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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Hail the Conquering Hero (1944) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Hail the Conquering Hero (1944) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Hail the Conquering Hero (1944).
About the movie:
Having been discharged from the Marines for a hayfever condition before ever seeing action, Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith (Eddie Bracken) delays the return to his hometown...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hail the Conquering Hero (1944)?
a.
Cindy Lou Who
: [
kisses the Grinch on the cheek
] Your cheek's so...
The Grinch
: I know. Hairy.
Cindy Lou Who
: No.
The Grinch
: Greasy? Stinky? Do I have a zit?
Cindy Lou Who
: No. Warm.
b.
[
They are talking on the phone
]
Julia
: My old boyfriend had a tattoo, on the inside of his lip. Wanna guess what it said?
Kevin
: Uh, "How am I driving? Call 1-800" and then a number? Did he have a really big lip? Was it Mick Jagger?
c.
Forrest Noble
: If he waited a year longer, there might have been three of us to welcome him. If he waited two years, there might have been...
Libby
: Oh, shut up.
Forrest Noble
: Well, that's what marriage is for isn't it?
Libby
: Oh, I suppose so, if you look at it from a purely unromantic standpoint - like a breeding farm.
d.
Fate
: I am professor Fate!
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hail the Conquering Hero (1944)?
a.
Hitman's Brother
: [
to Lisa over the phone
] Anyways, you all should turn yourselves in.
Lisa
: Turn myself in? I might go to jail.
Hitman's Brother
: [
to his father
] She's afraid they'll go to jail.
Hitman's Father
: Tell her you'll write to her.
Hitman's Brother
: [
to Lisa
] Hey man, I'll write to you. [
Hitman's father slams down the phone
]
b.
[
after nothing has gone right
]
Committee Chairman
: Oh death where is thy sting?
c.
Miriam
: As the sound of the playgrounds faded, the despair set in. Very odd, what happens in a world without children's voices.
d.
Dana Barrett
: [
possessed by Zuul
] Take me now, subcreature.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hail the Conquering Hero (1944)?
a.
Tony D'Amato
: You find out life's this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football - the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when add up all those inches, that's gonna make the fucking difference between winning and losing! Between living and dying!
b.
Sgt. Heppelfinger
: We're just a little bit short of cash, see...
Cafe Owner
: Uh, uh.
Sgt. Heppelfinger
: ...or I'd never make you this proposition.
Cafe Owner
: Ho, ho.
Sgt. Heppelfinger
: I was going to save it for the museum, see, but when you're out on a limb you gotta make sacrifices, that's all. You follow me?
Cafe Owner
: I'm ahead of you.
Sgt. Heppelfinger
: I'm gonna let you in on the ground floor of something very, very rare. You remember when General Yamatoho committed hari-kari?
Cafe Owner
: Possibly.
Sgt. Heppelfinger
: I happened to be very close by, see. [
winks, indicates he pulled out one of Yamatoho's teeth and shows the very large elk's tooth he got from one of the other Marines
]
Cafe Owner
: Big man, wasn't he?
Sgt. Heppelfinger
: Immense! This is one of the rarest mementos...
Cafe Owner
: [
as he pulls a large Japanese flag out of his coat
] You wouldn't like to buy the flag they buried him in, would you? I could let you have it very reasonable. [
pulls out another flag
]
Cafe Owner
: I have it in several sizes. [
begins to pull other items out of his coat pockets
]
Cafe Owner
: MacArthur's suspenders! The first bullet that landed in Pearl Harbor... you can take your pick. A piece of a Japanese submarine. [
turns the piece of metal over
]
Cafe Owner
: If you look at it this way it becomes a German submarine. [
turns the piece again
]
Cafe Owner
: And this way it's a piece of a shell that just missed Montgomery! Here we have the seat of Rommel's pants. And last, but not least, we have a button from Hitler's coat... although that one I don't personally believe.
Sgt. Heppelfinger
: Wise guy.
c.
Madison Lee
: [
thinking that she's about to kill Charlie's Angels
] Enjoy heaven.
Natalie Cook
: Go to hell.
Alex Munday
: [
the Angels kill Madison; she dies amid flames
] She's so fired.
d.
Maggie Rice
: We have our whole lives together. You and me. Mr. and Mrs. Plate.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hail the Conquering Hero (1944)?
a.
Mayor Everett D. Noble
: She forgets her lines 'til rigor mortis sets in!
b.
Drago
: I win for me! FOR ME!
c.
Alexander Rance
: This is Mr. Rance in the bridal suite and before you proffer your phony congratulations there is no Mrs. Rance residing with me and I'm all the better for it. Now, listen carefully because I am in no mood. I'm going to say this only once. I would like a boiled egg and I want it runny.
d.
William Somerset
: I meant to ask you something before, when we spoke on the phone: Why here?
David Mills
: I don't follow.
William Somerset
: Why all the effort to get transferred? It's the first question that popped into my head.
David Mills
: I guess the same reasons as you. The same reasons you had before you decided to quit, yeah?
William Somerset
: Y... You just met me.
David Mills
: Maybe I'm not understanding the question.
William Somerset
: Very simple. You actually fought to get re-assigned here. I've just never seen it done that way before.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hail the Conquering Hero (1944)?
a.
