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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Grumpy Old Men (1993) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Grumpy Old Men (1993) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Grumpy Old Men (1993).
About the movie:
A lifelong feud between two neighbors since childhood, only gets worse when a new female neighbor moves across the street.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Grumpy Old Men (1993)?
a.
Howard Johnson
: [
reading
] As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it's my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new... [
looks up and sees Bart
]
Howard Johnson
: ...nigger.
b.
Captain Bligh
: While our mission remains unfulfilled I'm not in any port, Mr Fryer, I'm command where you may find one day it's always lonely. You see, command allows no intimacies. You can hardly expect unquestioning obedience from last night's partner in a debauch.
c.
[
Devo is loading nuclear barrels to deliver to Linear Valley
]
Bob 1
: Time to fortify the ol' water supply!
d.
Max Goldman
: Up yours, Gustafson.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Grumpy Old Men (1993)?
a.
Max Goldman
: When I had an ulcer, I was farting razor blades.
b.
[
repeated line
]
'Rickey' Mayberry
: I'd marry ya in a split second if I didn't have a wife.
c.
Catherine Freneau
: Where is your boat?
Walter Eckland
: [
Indicating the dinghy
] It's right there lady. If you spit you'd sink it.
d.
[
Sam rebuffs the romantic advances of Thursday
]
Thursday
: Where are you going, Sam?
Sam Longwood
: I'm going into town to get my money from Jack Colby and then get shed of the bunch of ya! I've been shot five times, knifed twice, bit on the ass by a pig, stomped on by a horse and sat on by a mule and once, in the winter of '91, a grizzly chewed off my big toe. And I've survived two avalanches, three blizzards, five Indian uprisings and seven Presidential elections, but I've never been owned by no woman nor dog...and I've come too far down the road to let it happen to me now.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Grumpy Old Men (1993)?
a.
Daniel
: They haven't spoken in a week. That's like a century in girl years.
b.
Donald Kaufman
: [
about McKee
] But he says that we have to realize that we all write in a genre, and we must find our originality within that genre. See it turns out, there hasn't been a new genre since Fellini invented the mockumentary...? My genre's thriller, what's yours?
c.
Grandpa Gustafson
: [
after a swig of an alcoholic beverage
] Breakfast.
d.
Michael Dorsey
: Friends?
Sandy
: No, we are not friends. I don't take this shit from friends. Only lovers.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Grumpy Old Men (1993)?
a.
Grandpa Gustafson
: Looks like Chuck's taking old one-eye to the optometrist.
b.
[
During a depth charge attack
]
Lieutenant Andrew Tyler
: Mister Hirsch, step away from that bulkhead. The shockwave from one of these explosions could snap your spine.
c.
Count Paul Rona
: You look different. Perhaps it's because we met in the dark.
d.
[
first lines
]
Jake
: It's time.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Grumpy Old Men (1993)?
a.
Richard Brewer
: Papers can't do anything right.
b.
Jill
: Don't worry. You're only a few pounds heavier then Ellen.
Spitzer
: I think I've met your sister, Cinderella.
c.
Martinella
: I'm looking for Henry Rulenfurter.
Henry Rowengartner
: Henry Rowengartner?
Martinella
: Yeah.
Henry Rowengartner
: I'm Henry!
Martinella
: [
*confused, apparently because he had no idea Henry was a kid*
] ... I might be looking for your father.
d.
Max Goldman
: Good morning, dickhead.
John Gustafson
: Hello, moron.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Grumpy Old Men (1993)?
a.
Max Goldman
: Well he started it!
Jacob
: Oh, Gustafson started every fight since 1940.
Max Goldman
: 1938!
b.
Jenny
: Everything about you is a lie.
Neville
: It wasn't lies, Jenny. It was acting.
c.
Al Stewart
: What's going on out there?
Wilbert
: My in-laws are acting like out-laws.
d.
Wayne Carter
: I think you could turn a man's head very easily if he wasn't careful.
Flower Belle
: Well, there's no fun in being too careful.
Wayne Carter
: Aren't you forgetting that you're married?
Flower Belle
: I'm doin' my best.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Grumpy Old Men (1993)?
a.
Jeremy Grey
: Never walk away from a crasher in a funny jacket! Rule #115!
b.
Robert Reynard
: Well, let's not drag the constitution into this.
c.
Max Goldman
: If I had known I would be doing a nude scene, I'd have asked for another million.
d.
[
Jack needs a helicopter
]
Jack Ryan
: I'm here to rent the Huey.
Helicopter owner
: We don't rent it anymore, but it is for sale.
Jack Ryan
: How much?
Helicopter owner
: Two million dollars.
Jack Ryan
: Uh, my pilot and I will have to take it for a test drive.
Helicopter owner
: Of course, you just have to leave a deposit.
Jack Ryan
: How much is that?
Helicopter owner
: Two million dollars.
Jack Ryan
: Umm... [
Shows a CIA business card
]
Jack Ryan
: Would you take a company check?
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Grumpy Old Men (1993)?
a.
Man Attendant
: I'd assume Dr. Loomis would be here. Michael Myers is still his patient.
Dr. Hoffman
: If Loomis read memos he'd be here. Fortunately, his position is more ceremonial than medical. And with Myers gone, my hope is that he'll either transfer, retire... or die.
b.
Doc Holliday
: Oh. Johnny, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.
c.
Chuck De Nomolos
: We are now transmitting on every television channel throughout the world!
English Family Member, English Family Member
: My word.
Chuck De Nomolos
: I want the whole universe to behold this transfer of power. No longer will our future society be based on the ideas and the music of these two fools! They will be based on my ideas, and my ideas alone! [
draws his gun on Bill and Ted
]
d.
Max Goldman
: Do me a favor. Put your lip over your head... and swallow.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Grumpy Old Men (1993)?
a.
Grandpa Gustafson
: Kids; Can't live with them, can't shoot them.
b.
Johnny Case
: Anything else, sir?
Edward Seton
: I beg your pardon.
Linda Seton
: I should think you would.
c.
Adam Canfield
: Well, what did you expect me to say? That a pretty girl with an outrageous manner means more to an old pro like me than a quarter of a million dollars?
Reggie Lampert
: I don't suppose so.
Adam Canfield
: Well, it's a toss-up, I can tell you that.
Reggie Lampert
: What did you say?
Adam Canfield
: Hasn't it occurred to you that I'm having a tough time keeping my hands off you? [
Regina is stunned
]
Adam Canfield
: Oh, you should see your face.
Reggie Lampert
: What's the matter with it?
Adam Canfield
: It's lovely. [
Regina drops her knife and fork
]
Adam Canfield
: What's the matter now?
Reggie Lampert
: I'm not hungry anymore; isn't it glorious?
d.
Leary
: They won't fuck with us in the water!
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Grumpy Old Men (1993)?
a.
Grandpa Sam Reaches
: Knock it off! Knock it off! You remind me of a couple of old women!
Ray Levoi
: He speaks English?
Walter Crow Horse
: Yeah, only when he's really pissed off.
b.
Max Goldman
: Hey dickhead you win the lottery?
c.
Hannah Montana
: [
after the locals suggest bringing Hannah Montana to Crowley Crows for a concert
] Um i guess i could give her a call
d.
Captain Carlos Rodriguez
: Be careful of the, uh, fat one who sweats a lot.
Rigby Reardon
: What about Kitty Collins?
Captain Carlos Rodriguez
: She doesn't sweat as much, but she's just as dangerous.
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