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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976)

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About the movie: A porn musical based on the classic.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976)?
a.		Ted Beckerwith: Boy, I'm already up to my ass in debt. Just once I'd like to open an envelope that didn't have a window in it.
b.		[Myra and Mary Ann are in bed together] Mary Ann Pringle: If only there was some man like you. I'd really fall, I would. But not like this. If only you were a man...
c.		[Spider-Man rescues Harry] Harry Osborn: This doesn't change anything.
d.		Queen of Hearts: I want her head! Alice: Please Ma'am, I'm just learning about life, I'm too young to die, don't cut off my head. Queen of Hearts: You misunderstand me, doll. I don't wanna cut off your head. I want you to give me some head.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976)?
a.		Scrugg: We don't have any towels. We had one once, but it was stolen by a hotel.
b.		Dave: Just get one thing straight, Wimp. We may be stuck with you, but that doesn't mean you're going to ruin our trip just because you're a little brat kid! We're going to be as crude as we want, as filthy as we want, and as gross as we want! You understand that, Wimp? Wendell: My name's Wendell, and why should today be any different?
c.		Sam Witwicky: [to five vehicles in his yard] This isn't hiding! That's my backyard, not a truckstop!
d.		[having been captured and dragged away] Lord Asriel: Look, we can settle this like gentlemen!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976)?
a.		Napoleon Dynamite: I caught you a delicious bass.
b.		Billy Hill: God da-amn! You see the way that bitch's head exploded? Shit. Ordinarily, it'd be a damn shame to shoot a piece of ass like that. Ya know what I mean? But in her case, I'll make an exception. I always hated that bitch... Billy Hill: My name's Billy Hill. Friends call me Hillbilly. You can call me Mr. Hill. I hope I didn't interrupt anything too romantic for you, but that whore can go all day long...
c.		Tweedledum: Oh, Dee! You're so great! I love you like a brother! Tweedledee: Dum, aren't you forgetting? I AM your brother.
d.		Dan: The only constant is change.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976)?
a.		Cruella De Vil: [to a racoon who has just stolen her hat and is wearing it] Darling, red isn't your colour... Give me the hat... Give me the hat, or you will become a hat!
b.		Jasper: You know what I was thinking? When you get back to London, maybe we could sneak off somewhere together. Maybe Venice. You and me in Venice could be good. Iris: Do you mean that? I mean, are you free to do that? Jasper: Darling, I've just traveled halfway across the world to see you, haven't I? Iris: [Iris & Jasper almost kiss before Iris pulls away] Yeah, that doesn't exactly answer my question. So, are you not with Sarah anymore? I mean, is that what you've come here to tell me? Jasper: I wish you could just accept knowing how confused I am about all this. Iris: Okay, let me translate that. So, you are still engaged to be married? Jasper: Yes, but, I mean... Iris: Oh, my God. [Iris gets up from the couch] Iris: This was a really close call. You know, I never really though I'd say this, literally never, but I think you were absolutely right about us. Very square peg, very round hole. Jasper: You cannot mean that. Iris: The great thing is I actually do. And I'm about three years late in telling you this, but nevertheless I need to say it. Jasper. Wait, I need the lights on. Jasper, you have never treated me right. Ever. Jasper: Oh, babe. Iris: Shush. You broke my heart. And you acted like somehow it was my fault, my misunderstanding, and I was too in love with you to ever be mad at you, so I just punished myself! For years! But you waltzing in here on my lovely Christmas holiday, and telling me that you don't want to lose me whilst you're about to get MARRIED, somehow newly entitles me to say, it's over. This - This twisted, toxic THING between us, is finally finished! I'm miraculously done being in love with you! Ha! I've got a life to start living. [Picks up Jasper's jacket, walking to the door] Iris: And you're not going to be in it. Jasper: Darling. Iris: Now I've got somewhere really important to be, and you have got to get the hell out. [Opens the door] Iris: Now! Jasper: What exactly has got into you? Iris: I don't know. [Pushes Jasper out the door] Iris: But I think what I've got is something slightly resembling, gumption. [Slams door shut in Jasper's face. Lifts hands up and screams with joy]
c.		[Iron Monger breaks out of the building] Iron Monger: Where do you think you're going? [aims a blaster at Pepper] Iron Monger: Your services are no longer required.
d.		Mad Hatter: And after the King's ball comes off, we're eating dinner in the Queen's box. Alice: Dinner in the Queen's box? Mad Hatter: Well not dinner exactly, it's more like a boxed lunch.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976)?
a.		The White Rabbit: She's embarassed - I think she's still a virgin. Mad Hatter: Well if that's the case, she should be embarassed. I've never heard of such a thing. Alice: Well I'm trying to learn, honestly, but I can't have everything shoved down my throat all at once. Mad Hatter: Well I don't see why not.
