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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Hans Christian Andersen (1952) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Hans Christian Andersen (1952)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Hans Christian Andersen (1952).

About the movie: The opening scene of the movie describes it best: "Once upon a time there lived in Denmark a great storyteller named Hans Christian Andersen. This is not the story of his life, but a fairy tale about the great spinner of fairy tales."

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hans Christian Andersen (1952)?
a.		Ratso Rizzo: Here I am, goin' to Florida, my leg hurts, my butt hurts, my chest hurts, my face hurts, and like that ain't enough, I gotta pee all over myself. [Joe Buck laughs] Ratso Rizzo: That's funny? I'm fallin' apart here! Joe Buck: It's just - Know what happened? You just took a little rest stop that wasn't on the schedule!
b.		Inez: [after hugging Tanzie, who just got out of jail] Ewww, You smell like Satan's armpit!
c.		Marian Paroo: The librarian hasn't felt much like doing research lately, but she did plenty when you first came here. Harold Hill: What about? Marian Paroo: Professor Harold Hill. Gary Conservatory of Music, gold medal class of '05. Harold, there wasn't any Gary Conservatory of Music in '05. Harold Hill: Why, there most certainly w... Marian Paroo: Because the town wasn't even built until '06. I tore this page out of an Indiana Journal. I was going to use it against you, but now I give to you with all my heart.
d.		Peter: Hans has gone to Copenhagen!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hans Christian Andersen (1952)?
a.		Ben: So, why'd you leave Kansas? Nola: Dorothy. Ben: What? Nola: The quote is, "Why'd you leave Kansas, Dorothy."
b.		[Jeese and Chester come across an ostrich] Jesse: Dude, it's a llama!
c.		Niels: You dance the waltz like an elephant in a snowdrift! No, like an elephant that's fallen and trying to get up!
d.		Quinlan: That's the second bullet I stopped for you.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hans Christian Andersen (1952)?
a.		Tom Lopez: The eyes! I saw his eyes!
b.		Ted Eckles: My gun doesn't work. Payne: Believe it or not, that's a safety feature. They're all tied to Travis' gun. It won't fire until he fires first. Ted Eckles: Why the hell not? Clay Derris: To keep clients from shooting things they shouldn't. Payne: Hey, Derris, how about we don't mention this in our report. Clay Derris: No harm, no foul. Payne: Appreciate it. You know, I'm not really that big of a dick. I just to like to talk.
c.		Judge Monte Stanton: Pillsbury is guilty. As Attorney General of this state, it's my job to prosecute. Willie Stark: Judge, you talk like Pillsbury was human. He isn't. He's a thing. You don't prosecute an adding machine if a spring goes busted and makes a mistake. You fix it. Well, I fixed him.
d.		Hans: You know, I never saw such a worrier as you, Peter. You want to worry? I'll give you something to worry about. Two years ago I took you out of that orphanage and promised them I'd make you into a good cobbler. Two whole years! Look at that shoe. Glue's all smeared, the nails go in crooked. Two years an apprentice and still the nails go in crooked. Peter: I'm not as bad as all that, am I? You're not going to send me back, are you? Hans: Ah! A new worry appears in the sky.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hans Christian Andersen (1952)?
a.		Bernard Berkman: Hey - Watch it! Frank Berkman: Suck my dick, ass man...
b.		[after seeing a removal van going in to the apartment next to the house they're going to rob, Riley and Pero are like] Pero: What the... What the f... What the fuck is this? What the fuck is this, man? Riley: Fuck, fuck, fuck! Pero: What the fuck is this?
c.		[about Hans's stories] Gerta's Father, Farmer: The other day I asked my Gerta what time it was and she said that the minute hand and the hour hand weren't speaking to each other. They were both in love with the second hand. And they wouldn't make up until they met at twelve o'clock. And no one could tell the time until then.
d.		Mitch Wilkinson: Your great-great granddaddy planned the assassination of President Lincoln. Patrick Gates: It can't be.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hans Christian Andersen (1952)?
a.		[working on a beautiful ballerina's shoes] Hans: I almost wish she'd asked me for something really impossible.
b.		Diego Delgado: You failed because you had the wrong dream... What do you know about cocaine?
c.		Mickey Ward: I'm the one who's fighting. Not you, not you, and not you.
d.		[last lines] Katie Garvey: Mommy, what's the greatest thing you ever saw? Lisa Garvey: I don't think I've seen it yet, baby.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hans Christian Andersen (1952)?
