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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : For Richer or Poorer (1997) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : For Richer or Poorer (1997) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: For Richer or Poorer (1997).
About the movie:
A real estate hustler and his wife hide from the IRS among the Amish.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: For Richer or Poorer (1997)?
a.
Longshanks
: What news of the North?
Prince Edward
: Nothing new, Your Majesty. We've sent riders to speed any word.
Longshanks
: I heard the word in France where I was fighting to expand your future kingdom. The word, my son, is that our entire Northern Army is *annihilated*.
b.
Caroline Sexton
: Hmm. It's actually soft over here.
Brad Sexton
: [
mutter
] Probably because you're sitting in cow dung.
Caroline Sexton
: Excuse me?
Brad Sexton
: [
aloud
] Uh... I said, "My oh my, is that cow hung."
Caroline Sexton
: You are such a pervert.
c.
Sam
: I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you.
d.
Joan
: Hugh designs video games.
Keenan
: Any I'd know?
Hugh
: Uh..."Killer Golf" That was the last.
Keenan
: Oh, man. That game was awesome! You have a hell of an imagination.
Joan
: Hey, you owe me a dance.
Keenan
: Just one?
Joan
: No.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: For Richer or Poorer (1997)?
a.
Nancy Hayes
: Okay, now the truth.
Jack Ryan
: If that girl's not careful, she's gonna wind up on the business end of my di...
Nancy Hayes
: Oh my God! Shut up!
b.
Kari
: My brother and I had a give and take relationship. I would give and he would take.
c.
Edward Cullen
: I don't know.
d.
Caroline Sexton
: [
Somebody cuts Caroline's credit cards, she immediately blames it on Brad
]
Caroline Sexton
: That BASTARD. [
Brad's account is frozen, he thinks Caroline is the guilty party
]
Brad Sexton
: That BITCH.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: For Richer or Poorer (1997)?
a.
Gigi
: I don't know what you want. You told Grandmamma...
Gaston Lachaille
: I know what I told your grandmother. We don't have to repeat it. Just tell me simply what you don't want... and tell me what you do want.
Gigi
: Do you mean that?
Gaston Lachaille
: Of course.
Gigi
: You told Grandmamma that you wanted to take care of me.
Gaston Lachaille
: To take care of you beautifully.
Gigi
: Beautifully. That is, if I like it. They've pounded into my head I'm backward for my age... but I know what all this means. To "take care of me beautifully" means I shall go away with you... and that I shall sleep in your bed.
Gaston Lachaille
: Please, Gigi, I beg of you! You embarrass me!
Gigi
: You weren't embarrassed to talk to Grandmamma about it. And Grandmamma wasn't embarrassed to talk to me about it. But I know more than she told me. To "take care of me" means that I shall have my photograph in the papers. That I shall go to the Riviera, to the races at Deauville. And when we fight, it will be in all the columns the next day. And then you'd give me up, as you did with Inèz des Cèvennes.
Gaston Lachaille
: Who's been filling your head with all these old stories? How do you know about that?
Gigi
: Why shouldn't I know? You're world famous. I know about the woman who stole from you, the Contessa who wanted to shoot you, the American who wanted to marry you. I know what everybody knows.
Gaston Lachaille
: These aren't the things we have to talk about together! That's all in the past, over and done with!
Gigi
: Yes, Gaston. Until it begins again.
b.
[
last lines
]
Jay
: [
after the end credits
] Man, why do you always have to tell that fucking gay story for?
Silent Bob
: Shut up.
Jay
: You shut up, you fat fuck.
c.
Caroline Sexton
: Well, after tonight, I don't know how I'll ever be able to face my friends again.
Brad Sexton
: Just pretend they're a mirror.
Caroline Sexton
: You're so funny, honey. Actually, I'll just confess to them that I'm married to a MORON. And that way, they'll feel sorry for me and forgive me.
Brad Sexton
: Well, this "moron" built you this fabulous life.
Caroline Sexton
: Oh, that again. Oh, I forgot. That's right, honey! You did EVERYTHING, and I did NOTHING.
Brad Sexton
: Well, I have developed sixteen commercial properties in the last five years, including Euro-Alcatraz.
Caroline Sexton
: Oooooh... I'm sorry, did you say "Euro-Alcatraz"? "Vacation in... The Big House"? Say, did you hear that?
Brad Sexton
: What?
Caroline Sexton
: The sound of an entire continent laughing at you? [
chuckles
]
Brad Sexton
: [
sarcastically
] Ouch! Caroline, refresh my memory, will you please? What exactly have YOU done in the past five years? Wait a minute: I know. You've done Bloomingdale's. You've done lunch. You've done chemical peels. You've done collagen. You've done liposuction. [
makes sucking noises
]
Brad Sexton
: Wowwww.
Caroline Sexton
: You poor, deluded little monkey. Who do you think brought you to these people? Hmm? Without me, Brad, you would be nothing. [
blows cigarette smoke in his face
]
Brad Sexton
: [
sputters
] I beg your pardon, but I had a very successful real estate career before I ever met you.
Caroline Sexton
: Oh. Really. So you consider leasing parking spaces a real estate career? Well, here's a news flash, BRAD: I took you from K-Mart to Tiffany's. I invented you.
Brad Sexton
: Okay. Well. Then I guess you have no one else to blame... but yourself.
Caroline Sexton
: That's - [
stops. Brad laughs, she groans
]
Caroline Sexton
: I guess not.
Brad Sexton
: [
she walks away, he smirks after her
] Good NIGHT. [
they each retreat to their own separate sleeping quarters
]
d.
Kathleen Riley
: I spend all of my day with murders and rapists, and what's really crazy, I like them.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: For Richer or Poorer (1997)?
a.
