Ain't got a butt.
b.		Newton Davis: Half the things we tell ourselves are fiction.
c.		U.V.: I've got like, two customers left! If this keeps up, I'm going to be the 7-11 guy!
d.		Pierre: There on the left, the lights in her rooms are burning, and there on the right, the lights in his room are burning and between them is that long passage where the lights never burn. Suppose some night you saw that passage lighted? Would you share your feeling then with all the world? Henriette Deluzy-Desportes: You'd better go now, Pierre. Pierre: I'll go. I'll go, because I see it's too late to give you any warning. Your caught in the net and you don't even wish to escape. Goodnight mademoiselle.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: HouseSitter (1992)?
a.		[Duane has just thrown Irwin's book into a bucket of water] Lindy: I'm so tired of you running off at your mouth it's getting me down honey. Why don't you just leave? And be an assassin? Or is the only thing you're good at shooting off is your big mouth? Duane: Will you please get out of my face you sorry looking faggot. Lindy: Who you calling sorry looking? [Everybody laughs] Duane: Can't ya'll see "she" aint funny? [laughter stops] Duane: She's just another poor example of how the system is destroying our men. Lindy: Honey, I'm more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get.
b.		Mary: That's funny. The words are the same, but it's the wrong tune. Clarence Day: Oh, it can't be the wrong tune. We sing it exactly that way in church. Mary: We don't sing it that way in the Methodist Church. You see, we're Methodist. Clarence Day: Oh, that's too bad. Oh, I don't mean it's too bad that you're a Methodist. Anybody's got a right to be anything they want, but what I mean is, we're... Episcopalians.
c.		[Benson is describing what he smells before he has a seizure] Benson: It smells like pig shit in turpentine.
d.		Gwen: Don't yell at me, we're only pretending to be married!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: HouseSitter (1992)?
a.		[the classroom is the scene of a bloodbath] Phil Gills: What is wrong with you people? Dave: It's just like you said Gills! We're psychopaths! Somebody better call the school nurse!
b.		Monroe: Quite frankly, the twentieth century sucks. Maybe the twenty-first will be better.
c.		J.D.: Greetings and salutations... you a Heather? Veronica Sawyer: No, I'm a Veronica... Sawyer.
d.		George Davis: What she told us was how sorry you were, like the other week, when you cried? No shame in it, son. Just don't do it too often. Nobody likes a cry baby.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: HouseSitter (1992)?
a.		Naomi Murdoch: We're a big disappointment to each other, aren't we? You've got a mother with no principles; I've got a daughter with no guts.
b.		Gwen: I really didn't intend for it to get this elaborate, it's just that everyone around here keeps treating me like I'm somebody... except you.
c.		Little Giants: [chanting before the game] Giants! Giants! Jake Berman: [yelling and chanting] Help us God!
d.		Tess Millay: Whoever would have thought that you two could have killed each other.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: HouseSitter (1992)?
a.		Gwen: Oh, grow feathers and go shit in a tree.
b.		Ronette, Chiffon, Crystal: Oh, here it comes, baby. Tell your mom, baby. Oh oh no! Oh, hit the dirt, baby! Red alert baby! Oh oh no, oh oh no!
c.		[the ladies are just starting off on their road trip. Thelma lifts out Darryl's pistol] Thelma: Oh, Louise, umm, will you take care of this gun? Louise: What in hell did you bring that for? Thelma: Oh, come on! Psycho killers, or bears or snakes? I just don't know how to use it. Will you take care of it? Louise: Put it away! Just, here, put it in my purse. Thelma, good lord!
d.		Stephanie: Me and Greg are having problems. B. Rabbit: He found out about the eviction? Stephanie: No. B. Rabbit: The settlement check aint coming? Stephanie: No, it's comin' it's comin'... it's our sex life. B. Rabbit: [disgusted] Mom, I don't wanna hear this shit. Stephanie: I mean it's good, it's real good. He just doesn't like to... B. Rabbit: [interupting] Mom, I don't wanna hear this. Stephanie: [complaining] Greg won't go down on me. B. Rabbit: [even more disgusted] Mom! [Shuts the bathroom door in her face]

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: HouseSitter (1992)?
a.		Newton Davis: Tell me why for God's sake did you come here? Gwen: I just wanted to see what it would be like to live in that picture.
b.		Heathcliff: If he loved you with all the power of his soul for a whole lifetime, he couldn't love you as much as I do in a single day.
c.		Bassanio: Why, I were best to cut my left hand off And swear I lost the ring defending it.
d.		Balto: Aw, come on. What's the worst that can happen?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: HouseSitter (1992)?
a.		Wally Hogan: [to Connie] Come out from behind there, Spongecake, and I'll buy you a little drink or a chinchilla coat... something that will cover you from your chin to your chilla.