Agent Smith
: [
echoing
] It is inevitable.
b.
Jackie Flannery
: The funeral's in Queens. I hate drivin' in fuckin' Queens.
Terry Noonan
: Do you want me to drive?
Jackie Flannery
: Nah... then I would have to look out the window...
c.
Sgt. Heppelfinger
: I guess you never got to know your father very well, eh?
Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith
: Well, not exactly... as he fell the day I was born.
Sgt. Heppelfinger
: That's right. It's hard to realize. He was a fine looking fellow. He didn't look anything like you at all.
d.
Ramsey
: [
while in bed with Becky
] Man, this is gonna be fun.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hail the Conquering Hero (1944)?
a.
Tommy Haley
: You know what a "Golem" is? I think I knew all the time I was building one.
b.
Cary Ford
: What is it about driving cars that makes you all such assholes?
c.
[
after Baron Jeffreys instructs the jury to find Blood guilty of treason
]
Dr. Peter Blood
: What a creature must sit on the throne who lets a man like you deal out his justice.
d.
Mrs. Noble
: [
to her son, Forrest, answering Libby's desire not to tell Woodrow that she's become engaged to Forrest
] Why under similar circumstances I'd be perfectly willing to pretend I wasn't married to your father for several weeks even.
Mayor Everett D. Noble
: You can make it for several months as far as I'm concerned. Heh!
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hail the Conquering Hero (1944)?
a.
Singer
: I got to have cooperation. I sing for him in seven flats. And he [
indicating bandleader
]
Singer
: won't play it in seven flats.
American Legion Bandleader
: We don't know how to play in seven flats. We're not musicians.
Singer
: You don't have to tell me.
b.
John Hartigan
: [
pounding Yellow Bastard into floor
]
John Hartigan
: [
shouts
] Eight long years, you son of a bitch!
c.
Striped controller
: Bad news. The fog's getting thicker.
Johnny
: [
jumps to an overweight controller
] And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.
d.
Tony Stark
: [
to Nick Fury
] I'm sorry. I don't wanna get on the wrong foot. Do I look at the patch or the eye? Honest, I'm a bit hung over. I'm not sure if your real of if I'm having...
Nick Fury
: [
cuts him off
] I am very real. I'm the realest person you're ever gonna meet.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hail the Conquering Hero (1944)?
a.
Dr. Maria Frankenstein
: While you finish preparing, I shall activate the artificial brain.
b.
Dr. Hackenbush
: Dr. Hackenbush: [
examining Stuffy with an auriscope
]
Dr. Hackenbush
: I haven't seen anything like this in years. The last time I saw a head like that was in a bottle of formaldehyde.
Tony
: Told you he was sick.
Dr. Hackenbush
: [
pointing to Stuffy's neck
] That's all pure desecration along there. He's got about a 15% metabolism, with an overactive thyroid and a glandular affectation of about 3%.
Tony
: That's bad.
Dr. Hackenbush
: With a 1% mentality. [
Stuffy grins
]
Dr. Hackenbush
: He's what we designate as the crummy moronic type. All in all, this is the most gruesome looking piece of blubber I've ever peered at.
Tony
: Hey doc. Hey doc!
Dr. Hackenbush
: Huh?
Tony
: You gotta the looking glass turned around, you're looking at yourself.
c.
Frida Kahlo
: You've lost weight.
Diego Rivera
: And you've lost your toes.
Frida Kahlo
: Is that why you're here? To offer your condolences?
Diego Rivera
: I'm here to see how you are. How are you?
Frida Kahlo
: Tired of answering that question. Otherwise, like shit.
d.
Sgt. Heppelfinger
: It's an honor to meet you, kid. What's your name?
Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith
: Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith. Go ahead and laugh.
Sgt. Heppelfinger
: That ain't anything to laugh at to anyone who knows anything.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hail the Conquering Hero (1944)?
a.
Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith
: I knew the Marines could do almost anything, but I never knew they could do anything like this.
Bugsy
: You got no idea!
b.
Schmendrick the Magician
: [
to Molly
] You can't come with us. We're on a quest!
c.
Alice Bine
: As you well know, light is part of the visible electromagnetic scale. There are also lights that are part of the invisible electromagnetic spectrum, such as infrared and ultra violet light, which I seldom use because no one can see them.
d.
Jacopo
: When I found out what I could about a person, it made a good little boy out of me.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Hail the Conquering Hero (1944)?
a.
Maj. Safir
: Colonel Marcus?
Bert Harrison
: Merry Christmas.
Maj. Safir
: My name is Safir, and my business is private.
Col. David 'Mickey' Marcus
: Bert Harrison, my law partner. Mr. Safir, who conducts his private business in Macy's window.
b.
Dave Karnes
: It's like God made a curtain with the smoke, shielding us from what we're not yet ready to see.
c.
[
last lines
]
Kitty March
: Johnny. Oh, Johnny.
Johnny Prince
: Crazy Legs.
Kitty March
: Jeepers, I love you Johnny.
d.
Sgt. Heppelfinger
: These flapjacks might taste better with a little butter on 'em Mrs. T.
Mrs. Truesmith
: Maybe you haven't heard Sgt. but there's a war on.
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