b.		Bob Bigalow: The idea of a man-whore is a relatively new idea. Cologne? Deuce Bigalow: No thanks. Bob Bigalow: [loud fart in background] These women are looking for more than just sex. They want romance. Deuce Bigalow: What do you mean? Bob Bigalow: [another loud fart] Well, it was like when I met your mom, God rest her soul. I didn't have so much as a toilet to clean. Still, I wasn't going to pay her a dime for sex, no matter what she was charging. Deuce Bigalow: What? Bob Bigalow: [loud fart] Well your mom could've had any man she wanted in that strip club. And this being my first time in Bangkok, I was looking for a good time myself. Deuce Bigalow: You met my mom where? Bob Bigalow: It's not important. [fart] Bob Bigalow: The thing is, she saw something in me beyond the 200 baht. A man with an eye for adventure who wasn't afraid to risk it all. Deuce Bigalow: Dad, are you saying that... Bob Bigalow: [diarrhea splattering into toilet in background] So we took all her one-dollar bills off the stage, said good-bye to that donkey, and two days later we were man and wife. And we were happily married a long time. Deuce Bigalow: So, do you think I should be more of a risk-taker? Bob Bigalow: [toilet flushing] Worked for me. Deuce Bigalow: Thanks, pops.
c.		Dr. Fromberg: What was that you were watching, Mr. Brower? Michael: "Death, Death, Death..." Dr. Fromberg: 'Death, Death, Death..." Michael: ...Part 2" Dr. Fromberg: Oh my god. Tell me Michael, why do you watch these films? Michael: Really? Dr. Fromberg: Yes, I want to understand. Michael: Well, it's kind of an escape. Dr. Fromberg: An escape. Like lighting up a marijuana cigarette and escaping the real world? Like watching a pornographic sex film, getting an erection and raping someone? Michael: I don't think erections rape people, people rape people.
d.		Gary Winston: It's just a matter of time before someone borrows your technology, improves it and makes a billion dollars on it.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976)?
a.		Sheriff: Goodbye, Rogers. I hope I won't see you again under these circumstances. Roy Rogers: You won't... under any circumstances.
b.		Humpty Dumpty: Who's she? I've never seen HER before. Mad Hatter: She's new in these parts.
c.		Linkhorne 'Link' Gibson: Whatever exists between you two must be fine, or you wouldn't be in it.
d.		Sir James: The whole world believes that you were eaten by a shark, Miss Lynd. Vesper Lynd: That was no shark. That was my personal submarine. But enough of this polite conversation. What is the purpose of your visit?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976)?
a.		Alice: Well if it feels good, there's a good chance it must be bad.
b.		Simon: Your mother is so sexy, sometimes I forget she's someone's mother. Joe: What if I said the same thing about your mother? Simon: I'd have you committed.
c.		Capt. Malcolm Reynolds: What in the hell happened back there? Hoban 'Wash' Washburn: Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl 'cause... I don't think that's ever getting old.
d.		Helen Morell: Oh, Jackie, it's true. There is magic in the world.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976)?
a.		Robert Parks: What's your name? Mary Maceachran: I think here I'm called Trentham. Robert Parks: [laughs] No, I meant your real name. Mary Maceachran: Oh. Mary. Mary Maceachran. Robert Parks: Blimey. What does Her Ladyship call you? Mary Maceachran: Well, she should call me Maceachran now I'm a lady's maid. At least that's what my mother says. But Her Ladyship can't pronounce it, so she just calls me Mary. Robert Parks: I don't blame her.
b.		King of Hearts: [to Alice] May my rod and staff comfort thee.
c.		Simone: Tell him that if he discovers our whereabouts, you'll slit your wrists with a razor, and I'll drive a hatpin through my heart. Prouix, the Architect: You'd do that, rather than forsake our love? Simone: No. But tell him I would anyway.
d.		Lilli: You lied to me. Richard: When did I lie to you? Lilli: You promised you'd never hurt me. Richard: And when did I hurt you? Lilli: Every time you stare at her, you hurt me. Richard: Well it's just... She's so different.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976)?
a.		Alice: Rocks can't talk. Rock: Is that so?
b.		Doorman: What the fuck is she doing at the club? That's not even good parenting right there. Your old ass should know better than that.
c.		Le Chiffre: I'm afraid that your friend Mathis... is really... my friend Mathis.
d.		Dr. Henryk Belicec: [to Carol] So Ben tells me you are a psychiatrist. This is very interesting. This is exactly what I need. Yorish: All you need is what every Czech needs: a stiff Russian boot up your behind. Dr. Henryk Belicec: Pity they don't make Russian boots anymore. They're all made in China.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy (1976)?
a.		Alice: Oh! It looks like somebody had an accident. The White Rabbit: THAT'S a funny thing to call it!
b.		Gen. Gurko Lanen: Gluck, that was your second mistake. Men like you never realize I can rule you collectively because I can master you individually.
c.		Jennifer ("J"): So much stuff, so little time to snoop.
d.		James Francis 'Bugs': [Pointing at a Cubist painting] You ever see anything like that before? Albert J. 'Al' Daniels: Not since I been off cocaine. James Francis 'Bugs': No, dumb head! I suppose you think that's a cat havin' a fit in a bucket of tomato ketchup. Well, it ain't! That's art!