b.		Newton Davis: Don't you remember the time I... I... I had myself delivered to you in a box for your birthday? And... and the guy I paid to deliver the box screwed up and delivered me to the wrong apartment? And... and how the... the lady who opened the box... uh... freaked out and started screaming? And I ran out of there just as you poked your head into the hall. And... and the next thing I know, this one's bashing me for having an affair with her neighbor, and this one's bashing me for being some kind of gift-wrapped pervert? And... and all I had to protect myself was... was a dozen roses. And... and... and you never even read the note. Bus Driver: What did the note say? Newton Davis: I... I'll tell you what it said... it said... marry me, Gwen, I'm lost without you.
c.		Audrey Burke: Why wasn't it you, Jerry? Why wasn't it you?
d.		[first lines] Prosecuting Attourney: The eyewitness accounts are highly exaggerated. The documents which have been submitted as evidence cannot be considered valid proofs. We have no means to verify them. The honorable Doctor Lapaius' testimony is only hearsay at best. The materials he gathered are only second and third-hand information.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: HouseSitter (1992)?
a.		Newton Davis: So, what do you think, can you show this to Moseby? Marty: Ah... you'd better do it. Newton Davis: Why? He likes you. Marty: Davis, if I take that in there and Moseby starts carrying on about how brilliant it is... I'm going to take the credit. Newton Davis: What? Marty: Mmm hmm. Newton Davis: You're my friend, where are your ethics? Marty: My ethics are that I know this about myself, so I'm not going to take this in there and screw you over.
b.		Ms. Barbara MacHenry: [after finding out Leigh was a legacy] You're a legacy? What year? Leigh Colvin: Ninety-two... Ninety three... I don't know, I started late, I quit early... Ms. Barbara MacHenry: Nineteen-ninety three... I became housemother here; I don't remember you. Leigh Colvin: ...I mean, this was supposed to be such a big fucking weekend, excuse my language, but I drove all the way up here in this shitty, shitty weather, after blowing off a weekend with a cardiologist and... Dana Mathis: [interrupts Leigh] I love your coat.
c.		Salman: My girlfriend says don't mess with the CIA, IRS or bikers. Psh! I'm only afraid of bikers.
d.		Cruella De Vil: Mr. Skinner, suspicions are mounting. Police are everywhere. I want the job done tonight. Can you do it? [he taps one of the keys on the phone several times to comunicate] Cruella De Vil: Any way you want. Poison them, drown them, bash them on the head. Got any chloroform? I don't care how you kill the little beasts. Just do it, and do it NOW!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: HouseSitter (1992)?
a.		The Psychologist: [Rambling off a list of symptoms observed in The Artist so far] - Overtly suicidal, looting a fucking... The Artist: THIS is why I don't like psychologists! 'Cause you guys LOVE to LABEL! The Psychologist: I'm not labeling anybody! The Artist: Once you get to know me... The Psychologist: -What the Oscar Mayer Wien - WHAT? The Artist: ...you start putting me into some box you already have... The Psychologist: I'm not putting you in a box! You were about to jump out of a fucking box! The Artist: - You WERE putting me in a fucking box! The Psychologist: You were about to JUMP out of the box. What were you doing on that ledge? The Artist: Exactly. All the fucking boxes I've been put into my entire fucking life - I was about to jump out of that box! DO something with my life! The Psychologist: You never heard of "Think outside the box"?... Hell, you were about to jump and kill yourself, you were about to go into a coffin - THAT'S a box!... You're not even fucking thinking straight with logic like that!
b.		Newton Davis: Where did all this furniture come from? Gwen: Bigelows.
c.		Dr. Ben Sobel: Ginko biloba. Helps my memory, and I forget what else.
d.		Mickey Dane: I came out here with a couple of friends - Jack Daniels and Jim Beam.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: HouseSitter (1992)?
a.		Satchem: ...when you're having sex and the girl's on top and she starts grinding her hips looking for an extra two inches that I obviously don't have. This is no time to start getting greedy. Just sit back and enjoy the best five inches this side of the Mississippi.
b.		Becky Metcalf: Do you know why I said no to you that day? It's because you scared me, building this house, putting a big ribbon around it... I didn't want to marry a dreamer. I'm not that brave. But when I see you through Gwen's eyes you look very different to me. Newton Davis: How? Becky Metcalf: Well, I could see how a dreamer, with somebody who believes in him, could do great things.
c.		Morticia: When we first met years ago, it was an evening much like this. Magic in the air. A boy. Gomez: A girl. Morticia: An open grave. It was my first funeral. Gomez: You were so beautiful. Pale and mysterious. No one even looked at the corpse.
d.		Alex the Lion: Whoa! Hold up there a second, fuzzbucket. You mean like, uh, the "live in a mud hut, wipe yourself with a leaf" type wild? Julian: Who wipes? Gloria the Hippo: Oy vey. Julian: Oy vey! Maurice: Oy vey, everybody! [Lemurs Shout "Oy vey"]

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