a.		[about Ramius] Jack Ryan: Has he made any Crazy Ivans? Capt. Bart Mancuso: What difference does that make? Jack Ryan: Because his next one is going to be to starboard. Capt. Bart Mancuso: Why? Because his last was to port? Jack Ryan: No. Because he always goes to starboard in the bottom half of the hour. [Mancuso looks at a clock, and sees it's near the half-hour mark]
b.		[first lines] John: Last orders, please!
c.		Hans: That's the nice thing about the world, my friend: People.
d.		Barry: I never thought I'd say this, but can I go work now?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hans Christian Andersen (1952)?
a.		Wolverine: You picked the wrong house, bub.
b.		Hans: Did you ever hear the story of the old woman who shook her head at the family so much that one night it fell off? Right on the dinner table.
c.		Bill Bowerman: All my life, man and boy, I've operated under the assumption that the main idea in running was to win the race. Naturally, when I became a coach I tried to teach people how to do that. Tried to teach Pre how to do that. Tried like hell to teach Pre to do that. And Pre taught me. Taught me I was wrong. Pre, you see, was troubled by knowing that a mediocre effort can win a race and a magnificent effort can lose one. Winning a race wouldn't necessarily demand that he give it everything he had from start to finish. He never ran any other way. I tried to get him to, God knows I tried... but... Pre was stubborn. He insisted on holding himself to a higher standard than victory. 'A race is a work of art'; that's what he said, that's what he believed and he was out to make it one every step of the way. Bill Bowerman: Of course he wanted to win. Those who saw him compete and those who competed against him were never in any doubt how much he wanted to win. But how he won mattered to him more. Pre thought I was a hard case. But he finally got it through my head that the real purpose of running isn't to win a race. It's to test to the limits of the human heart. That he did... Nobody did it more often. Nobody did it better.
d.		Amber Atkins: I don't eat shellfish. Mom always says, "Don't ever eat nothin' that can carry its house around with it. Who knows the last time it's been cleaned." She should know.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hans Christian Andersen (1952)?
a.		[last lines] Dante Hicks: Can you feel it? Randal Graves: Feel what? Dante Hicks: Today is the first day of the rest of our lives.
b.		Hamilton Hornee: Is one moment of ecstasy worth a lifetime of shame?
c.		Brian Epstein: I was surprised you brought up what you brought up just now. Why is it so awkward when we talk about it? John Lennon: Don't know. Brian Epstein: It puts me in a very awkward position. You see, I get the feeling I'm supposed to bring it up and then I'm damned for doing so. John Lennon: I enjoy hearing about your conquests - this lorry driver, that docker. Brian Epstein: Yes, well, that's all very well, but it's when it comes closer to home - I just don't know what to say when that happens.
d.		Hans: You'd be surprised how many kings are only a queen with a mustache.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hans Christian Andersen (1952)?
a.		Hans: You know I like to think that shoes have a mind of their own. The ones that squeak don't want to leave the shop, and the ones that don't fit don't like the person that's wearing them.
b.		Spike: Spike's in hell. Spike's in pee-wee HELL!
c.		Beatrice McCready: You'll find us in that brown three-decker by the park. You know where it is. Lionel McCready: Be hard to miss today.
d.		Harmony Star: [returning Santa's stolen toy sack, crying] I'm sorry. Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate': Welcome back, Pamela. [hugs her] Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate': I never doubted you would do the right thing. Harmony Star: Really? Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate': Well... maybe just a little doubt. Harmony Star: [laughs] I just started thinking... about you, and Ernest... and just a whole lot of things... and I really got things figured out. I even called my mom. Santa Claus, aka 'Seth Applegate': She must have been worried about you. Harmony Star: Yeah... especially after I told her who I was with. [Santa laughs]

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hans Christian Andersen (1952)?
a.		Hans: No one's ever really alone.
b.		Roland: 'Bout time we had some goddamned good news...
c.		[the General finally leaves Kingston Station after being stranded there for an hour] Marion A. Ross: When I was a little boy, my father locked me in a closet for 14 hours. I always obeyed him after that, but I never liked him much.
d.		Davey Stone: I wonder if that guy ever wiped his ass with the wrong hand? Tom Baltezor: Yes.