Brad Sexton
: [
explaining to Henner why he always gets tounge-tied around Rebecca
] That's what women do to men. It's called "being in love".
b.
[
Donkey keeps humming the "Duloc" song
]
Shrek
: All right, you're going the right way for a smacked bottom.
Donkey
: Sorry 'bout that.
c.
Timothy X. Nolan
: The bank in San Francisco won't extend me note. I owe them a hundred thousand dollars and with me holdings worth five times that, they're waiting like vultures to swoop down and foreclose.
Harker Fleet
: Tim, how many times have I tried to tell you that banks are not to business with, they're to rob.
d.
Davey Stone
: Smell ya later, Poopsicle! [
laughs
]
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: For Richer or Poorer (1997)?
a.
Igby
: Instead of saying someone or something is funny, why don't you just laugh?
Sookie
: [
laughs
] Is that better?
Igby
: Much.
b.
[
first lines
]
Simon Graham
: [
narrating
] They say Japan was made by a sword. They say the old gods dipped a coral blade into the ocean, and when they pulled it out four perfect drops fell back into the sea, and those drops became the islands of Japan. I say, Japan was made by a handful of brave men. Warriors, willing to give their lives for what seems to have become a forgotten word: honor.
c.
Tourist Man
: Look, what's this gonna take, huh? Whaddaya need? Five bucks? A little Amish Lincoln?
d.
Pootie Tang
: Sepatown!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: For Richer or Poorer (1997)?
a.
Bob Wilton
: Bill? Lyn told me he didn't deserve this eagle feather. He wanted me to give it back to you.
Bill Django
: It's fake.
Bob Wilton
: What?
Bill Django
: This one's off a turkey.
b.
Bill Standish
: Ever done any posing before?
Kay Arnold
: I'm always posing.
Bill Standish
: How do you spend your nights?
Kay Arnold
: Re-posing.
c.
Ace Rothstein
: You fucking mo-mo, what's the matter with you?
d.
Brad Sexton
: Good food, good meat. Good God, let's eat!
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: For Richer or Poorer (1997)?
a.
Princess Leia
: General, count me in.
b.
Roger Thornhill
: No. No, Mother, I have not been drinking. No. No. These two men, they poured a whole bottle of bourbon into me. No, they didn't give me a chaser.
c.
Ben Rush
: Are you all moved in?
Buck Zorba
: There wasn't anything to move except us.
d.
Brad Sexton
: So I went into Saks to get some socks, got a suit and some sex.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: For Richer or Poorer (1997)?
a.
[
Brad has just managed to crash their car - a stole taxi - into a lake
]
Brad Sexton
: [
trying to help her out
] Are you all right?
Caroline Sexton
: No, I'm *not* all right, you *idiot*!
Brad Sexton
: Come on!
Caroline Sexton
: Get out of my way! I'll do it myself!
Caroline Sexton
: [
flailing her arms around
] Help! I'm drowning! Please Brad help, don't let me die!
b.
Kate Foley
: What are you doing?
Jim Plummer
: Why, I'm tying you up. Can't let my future wife get away from me again!
c.
Rudolph Sackville-Bagg
: A friend?
Tony Thompson
: Well, we saved each other's lives, didn't we?
Rudolph Sackville-Bagg
: Yes. We did. Friends.
d.
Valentine McKee
: Good morning Mr. Bassett, this is your wake up call. Please move your ass.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: For Richer or Poorer (1997)?
a.
Alex
: Hey. The Book of the Dead.
Meela
: What a bright little child. Your mother must be missing you terribly. If you wish to see her again, you better behave.
Alex
: Lady, I don't behave for my parents, what makes you think I'm going to do it for you?
Lock-Nah
: Silence!
Meela
: Because your parents wouldn't slip poisonous snakes in your bed while you were sleeping.
b.
Dean Rusk
: The FBI has identified this Alexander Fomin as the Soviet Resident - the KGB equivalent of one of our station chiefs. He's their highest-ranking spy in this country, and he knows John's a friend of mine.
Ted Sorensen
: All the trademarks of a back-channel overture.
Kenny O'Donnell
: Yeah, some back channel! ABC news guy, my god-damn next-door neighbor...
c.
Brad Sexton
: [
standing under the rear of a bull statue
] This is bullshit!
d.
Janis
: Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: For Richer or Poorer (1997)?
a.
Brad Sexton
: We are plowin' now!
b.
Carla Jean Moss
: [
the cab is stopped outside the depot. Carla Jean and her mother and the driver are at the trunk struggling over bags
] I got it Mama.
Carla Jean's Mother
: I didn't see my Prednisone.
Carla Jean Moss
: I put it in, Mama.
Carla Jean's Mother
: Well I didn't see it.
Carla Jean Moss
: Well I put it in. That one. You just set there. I'll get tickets and a cart for the bags.
Well Dressed Mexican
: [
as Carla Jean goes to the station a man emerges from a car pulled up behind. He is a well-dressed Mexican of early middle age
] Do you need help with the bags, madam?
Carla Jean's Mother
: Well thank god there's one gentleman left in West Texas. Yes thank you. I am old and I am not well.
Well Dressed Mexican
: Which bus are you taking?
Carla Jean's Mother
: We're going to El Paso don't ask me why. Discombobulated by a no-account son-in-law. Thank you. You don't often see a Mexican in a suit.
Well Dressed Mexican
: You go to El Paso? I know it. Where are you staying?
c.
Plainview
: You're not my son. You have none of me in you.
H.W. Plainview - Older
: [
signed and translated by assistant
] I thank God I have none of you in me.
d.
Spike
: [
about Anna who is staying with Will
] Well, isn't this a good opportunity to... slip her one?
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