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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Happy Endings (2005) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Happy Endings (2005) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Happy Endings (2005).
About the movie:
Happy Endings weaves multiple stories to create a witty look at love, family and the sheer unpredictablity of life itself.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy Endings (2005)?
a.
Mamie
: Nothing says "I love you" like blackmail.
b.
Carlos Liston
: Tell that son of a bitch to throw me his fastball.
Rube Baker
: That was his fastball.
c.
Mountbatten
: [
Glances at the photos
] My! She is a scallywag!
d.
Ms. Perky
: So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again.
Kat Stratford
: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.
Ms. Perky
: The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.
Kat Stratford
: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy Endings (2005)?
a.
Michael Myers - Child
: I NEED to get out of here.
b.
Jimmy Tudeski
: [
referring to Lazlo
] Jill, tie him up!
Jill
: What am I gonna tie him up for? I'm gonna kill him!
c.
Dr. Steward
: [
to Martin, about Renfield
] Put him in a straitjacket and give him an enema! Wait, give him an enema FIRST, then put him in a straitjacket!
d.
Mamie
: [
to Javier
] He thinks you're the American hero, making depressed women everywhere feel good.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy Endings (2005)?
a.
Evelle
: I got me some baby grub, baby wipes, diapers, them disposable kind. I also got a package of balloons.
Gale
: They blow up into funny shapes and all?
Evelle
: No, just circular.
b.
[
confronting Jude about her pregnancy
]
Frank
: Do you know if it's a boy?
Otis
: What do you care? You have a son.
Frank
: Or a girl! I'm just asking!
c.
Lucy
: OK, you can wipe the doe-eyed-Bambi-watching-her-mother-get-shot-and-strapped-to-the-back-of-a-van look from your face.
d.
Eve
: Here ya go, one champagne cocktail.
Adam
: Oh, thank you.
Eve
: I thought only hookers drank those things?
Adam
: Well, I know Mom sure likes 'em.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy Endings (2005)?
a.
[
Talking about the music he likes
]
Warren Mulaney
: Well, I'm really into hip-hop.
Marcia
: Hip-hop? Sounds like something a rabbit listens to.
b.
Priest
: So, who's going to marry her, Syracuse?
Syracuse
: It's not like there's a queue, father.
Priest
: And I can't marry her.
Syracuse
: No, you're a tree.
Priest
: Exactly.
c.
[
seeing the desert for the first time
]
Turkey Jackson
: This must be the place where they empty all the old hourglasses.
d.
[
to Alvin and Bill on Otis being gay and a drummer
]
Miles
: Why do think he's a drummer? So he can stare at our asses all night.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy Endings (2005)?
a.
Reggie Lampert
: [
explaining a puppet show
] The man and woman are married.
Peter Joshua
: I can see that. They're batting each other over the head.
b.
[
finding out that Charley lied about Gil being sick
]
Diane
: You miserable little faggot.
Charley
: Oh, that's mature. Homophobe much?
c.
Austin Powers
: [
holding Scott hostage
] It seems the tables have turned again, Dr. Evil.
Dr. Evil
: Not really. Kill the little bastard, see if I care.
Scott Evil
: But dad, we just had a breakthrough in group.
Dr. Evil
: I had the group LIQUIDATED, you little shit! They were insolent!
d.
Kevin Gnapoor
: Look, I don't mean to hurt your feelings, but I only date women of color.
Cady
: I have to pee.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy Endings (2005)?
a.
Hiccup
: [
about the dragons
] Everything we know about you guys is wrong.
b.
Jude
: What's the matter? Boy trouble?
Otis
: Fuck you, Jude!
c.
Romeo
: Eyes, look your last! Arms, take your last embrace!
d.
Scott Evil
: I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab!
Dr. Evil
: Scott, that hurts daddy when you say that. Honestly.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy Endings (2005)?
a.
[
testing out his new video equipment
]
Nicky
: Oh, wow. You look really pretty if I stand far away and I use the zoom.
Mamie
: Thank you.
b.
Jenny
: The life I want, there is no shortcut.
c.
Jeez
: You can't summon two demons at once! That's like trying to fuck two chicks with one dick.
d.
Barney
: It's gonna be a lot easier if you two start calling each other Terry and Todd.
Linda
: It's a nice house, Terry, okay?
Barney
: No, you're Terry, he's Todd.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy Endings (2005)?
a.
Eddie
: [
Oft repeated line
] Was you ever bit by a dead bee?
b.
Casey
: [
after being told to sniff scat
] Why me first?
Zeke
: It's your birthright man, just fucking take it.
c.
[
Samuel answers the phone
]
Professor Hess
: Guess who this is?
Samuel Curtis
: Professor Hess.
Professor Hess
: That's right! You got it on the first try! For that, you get a kiss!
Samuel Curtis
: I'll pass.
Professor Hess
: W-what? You think I'd kiss you? You'd love it if I'd kiss you. And I would never kiss you.
Samuel Curtis
: You said you were going to kiss me.
Professor Hess
: I never said I'd kiss you. I never said that. You just want me to kiss you!
Samuel Curtis
: Um... not really.
Professor Hess
: Oh. I'm not good enough to kiss you. Is that what you're saying?
d.
Mamie
: Who raised you?
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy Endings (2005)?
a.
Col. Weatherby
: Now, if you don't mind, the map, if you please.
Aubrey Filmore
: Oh, the map, the map, the map . . [
to himself
]
Aubrey Filmore
: The map's in the packle of the bucket with the jeckle. No, the jacket's in the buckle of the pocket with the poodle - the boodle.
Col. Weatherby
: Major Drummond, the map!
Aubrey Filmore
: Yes, the map, the map, the map . . [
to himself
]
Aubrey Filmore
: The map's in the packle of the bugle with the pickle. No, no. The pocket of the boo - with the bagel. Not the bagel, the bugle, er, the buckle [
aloud
]
Aubrey Filmore
: That's it, the boot with the buckle. [
He hands over the wrong document
]
Aubrey Filmore
: I always carry my secret papers in the boot with the buckle. They'd have to kill me to get it, Sir. A soldier always dies with his bookles on, er, his bagels buckled, er, his . . Nice pair of shoes, don't you think?
b.
Kelli Presely
: They're not your family... and your brother's not here
Agnes
: No... MY DADDY IS! [
Her brother *and* father bursts through the floorboards behind them
]
c.
[
from trailer
]
Kilowog
: Remember, your enemy is not gonna play fair.
d.
[
on Gil and parenting
]
Pam
: You would have been a great dad.
Gil
: We tried. It wasn't meant to be.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Happy Endings (2005)?
a.
Lyle
: Hey! The important thing, Kwame, is that I was outnumbered.
N'Dugo
: [
in Swahili, subtitled
] It's easy to be outnumbered when you're a zero.
b.
Jar-Jar Binks
: Mesa called Jar-Jar Binks. Mesa your humble servant.
c.
Adam
: Love is like the measles. You only get it once, and the older you are, the harder you take it.
d.
Mamie
: I'm not pro-life, though.
Jude
: Who is, once you start to pay attention?
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